Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Apr 22, 2009 15:58:20 GMT -5
Vengeance
(Live In Primetime at Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois, Exclusively On VTV)
(Live In Primetime at Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois, Exclusively On VTV)
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Two men with years of history...
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Velez gathers up enough to get back up. He hobbles over and sets the ladder in the middle of the ring, and he gets onto the first step. MGK walks over on the side opposite of Velez and begins climbing the ladder. Doc makes his way out of the corner and begins climbing on another side of the ladder. All three men move slowly to the top of the ladder. They begin throwing punches at each other. The first one to go is Velez, but he falls and catches himself half way down the ladder. He holds on tight and catches his breath. MGK then scoops up Doc on top of the ladder and hits the Defamation! Both men crash right through the mat and under the ring.
Cole: Oh My God! Did you see that, I think they're both dead!
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A history which just became all the more personal...
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MGK suddenly jerks Jennie forward, throwing her into the wall behind him. As she tries to turn around, he again slaps her. And then grabs her, taking her through a hallway downstairs. They come to the kitchen area, where next to the threshold is another white door. MGK jerks it open, and we can see a dark room with stairs that lead down. It's presumably the basement. Without any hesitation whatsoever, MGK jerks Jennie forward, throwing her down the stairs. A few terrifying bumps are heard, and then complete silence. MGK takes a few steps back, now for the first time considering what he's just done.
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Add in to the mix the greatest wrestler in XHF history...
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*Reeshi is on his knees and he pushes Rat Bastard out of the ring. Reeshi crawls to the ladder, and slowly begins to climb up it. Reeshi grabs onto each step, as he slowly makes it to the top of the ladder. Reeshi reaches up, and wins the Xtreme Hardcore Federation Championship for the second time!*
Winner and new XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Reeshi
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And things are guaranteed to reach a whole new level...
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*Reeshi appears undettered by this and rolls in the ring, where the referee gets in his face and tries to stop him from assaulting Doc. Rage has realized what has happened in a pulls and evil grin as he begins to hit Doc with hard shots, meanwhile, Reeshi tosses the referee right over the top rope and to the outside! Reeshi then assists Rage in the assault on Doc, both men pummeling hard fists into Doc's head, re-opening stitches from Night of Champions and busting him open! Rage grins again at the sight of blood and takes a step back, but Reeshi doesn't seem to care in the slightest and continues pummeling away, then stops, letting Doc fall to the mat below. Reeshi goes over to Rage and mouths something in his ear, and Rage lifts Doc up and holds his arms behind his back, allowing Reeshi to pick his shots to the gut and face of a now bloody Doc. They let up once more and allow Doc to fall to the mat again, but this time Reeshi runs his thumb across his throat in a "slashing" type way and looks at Rage with a pure evil glimmer in his eyes! Rage smiles and rolls to the outside, where he snatches up the timekeeper's steel chair and tosses it in the ring. As he rolls back in, Reeshi is already sitting menacingly on the turnbuckle. Rage grabs the chair and slowly slides it around the neck of Doc, much to the anger of the crowd who are booing wildly at this vicious, completely unneccessary assault.*
Cole: Oh shit! This is totally uncalled for, they've left Doc a bloody mess and now they could even paralyze him for life!
King: Yeah even regardless of the personal feelings involved this is going WAY too far with it!
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At Retribution....
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*Startled Carli looks in his direction just in time to be greeted with a vicious sounding right hand to the skull! Carli hits the floor in a heap but that doesn’t faze the big man as he lays repeated stomps into the back and ribs of Carli, adding a few kicks as well for good measure. He picks her up by the back of her and tosses her into the wall, delivering a few more kicks while she is down there. The wall is painted with a nice coat of red after meeting up with Carli, she is bleeding profusely from somewhere but the camera can’t find where. The commotion has caused others to take notice and are suddenly running towards the scene from down the hall. Reeshi stops and stares in through the window at Jennie and then back at Carli...back towards Jennie again and with a scowl on his face is forced to turn away. He heads down the hall in the opposite direction and takes the stairs presumably out of the building.*
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The biggest match in XHF history will take place...
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*MGK has jumped Doc, Doc has jumped Reeshi and Reeshi is fighting back on both. It's a three-way brawl on the outside as rights and lefts are being fired around like its nobodies business. Security has rushed down the ramp, some are keeping Tara back while Platinum remains helpless as the other end of the chain but most are trying to separate the three on the outside. All three now are taking turns fighting off the security, one by one in an attempt to get back at each other as we slowly cut to commercial!*
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XHF Retribution, Live on Pay-Per-View
April 26th, 2009
Chicago, Illinois
The United Center
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Velez gathers up enough to get back up. He hobbles over and sets the ladder in the middle of the ring, and he gets onto the first step. MGK walks over on the side opposite of Velez and begins climbing the ladder. Doc makes his way out of the corner and begins climbing on another side of the ladder. All three men move slowly to the top of the ladder. They begin throwing punches at each other. The first one to go is Velez, but he falls and catches himself half way down the ladder. He holds on tight and catches his breath. MGK then scoops up Doc on top of the ladder and hits the Defamation! Both men crash right through the mat and under the ring.
Cole: Oh My God! Did you see that, I think they're both dead!
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A history which just became all the more personal...
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MGK suddenly jerks Jennie forward, throwing her into the wall behind him. As she tries to turn around, he again slaps her. And then grabs her, taking her through a hallway downstairs. They come to the kitchen area, where next to the threshold is another white door. MGK jerks it open, and we can see a dark room with stairs that lead down. It's presumably the basement. Without any hesitation whatsoever, MGK jerks Jennie forward, throwing her down the stairs. A few terrifying bumps are heard, and then complete silence. MGK takes a few steps back, now for the first time considering what he's just done.
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Add in to the mix the greatest wrestler in XHF history...
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*Reeshi is on his knees and he pushes Rat Bastard out of the ring. Reeshi crawls to the ladder, and slowly begins to climb up it. Reeshi grabs onto each step, as he slowly makes it to the top of the ladder. Reeshi reaches up, and wins the Xtreme Hardcore Federation Championship for the second time!*
Winner and new XHF World Heavyweight Champion: Reeshi
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And things are guaranteed to reach a whole new level...
