Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2018 19:33:58 GMT -5
On a 6 hour journey to the UK… Daruun makes his first ever steps into British culture. Expecting the posh with their Tea and Crumpets… He is in for a change in reality.
.:MONDAY – 12:32 P.M:.
Receptionist: Mr. Micheal, your Uber is here to pick you up.
Daruun: Lovely!
*The Driver is of Indian culture… He has an ignorant attitude*
Uber Driver: Where to?
Daruun: Buckingham Palace please, kind man.
Uber Driver: *mutters under his breath* Another one…
*Daruun notices the driver’s remarks but puts no pass on it*
He arrives at Buckingham Palace to see the home in all of its glory!
Daruun: As Hiro would say… WONDERFUL! So nice! Now, let’s hop on this bus and see where it takes me.
He takes the bus but in the distance, you can see another AWA star, Jamie Lee Dunne peeking from behind a wall…
.:3:47 P.M:.
Stamford Bridge! The home of Chelsea Football Club, one of the most successful teams in London. The stadium is beautiful, just beautiful enough for “The Beautiful Game”
Daruun: London is all nice… But I think I need to find something better… Let’s go Leprechaun hunting!
.:WEDNESDAY – 10:12 A.M:.
Daruun: Hello… DUBLIN!
He puts his arms out as the camera pans out to see he is standing in Grafton Street.
Up walks an elderly man with his grandson. They admire the size and height of Daruun.
Old Man: Hey, are you like a bodybuilder?
Daruun: No, I’m a professional wrestler
Old Man: Wrestling? That’s al-
Grandson: We know, grandad.
Old Man: You’re not from around here are you?
Daruun: Nope, New York is my home. Always heard Ireland was a lovely place and heard it has many Leprechauns too *Daruun starts to laugh*
Old Man: I saw a Leprechaun before!
Grandson: Don’t mind him; he watched the Leprechaun films the other day.
Old Man: “A friend with weed is a friend indeed! But a friend with gold is the best I’m told.”
Grandson: Grandad! What have I told you? That film is fake!
Daruun: Which Leprechaun was that in?
Grandson: Leprechaun In The Hood. Pure shi-
Old Man: What have I told you about that language?
Grandson: Sorry.
Daruun: I’m going to head off, nice to meet you…
Grandson: This is my grandad John, I’m Shay. Come down Wexford next time you’re here! Be good to see you around.
Daruun shakes hands with John and Shay and walks away…
.:FRIDAY – 5:54 P.M:.
He arrived in New York on Thursday and is now at home. His background is set up and his camera is rolling.
Daruun: Magnus. Your country is such a nice place to be in but not all are what I expected. I expected you all to be drinking Tea and eating Crumpets… That’s not what I have seen. Except I had seen so many terrible things that vignette won’t be shown the horror. Magnus, time for playing around is over. It’s the Semi-Finals. And there’s no messing around here. I’m Liverpool and you are Manchester City, I’ll knock you out of this tournament with ease and make a fool of you. What you did last week was uncalled for, nobody will be collecting bounties on Jackson’s head. The Deadly Alliance showed fear when I came running to that ring… Oh no, no, no, no! You shouldn’t do that. You showed someone who lives with No Fear in him, the terrified faces of three “Deadly” wrestlers. *tut* Magnus, Saturday Night is ‘The First Call’… Will you answer it or hang up? I’ll see you there.
