Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 27, 2018 6:01:03 GMT -5
*The camera oepns in one of the interview areas of AWA. We’re immediately met by the face of Honest Al.*
Al: Hello ladies and gentlemen, I’m Honest Al and this is the AWA. I’m here today flanked by one of AWA’s many new signings, a man who is certainly out of this world…Nano-Tron!
*We zoom out to see a pumped up looking Nano-Tron next to the hopefully honest interviewer.*
Nano: Not just out of this world, but out of this time! I’m from…..THE FUTURE!
Al: Haha, you’re a hoot. So, Nano-Tron, are you excited for your first AWA match against fellow new competitors Jamie Lee Dunne and The Cosmo Kid?
Nano: You better believe it Al! Although things are just getting started I can feel the ELECTRIC ELECTRICITY of the AWA flowing through me! Can you feel it Al?
Al: Sure?
Nano: That’s right!
*He points at the camera.*
Nano: On Saturday you better have your eyes peeled, fans, because you’re gonna see a TERRIFFIC TRIPLE THREAT of TUBULAR proportions! We’re gonna go out there and show everyone that even though we don’t weight much we’re can put on a SPECTACULAR SHOW!
*Nano-Tron poses with his arm curled ninety degrees and his hand in a fist, it’s a heroic pose.*
Al: So Nano-Tron…
Nano: Yes……HONEST AL!?
Al: Um….ok. Anyway, Nano-Tron, how do you address rumors that you are only here due to the Trons needing money?
*Suddenly there’s a change in the atmosphere, Nano-Tron turns to his interviewer.*
Nano: Wow that’s um….that’s a really specific question.
Al: Yes it is!
Nano: Um. Uhhhhh.. I wasn’t ready for that. Um. Ok. Well, despite what you may have heard, Shogun-Tron assures me that this is part of my combat training. Although I could do this in….THE FUTURE! It seems that the best competition, and most fun, is in …..THE PAST!….also known to you as the present. And what a better place then AWA, for it seems like a page out of the ….PREHISTORY BOOKS!
*He scratches the back of his helmet.*
Nano: I mean…the rest of the team does enjoy their fair share of POWERFUL POTABLES, and that does cost some DUTIFUL DOUGH…but….
*He things for a moment.*
Nano: No no, that can’t be the case. I’m here for training, and for doing good!
*Nano-Tron gives a heroic pose.*
Nano: And that’s what I’m going to do this weekend as I take on Mr….Mrs(?) Dunne and the KID FROM THE COSMOS! We’re going to show the AWA what the cruiserweights can do and I’m going to improve as a warrior so that I’ll be more useful in…..THE FUTURE!
Al: Ha ha. Well that’s delightful. Anyway, do you have any last words for your opponents this week?
Nano: You better believe it!
*He looks into the camera and points at it dramatically.*
Nano: Jamie Lee and Cosmo Kid, I’ll be seeing you in the …..VERY NEAR FUTURE!
*The camera then fades out*
Al: Hello ladies and gentlemen, I’m Honest Al and this is the AWA. I’m here today flanked by one of AWA’s many new signings, a man who is certainly out of this world…Nano-Tron!
*We zoom out to see a pumped up looking Nano-Tron next to the hopefully honest interviewer.*
Nano: Not just out of this world, but out of this time! I’m from…..THE FUTURE!
Al: Haha, you’re a hoot. So, Nano-Tron, are you excited for your first AWA match against fellow new competitors Jamie Lee Dunne and The Cosmo Kid?
Nano: You better believe it Al! Although things are just getting started I can feel the ELECTRIC ELECTRICITY of the AWA flowing through me! Can you feel it Al?
Al: Sure?
Nano: That’s right!
*He points at the camera.*
Nano: On Saturday you better have your eyes peeled, fans, because you’re gonna see a TERRIFFIC TRIPLE THREAT of TUBULAR proportions! We’re gonna go out there and show everyone that even though we don’t weight much we’re can put on a SPECTACULAR SHOW!
*Nano-Tron poses with his arm curled ninety degrees and his hand in a fist, it’s a heroic pose.*
Al: So Nano-Tron…
Nano: Yes……HONEST AL!?
Al: Um….ok. Anyway, Nano-Tron, how do you address rumors that you are only here due to the Trons needing money?
*Suddenly there’s a change in the atmosphere, Nano-Tron turns to his interviewer.*
Nano: Wow that’s um….that’s a really specific question.
Al: Yes it is!
Nano: Um. Uhhhhh.. I wasn’t ready for that. Um. Ok. Well, despite what you may have heard, Shogun-Tron assures me that this is part of my combat training. Although I could do this in….THE FUTURE! It seems that the best competition, and most fun, is in …..THE PAST!….also known to you as the present. And what a better place then AWA, for it seems like a page out of the ….PREHISTORY BOOKS!
*He scratches the back of his helmet.*
Nano: I mean…the rest of the team does enjoy their fair share of POWERFUL POTABLES, and that does cost some DUTIFUL DOUGH…but….
*He things for a moment.*
Nano: No no, that can’t be the case. I’m here for training, and for doing good!
*Nano-Tron gives a heroic pose.*
Nano: And that’s what I’m going to do this weekend as I take on Mr….Mrs(?) Dunne and the KID FROM THE COSMOS! We’re going to show the AWA what the cruiserweights can do and I’m going to improve as a warrior so that I’ll be more useful in…..THE FUTURE!
Al: Ha ha. Well that’s delightful. Anyway, do you have any last words for your opponents this week?
Nano: You better believe it!
*He looks into the camera and points at it dramatically.*
Nano: Jamie Lee and Cosmo Kid, I’ll be seeing you in the …..VERY NEAR FUTURE!
*The camera then fades out*