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*Reeshi appears undettered by this and rolls in the ring, where the referee gets in his face and tries to stop him from assaulting Doc. Rage has realized what has happened in a pulls and evil grin as he begins to hit Doc with hard shots, meanwhile, Reeshi tosses the referee right over the top rope and to the outside! Reeshi then assists Rage in the assault on Doc, both men pummeling hard fists into Doc's head, re-opening stitches from Night of Champions and busting him open! Rage grins again at the sight of blood and takes a step back, but Reeshi doesn't seem to care in the slightest and continues pummeling away, then stops, letting Doc fall to the mat below. Reeshi goes over to Rage and mouths something in his ear, and Rage lifts Doc up and holds his arms behind his back, allowing Reeshi to pick his shots to the gut and face of a now bloody Doc. They let up once more and allow Doc to fall to the mat again, but this time Reeshi runs his thumb across his throat in a "slashing" type way and looks at Rage with a pure evil glimmer in his eyes! Rage smiles and rolls to the outside, where he snatches up the timekeeper's steel chair and tosses it in the ring. As he rolls back in, Reeshi is already sitting menacingly on the turnbuckle. Rage grabs the chair and slowly slides it around the neck of Doc, much to the anger of the crowd who are booing wildly at this vicious, completely unneccessary assault.*
Cole: Oh shit! This is totally uncalled for, they've left Doc a bloody mess and now they could even paralyze him for life!
King: Yeah even regardless of the personal feelings involved this is going WAY too far with it!
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At Retribution....
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*Startled Carli looks in his direction just in time to be greeted with a vicious sounding right hand to the skull! Carli hits the floor in a heap but that doesn’t faze the big man as he lays repeated stomps into the back and ribs of Carli, adding a few kicks as well for good measure. He picks her up by the back of her and tosses her into the wall, delivering a few more kicks while she is down there. The wall is painted with a nice coat of red after meeting up with Carli, she is bleeding profusely from somewhere but the camera can’t find where. The commotion has caused others to take notice and are suddenly running towards the scene from down the hall. Reeshi stops and stares in through the window at Jennie and then back at Carli...back towards Jennie again and with a scowl on his face is forced to turn away. He heads down the hall in the opposite direction and takes the stairs presumably out of the building.*
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The biggest match in XHF history will take place...
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*MGK has jumped Doc, Doc has jumped Reeshi and Reeshi is fighting back on both. It's a three-way brawl on the outside as rights and lefts are being fired around like its nobodies business. Security has rushed down the ramp, some are keeping Tara back while Platinum remains helpless as the other end of the chain but most are trying to separate the three on the outside. All three now are taking turns fighting off the security, one by one in an attempt to get back at each other as we slowly cut to commercial!*
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XHF Retribution, Live on Pay-Per-View
April 26th, 2009
Chicago, Illinois
The United Center
*Following the previous Retribution promo intro to the show we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd in Rosemont with the official Vengeance event banner displayed on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the usual generic Gastro show theme playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom in to ringside moments later and the theme ends as the action is about to begin for tonight with the first in-ring activity on this year's episode of the Pre-Show broadcast....*
*The ring is currently overlayed with black carpet and a bed is placed in the center of the ring to kick things off, both figuratively and literally. Both ladies are inside it and are in the middle of full on trash talking. The ring announcer lets the crowd know that in order to win the match one woman has to pin the other in or on the bed set up in the middle of the ring. No submissions, count outs or Disqualifications.*
GD : One of the most eagerly awaited match ups is about to begin, the bedroom match.
Sexy Jason : You mean the match that my Danielle is going to win.
GD : Oh please…I trained Nikki, your girl is screwed.
Sexy Jason : Until you interfere.
GD : Hey I won’t if you don’t.
Sexy Jason : Deal.
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Bedroom Match
Danielle vs. Nikki
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Bedroom Match
Danielle vs. Nikki
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The bell rings and the two girls go into an old school lock up in the center of the ring. Nikki gains the advantage and locks in a head lock. Danielle tries to fight it but Nikki has the hold locked in tight. Danielle moves to bounce Nikki off the ropes and succeeds. On the rebound Danielle leans down for a back body drop but telegraphs it making a rookie mistake, with this being her first match and all. Nikki kicks her directly in the boobs and Danielle pops up holding her chest. Nikki slaps her clear across the face.
GD: Wow…remind me not to piss her off.
Sexy Jason: Afraid of a girl?
GD: Ok, how about you let her slap you like that?
Sexy Jason: I like it rough.
GD: I did not wanna know that.
With Nikki in control of the match at the moment she grabs Danielle by the hair and drags her over to the bed. Nikki lets off a few chops for good measure and attempts to suplex Danielle onto the bed. It doesn’t work. Danielle escapes the suplex like hold and pushes Nikki onto the bed. Danielle then jumps on top of her for some girl on girl action. Danielle mounts Nikki and begins to hammer away at her head with slaps and punches, she even managed to sneak in a few chokes in there.
GD: Hey Jason…does Danielle like it on top?
Sexy Jason: …
Danielle keeps unloading for pay back in what happened in the mall a couple days back. Nikki trying her best to think quickly on how to get out of this, and grabs Danielles legs which are firmly around her lower abdomen. Nikki then proceeds to roll over bringing Danielle with her…off the bed. Both girls land hard, and crawl away from each other trying to get some distance between them as they are both shaken up from the fall. Danielle is the first all the way up and charges at Nikki. Nikki doesn’t even see it coming and catches the tackle head on. Danielle now takes a minute to wave to her man sitting at the announce table.
Sexy: That’s right baby…show daddy what you can do.
Cole: Hey can we have our table back?
GD: And let you call this match?
Cole: That would be the idea.
GD: Not a chance in hell.
Danielle turns back to Nikki who is still on the mat. Danielle leans down to pick Nikki up, but is surprised to find herself being rolled up. Nikki doesn’t go for the pin she just decides to take the time to pull down Danielle’s wrestling shorts and show the world her thong. Every guy in the audience is cheering on staring at Danielle’s firm butt. Danielle struggles to pull her shorts back up as she is not going to wrestle the rest of this match in her underwear. Nikki lets this happen as she was content enough to give Danielle that slight bit of embarrassment.
King: And this match is getting hotter by the second.
GD: Without question.
Sexy Jason: Hey get back to your corner!
GD: what? Oh yeah…damn it king this is our match.
