BOB MOONEY: This is your Riot Rules Rumble match. Two RSW superstars will start in the ring. Every 90 Seconds another superstar will enter. The only way to get eliminated is by going over the top ropes and both feet touch the floor.
He looks around as people are taking this in.
BOB MOONEY: When we get down to the final four each of them will be able to earn a prize. Fourth prize that superstar will be able to choose a partner of his choice and face off against the RSW World Tag Champions at the Riot Rules pay per view from Cape Town, South Africa in a title match!
The crowd goes wild.
JOSEPH GREER: Havok and his friend will have a battle on their hands.
TOMMY ONIONS: Do you think either of those limp dicked losers will have the belts by the end of the night?
BOB MOONEY: The person who finishes third will get a confirmed championship title match against the Riot Star Wrestling Anarchy Champion, D at Riot Rules!
JOSEPH GREER: Oh my god! That’s freaking awesome!
BOB MOONEY: Okay, to top that, whom ever places second will get a RSW Legacy Championship match at Riot Rules but also will be the main event of the pay per view!
TOMMY ONIONS: Main event it? We’re not going to have another tournament are we?
JOSEPH GREER: If so I quit.
BOB MOONEY: And finally the last person left standing in the ring wins a title shot at the current RSW World Heavyweight Champion, Dylan Erickson on the XHF Network’s Night of Champions pay per view!!
JOSEPH GREER: OH MY GOD!
TOMMY ONIONS: That’s the champion of champions!
JOSEPH GREER: That is a big thing to win.
The arena goes dark.
TOMMY ONIONS: Seems as if the World Champ wants to be heard.
No pyro explodes; no music heralds the giant current RSW World Heavyweight Champion. The seven foot monster simply steps through the curtain to a chorus of boos.
JOSEPH GREER: Sometimes they like him other times they boo him out of the arena.
TOMMY ONIONS: That might be down to who he used to associate himself with Joseph.
JOSEPH GREER: True story.
TOMMY ONIONS: I think he wants to check out who his opponent will be at Night of Champions.
Dylan walks down to the ring with a smirk on his face and climbs in under the bottom rope. He goes to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his right arm in the air egg on the crowds boos, then jumps down and steps over the ropes and joins the announce team.
TOMMY ONIONS: Welcome champ. Glad you can be out here with us even though you’ve got a match tonight.
Dylan just ignores him and watches the ring.
BOB MOONEY: Pulling the number one spot for the first ever Riot Rules Rumble, it is Rob Riot!
“I Feel you” by Depeche Mode cranks into life and the crowd comes alive for the legendary Englishman, as red and white spotlights pick out the entranceway.
The cheers only grow louder as Riot steps through, wearing his trademark long silk ring jacket, and adjusting the tightness of his red, UFC style ring gloves. The noise is deafening, and he nods his approval, before looking down at the questionable choice of walkway.
Bending down onto all fours, he mimes taking a snort of the mock-cocaine floor, before standing back up and roaring as if he’d taken a big hit, pumping his fists in the air. He’s psyched.
BOB MOONEY: And second to the ring a former RSW World Heavyweight Champion, and one half of the team that will be challenging Havok and Black Ice for the RSW Tag Championship later tonight, it is Shane Mitchell!!!
The lights go out. Red, White and Blue mist starts to spread across the ramp way slowly making its way across they arena.
TOMMY ONIONS: This should be an interest match Joseph?
JOSEPH GREER: Would you want to face either of these two Dylan?
“Fool’s Gold” by Stone Roses starts to play. Shane walks down the ramp way and rolls into the ring. He turns and stares at Riot.
JOSEPH GREER: Either of these two would make an excellent opponent for the champ.
TOMMY ONIONS: Even if he is ignoring us at the moment.
The bell rings and the buzz about the arena began. Shane paces around his corner of the ring while Riot slowly stretches out with the help of the ropes. Shane is getting visibly irritated with this stall tactic. He has waited long enough to get back at Riot.
