Post by ForeverKuroi on Jun 6, 2018 21:14:35 GMT -5
Tuesday, June 5th 2018
The scene fades open to find Dylan Black in his car. He was able to get his license back and he drives down an old familiar street. He slows down to the side of a house where he finds his mother, Hailey. Dylan gets out of the car and gives his mother a hug.
Dylan: What's going on?
Hailey: What? I can't see my son?
Dylan: It seemed kind of urgent, and I just got off the plane back to America a couple of hours ago. Don't tell me...
Dylan cocks his head to the right where he finds a Uhaul approaching the home and slowing down. Jeffrey Viper exits and nonchalantly opens the garage door back of the Uhaul truck, where two Mexicans immediately get to work bringing in furniture.
Dylan: Mom, what the fuck is happening?
Dylan's mother sheepishly shies away from her son. She quickly glances to Jeffrey Viper acting like a corporate fat cat as he pulls out his beer and laughs as the Mexicans work tirelessly to bring in heavy pieces of furniture.
Hailey: He won the match, Dylan. He's... He's moving in.
Dylan: You can't let him do this. This is between him and me, not y-
Dylan is interrupted as Jeffrey Viper waltzes toward the two.
Jeffrey: DYLAN, MY BOY! How the fuck are you?
Dylan: ...
Jeffrey Viper finishes the beer and throws it on the ground, shattering it. He pulls out two more and throws one to Dylan.
Jeffrey: I know it's really bad to give a minor some alcohol, but I figure it's cool if it's with parental consent.
Dylan pauses for a moment, but realizes that he's better dealing with Viper when drinking alcohol than without it. He pops it open and begins to drink it.
Jeffrey: Just be careful. I had a long drive over here and I pissed in one of the bottles I had, then resealed it. Y'know. Just in case the cops pulled me over.
Dylan's eyes bulge open as he spits the booze that's in his mouth.
Jeffrey: HAH! You had the piss, you dumb fuck. I hope you enjoy drinking my piss, you bitch.
Jeffrey Viper laughs as he opens up the bottle he's holding. He begins to chug the bottle, until he spits it out himself.
Jeffrey: FUCK! THAT'S the one with the piss. Oh, you tricked me, Dylan! Good one, son!
Dylan: ...
Jeffrey Viper laughs and goes up to Hailey and holds his arms out for a hug. Hailey looks uncomfortable. SUPER uncomfortable, but she feels powerless to resist as she returns the hug. Jeffrey Viper tightens his arms around her back and then reaches his hand south and squeezes her ass. Dylan Black immediately moves forward to beat the hell out of this asshole, but Hailey, faced away from Dylan, holds his palm forward, gesturing to him, "STOP." Reluctantly, he backs away. After what seems like an eternity, Viper lets go.
Jeffrey: Look, Dylan. I know you aren't a big fan of me and I'm not even a big fan of you either, if you want to be honest. But if you want this family to work, we're both going to have to put up with each other.
Dylan: What the fuck made you think I want this family to work if I fought to keep you away from me and my mother forever?
Jeffrey: Look, I know you wanted something different, but we got to work with what we got. It's not all bad, though. Hey, you know how TGI Fridays makes a DELICIOUS Jack Daniels Burger?
Dylan: ...Yes?
Jeffrey: Well I have the SAME recipe, except it's made with Pabbst Blue Ribbon. ...and it doesn't get cooked in anything.
Dylan: ...
Jeffrey: ...
Dylan: ...
Jeffrey: ...I drink a lot of alcohol.
Dylan: I kind of figured.
Jeffrey: Yeah, well it's kind of funny somet-
Jeffrey Viper gets interrupted as he hears a thud. He turns and finds one of the Mexicans dropping his dressers. Viper gets pissed off and storms his way towards the Mexicans.
Jeffrey: What the FUCK are you doing, señoritos. Andele! Lifto with your fucking knee-os or I will sendo your fucking ass-os back to Mexico, yo!
Mexican: We are actually Puerto Rican. We have a US passpo-
Jeffrey: I don't care WHICH fucking Mexican country you're from. I don't care whether it's Mexico or New Mexico, I will send your fucking ass BACK to that country so hard, that green card in your back pocket will turn brown!
The Mexicans hurry up. Viper's face turns red. He turns back to Dylan and Hailey, where his flushed face abnormally quickly turn back to a normal color and he flashes a smile.
Jeffrey: I love my family.
Fade out.