Nikki and Danielle share some dirty looks as Danielle gets to her feet. The two lock up again this time with Danielle getting the upper hand. Nikki begins to do what Danielle did to her not too long ago. The only difference Nikki pushes Danielle into the bed instead of the ropes. Danielle falls across it and Nikki is on top still in a makeshift headlock. Danielle’s shoulders are both on the bed and the ref begins to make the count…1…2…Danielle lets go of the hold in order to get her shoulders off the bed. Danielle pushes Nikki off the bed but grabs her shirt ripping it in the process. As Nikki falls the whole world can see a pink bra showing off something that only a few guys in the world had seen before now.
GD: What a rack…
Sexy Jason: Danielle’s is better…though you wouldn’t know.
GD: I can’t wait to beat you again.
Sexy Jason: *pose*
Nikki is a bit pissed off about her shirt, it was one of her favorites, and she wanted to look good in front of all these people. She takes off the remainder of her shirt and figures she’ll just carry on with the match. Danielle stands up on top of the bed and dives at Nikki. Nikki moves out of the way causing Danielle to take a huge spill. Nikki decides to capitalize and drops an elbow across the back of Danielle. Nikki stays down and locks in some sort of crossface on Danielle. Danielle screams in pain and tries to find her way out of it. She inches for the ropes and eventually grabs one but the ref doesn’t break the hold as there are no submissions in this match. Nikki lets out a few words of “encouragement” what would make children cry if they heard what she was saying. This keeps up for a few more moments before sends an elbow into the gut of Nikki with her free arm, breaking the hold on her. Danielle tries to regain her footing but Nikki sends a shift kick to the midsection of Danielle.
GD: And to think we’re to blame for this.
Sexy Jason: Maybe you are…
GD: please if you didn’t lose to kuroi we wouldn’t be watching this.
Sexy Jason: It’s almost worth it.
GD: I’d say totally worth it.
Danielle hits the mat again from the hard kick. Nikki goes down to pick her up. As Nikki starts forcing Danielle up Danielle grabs Nikki’s bra and threatening to un hook it.
Sexy Jason: Do it…do it…do it!
GD: Do it!
*GD and Sexy Jason tap their beers*
GD: wait a minute…don’t do it!
With the bra distraction working Danielle gains full footing and picks Nikki up and hits a body slam. Sadly no bra removal occurred during the process, breaking guy’s hearts everywhere. Nikki hits the mat hard, and is down for a bit. Danielle starts drag Nikki to the bed sensing the end of the match. Once at the bed Danielle lets out a few stomps before forcing Nikki up. Nikki not willing to go down starts fighting back. The two start exchanging slaps until Nikki grabs Danielle by the shorts and pulls her into the bed. Nikki moves in but Danielle grabs a pillow and smacks Nikki with it.
Sexy Jason: Pillow fights are always sexy…and I know Sexy.
GD: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that.
Nikki scrambles to find a pillow. She does and the pillow fight commences. Feathers start flying as the girls are hitting each other hard enough to daze someone and each one of them have a target on their heads. With no ground being gained in the pillow fight Nikki throws the pillow at Danielle. Danielle is caught off guard as who throws a pillow in a pillow fight. With the distraction successful Nikki grabs Danielle with a crude leg takedown. She quickly grabs Danielle’s shorts and begins to wrestle them off. Danielle is fighting it of course, trying to kick Nikki off her. One of her kicks finally does work and Nikki falls backward, with Danielle’s shorts.
GD: I see London, I see France, I see Danielle’s underpants.
Sexy Jason: It’s alright to be jealous.
GD: Of you?
Sexy Jason: Yeah look at your body compared to mine! *pose*
GD: Nah, I’d rather look at Danielle’s.
For those keeping count we have one woman in the ring with a shirt and no pants and a woman with pants but no shirt. Needless the strip war has now been launched as Danielle not happy with losing her shorts and now taken a personal vow to not only win the match but embarrass Nikki during the process. Nikki wasn’t going to just let this happen so she too charges at Danielle. They lock up once again, which isn’t the smartest move as Danielle instantly tries to pull down Nikki’s wrestling shorts. Nikki begins fighting her off and grabs Danielle’s head and jumps up landing on her knees driving Danielle’s face into the mat. Nikki takes a moment to re adjust her shorts and tells Danielle if she wants war well then she has it. Nikki then walks over to Danielle and starts to remove her shirt over her head. Danielle also fights this clothing removal attempt off as well, and pulls Nikki into the bed. Danielle starts getting back up getting her shirt back in order, while the guys stare at her purple thong. Nikki climbs onto the bed in an attempt to play possum.
Sexy Jason: and once again Nikki climbs into bed a place where she is most comfortable, right GD?
GD: Not as comfortable as Danielle…
Sexy Jason: That’s only because she has the sexiest body in all of wrestling.
GD: Is that what they call nowadays?
Danielle sees Nikki on the bed and goes in for the kill. As she reaches in for the shorts Nikki uses her long legs to wrap them around Danielle and she goes for the shirt. With Nikki’s legs wrapped around her in a somewhat seductive manner Danielle doesn’t even try for the shorts and puts all her efforts into making her shirt doesn’t come off. In the process both Nikki’s shoulders are down on the bed, the ref makes the count…1... Nikki almost has the shirt off…2…Nikki unwraps her legs around Danielle and kicks off her breaking the pin and taking Danielle’s shirt with her, revealing a purple bra to match the underwear. Needless say who doesn’t like to see a hot blonde almost naked, the guys in the crowd certainly do.
GD: Ok I admit it…I’m a little jealous.
Sexy Jason: Of my body?
GD: Pfft…that body *GD points at Danielle*
Sexy Jason: And she wants all this. *pose*
GD: I hate you.
Sexy Jason: *still posing*
Danielle’s final button has been pushed as she charges at Nikki who’s still on the bed. Before Nikki knows it Danielle is on top of her on the bed, fully mounted and hammering away at her friend. Danielle is in full control now that she has focused her attention on beating the hell out of the girl that stripped her down. The two roll off the bed with Nikki landing on the bottom. The two try to make their way back up. Nikki sends a knee to Danielle’s nicely toned midsection, and tries to suplex Danielle on the bed yet again. Danielle seeing the opportunity before her uses her free arm to pull down Nikki’s shorts revealing black bikini cut panties. Nikki stops trying for the suplex and tries to attend to her shorts but Danielle trips her and yanks the shorts off, leaving both women in the ring in their bra and panties.
GD: And there’s my vote for the sexiest body in all of wrestling.