JOSEPH GREER: Now this is going to be good.
TOMMY ONIONS: What have you got to say Dylan?
Riot finally decides he stalled long enough, and the two circle each other. In a lockup, Riot immediately gets thrown into the corner, as he stares back at Shane, who flexes for a moment to the crowd’s approval. Riot flips Shane off, and Shane gets goaded into charging Riot, who happily gives one half of the number one contenders for the tag championship a side Russian leg sweep face first into the top turnbuckle.
TOMMY ONIONS: These guys are going full pelt.
JOSEPH GREER: Long way to go, they should pace themselves.
Shane stumbles backwards; making sure his nose is still there. Riot jumps onto the top rope and dives for a cross body splash….only to be caught by Shane and turned into a fall-a-way slam. Shane slaps his hands together for a job well done, but is slow to get up, as Riot gets up first and chops at Shane’s knee; And again; And one more time. With Shane holding his knee, Riot runs to the far turnbuckle, bounces off the rope, and returns to Shane by jumping up onto his shoulders from Shane’s front side, and amazingly flipping Shane over in an impressive Hurricanrana. Riot locks him in an arm lock but Shane powers out of it as Riot flies and lands on his feet behind the ref.
TOMMY ONIONS: He’s like a cat!
JOSEPH GREER: Like a ninja!
Slightly surprised, Riot runs at Shane and drop kicks him in the back of the head. Shane falls face first, shaking his head to rid the cobwebs. Riot takes this moment to signal to the crowd about being Rob Riot, to which he gets a healthy chorus of cheers. Riot goes back to Shane, who is halfway up. Riot helps him up and begins to Irish whip him into the ropes, but gets reversed by Shane…Boot to the Head. SWAK!
TOMMY ONIONS: Oh that was vicious.
Shane picks Riot up by the throat, and raises him high over his head in a blatant choke. The referee can’t disqualify him though. Shane drops Riot down like a sack of rotten potatoes. He locks Riot in a leg lock. Riot fights his way to the ropes and the referee has to break it up.
TOMMY ONIONS: Why’d he break that up?
Shane glares at the referee while picking up Riot by the head. Once he had him up, Shane locks his arms around him and executes a flawless belly to belly suplex. As he gets up, Shane looks at Riot, then at the turnbuckle. He grins as he heads for it. The arena stands to its feet as a buzz grows loudly.
JOSEPH GREER: What is he doing? Just throw him out of the ring please. Do it now.
As Shane stands there, he gestures to the crowd with a thumb down motion, as he leaps from the turnbuckle. Unfortunately, no one is home. Riot moves, and Shane lands hard, knocking the wind out of him, as a huge groan comes from the audience at the impact.
TOMMY ONIONS: Oh my God! Come on Riot!
Riot gingerly gets up, reaching at his back a bit in mild pain. Shane turns on his back, holding his abdominal area in pain from the impact of his flight. Riot decides he needs to end this quick. He goes to the opposite corner and prepares to unleash a top turnbuckle move. Riot, too, couldn’t help but gloat as he leaps from the corner. In one swift move, Shane sits upright, right arm outstretched, as he wraps a hand around Riot’s throat. Riot shows signs of happy feet, as his apparent shock from the sudden twist of events has him panicked. He begins running in motion as Shane raises him high overhead, holding the pose for 3 seconds, and then dropping Riot down to the mat.
TOMMY ONIONS: Shane isn’t the nice friendly priest anymore.
JOSEPH GREER: Not Father Ted?
Shane put his hands on his waist, still trying to catch his breath from his earlier move. This time, he decides he’ll stick with what he does best. And the crowd knows what that is. Riot begins standing up with Shane’s help, and with one swift kick to the gut and Riot’s head placed between Shane’s legs. He looks around at the crowd. Shane lifted Riot into the air, and viciously dropped him down hard.
JOSEPH GREER: Oh look, the clock has started.
TOMMY ONIONS: Who’s it going to be?
