Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 10, 2018 16:51:46 GMT -5
*OOC: This is for the three ladies in the Goddess of Sakura match to hype up, trash talk and answer questions regarding this match and it's stipulations. Please leave your comments or actions in this thread! also to those not apart they may ask questions as an interviewer, weather they really are or not  ) We open up to see the CEO of SSS Emi Sakura with a contract in her hand. There are four chairs behind a very long table, all in front of a light pink backdrop that has various sponsors and social media plugs on it. An announcer introduces the three participants of this match coming up at the end of the month one by one. Each comes out and poses for pictures before sitting in their respective seats. Ember and Bodhi are on one side, while Kuroi is kept off and split up by Emi. Cameras flash and a million reporters begin asking questions. Reporter: "(Yami-san, you face two opponents at Perpetual Sorrow this month. To top it all off this has been sanctioned as a falls count anywhere match, do you have concerns that you may lose the match and not even be pinned? or that the pin fall may be too far away or in a hard spot to break up?)" Kuroi: "(You see... it doesn't matter how much opponents that they put up against me, the fact is that i am not only the goddess of death, but your Goddess of Sakura as well. That fact will remain the same going into April. As for not being pinned... well let me just say this is a no DQ match by default.)"Kuroi gives an evil smile before continuing. Kuroi: "(And i'm sure you all know what that means...)"the next reporter asks his question. Reporter: "(Nakamura from Tokyo Sports, this question goes to all three competitors, Knowing you all three have history, is there anything you will try differently in this match up? do you see your selfs working with anyone during this match or anything of that nature at all?)" |
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Post by Mad Dog Smith on Mar 10, 2018 18:37:40 GMT -5
An incredibly sexy, sleek blonde in a tight black skirt and blazer cuts the reporter off by shoving him out of the way.
Her beautiful eyes flare as she shouts her question. “Yeah, this is for all the competitors? How humbling was it that Mad Dog Smith won the Miss XHF contest even though he’s not even a woman? Does it make you just wanna give up that he’s THAT beautiful and just like, wear sweat pants all day and not even put on your make up anymore?”
Everyone in the room groans. One of the reporters must have asked, “Who the hells that?” because another reporter answered, “That’s Mad Dog Smith in a dress. He’s always doing this shit.”
“And also!” Sam Todd asked, secure in the knowledge that nobody in the room suspected she was in reality, Mad Dog Smith, reigning Miss XHF Network, “Which one of you think you have the best shot at dating Mad Dog Smith?”
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 10, 2018 19:52:29 GMT -5
Kuroi isn't amused by the wacky antics of the hottest bitch in the business, Mad Dog Smith. She lets out a sort of sigh and mumbles something to er self before she answers the question.
Kuroi: "(You know... Mad Dog Smith, he's not bad. Not bad, but he's not my kind of guy. Besides any man Kayako Kai likes... you know it's best not to go after him. She can be scary when it comes to guys. My thoughts on the Miss XHF Pagent, well it's clearly a stupid thing only used for the horny bastards in the crowd to go and jerk off to when they get home. It's nothing to be proud of. This right here is something to be proud of!)"
she says as she stands up and lifts her goddess of sakura title in the air.
Kuroi: "(But if anyone has a chance with him... i mean, i AM single)" She says as she gives an awful wink, she plays it off like she has something in her eye.