Sexy Jason: She’s got nothing on me!
GD: She’s held the No Mercy Title more times than you have.
Sexy Jason: That will soon change at Retribution.
GD: No it won’t.
Sexy Jason: Yes it will.
GD: Nah…
Sexy Jason: You’ll see.
GD: Whatever.
Danielle throws the shorts out of the ring as Nikki gets up. Danielle turns around to another hard slap and a suplex onto the bed. With Danielle laid out on the bed Nikki begins to crawl over her in an extremely sexy fashion, showing off the legs and figure that first caught GD’s attention awhile back. Before Nikki can go for any sort of pin Danielle does some quick thinking, and is even a little turned on by having Nikki crawl over her like that and springs up and plants a huge kiss on Nikki. The crowd erupts with cat calls.
Sexy Jason: Now THAT’S sexy!
GD: I spilled my beer…
Perhaps both are turned on as they share a few more lip locks that are borderline making out before they both roll into some kind of pinning combination with each one having the other’s shoulders pinned on the bed as they’re both not wrestlers, and need a lot of work in that department. Seeing the pin the ref makes the count…1…2…3. He motions for the bell to ring, but can’t figure out who gets the pinfall. He just wants a cold shower and quickly leaves the ring.
Winner : The Fa---No Contest.
*GD and Sexy Jason now leave the Announcer table and get in the ring to keep the girls from fighting anymore arguing about which girl actually won the match. Inside the ring Danielle and Nikki are trying to find what’s left of their clothes they started the match in. GD and Sexy Jason’s argument has now switched to themselves and the two are now face to face. Jason takes the time to give GD a pose with Danielle hanging on to him kissing his biceps. GD just shrugs it off holding up his No Mercy Title taunting him.*
King: And we’re back, and things have definitely heated up between those two since last time we saw them in the ring.
Cole: I can’t believe Sexy Jason sat in my chair.
King: You are so gay.
*"My Own Summer" by Deftones now suddenly plays as we cut back in, most famous for XHF Legend, Destruction's theme song and the XHF Fans pop out loud.*
Cole: Oh my god, King!
King: Yes, Cole! DESTRUCTION IS BAC-What is this?
*Suddenly, the song screeches and now random Arabic Music that if played in reverse, sings "Destroy America" plays and blazes through the XHF's audio and Osama Bin Laden comes out, running towards the ring.*
Announcer: Everyone, welcome to the ring from Afghanistan, weighing at 165 pounds, OSAMA "DESTRUCTION" BIN LADEN!
Cole: What!? What a rip off!
King: Haha! I get it! You know, like 9/11.
Cole: Yeah, I get it.
Next, Erez's theme song plays but Erez isn't here.
Cole: Erez isn't here! He's still stuck in 1959!
King: Oh dear!
"I AM HERE!"
And Erez stands near the ceiling of the arena. He is attached to some rope, and HBK-Wrestlemania style, he slides down. He raises his arms up. Osama Bin Laden and Erez stare and begin exchanging punches. The crowd begins to pop, chanting Erez's name. Erez uses the momentum to push him over the top and lands a punch to push him to his back. Erez begins kicking him and with adrenaline filling through his veins, he roars which causes the fans to scream in ecstasy!
Cole: Go Erez!
King: I wouldn't trust this guy. Old Bradshaw told me not to.
Erez picks up Osama and Irishwhips him towards the rope. Osama reverses the Irishwhip and Erez goes off flying. He goes towards the ropes and bounces back and Osama doesn't attack him in the traditional sense of the world. Osama merely raises an arm and rolls up a sleeve, exposing his armpit. Erez falls down and his big jew nose takes all the abuse. The referee makes the knock out count: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Te-Erez kips back up! Erez super kicks Osama Bin Laden and goes for the pin: One, Two, Kickout! Erez gets pissed and doesn't want to deal with his smell anymore and picks him up again. He grabs him and Irishwhips him but as soon as he hits the other side of the ring, a hand appears out of nowhere and pulls Osama underneath!
Cole: What is this!?
King: Reminds me of The Ocarina of Time with those floor masters. *Shivers*
After a moment or so of fidgeting under the ring, Osama comes back out, or at least what looks like Osama, just a fatter and whiter version. Erez looks confused and merely walks up to the Osama-like character. "Osama" tries to punch Erez but he ducks it and pushes him, which results in the turban coming off. It's revealed to be Terry Bradshaw, rolling out of the ring in pain!
Cole: He can't do this! That's cheating!
King: Oooh, that sneaky devil!
Erez finds the real Osama sliding back into the ring. Erez quickly grabs out his yamacha and hits the Jewmerang. Osama goes down and Erez runs over towards the turnbuckle. 911 Splash! Osama takes all of it! Pin fall count: One, Two, Three!
Winner via Pinfall: "The True Jew" Erez Schlomowitz!
Cole: USA! USA! USA!
King: hahahahaha, HE'S AN ISRAELI!
*Erez grabs the microphone and glares at Terry Bradshaw who is collecting himself.*
: Bradshaw, you benzona! Why have you disrespected and violated this match like Dod Hirshel with the twelve year olds! For your insolence and slap in the face, I challenge you at Redemption!
*Terry Bradshaw begins laughing at Erez, assuming all this to be a joke.*
: This is no joke, Terry Bradshaw and to prove it, this will be a gauntlet match! You must defeat all three men in one night in order to win, so you know how it feels to try to be cheated, like I was cheated in the 2009 Passover match, and how I was about to be cheated in this match! So for these two times plus the next time, I will have redemption and you can have three matches all in one!
*Erez holds his arms out, and one person flocks to one side of him. The other is wheeled on a stretcher next to him.*
: The one to my left will be your first opponent. It will be the Jewish Idol, Billy Crystal! And on the other side and your second opponent in the very unlikely chance you defeat him, you will have to face off with former Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon! He may be our elder but he still knows how to fight evil! And if in the impossible chance you defeat him also, you will face me and believe me Bradshaw, you will lose. Bwahaha-
*Bradshaw punches Erez in the nuts then runs off.*
Cole: Wow! Bradshaw already won!
King: No he didn't. It's not until Sunday but geez, this match will be something!