“The Crowing” BY Coheed and Cambria starts to play and Jakie Wentzel bursts through the curtains and charges down to the ring.
TOMMY ONIONS: Jakie Wentzel is a talent but does he stand a chance against either of these two.
JOSEPH GREER: He could join forces with one of the others to rid them of the other.
Jakie slides into the ring and stops right between Riot and Shane.
JOSEPH GREER: Not a good place to stop.
TOMMY ONIONS: He should have taken his time.
Jakie chops Riot’s chest and then turns around and chops Shane.
TOMMY ONIONS: Chop Suey!
He pokes Riot in the eye before turning and kicking Shane in the guts. He lifts Shane up and moves him towards the ropes.
TOMMY ONIONS: Jakie’s got him up!
JOSEPH GREER: Shane is over the top rope hanging on for dear life. Riot runs to the other side of the ring and rebounds with a drop kick to the back of Jakie’s head knocking him over the top rope and smashing down onto the mat. Shane manages to sneak back in and knocks Riot down in the ring.
JOSEPH GREER: Sneaky!
TOMMY ONIONS: Shane will do anything he can to win this shot at Dylan!
JOSEPH GREER: Him and Soothsayer will do anything even eliminate each other to win shot.
Shane picks up Riot and Irish whips him into the ropes whilst bouncing off the others. Jakie is getting up on the outside and tries to grab Riot’s foot to trip him but accidentally grabs hold of Shane’s ankle making him trip. He turns and looks shocked at what he has done even though he has his back to him and hasn’t realised what he has done.
TOMMY ONIONS: Jakie got the wrong one.
JOSEPH GREER: Does it matter, really?
Riot sees his opportunity and quickly sends his elbow crashing into Shane’s groin. Shane falls to his knees and lets out a painful moan, as Riot resurfaces and smacks Shane in the face with a sit down dropkick, sending Shane on his back. Riot looks at the crowd for a response, and got just that! The crowd went ballistic with their cheering at Riot as he showboated for the crowd. Riot pulls Shane to his feet and quickly locks Shane in a headlock. Shane quickly reverses by sending Riot to the ropes. Shane turns a full 360, attempting Powerful Clothesline, but Riot ducks the attempt and drive Shane down with a neck breaker.
TOMMY ONIONS: That’s bloody stiff!
JOSEPH GREER: I wonder if I can get him to do that to you.
Riot waits for Shane to get to his feet then turns to pose to the crowd. As he’s posing he is met by a drop kick from Shane knocking him into the ropes. The crowd cheers for the high risk move, although they hate him. Shane picks Riot and slaps him in the face, as he grunts and flips the crowd the bird to the dismay of the fans. Riot spins him around and slaps his back knocking him down. Riot pulls Shane up and whips him into the ropes. Shane avoids a clothesline attempt, but Riot catches him on the second pass with a kick to the midsection followed by a DDT, spiking his head into the mat. He lifts him up to throw him over the top rope just as the counter starts to count down again.
TOMMY ONIONS: Is he going to get Shane out of the ring?
JOSEPH GREER: Who’s next?
The clock ticks down to zero but before any music can start Black Ice bursts through the curtains and runs down the ramp way.
TOMMY ONIONS: Black Ice!
JOSEPH GREER: Who?
TOMMY ONIONS: Oh yeah, maybe just Chris Gibson or whatever he goes by this week.
Black Ice and Shane immediately lock up and Black Ice gets the upper hand by applying an arm bar. Black Ice twists the arm around and he drives his elbow into his arm many times and then he twists it again. Riot watches on as Black Ice takes it to Shane. Black Ice keeps his lock on the arm of Shane and then he whips him into the ropes and as Shane comes running back Black Ice catches him with a sleeper hold.
TOMMY ONIONS: He’s going to put the tag champ to sleep.
JOSEPH GREER: Did he earn that belt? Caleb Koresh is the real champion.
TOMMY ONIONS: But after he got attack by those Arabs we’ve not seen him.
