Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 1, 2018 23:16:28 GMT -5
*We open up in an interview-specific room in the back of the AWA studio. Smoke pours out from one side of the screen. Like a lot of smoke. It’s filling up the bottom of the whole room and just keeps pumping. Soon, the red form of Nano-Tron enters through the smoke. He looks powerful and majestic, and poses to the camera as he reaches the promo point (center, in front of the camera).*
Nano: I am Nano-Tron, I come from a place that lies just on the border of your waking mind. I come from…..THE FUTURE! Of course you already know that, because I told you last week. Last week saw me face off against two CAPITAL CRUISERWEIGHTS! Alas, it was the one called Cosmo Kid who got the victory after an AMAZING AFFAIR of a match!
*He poses excitedly, though soon brings his arms in. He puts one hand under his helmet and the other arm under said arm, thinking.*
Nano: But will it always be that way? For you see, there lies another time in this COSMIC CANVAS which I dare not say, a dark alternate to….THE FUTURE! In which evil has won and for real it messes everything up! Cosmo Kid, this week you team with Magnus Cramshaw, who almost certainly would feel at home in this ANTI-FUTURE of which I allude. Was this a teaming of your choice? I certainly hope not.
*He moves his arms open, almost new-age praying, but that’s probably unlikely.*
Nano: For when I gaze upon this tag-team, where darkness and light are one, I am UTTERLY HORRIFIED by the potential they hold! Magnus seeks only power, and I fear Cosmo that you may be swayed to his dark ways through his corruptive spirit! But HOLD STRONG my fellow grappler! Do not give into his DEAFENING DARKNESS!
*Nano-Tron dramatically points to the camera.*
Nano: And as you tread the halls of sanity in dealing with your partner, I on the other hand have been gifted the PERFECT PARTNER! A man who seeks through fair play to inspire the young ones around us! A man who despite his massive girth utilizes a similar style to myself. DO I SMELL A REGULAR TAG TEAM? Perhaps, but that is not for us to know AT THIS TIME!
*He poses with his hands on either side of his helmet, it’d be the “Home Alone” screaming Kevin pose but we can’t actually see what’s behind his mask.*
Nano: With Daruun Michael at my side I fear that you two, Magnus and Cosmo, will be unable to go further in all of this. But you’ll feel so glad to be, unable to go beyond, for your partnership is not a match made in heaven. But that is a story for another….TIME! Instead we focus on what is most directly head of us…
*He poses with his hand to where his ear would be on his helmet.*
Nano: Oh, what’s that I hear? I have a message from another TIME! It says that we, Daruun Michael and myself will see YOU TWO in……THE VERY NEAR FUTURE!
*Smoke pours in again as we fade out and Nano-Tron points dramatically at the camera.*
Nano: I am Nano-Tron, I come from a place that lies just on the border of your waking mind. I come from…..THE FUTURE! Of course you already know that, because I told you last week. Last week saw me face off against two CAPITAL CRUISERWEIGHTS! Alas, it was the one called Cosmo Kid who got the victory after an AMAZING AFFAIR of a match!
*He poses excitedly, though soon brings his arms in. He puts one hand under his helmet and the other arm under said arm, thinking.*
Nano: But will it always be that way? For you see, there lies another time in this COSMIC CANVAS which I dare not say, a dark alternate to….THE FUTURE! In which evil has won and for real it messes everything up! Cosmo Kid, this week you team with Magnus Cramshaw, who almost certainly would feel at home in this ANTI-FUTURE of which I allude. Was this a teaming of your choice? I certainly hope not.
*He moves his arms open, almost new-age praying, but that’s probably unlikely.*
Nano: For when I gaze upon this tag-team, where darkness and light are one, I am UTTERLY HORRIFIED by the potential they hold! Magnus seeks only power, and I fear Cosmo that you may be swayed to his dark ways through his corruptive spirit! But HOLD STRONG my fellow grappler! Do not give into his DEAFENING DARKNESS!
*Nano-Tron dramatically points to the camera.*
Nano: And as you tread the halls of sanity in dealing with your partner, I on the other hand have been gifted the PERFECT PARTNER! A man who seeks through fair play to inspire the young ones around us! A man who despite his massive girth utilizes a similar style to myself. DO I SMELL A REGULAR TAG TEAM? Perhaps, but that is not for us to know AT THIS TIME!
*He poses with his hands on either side of his helmet, it’d be the “Home Alone” screaming Kevin pose but we can’t actually see what’s behind his mask.*
Nano: With Daruun Michael at my side I fear that you two, Magnus and Cosmo, will be unable to go further in all of this. But you’ll feel so glad to be, unable to go beyond, for your partnership is not a match made in heaven. But that is a story for another….TIME! Instead we focus on what is most directly head of us…
*He poses with his hand to where his ear would be on his helmet.*
Nano: Oh, what’s that I hear? I have a message from another TIME! It says that we, Daruun Michael and myself will see YOU TWO in……THE VERY NEAR FUTURE!
*Smoke pours in again as we fade out and Nano-Tron points dramatically at the camera.*
