Post by Dave D-Flipz on Mar 23, 2018 20:54:45 GMT -5
*The camera opens up with DT in a room playing PS2. He is playing the XHF video game reenacting last year's rumble.*
: I'm gonna change destiny. DT will win and beat Reeshi. Not Destruction.
*He plays . . . and gets knocked out . . . by GD . . . being dropkicked into him ...*
: What the hell? That's wrong.
*He resets and plays again. He gets eliminated . . . by GD . . . being dropkicked into him ...*
: GAH! This thing is fucked up!
*he resets . . . and gets eliminated . . . by MiniBadBoy.*
: THE FUCK! That would SOOO NEVER HAPPEN! This game is pissing me off!
*He resets and gets to the last two. GD v DT.*
: Now this is more like it.
*The door opens without DT noticing. A tired man walks by and steps on controller 2 hitting start making it reset to a character select screen.*
: No! NOOO! His feet were on the ground!!! AHHHH!
*He turns*
: May I ask what you are doing in my locker room.
*The camera pans out to show DT still in his neck brace and rib bandages.*
: Heh yea um . . . my wife stole my PS2 when she went home to Seattle. She sent this postcard.
*He hands it over as GD reads*
: Dear Dave ... Stick to your wrestling name dude. Dear Dave. I have gone back home. Wrestling is too hectic. I'll give my best to your mother. *snickers* PS: I'm going back to see my old high school boyfriend Jimmy.
: PS? Wait . . . WHAT! GIMME THAT!
*GD hits him with a frying pan.*
: That was from your wife.
*DT reads, "hit yourself with pan" on the postcard . . . He then finds a picture of his wife with Jimmy, getting remarried.*
: GAH! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN! HOW!
*he flips it*
: PPS: I got you to sign divorce papers while you were under morphine in the hospital. . . . Could this day get any worse.
*GD is now on the PS2 and proceeds to win the rumble.*
: Your game is rigged . . .
*Funaki barges in the room now.*
: FUNAKI GOT A RAISE!
: I'm due for a raise . . .
: No, since you no longer married, dey give Funaki your bonus!
*DT falls over.*
: What kind of day is this!? To top it off I can't even get back in the ring and fight this off! I feel like I should die.
*Funaki picks up a chair and is about to hit him.*
: SARCASM! Oye. Where did my life go wrong?
: When you ...
: STOP! When I was born HAHA not funny.
: I was gonna say when you got thrown off the top of the Annihilation COmplex and broke a bunch of stuff but that works too.
*DT's eyes half close.*
: I hate you.
: Good. Because that scene you played out of me eliminating you . . . gonna happen again.
: Oh come on! I'm in no condition to get into an argument over that damn rumble. I'm so bored. I need action. And I can't even go to my wife now! This day sucks. I'm not even gonna enter the rumble man. I'm afraid I may go insane again before hand. I might actually hurt someone.
: And you'll lose.
: Quiet. You've got this whole rumble thing to worry about. You've got Spencer. Boredom is ten times worse. I need something to do, something to keep me from regressing back into that insanity before my return! Chess? Nah. I'll go to the gym!
: Closed.
: DAMN! *he starts twitching*
: You should get that checked.
: Shut up announcer boy. I'm in no mood. I want to fight man! Fuck as far as I know I'm better. My doctor is fucking out of town in Hawaii. So I'm stuck in these things. I could go crazy man!
: Then do it outside. I'm tired.
*He shoves DT and Funaki out the door.*
: WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG!?
*a random prop cart rolls over his foot as DT leaps up hopping and screams in pain!*
: Dat?
: Fuck . . . *grumbles angrily while his eyes twitch.*
*DT walks away to his room seemingly having a real bad day.*
: I'm gonna change destiny. DT will win and beat Reeshi. Not Destruction.*He plays . . . and gets knocked out . . . by GD . . . being dropkicked into him ...*
: What the hell? That's wrong.*He resets and plays again. He gets eliminated . . . by GD . . . being dropkicked into him ...*
: GAH! This thing is fucked up!*he resets . . . and gets eliminated . . . by MiniBadBoy.*
: THE FUCK! That would SOOO NEVER HAPPEN! This game is pissing me off!*He resets and gets to the last two. GD v DT.*
: Now this is more like it.*The door opens without DT noticing. A tired man walks by and steps on controller 2 hitting start making it reset to a character select screen.*
: No! NOOO! His feet were on the ground!!! AHHHH!*He turns*
: May I ask what you are doing in my locker room.*The camera pans out to show DT still in his neck brace and rib bandages.*
: Heh yea um . . . my wife stole my PS2 when she went home to Seattle. She sent this postcard.*He hands it over as GD reads*
: Dear Dave ... Stick to your wrestling name dude. Dear Dave. I have gone back home. Wrestling is too hectic. I'll give my best to your mother. *snickers* PS: I'm going back to see my old high school boyfriend Jimmy. : PS? Wait . . . WHAT! GIMME THAT!*GD hits him with a frying pan.*
: That was from your wife.*DT reads, "hit yourself with pan" on the postcard . . . He then finds a picture of his wife with Jimmy, getting remarried.*
: GAH! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN! HOW!*he flips it*
: PPS: I got you to sign divorce papers while you were under morphine in the hospital. . . . Could this day get any worse.*GD is now on the PS2 and proceeds to win the rumble.*
: Your game is rigged . . .*Funaki barges in the room now.*
: FUNAKI GOT A RAISE! : I'm due for a raise . . . : No, since you no longer married, dey give Funaki your bonus!*DT falls over.*
: What kind of day is this!? To top it off I can't even get back in the ring and fight this off! I feel like I should die.*Funaki picks up a chair and is about to hit him.*
: SARCASM! Oye. Where did my life go wrong? : When you ... : STOP! When I was born HAHA not funny. : I was gonna say when you got thrown off the top of the Annihilation COmplex and broke a bunch of stuff but that works too.*DT's eyes half close.*
: I hate you. : Good. Because that scene you played out of me eliminating you . . . gonna happen again. : Oh come on! I'm in no condition to get into an argument over that damn rumble. I'm so bored. I need action. And I can't even go to my wife now! This day sucks. I'm not even gonna enter the rumble man. I'm afraid I may go insane again before hand. I might actually hurt someone. : And you'll lose. : Quiet. You've got this whole rumble thing to worry about. You've got Spencer. Boredom is ten times worse. I need something to do, something to keep me from regressing back into that insanity before my return! Chess? Nah. I'll go to the gym! : Closed. : DAMN! *he starts twitching* : You should get that checked. : Shut up announcer boy. I'm in no mood. I want to fight man! Fuck as far as I know I'm better. My doctor is fucking out of town in Hawaii. So I'm stuck in these things. I could go crazy man! : Then do it outside. I'm tired.*He shoves DT and Funaki out the door.*
: WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG!?*a random prop cart rolls over his foot as DT leaps up hopping and screams in pain!*
: Dat? : Fuck . . . *grumbles angrily while his eyes twitch.**DT walks away to his room seemingly having a real bad day.*