Black Ice keeps the move locked in on Shane and keeps his oxygen supply cut off. Shane slowly fades but Riot goes up and kicks Black Ice in the ribs and he knocks Black Ice off of Shane. Riot hits Black Ice in the face with a few forearms and then he whips Black Ice into the ropes and he goes for a dropkick but Black Ice holds onto the ropes and Riot hits nothing but air and crashes down to the mat. Shane goes over to Black Ice and he punches Black Ice in the face and Black Ice hits Shane right back and then two continue this process until Shane rakes Black Ice in the eyes and he knee’s him in the stomach. Shane smashes Black Ice face off of his knee and then he clotheslines him over the top rope but Black Ice hangs onto the ropes.
TOMMY ONIONS: He’s hanging on!
JOSEPH GREER: Shane’s not seen that.
Riot grabs hold of Shane and chops him. They both start chopping each other and forget about Black Ice as he sneaks back into the ring and sits down in the corner trying to regain his breath. Riot hits Shane in the side of the head knocking him down. Black Ice hits Riot in the back and then he turns him around and he gets him in a snap mare take down. Black Ice picks Riot back up and he kicks him in the stomach and Riot keels over and then Black Ice hits him in the face with a boot that knocks Riot down to the mat. Shane slowly climbs back to his feet. Black Ice kicks Riot up and he hits him in the chest with some big chops and smiles to the crowd then he pushes him back into the corner and he holds onto the ropes and he kicks Riot in the abdomen. Shane sneaks up behind Black Ice and grabs him around the waist and connects with a snap German suplex. Shane then looks over to Riot and nods his head as he drives his hip into the stomach of Riot and then punches him in the face.
JOSEPH GREER: Don’t forget that Shane’s been in here as long as Riot has.
TOMMY ONIONS: The countdown hits again!
“Shaddap You Face” by Joe Dolce blares out around the arena.
TOMMY ONIONS: What the hell?
JOSEPH GREER: Who the hell?
The curtains part and a fat bald man in a chef’s uniform comes storming through it. He stomps down to the ring before sliding in.
JOSEPH GREER: Jamie Oliver’s let himself go!
TOMMY ONIONS: That’s Chef Roberto!!
JOSEPH GREER: Who?
Chef Roberto drops a bionic elbow on Shane’s head, then turns and hits Rob with one.
TOMMY ONIONS: Chef Roberto’s bringing it!
JOSEPH GREER: Who?
Chef Roberto sees Black Ice standing by the ropes and charges into him. As he Avalanches Black Ice into the ropes Shane and Rob grab hold of them both throwing them over the ropes.
TOMMY ONIONS: NOOOOO!!!
JOSEPH GREER: A couple of losers get eliminated!
TOMMY ONIONS: Chef Roberto is a legend.
JOSEPH GREER: And Black Ice?
Black Ice and Chef Roberto continue to brawl always back up the ramp way.
Shane hits the mat in frustration, and he brings Riot quickly to the feet. Shane throws a few punches out of frustration, Riot ducks and kicks him in the gut. Shane is sent to the ropes and as he comes back Riot launches him in the air and Shane’s body folds as it lands across the top rope. Riot smiles as he uses the ropes for leverage as he stomps Shane. Riot brings Shane to his feet and pushes him in to the corner. He slaps Shane across the chest a few times and then takes him to the top. The crowd gasps as both men stand on the top rope, Riot hooks Shane as to be going for a Superplex but Shane pushes him away and to his feet. Riot comes right back at Shane, and is hooked in a DDT position. Shane plants Riot to the mat head first with a swinging DDT. The crowd goes nuts.
JOSEPH GREER: The crowd are winning today.
TOMMY ONIONS: We agree again.
Shane brings Riot to his feet before he clotheslines him down to the mat.
JOSEPH GREER: Shane’s taking it to Riot.