*"I'm too sexy for my shirt" hits the PA as Sexy Jason comes out from behind the curtain. He points to his abs. You can hear him saying I'm buff and I'm the stuff as he walks to the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope. He goes to a turnbuckle stands on it and points to his abs and the crowds says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to a second turnbuckle, he stands on it points to his abs and the crowd says Its not sexy unless Sexy Jason says so! He jumps down and get ready for his match.*
*"Charlie Big Potato" by Skunk Anansie hits as Slain emerges from the depths of the Xtremetron to a mixed reaction. He raises his arms up as if on a crucifix with his middle fingers raised in front of the crowd either side of him. His journey to the ring continues as he interacts with the fans by the rampway.*
Cole: Well what a crazy team we have here!
King: One is so sexy that they're crazy!
Cole: And the other is so crazy, they're sexy!
*daredevil comes out to the ramp singing a random theme song then climbs the xtremetron and dives off of it into the ring, almost breaking his neck*
*The Big Payback hits as Pyro comes strutting down the entrance ramp to the music. As he walks by a couple of old ladies... he bigs thrusting his pelvis in their faces. Then grabs their hands to rub his flabby chest. As continues to dance his way down... coming to a bunch of younger girls but legal. He kisses them on the lips, then slips them his room key. He spins around and moonwalks down to ramp, then spins back and blows kisses at a few more mature chicks. He gets in the ring, then jumps on the top rope. Takes his hand and puts it deep into his tights to adjust himself. He then pulls them open and looks down. He looks up and smiles big then looks at a random woman... shaking his head in a positive motion.*
Cole: And this team. Well they love their cocks.
King: And so do you.
*"Brad Logan" by Rancid hits and Nelly Angel shoots out from the back. He hops up and down for a few moments on the entrance ramp, waiting for his brother. However, it soon becomes clear that Randy is not coming out. Nelly slows down and looks a little sour. Finally he runs into the back again. Moments later, Randy Angel is pushed out onto the entrance ramp, drunk as a skunk. The crowd cheers at Randy and Nelly, who is pushing him forward. Randy gets excited and holds up his bottle of god-knows-what and shotguns it. Nelly bolts down to the ring and slides in, pumped for his match as Randy slowly saunters to the ring, nearly falling over- and actually, he does fall over a few times.*
Cole: DOS ANGELES!
King: The Angels are here to save the XHF!
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3-Way Tag Team Match
Randy Angel & Nelly Angel vs. Daredevil & Pyro vs. Slain & Sexy Jason
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3-Way Tag Team Match
Randy Angel & Nelly Angel vs. Daredevil & Pyro vs. Slain & Sexy Jason
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The match begins with people on three corners of the four-cornered ring and two men inside the ring. In the ring is Pyro and Slain. On one corner is Pyro's tag team partner, Daredevil. On another side of the ring is Slain's partner, Sexy Jason and on one last corner are Dos Angeles. Pyro is in the ring, showing off his sexy gut and Slain simply shrugs. He simply looks at Sexy Jason who points at Slain and laughs. Slain turns back to Pyro, who grabs him by the head and shoves his face to his crotch. Pyro attacks with a huge crotch thrust, a thrust and unit so massive that it forces Slain to the floor. Pyro laughs and grabs Slain by the hair, dragging him to the corner. Daredevil slaps Pyro's back, tagging himself in. Pyro brings Slain to his crotch, doing a hip dance then bringing Slain up as if it is for a powerbomb. Daredevil jumps to the turnbuckle and hits Slain with a splash.
Cole: Pyro and Daredevil, while unorthodox, are doing a tremendous job.
King: And with some STYLE!
Daredevil begins to laugh and brings Slain to his feet. He brings him onto the empty turnbuckle and gives him a tremendous back hand onto the chest. The noise resembles a shotgun blast! Daredevil hits another! And another! Daredevil then rams his shoulder into Slain. Then another. Then one more. He jumps back and tries to spear his shoulder but this time, Slain is ready for it and moves out of the way. He leaps and tags for the closest person to him, Randy Angel! Randy Angel stumbles into the ring to find Daredevil pissed off from that botched shoulder ram. He tags his brother, Nelly Angel and tries to get out of the ring-TOO LATE! Daredevil grabs Randy Angel and hits a German Suplex! Daredevil begins pounding on Randy Angel, and not the kind of pounding that you have to get to the third date for. Randy Angel is saved by his brother, the legal man in the match, Nelly Angel! He hits Daredevil with an inverted enzugiri, and raises his hands in the air. He grabs Daredevil. Interviewer's Invert! Pinfall: One, Two, Nearly every man in the match goes into the ring to break the pinfall. TOTAL ANARCHY!
Cole: Now everyone is in the ring! No rules enforced!
King: Don't say that out loud of Pyro will get naked.
The referee works overtime to get everyone to their own and Nelly Angel helps, more physically. He Irishwhips Sexy Jason to the corner and hits him with a clothesline. After a couple of moments, order is maintained and the only ones back in the ring with Nelly Angel and Daredevil, who are already showing battle scars and all the interference resulted in a lot of damage. Nelly Angel is limping and Daredevil is crawling to corners. At the same time, Nelly Angel tags in Randy Angel and Daredevil tags in Pyro. They both run into the ring and Pyro goes for a clothesline but Randy Angel ducks that. He jumps on the ropes and attempts to springboard but Sexy Jason begins moving the ropes. This forces Randy Angel to lose balance and fall down. Pyro capitalizes and suplexes Randy Angel into the ring!
Cole: I have NO idea who is going to win this match!
King: Me neither, but it looks good for Big Poppa Pyro!
Pyro begins kicking onto Randy Angel and staring at Nelly Angel while he does it, laughing in his face. Nelly begins glaring, beginning to be frustrated and holds his arm out, hoping Randy can reach him. Randy begins crawling to him but Pyro isn't going to have any of that. He simply drops and lets his body weight land on Randy Angel, all 240 pounds landing on Randy's back. Randy yells out in pain, and Pyro laughs. He slaps Randy's ass and gets up, then bringing Randy Angel up as well. He begins to hold him by the shirt with one hand and begins slapping him across the face, front and back slapping all at once. After ten sets of damn ripping action, he actually THROWS him, but Randy Angel reverses it to a hurracanrana! Randy Angel crawls and tags in Nelly Angel!
Cole: Dos Angeles works together just fine!
King: And Randy grew balls.