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Post by Mad Dog Smith on Mar 10, 2018 22:49:17 GMT -5
Kuroi isn't amused by the wacky antics of the hottest bitch in the business, Mad Dog Smith. She lets out a sort of sigh and mumbles something to er self before she answers the question. Kuroi: "(You know... Mad Dog Smith, he's not bad. Not bad, but he's not my kind of guy. Besides any man Kayako Kai likes... you know it's best not to go after him. She can be scary when it comes to guys. My thoughts on the Miss XHF Pagent, well it's clearly a stupid thing only used for the horny bastards in the crowd to go and jerk off to when they get home. It's nothing to be proud of. This right here is something to be proud of!)"she says as she stands up and lifts her goddess of sakura title in the air. Kuroi: "(But if anyone has a chance with him... i mean, i AM single)" She says as she gives an awful wink, she plays it off like she has something in her eye. Sam seems confused and unsure how to respond. One hand Kuroi said Mad Dog was not bad, which was true, if an understatement. But then she said he’s not her kind of guy. I mean, what was that about? MDS is everyone’s type of guy! Then she said the Miss XHF pageant was dumb, but that couldn’t be true ... because there was a crown and everything ... And then to add to Sam’s confusion ... she said horny bastards jay off to Mad Dog, which, of course they do, everyone jays off to Mad Dog, that’s how he won the title in the first place ... Mad Dog couldn’t read this ... Kuroi Yami. Sam looked down at her notes and he she found herself becoming fascinated with this hot, goth, Japanese chick. And that Black Driver is cool as fuck, Sam thought. |
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 10, 2018 23:57:32 GMT -5
Kuroi: "(Anymore questions Mist- miss... lady? i... i don't know. I'm more confused and conflicted about you the i am about weather or not Ember Ferrari is a man or something in between male and female. This is why Abnormalize must stand tall! this is why we must fight! Because of abominations like Ember Ferrari and bitches like Bodhi!)"
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Post by Mad Dog Smith on Mar 11, 2018 1:27:44 GMT -5
Kuroi: "(Anymore questions Mist- miss... lady? i... i don't know. I'm more confused and conflicted about you the i am about weather or not Ember Ferrari is a man or something in between male and female. This is why Abnormalize must stand tall! this is why we must fight! Because of abominations like Ember Ferrari and bitches like Bodhi!)" Sam Todd blushed. “Oh-Oh! Sure! I mean, like, do you do your own hair? I love it ...” |
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 11, 2018 9:34:13 GMT -5
Kuroi: "(Yes actually i do! Thanks for noticing. You know, i like this one! lets keep hi- i mean her. invite hi- her to the rest of these things Sakura-san!)"
Kuroi says, herself blushing a bit too. I mean she may be the goddess of sakura and death, but she's a lovely young lady too. And she'll always appreciate a compliment unless it's from bodhi or ember of course.
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Post by BODHI on Mar 13, 2018 0:18:37 GMT -5
Bodhi stands up, visibly finished with this foolish discussion.
Bodhi: What is this...charade? Some cretin wearing a dress? Is there not enough freaks in the world already! If you really want to be a bitch, bend over and I'll show you what it takes. You and Ember are one and the same, bizarre freaks of nature that parade around pretending to be something that you are not...superstars. FEMALE superstars. Women get a bad enough rep as it is, we get overlooked in too many sports, too many industries.
Bodhi takes a long hard look at Mad Dog, and then back to Kuroi.
Bodhi: And then there is you...an irritation, prancing about like a superstar. The 'Goddess'...you are about to lose your title, and your reign. I will kill two birds in one stone at Perpetual Sorrow. I will dethrone the evil Ms. Black herself, and I will put down that...insult to all womankind. My stance on the world has changed, my direction has become clear...this is a woman's world, and I plan on leading it. The future of SSS is F.E.M...
Bodhi sits back down, crosses her arms and smirks.
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 13, 2018 15:12:45 GMT -5
Kuroi can't help but laugh as she hears the words of Bodhi. She laughs hysterically before wiping away some tears.
"(You know... this match, this match is falls county anywhere. I may just drag you and that abomination to all life on earth right where you belong. Six feet under. But then that'd be considered attempted murder, even by our standards wouldn't it? Hmm... maybe i'll take you to the ocean and accidentally drop you in the middle of the ocean... maybe back up a car onto a prone individual i didn't see. So many ideas... so much fun i can have torturing you two... You know Bodhi-san, despite what you may think i respect you. Your whole feminist thing going on. It's nice to see more women trying to set an example for young girls.)"
"(It's just that you and your friends are the epitome of a 'pretty' girl. You... You only represent the popular crowd. The cheerleaders and the perfect little princesses. Abnormalize... We represent the girls... the boys, the human race, that are told they will never be anything. The ones who are picked on. Who just want to die. Abnormalize are for the so called goths and freaks who no one wants. I will keep this title. I will beat you Bodhi-san. Oh, and Ember... you so much as lay a finger on MY championship... well you will wish i'd of killed you.)"
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