Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Feb 11, 2018 9:55:00 GMT -5
*The scene opens on Mongo and Bongo by a door in a danker hallway, the two are about to enter into the room that awaits*
Bongo: ...How did he get in there?
Mongo: How should I know?
Bongo: Well, you set this up
Mongo: I did? Oh well, lets just get in there
*Mongo opens the door and holds it for Bongo. The two walk into a very 30's-ish looking gym. Bongo is quite amazed at the wrestling memorabilia everywhere. Posters and things never seen by a newbie. In the center, under a spotlight is a ring, in the ring, is King Kongo. As Bongo looks at all of the posters with a younger Kongo on them, Mongo is giving a cock-eyed look at the old man in a wheelchair in the ring. How the hell did he get in there?*
Kongo: So kid, you wanna be a wrestler?
Mongo: He already is a wrestler! Jeez, one of these days you're going in the XHF home for old and crippled wrestlers!
Bongo: Yeah, do you wanna teach me to wrestle?
Mongo: You can wrestle!
Kongo: Then come in here sonny
Mongo: YOU CAN WRESTLE!!
*Nobody seems to be paying attention to Mongo, so he just finds a chair as Bongo climbs into the ring.*
Kongo: Ok, before you can truly wrestle, you have to know the basics, a guy with fancy moves but no base is going to get paralyzed
Bongo: Yes sir
Kongo: Ok, today's lesson is the armdrag, that can be one of the most useful moves in a guys arsenal
Bongo: I see
*Kongo then comes flying at Bongo with his wheel chair, stopping right in front of him*
Kongo: What do you do if a guy does that?
Bongo: Big boot?
Kongo: Oh....this is going to be a hard one.
Bongo: What?
Kongo: What today's lesson?
Bongo: Armdrags
Kongo: So what would you do if a guy came after you?
Bongo: Big boot?
Kongo: No, no. Hold on, Johnny! Danny!
*Two younger guys come out of nowhere, they are dressed in a older style of wrestling gear, must be Kongo's personal project. The duo climb into the ring and await instructions*
Kongo: Ok, Danny, I want you to run at Johnny, and Johnny, you give him an armdrag, watch closely Bongo
*The two perform the move then get back up, ready for the next command*
Kongo: Ok, now Johnny, I want you to run at Bongo, and Bongo, you give him an armdrag
*The two get into place, Johnny runs at Bongo, as he approaches, Bongo panics and lifts his leg up in a big boot right to poor Johnny's kisser. Bongo looks to Kongo for approval, Kongo only shakes his head. This scene continues like this for a while, finally, Bongo lands an armdrag, sort of, he grabs Danny and armdrags him to the outside through a table with some paperwork on it. Kongo looks pissed*
Kongo: That's all for today! Get the heck out!
Bongo: Don't worry I can fi-
Kongo: We'll resume tomorrow!
*Mongo leads Bongo out as Kongo begins to curse at Johnny and Danny and the camera fades*
Bongo: ...How did he get in there?
Mongo: How should I know?
Bongo: Well, you set this up
Mongo: I did? Oh well, lets just get in there
*Mongo opens the door and holds it for Bongo. The two walk into a very 30's-ish looking gym. Bongo is quite amazed at the wrestling memorabilia everywhere. Posters and things never seen by a newbie. In the center, under a spotlight is a ring, in the ring, is King Kongo. As Bongo looks at all of the posters with a younger Kongo on them, Mongo is giving a cock-eyed look at the old man in a wheelchair in the ring. How the hell did he get in there?*
Kongo: So kid, you wanna be a wrestler?
Mongo: He already is a wrestler! Jeez, one of these days you're going in the XHF home for old and crippled wrestlers!
Bongo: Yeah, do you wanna teach me to wrestle?
Mongo: You can wrestle!
Kongo: Then come in here sonny
Mongo: YOU CAN WRESTLE!!
*Nobody seems to be paying attention to Mongo, so he just finds a chair as Bongo climbs into the ring.*
Kongo: Ok, before you can truly wrestle, you have to know the basics, a guy with fancy moves but no base is going to get paralyzed
Bongo: Yes sir
Kongo: Ok, today's lesson is the armdrag, that can be one of the most useful moves in a guys arsenal
Bongo: I see
*Kongo then comes flying at Bongo with his wheel chair, stopping right in front of him*
Kongo: What do you do if a guy does that?
Bongo: Big boot?
Kongo: Oh....this is going to be a hard one.
Bongo: What?
Kongo: What today's lesson?
Bongo: Armdrags
Kongo: So what would you do if a guy came after you?
Bongo: Big boot?
Kongo: No, no. Hold on, Johnny! Danny!
*Two younger guys come out of nowhere, they are dressed in a older style of wrestling gear, must be Kongo's personal project. The duo climb into the ring and await instructions*
Kongo: Ok, Danny, I want you to run at Johnny, and Johnny, you give him an armdrag, watch closely Bongo
*The two perform the move then get back up, ready for the next command*
Kongo: Ok, now Johnny, I want you to run at Bongo, and Bongo, you give him an armdrag
*The two get into place, Johnny runs at Bongo, as he approaches, Bongo panics and lifts his leg up in a big boot right to poor Johnny's kisser. Bongo looks to Kongo for approval, Kongo only shakes his head. This scene continues like this for a while, finally, Bongo lands an armdrag, sort of, he grabs Danny and armdrags him to the outside through a table with some paperwork on it. Kongo looks pissed*
Kongo: That's all for today! Get the heck out!
Bongo: Don't worry I can fi-
Kongo: We'll resume tomorrow!
*Mongo leads Bongo out as Kongo begins to curse at Johnny and Danny and the camera fades*