Nelly Angel leaps over the ropes to get into the ring, but it's too late to get revenge on Pyro. He already tagged in Sexy Jason! Sexy Jason and Nelly Angel stare at each other for a moment, having already wrestled each other once before. Sexy Jason pulls his arm back, about to punch. Nelly braces himself, but Sexy Jason simply pokes Nelly Angel in the eye. Nelly Angel staggers back and tries to get himself back in place but Sexy Jason isn't going to let him. He runs around the ring, but Nelly Angel trips him, having oversold the eye poke and making him believe it hurt him more than it really did. Nelly Angel climbs to the turnbuckle and Daredevil pats him on the leg, signaling a tag. Nelly did not notice and hits Sexy Jason with a Shooting Star Press. He goes for the pin, but the referee shakes his head. Daredevil gets into the ring, grabs Nelly Angel and throws him out of the ring!
Cole: Daredevil is looking to finish this!
King: He could very well get his first victory tonight!
Randy Angel runs from his turnbuckle to help console his brother but Slain jumps to attack the two and help improve his chances. Daredevil yells to his partner and points to the outside. Pyro gets the message and crotch-thrusts. He jumps on top of the top rope and jumps to the outside, hitting the Shizouka Splash! Daredevil smiles and grabs the fallen Sexy Jason. He brings him to his face and Sexy Jason throws a punch out of desperation but Daredevil ducks it. Daredevil goes for the DKO! Sexy Jason grabs him in the middle of the air however and hits the SEX-Perience! Sexy Jason goes for the pin: One, Two, Three!
Winners via Pinfall: Sexy Jason and Slain!
Cole: Sexy Jason pulled it out!
King: Slain and Sexy Jason win! What a crazy match!
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation as we return from the break. At this point, an ominous "clenched fist" symbol appears across the Xtreme-Tron screen and accompanied by it is the fast-paced, grinding sound of guitar riffs beginning to kick in across the building's sound system. Mere seconds later, the screen abruptly shifts to pure static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums kick in, the following words begin to echo throughout the building...
"Take a good look at agony,
Force fed pass down,
Time release,
I'm inspired to find the liar,
Black list X on the back,
Of a soulfull man,
I've got way's you understand,
Look left, look right, but I'm,
Behind you,
I never noticed, until I focused,
On everything you did, you said,
You lit the fuse inside my head..."
*At the conclusion these very words, BOOM! An explosion of pyro rocks the arena to it's core and in turn the hellraising chorus of none other than "Sin With A Grin" by Shinedown cuts onto the PA in full force. At this, the curtain flips back and without any further adieu, the sadistically smirking figure of XHF legend Rage, with wife Torrie by his side, steps out and onto the top of the stage. Thereafter, the duo struts fiercely on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from the entire capacity crowd of XHF fans joining us this evening. Once the duo reaches the the ring area they climb inside quickly as the self proclaimed "Revolutionary Redneck" sets off to do his signature Four Corners Salute taunt from each and every corner of the ring, defiantly raising both his fists and a set of all too familiar middle fingers to the crowd with Torrie looking on and clapping supportively in the background. Afterward he makes his way over to lean up against a corner turnbuckle facing the entrance way. From there as a sly, wily look of veteran determination crosses his face he turns his eyes upward toward the curtain, anxiously awaiting the emergence of his and Torrie's opposition here tonight...*
Cole: Looks like these two are plenty ready to go into a battle here tonight versus Tara and her own significant other Ryan Velez, and what an intense, personal tag team battle it promises to be indeed.
*The lights all quickly flicker out now, as the introduction of "Undead" by Hollywood Undead begins to play. The blue lights cause a reflection all around the arena as the crowd boos waiting for the arrival of Tara Fenix. "Undead" is heard screaming as her theme plays over the audio system.
Undead! Undead! Undead! Undead! Undead! You better get up out the way! Tomorrow we'll run, so let's fight today! And no, I don't give a fuck what you think and say, 'cause we are gonna rock this whole place anyway.
The instrumentals begin to pick up a little more, as the crowd boos louder waiting for Tara still. The XtremeTron is showing clips of famous matches that Tara had competed in many coming in at a time. Still Tara Fenix had not emerged to the crowd. They kept waiting as the lights began to brighten a little more each time as the first verse plays, and the lights can be seen slowly dimming. After a few seconds into the song fireworks begin to shoot off at the stage, and Tara and Ryan Velez finall comes out from behind the curtains staring out at the crowd that is still booing them. Her hand is raised in the air, showing off the devil horns. Her name was booed throughout the entire arena as she began to make her way down to the ring, dressed in her wrestling attire and sunglasses were hiding her eyes. The chorus of the song comes back over the audio while Tara is walking down the ramp with Ryan by her side, shifting her glance to each side barricade with fans shouting slurs at her. There was the occasional whistle out from some of the fans. Tara climbs the steel steps with Ryan closely behind and walks towards the middle of the apron of the ring, hooking both her arms around the top rope as she stares out at the crowd. She mumbles a couple words to herself, slurs out to the crowd out of disrespect, as the crowd continues to stare, but as the words continue to go through the entire arena she finally turns towards the ring and goes between the top and middle ropes, giving a small leap to get through. Her pace is slow while she walks towards the side of the ring closest to the commentating booth, handing one of the arena workers the sunglasses, and then turning away from him while he puts the sunglasses on the timekeepers table. She just leans against the ropes and whispers a few last minute pre-match instructions toward Ryan Velez while waiting to hear the sound of the bell.*
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Intergender Tag Team Match
"The Revolutionary Redneck" Rage & Torrie Wilson vs. "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix & Ryan Velez
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Intergender Tag Team Match
"The Revolutionary Redneck" Rage & Torrie Wilson vs. "The Frozen Phoenix" Tara Fenix & Ryan Velez
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The bell rings and Ryan Velez starts off initially with Rage. They lock up. Ryan shoves Rage away. Rage comes back into a thrust kick from Velez. Rage goes down and then Ryan picks him up and kicks him in the gut. He then grabs him for a DDT, but Rage lifts him up and throws him off so that he lands on his stomach. Rage then runs back and charges with a clothesline attempt, but Ryan ducks it. Rage then spins around and fiercely hits a Big Boot out of nowhere to Ryan's face! Ryan rolls back and Rage grabs his legs for a cover: 1, 2, Kickout. Rage picks Ryan up off the mat and whips him to the ropes. Ryan comes back and gets a back body drop for his troubles. Ryan holds his back in pain. He gets up in his corner and Tara subsequently reaches over and tags herself in! Tara runs over and starts delivering a flurry of rights and lefts as she leaps on top of Rage knocking him completely down, obviously eager to get a head start on the epic Inferno clash that's still yet to come at Retribution. Rage eventually regains the upper hand though as he grabs Tara by the hair and pulls her off of him. He gives a quick rake to the eyes to keep her at bay, then he points to his own corner where his gloating wife anxiously awaits and the fans erupt in boos as a result. Rage drags Tara over and tags in Torrie. Torrie comes in and bitterly slaps Tara with a loud "smack" across the face as Rage lets go of her.