Riot is hit with a few short kicks, and then a heel kick to the head. He is positioned by Shane on his back below the bottom rope and Shane balances himself on the middle ring rope. He springs off the middle rope with a leg drop across Riot’s throat, but Riot moves. Shane comes crashing down on his backside and Riot gets to his feet and taps his head as to be saying he is the smarter of the two. Riot quickly bounces off the ropes just as his opponent turns around, Riot drop kicks him to the knees. The fans go nuts and Riot gets right back to his feet.
TOMMY ONIONS: Look at the reaction these two are getting.
JOSEPH GREER: They would have some amazing matches.
TOMMY ONIONS: True that.
“London Calling” by the Clash starts blaring out from the loud speakers.
TOMMY ONIONS: Wait, it can’t be? I thought he was still injured?
JOSEPH GREER: He’s not cleared to wrestle is he?
Billy Fowler walks through the curtain to a huge round of applause. Riot looks up at him with a look of utter shock on his face. Billy slowly turns and is met with a super kick to the face.
JOSEPH GREER: OH MY GOD! Billy has been laid out by LA Kief!!!!
TOMMY ONIONS: LA KIEF is here???
LA Kief is stood over Fowler. He pulls up his wrestling tights real high and drops down on Fowler’s head.
TOMMY ONIONS: A Face full of Kief!
JOSEPH GREER: That’s obvious.
TOMMY ONIONS: That’s the name of his finisher stupid!
JOSEPH GREER: He just tea bagged him dude! That’s not a finisher!
Rob is looking on from the ring. He is laughing his head off.
TOMMY ONIONS: At least he’s amused.
Security comes rushing through the curtain and drag Kief off of Fowler. They drag him backstage before EMT’s help Fowler backstage.
TOMMY ONIONS: Fowler’s return didn’t go as planned.
JOSEPH GREER: He better go and brush his teeth.
TOMMY ONIONS: The countdown clocks ticking down.
As the counter gets to zero Shane and Rob slowly turns to ramp way.
TOMMY ONIONS: Now this is going to be fun.
Tommy takes off his head phones and sneaks into the ring behind them.
JOSEPH GREER: What the hell?
Tommy grabs hold of Shane and drags him towards the ropes. He turns to Riot and puts a thumb up to the friend of Frank Windsor. He turns back around to a punch from Shane right to the jaw. Tommy falls backwards with a look of shock on his face. Shane grabs him by the throat and starts shouting abuse at him.
JOSEPH GREER: He deserves everything he gets. What does he think? He thinks he will get away with it?
Shane just pushes him into the ropes, on the rebound he hits him with a super kick right over the top rope. Tommy lies on the ground in the foetal position as Shane turns back to Riot.
JOSEPH GREER: Poor Tommy, NOT!
Riot just stands looking across the ring at Shane, just seconds later Shane is in front of Riot face to face with him.
TOMMY ONIONS: Oh here we go again!
JOSEPH GREER: This is freaking awesome.
Shane stumbles back into the corner, and Riot doesn’t hold anything back. He turns Shane around and slams his head from the turnbuckle pad numerous times before going for a falling neck breaker. Riot turns the fallen Shane to his stomach and puts him in a short arm bar. Shane reaches for the ropes, and eventually he came up successful. Riot releases the hold and both men climb to their feet. Shane flies at Riot with a falling short line clothesline; Riot ducks and goes behind Shane. Riot connects with a huge German suplex and Shane’s body folds into two; the fans goes nuts. Riot then lifts Shane up and tries to throw him over the top rope. He turns to the ramp way waiting for the next person.
TOMMY ONIONS: Has Shane not realised he’s not thrown Riot out?
JOSEPH GREER: Riot managed to hold on.
TOMMY ONIONS: Wait, the clocks ticking.
“Loser like me” by Pink blares out as Marcus Anderson walks slowly through the curtain.
JOSEPH GREER: Marcus looks a bit nervous.
He slowly walks around the ring as Tommy is getting back up.
JOSEPH GREER: This kid is scared.
