Post by Technical Perfection on Mar 29, 2018 12:30:26 GMT -5
CHOO-HOOO! What up my uso e and my tuafafine everywhere, my teina and tuahine, my brothers and sisters all across the globe? It’s that visual treat with the sharp feet that brings the heat and is so, so hard to beat, your Dauntless champion, your boy Taane. And this week that piece of hardware that sits oh so snugly around my waist is up for a defense against the man who brings some Country and Western to Combat Wrestling, “Outlaw” Kyle Frye. Question for you, Outlaw. Why is my version of your finish called The Bloodline?
1. Drop Toe Hold. Drops you to the mat to get you out of the attack vector, simple takedown leaves that attacker at a disadvantage.
Now Kyle, I ain’t gonna jabber on about how you’re some dumb hick. I ain’t gonna denigrate you personally. I ain’t gonna attack you for doing what you do or being who you be. You’re gonna get enough of that from others around these parts. I know you ain’t just playing up that drawl of yours for show. It’s who you damn well are and someone who reps hard for their own hood? I can get with that. That’s why you get so much te aroha Karaponia from me. I’d throw the heart sign for that but I’m more about the Shaka sign, dig?
2. Wakigatame. Step to a side and then, as they fly past you, bar the arm and take them down. Works on the shoulder so the move won’t be as effective if they try it again.
But you need to show me some respect too, Kyle. I know you want to be the big dog in the yard, that’s cool. If you didn’t, you got no business walking into a Combat Wrestling ring in the first place. You got your shot at my belt. You got a chance at the fame it brings. You got your opportunity to tangle for Taane’s title. But don’t go thinking that you are gonna run me the fuck over because I ain’t giving my bling up like this was some cheap jacking. You got tools? I got mine too. And you don’t lift a man’s valuables easy unless you’re packing heat and they ain’t. And my skills pack so much heat you can call me Sahara.
3. Spear. Rush in, go low, drive your shoulder into the onrushing opponent. Double the momentum damage right to the solar plexus.
Did y’all see what happened on the last Fury, Kyle? I saw what you did. I saw how you took out Todd Williams. I watched. I studied. And I’ve been watching that tape back since. Ain’t gonna lie, you got me impressed. Now, you wanna say the same? Or flat out lie and say that taking out Combat’s crowned champion of the calorifically challenged and my favourite Southern Cross brother, despite Killian Kold hiding from the long shadow me and The Hal’ cast with our combined talent ain’t impressive. Chur, I didn’t even have to head skywards to do it.
4. Divorce Court. Their arm is extended for the move’s set up, use their momentum to drive their body into the mat.
So you got two options, Kyle. You can recognise that I earned this damn belt, that I beat two men at the same damn time, two fine athletes at that. That I got the decision in a match where I had to fight short handed because I am that damn good. You can accept that I’m giving you props because I genuinely respect how you roll or you can look over me as an obstacle, puff out your chest and think that you already got this match won. So this goes one of two ways. Way one we go out there, we fight, we tear the roof off the place because whenever this ‘Nesian steps in the ring that is just what I do. Way two, you just made a mistake larger than Hungry Jack’s food bill and if somebody lower down the card raises the roof, I just made you a ceiling inspector.
5. Lariat the attacker’s arm. Aim for the crook of the elbow, it’s the main weak point. Because you’re initiating contact, you’re more prepared for when and where the blow lands.
Now you might be wondering about now why I’ve been listing all these counters. Well if you hadn’t guessed by now, they’re all counters to a lariat. Simple truth is, the first move I ever learned to counter was The Lariat. Not A lariat. THE Lariat. The finishing maneuver of my father. And I could have listed a hundred more. From my first day in wrestling school I learned that if you don’t want a 350lb five time world champion’s arm crashing into your skull, you better figure out quick how to counter it. I know you’re pretty proud of your lariat. But it ain’t THE Lariat. That last counter was one my father himself used against a fellow Lariat enthusiast. He near ripped the guy’s arm of its socket when The Lariat hit against the famed “Iron Cutting Sword.”
You’re no one move wonder, that’s true. I ain’t got all of the answers to what you bring and if I did there wouldn’t be much of a point of us having a match. But I can raise more questions for you with my superior speed, my silky skills and my scintillating in ring savoir faire. Questions that you are gonna have a hell of a time answering. Questions that other wrestlers in the fed have failed to answer correctly time and time and TIME again.