King: This is already HOT!
Cole: You are one sick man.
Torrie then spears Tara to the mat as hard as she possibly can and starts slapping her some more. Tara rolls her over and then she starts slapping her right back to return the favor! They roll around as a vengeful catfight of sorts ensues. Tara pounds Torrie's head into the mat. Torrie then reverses with a roll over and pounds Tara's head to the mat. The ref tries to break them up and they roll over knocking him down and roll right over him! The ref gets up with a sly smirk on his face as they're still catfighting. The ref finally starts a five count to separate them. They both get up and Tara strikes with a forearm. Then another. She whips Torrie into the corner and then runs and jumps up on her and throws her out with a monkey flip! Torrie arcs her back in pain. Tara bends down to grab her, but Torrie delivers a high kick that hits Tara in the head. Torrie gets up and grabs Tara for a suplex, and delivers! Ryan Velez shakes his head violently. Torrie then floats over into a pin: 1, 2, shoulder up. Torrie puts the shoulder down in frustration and attempts to pin her again: 1, 2, shoulder up!
Cole: Looks like Tara is refusing to stay down no matter what Torrie dishes out at her!
King: These women are both extremely tough for sure Cole, and both are well battle tested from veteran experience in the XHF. I like that.
Cole: Yeah needless to say they are definately giving it their all here tonight.
Torrie picks Tara up and Tara rakes her in the eyes! Tara then grabs her by the head and delivers a hair throw! Tara goes over and tags back in Ryan Velez moments later. Ryan walks over to Torrie and picks her up by the head. He starts to drag her over to her own corner. It looks like he's going to let Torrie tag out to Rage! But right as she's about to tag, Ryan pulls her back! He looks right in her face and says, "This, is for what your husband did to me at Night of Champions!" He then delivers a vicious clothesline! Torrie rolls around holding her neck in pain and Rage charges into the ring and hits a few forearm shots. The ref breaks it up and tells Rage to get back out and onto on the apron. It's a tag match of course, so in order to enter the ring he has to be tagged in. Meanwhile Ryan Velez just smiles an evil smile and picks Torrie up off the mat and delivers a scoop slam. Ryan picks her up again and hits a snap suplex. He covers: 1, 2, Kickout! Ryan actually looks happy that she kicked out, as now he has an opportunity to inflict even more punishment as it were. Ryan pulls her up by the hair, and then lifts her for another scoop slam, but somehow Torrie digs down deep and finds enough strength to slip off his shoulders and rakes her nails across his back on the way down!
Cole: You go girl!
*King looks at Cole with scared confusion as his eyes wander back and forth.*
Torrie rushes over to her corner and finally manages to tag Rage back in. He charges in with a fury in his eyes over what's previously transpired toward his wife and clotheslines Ryan Velez down to the mat. Ryan gets up and receives another clothesline as a result. Rage looks really charged up as Ryan slowly gets to his feet again. Rage kicks him in the gut and then hits a Double-Arm DDT! He covers Ryan: 1, 2, Kickout. Rage gets up and starts punching Ryan in the head. The ref starts a five count and Rage reluctantly gets off of him. Rage picks Ryan up and whips him to the corner. He charges in after him but Ryan gets a boot up in Rage's face to stop him dead in his tracks! Rage staggers back and Ryan charges out of the corner with a leaping dropkick! Ryan, once back up to his feet, picks Rage up and goes for an underhook suplex. He picks Rage up from behind and lifts him for a suplex, but Rage wiggles back down and out of it in mid-air at the last second! Ryan turns around in shock and Rage kicks him in the gut and puts him between his legs. He lifts Ryan up and succcessfully hits a jackknife powerbomb, aka the Riot Bomb straight into a pin position! 1, 2, Tara's inside the ring and breaks the count with a kick to Rage's back!
Cole: That was close!
King: But she comes to the rescue in vintage Tara fashion nonetheless.
Torrie in turn comes in too and delivers a diving clothesline to Tara! They then start catfighting again. Rage and Ryan Velez both get up nearby and Rage grabs Ryan by the throat and starts to lift him, but Ryan kicks him in the gut. Ryan lifts Rage up onto his shoulders, then throws him over for a suplex attempt once again, but yet again Rage displays miraculous agility for a big man his size and somehow lands back on his feet! He hits a back elbow to Ryan. He then turns around and lifts him up over his shoulder, but Ryan reverses into a sunset flip: 1, 2, Rage rolls out of it and hits Ryan with a dropkick. Rage gets up and Tara is back and going for a clothesline, but just bounces off of Rage as he forcefully stands his ground. He looks at her with a sadistic smirk on his face. She slaps him. Ryan meanwhile is back up and hits an elbow to the back of Rage. Ryan and Tara then grab him for a double suplex, but Torrie is back too now and hits a chop block to the back of Tara's leg. She goes down and this stops Ryan for a second. Just long enough in fact for Rage to get his head free, grab Ryan before he can react enough, and toss him up on his shoulders before sending him spiraling straight back down into a brutal Fist of Rage! He covers while Torrie holds onto Tara for dear life nearby and even as Tara claws away at the ring mat trying to reach Rage the count ensues less than a foot away from her's and Torrie's position in the ring: 1....2.....3!
Winners via Pinfall: Rage & Torrie Wilson!
Cole: Oh my goodness, what a huge momentum building victory for both Rage and Torrie this is heading into Retribution and the looming Inferno match between he and Tara on Sunday!
King: Yeah Tara came oh so close to breaking up the pin there, but yet oh...so...far at the same time.