Shane is celebrating in the ring, but not for long as Riot grabs Shane’s head and hits him in the face with a closed fist. Shane shakes it off, and quickly neck snaps Riot. Shane locks in a chokehold on Riot. Shane releases the hold and begins to step away from Riot. Meanwhile Riot gets to his feet. Shane slaps him in the face. Riot retaliates with knife hand chops to Shane. Riot attempts to uppercut Shane but he ducks under and around and locks in a waist lock, and then Shane executes an over the shoulder stomach breaker. Loud boos start up through the crowd.
TOMMY ONIONS: Riot the sentimental favourite here… but wait! Marcus has got in the ring.
Marcus grabs Shane’s head and DDT’s him to the mat.
JOSEPH GREER: Great move by Marcus… he was smart, he moved in, and got the job done!
Marcus puts Shane in a reverse chin lock… but Shane is fighting the hold. Marcus finally breaks the hold and kicks the back of Shane. Riot climbs to his feet and from behind executes a back suplex that hammers Marcus into the mat. Holding his back, Riot puts the boots to the downed Marcus and Shane. As Shane climbs to his feet, Riot tackles and begins punching him. Both men back on their feet, and Riot and Shane exchange a nod. Shane and Riot begin double teaming Marcus on the mat, kicking hard into the midsection. Shane raises his arms in victory, and Riot attacks from behind ending their brief alliance. Shane gets picked up and drops with the fireman’s carry by Riot.
TOMMY ONIONS: Shane’s down again.
Shane is back on his feet. Riot pokes Shane in the eyes and the follows it up with a short lariat. Shane gets up. Riot slaps the face of Shane, backs up, and then tackles him to the mat. Shane struggles back on his feet. Shane tries for a double arm DDT but Riot avoids it. But as Riot ducks out of the way, Marcus hits a takeover suplex.
TOMMY ONIONS: Nice takeover suplex by Marcus… this one is very, very close.
Marcus is up again. Marcus puts Riot in a reverse chin lock. He tightens the hold. Riot tries to escape; Before Shane attacks Marcus from behind, breaking the hold. Shane then hits a flurry of kicks to the back of Riot; they lockup. Shane sends Riot to the corner of the ring and rebounds directly into the path of Shane. Shane hits a double axe handle, and then executes a power slam on Riot; Walking toward Marcus, Shane power bombs the weakened Marcus as well. He then executes a neck breaker on Riot who is struggling to his feet. Shane picks up Marcus and slaps him to get his attention.
JOSEPH GREER: That slap was heard around the arena.
TOMMY ONIONS: Ouch! I felt that.
Shane Irish whips Marcus across the ring but as Marcus bounces back Riot pulls down on the top rope sending Marcus out of the ring head first.
JOSEPH GREER: Riot’s thrown that kid out of his ring.
TOMMY ONIONS: He’s a professional athlete.
Natasha Harris walks out on the ramp way and looks down at the ring. Nervously she walks down towards the action.
TOMMY ONIONS: She’s out of her element today Joseph.
As Natasha slides into the ring she shoulder charges Riot’s knees knocking him down. She drops her leg across his throat before standing back up. Shane runs to the other ropes and hits Natasha with a missile dropkick. The dropkick hits Natasha’s face and knocks her onto her knees. Shane grabs Natasha’s shoulder and pulls her up and Irish whips her to the ropes. Shane awaits the return with his arm out for a clothesline but Natasha ducks it and when Natasha runs back again Shane is on the ground and monkey flips Natasha to the mat. Shane walks to Natasha and put her in the sleeper hold but it isn’t a very good idea because Natasha is only inches from the rope. Natasha puts her arm out and tries to manoeuvre him over but Shane stands up and backs up a few steps dragging Natasha with him.
JOSEPH GREER: He seems to be trying to take out Natasha early?
TOMMY ONIONS: Shane trying to cop a feel more like.