One answer I do have though. I have the answer to your lariat. I have ALL the answers to it. You got others on the roster running scared of it or getting run over by it?
It’s part of my history. It’s part of where I come from. It’s part of who I am.
It’s my Bloodline.
BTDT.
1. Drop Toe Hold. Drops you to the mat to get you out of the attack vector, simple takedown leaves that attacker at a disadvantage.
Now Kyle, I ain’t gonna jabber on about how you’re some dumb hick. I ain’t gonna denigrate you personally. I ain’t gonna attack you for doing what you do or being who you be. You’re gonna get enough of that from others around these parts. I know you ain’t just playing up that drawl of yours for show. It’s who you damn well are and someone who reps hard for their own hood? I can get with that. That’s why you get so much te aroha Karaponia from me. I’d throw the heart sign for that but I’m more about the Shaka sign, dig?
2. Wakigatame. Step to a side and then, as they fly past you, bar the arm and take them down. Works on the shoulder so the move won’t be as effective if they try it again.
But you need to show me some respect too, Kyle. I know you want to be the big dog in the yard, that’s cool. If you didn’t, you got no business walking into a Combat Wrestling ring in the first place. You got your shot at my belt. You got a chance at the fame it brings. You got your opportunity to tangle for Taane’s title. But don’t go thinking that you are gonna run me the fuck over because I ain’t giving my bling up like this was some cheap jacking. You got tools? I got mine too. And you don’t lift a man’s valuables easy unless you’re packing heat and they ain’t. And my skills pack so much heat you can call me Sahara.
3. Spear. Rush in, go low, drive your shoulder into the onrushing opponent. Double the momentum damage right to the solar plexus.
Did y’all see what happened on the last Fury, Kyle? I saw what you did. I saw how you took out Todd Williams. I watched. I studied. And I’ve been watching that tape back since. Ain’t gonna lie, you got me impressed. Now, you wanna say the same? Or flat out lie and say that taking out Combat’s crowned champion of the calorifically challenged and my favourite Southern Cross brother, despite Killian Kold hiding from the long shadow me and The Hal’ cast with our combined talent ain’t impressive. Chur, I didn’t even have to head skywards to do it.
4. Divorce Court. Their arm is extended for the move’s set up, use their momentum to drive their body into the mat.
So you got two options, Kyle. You can recognise that I earned this damn belt, that I beat two men at the same damn time, two fine athletes at that. That I got the decision in a match where I had to fight short handed because I am that damn good. You can accept that I’m giving you props because I genuinely respect how you roll or you can look over me as an obstacle, puff out your chest and think that you already got this match won. So this goes one of two ways. Way one we go out there, we fight, we tear the roof off the place because whenever this ‘Nesian steps in the ring that is just what I do. Way two, you just made a mistake larger than Hungry Jack’s food bill and if somebody lower down the card raises the roof, I just made you a ceiling inspector.
5. Lariat the attacker’s arm. Aim for the crook of the elbow, it’s the main weak point. Because you’re initiating contact, you’re more prepared for when and where the blow lands.
Now you might be wondering about now why I’ve been listing all these counters. Well if you hadn’t guessed by now, they’re all counters to a lariat. Simple truth is, the first move I ever learned to counter was The Lariat. Not A lariat. THE Lariat. The finishing maneuver of my father. And I could have listed a hundred more. From my first day in wrestling school I learned that if you don’t want a 350lb five time world champion’s arm crashing into your skull, you better figure out quick how to counter it. I know you’re pretty proud of your lariat. But it ain’t THE Lariat. That last counter was one my father himself used against a fellow Lariat enthusiast. He near ripped the guy’s arm of its socket when The Lariat hit against the famed “Iron Cutting Sword.”
You’re no one move wonder, that’s true. I ain’t got all of the answers to what you bring and if I did there wouldn’t be much of a point of us having a match. But I can raise more questions for you with my superior speed, my silky skills and my scintillating in ring savoir faire. Questions that you are gonna have a hell of a time answering. Questions that other wrestlers in the fed have failed to answer correctly time and time and TIME again.
One answer I do have though. I have the answer to your lariat. I have ALL the answers to it. You got others on the roster running scared of it or getting run over by it?
It’s part of my history. It’s part of where I come from. It’s part of who I am.
It’s my Bloodline.
BTDT.