*At this point Rage and Torrie, who's now released Tara, have both quickly slid from the ring as they slowly begin backing up the rampway with their arms raised high in victory and coniving smirks on each their faces, both of them knowing full well they've literally just stolen one here tonight by the slimmest of margins humanly possible. We then slowly fade to commercial as the camera shifts from these two back onto Tara Fenix herself inside the ring, who's slowly dragging herself back up to her feet using the ring ropes and with gritted teeth stares down both her adversaries on the rampway with a livid expression on her face while making her away over to help the referee attend to the downed Ryan Velez who remains out cold and motionless in the center of the ring.*
*Upon returning from commercial we now open to the busy and bustling backstage hallways of the XHF. Coming into view are the Allied powers themselves The Real American Jimmy fat and Funaki. Tagging along behind them is Alexander Bluff. Jimmy still has a paper bib around his neck with plenty of grease stains from the nachos he just ate.*
Jimmy: I tell ya BROTHER, I think I broke my own nacho record back there.
Funaki: Funaki is sorry he said he was XHF NUMBA ONE nacho ee-ta
Jimmy: Don’t worry about it little buddy, consider it training for the team
*Jimmy pats Funaki on the back, while Funaki questions if he ate one too many nachos. Alexander definitely looks like he ate too many nachos.*
Jimmy: You did much better than Alex did back there.
*The “Allied Powers” then cross paths with Daredevil and Pyro. The two teams begin to stare each other down. Jimmy and Funaki to look intimidating, DD and Pyro well they’re inspecting the size of their future opponents junk.*
Pyro: XHF’s number one wee wee huh?
Daredevil: Yeah, everyone knows Asians have small penises
*Pyro Glances over at Daredevil*
Pyro: I’m Asian!
Jimmy: And I’m American... and that guy puking in the trash can is british…
*Alexander waves before unloading another batch of vomit*
Jimmy: What’s your point BROTHER?
*Funaki is now drawn to Pyro’s crotch wondering how it got that big. Knowing that his is no where near that size, and it’s never is even in his ever occurring day dreams. He crosses his legs to hide his shame*
Daredevil: ha, look at him already ashamed before our mighty cocks
Pyro : This is going to be too easy
Jimmy: Funaki what’s wrong with ya buddy? You gotta pee or something?
*Jimmy moves over to help Funaki out if he can. Daredevil and Pyro laugh and start walking off*
Daredevil: Come on my new porno should be done downloading.
*Now it’s just Jimmy and Funaki again, with Alexander still buried into the trash can, with all the talk about penis not exactly helping him feel any better. Funaki finally seems to have the nerve to talk again*
Funaki: Yeah Easy rike you mud-da
Jimmy: Uh Funaki, it’s a little late for comebacks…
*Funaki looks around and finally notices that the other team is gone.*
Funaki: it was so big…how can we beat it?
*With this, we cut to commercial once again.*
*All the lights in the entire arena fade to pitch black as we return from the break, and suddenly a strange synth line begins to fill the arena. Soon bass line begins to slowly pump and random lights in random spots in the arena begin to light up on each thump. Once the song finds its main rhythm a huge pyro engulfs the arena setting off a eye melting white light. Once your eye adjusts you realize that “Don’t Stop” by InnerPartySystem is playing over the P.A system and everybodies favorite; Steve Awesome stands on the stage in front of a big heart logo with his name written on it in sparkling white letters. The letters flash on and off as Steve Awesome begins to strut down the ramp, not taking his eyes off the ring.
“The road I walk is paved in Gold”
“To glorify my platinum soul”
“I am the closest thing to God”
“So worship me and Never Stop”
“The selfish blood runs through my veins”
“I gave up everything for fame”
“I am the life that you adore”
“Now feed the rich and fuck the poor!”
Steve Awesome arrogantly struts up the ring steps and spins around before facing the crowd on the apron. They boo him mercifully but he doesn’t care.
“I got, you want”
“It just, don’t stop”
“I got, you want”
“It just. Don’t stop”
Steve Awesome steps into the ring and walks into the middle of it. He kneels down on both knees, pointing to himself and his chiseled abs.
“This is entertainment”
“Lives are entertainment”
“You are down on your knees… Begging me for MORE!”
And with that Steve flexes his arms as silver and blue pyro rain down from the ceiling of the arena. It keeps falling as Steve stands up and walks to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms high in the air as the people hate him with every inch of their being.*
: I think you all know why I am out here tonight, it's because I don't believe a word Venom says. He says he's at home with his family, and that's just bull. He is just ducking me because he knows that I am better then him. I know he is here tonight, and he needs to come out here right now and accept my challenge, if he really is a man.
*The lights in the arena dim as the "Drones" by Rise Against begins to slowly play over the PA System. As the first verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the banner is completely covered in black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp wearing a full body hooded trench so the hood covers his face. Slowly he drops down to one knee in the middle of the ramp and spreads his arms.*
: Cut the music. No need for the dramatics Venom, just lift your little head, accept my challenge, and get this over with so I can beat you from pillar to post.
*Still on one knee he reaches up and pulls the hood from over his head and jumps to his feet and its...RYAN VELEZ!*
: I am just out here tonight, to let all of you people know out there in TV land that you should go see ME starring in a new feature film from Velez Industries!
*Steve looks annoyed but the crowd is popping, not for Ryan, but Venom has snuck in the ring and is now standing behind the Awesome one. He taps him on the shoulder and the look on Awesome's face lets everyone know he realizes that he's been tricked, and he turns around into a right hand from Venom! Awesome staggers back and Venom stays on top of him with another right hand and then grabs him and whips him across the ring. Awesome is still quick though and slides out of the ring rather then hitting the ropes leaving Venom standing in the ring. Awesome looks to the announcers table and points to his head saying he's to smart, but as he turns back to the ring he's landed on as Venom runs and leaps over the top rope onto Steve Awesome! Venom quickly gets back to his feet and the crowd goes nuts as he lifts Awesome back to his feet and drives his head into the announcers table over and over again until Awesome can no longer stand on his own and crumbles into a sitting position with the announcers table supporting his back. Venom calls for a mic.*
: You know Steve, I've been thinking about your challenge ever since you made it on Friday, and all that could come to mind was that I have never been the one to need weapons. I'm a purist Steve, a real wrestler, but it's obvious that you need weapons to even come close to beating me Steve, so if that's what you want Steve, that's what you get. Thats why I made it official with Charlie Velez before I came out here today Steve. You and me Steve, No DQ.
*Venom drops the mic at Awesome's feet and walks away as medics come to check on Steve Awesome and we cut to one last commercial break before tonight's much anticipated main event.*