Shane tightens his hold but soon Natasha rises to her knees and turns to her side and elbows Shane’s midsection. Shane’s lock weakens with the elbow but Natasha manages to give another elbow thus making Shane hold his midsection and release from the sleeper hold. Natasha runs to the ropes and flies back with a flying knee, dropping Shane to the mat. Natasha grabs hold of Shane’s hair and begins to punch the face of the man. Natasha let’s go and put her foot on Shane’s face and twists. Shane grabs Natasha’s foot trying to get her foot off but did so with no luck.
TOMMY ONIONS: You’ve heard all the stories about Priests right?
JOSEPH GREER: He’s renounced that side of his life.
Natasha put her foot up and put a few stomps to Shane. Natasha pulls him up his hair and lifts him up in a vertical suplex before letting him fall forward onto her knee. Shane holds his stomach for a few seconds but he manages to stand and as Natasha run at him Shane arm drags her to the mat. Natasha stands up quickly and runs at Shane but Shane jumps onto her shoulders and delivers a huge hurricanrana but as Natasha hits the mat Shane stands up and poses to the crowd.
TOMMY ONIONS: Why are they ignoring Riot?
JOSEPH GREER: Shane’s got to concentrate on her first before even attempting to get Riot out.
Both wrestlers stand but Shane kicks Natasha’s midsection then grabs both of her arms and hits a double arm DDT. Natasha’s is motionless as Shane climbs to the top turnbuckle. Shane launches himself and is hoping to connect with a head butt but out of nowhere Riot catches him with a jumping cutter.
JOSEPH GREER: OUT OF NOWHERE!
TOMMY ONIONS: That was freaking awesome.
“No tears left to cry” BY Ariana Grande starts to play. Andi Snow runs through the curtain and down the ramp way. She rolls into the ring and is met with a leg drop from Riot. Both wrestlers are on the mat but soon Riot slowly stands up and locks Andi into a Front Chancellery. Andi moans in agony as she tries to crawl to the ropes but has no luck. She is in the middle of the ring and the pain is too intense for her to crawl any further. Riot grabs the rope for leverage. Andi is trying to get out and starts to throw her arms wildly but that stops and soon she isn’t moving at all.
TOMMY ONIONS: Has Andi passed out?
JOSEPH GREER: No, she’s moving.
Shane kicks Riot in the back of the head and drags him off of Andi. He slaps him around the face and picks up Andi and drags her towards the ropes. Natasha jumps on top of Riot and starts reigning blows to his head. Shane looks at her, shrugs his shoulders, and charges from one side of the ring to the other and then drop kicks her in the face.
JOSEPH GREER: Holy Shit!!!!
TOMMY ONIONS: Holy Shit!!!!
Riot gets back up and grabs hold of Natasha and launches her out of the ring. Shane grabs hold of Andi and drags her by her hair and tries to lift her up. He holds her over the top rope but she grabs hold of his t-shirt and drags him over the top rope. Riot sneaks up behind them and tries to push them both out.
TOMMY ONIONS: Riot’s doing what should be done!
JOSEPH GREER: If he takes out Shane he’s got a better chance in this match.
Shane manages to hang onto the bottom rope but as he stands up he has something in his hand.
TOMMY ONIONS: OH MY GOD! That’s Andi’s wrestling top!!!
JOSEPH GREER: Wardrobe malfunction, surprised you’re not going to help Andi out!
Andi is trying to cover herself up as all she has on is her sports bra as she runs back up the ramp way.
JOSEPH GREER: Damn!
TOMMY ONIONS: Definitely DAMN!
JOSEPH GREER: And here comes the next entrant.
The light dim ‘Catch Your Breath’ by CFO plays as the stage fills with smoke, we see the alter ego of Omar Azure “The Dragon King” crawling through the smoke. As the beat kicks in, the stage and ring lights brightens, and the smoke begins to go away on the stage we see the “Dragon King” holding his dragon wing arms up high, and bring them down to his side while wearing his signature ‘Demon King’ attire. The camera comes close as he stares into it, cocking his head to each side and making odd motions with his hands. He then stares to the sky, As the beat kicks in, the stage and ring lights brightens again he raises his dragon wing arms out again before slowly looking down towards the ring, putting his hands together like a prayer, and walking briskly down the ramp.
