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Apr 25, 2018 15:28:53 GMT -5
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Post by Steele on Apr 25, 2018 15:28:53 GMT -5
MAJOR UPDATE FOR AWF RISE UP: #4
by Matt Smug
by Matt Smug
The AWF Rise Up! logo, yesterday.
Due to a clerical error, the wedding of AWF Champion Jackson Steele and fiancee eXXXstacy was advertised to be featured on Episode 16 of AWF Prestige. However, due to the XHF Rumble taking place this coming Sunday, 29th April, the "Showbiz Wedding Of The Century" will now be seen on the final episode of AWF Rise Up! (May 4th)
AWF Chief Financial Officer Terry Bradshaw told reporters; "Jackson wanted to get married on Prestige so that's what we were gonna do. But then Mongo goes and fucks it all up by deciding he's going to Agrabah or whatever for this Greatest Royal Rumble thing and we've gotta change it all."
"He completely ripped us off, you know. We had the idea of a Rumble first. We've been planning this thing for, what? Two weeks? And all of a sudden Mongo has this brilliant idea that he wants to do one too!
"He didn't even change the name! What kind of absolute wank is that? 'The XHF Rumble?' It's my trademark and I'll fight him in the courts or in the ring! The Battle Of The Billionaires II! Book it! Book it now!"
When reminded of the subject of the interview, Mr. Bradshaw continued; "Of course, we can't make Mongo cancel his stupid Rip-Off Rumble. We've tried. But we can't let our Champ down either."
'US OR THEM'
"So we had to cut a performance by some local blind kiddies' drama school who are trying to raise money to stop their school being shut down or something. I dunno. But we've sunk too much money into this wedding thing to just let it go. It was us or them."
Sources have told me that the wedding is expected to take place in between the two matches currently on the card; the XHF Phoenix Championship match between champion Damien Young and challenger Daddy Sokolov, and the aforementioned Rise Up Rumble main event.