TOMMY ONIONS: This guy is going to be amazing in this match.
JOSEPH GREER: We agree on something for once.
The Dragon slides into the ring. The Dragon bounces Riot off the ropes and clotheslines him. Shane gets hit with a diving elbow smash from the Dragon. The Dragon and Shane climb to their feet. The Dragon gets taken down with an arm drag takedown. Shane clotheslines the Dragon, but he quickly rebounds, does a cartwheel and kicks Shane in the face.
TOMMY ONIONS: That guys faster than a hiccup!
JOSEPH GREER: What?
Shane gets hit with a diving elbow smash from the Dragon. Shane stands up. Shane picks up the Dragon and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. The Dragon falls hard, and Shane drops an elbow and points to Riot, who nods in agreement. Riot holds down the Dragon as Shane climbs to the top rope. Shane nails the Dragon with a splash.
TOMMY ONIONS: Shane flies lots this match.
JOSEPH GREER: You need to do what is necessary.
Shane jumps on top of the Dragon, but before Shane can do anything Riot pulls him off and starts pummelling the Dragon. Shane pulls Riot off. The two men stand and begin to argue, and then Shane pokes a finger into Riot’s eyes. Blinded, Riot is an easy target for a running bulldog from Shane.
TOMMY ONIONS: Bulldog!
Blinded, Riot stumbles toward the ropes. The Dragon runs to the opposite end of the ring and rebounds off the ropes, meaning to hit Riot with a flying body splash. But the blinded Riot ducks down at the last moment and the Dragon flies to the outside. Not wasting this opportunity, Shane runs at Riot and hits him with another bulldog.
TOMMY ONIONS: And again!
JOSEPH GREER: Shut up and properly commentate.
A short guitar screech leads to the thrashing of “Governed by Contagions” by At the Drive-in’s. A blinding white light shines chaotically around the arena as Isaiah Zepp steps foot onto the entrance stage. A scattering of fans in the crowd shine their cell phone lights back to him as he walks down the aisle. Isaiah removes his black hooded sweatshirt before running around the ring. He starts shouting abuse at Dylan who just ignores him completely.
JOSEPH GREER: The Legacy Champion looks ready for this.
TOMMY ONIONS: He’s just trying to either get under the skin of the champ or make the clock tick down so he doesn’t enter with the other two.
JOSEPH GREER: Good call.
TOMMY ONIONS: Well he did just that as the clocks ticking down.
JOSEPH GREER: Who’s next?
A large American Flag unfolds from the rafters and hangs majestically over the ring area, each ear expecting to hear the immortal “Star Spangled Banner”.
The big screen starts to show all sorts of American iconic sites. Children playing in the streets, baseball matches, troops in the Middle East. Those images dissolve into footage of various terrorist attacks from around the world including 9-11 until, finally, the Iraqi flag with two scimitars underneath filled the screen. This soon gives way to a hooded figure. The scene pulls back to fill the whole screen with this figure having sprawled at his feet American soldiers.
As “Call to Pray” by Seether begins to blare loudly through the arena the fans began cheering nearly to the point of an inverted standing ovation. The noise from the fans is deafening with the ferocity of the cheers. The roving arm of the cameras picks out people in the crowd. As they realize there on the screen they hold the signs higher. Ice Blue strobes cut around the arena as blue smoke billows from underneath the grating on the ramp way. The curtain at the top of the ramp way parts and they emerge.
JOSEPH GREER: Why are they cheering these guys?
TOMMY ONIONS: There is quite a big Muslim population here Joseph.
Standing there is Akeed ibn Umar al-Hayba in his wrestling garb. To his left stood Abdul bin Hussain
dressed in traditional Arab clothes. Behind them is stood Rafiq and Abdul’s sister Nazirah. Nazirah is dressed in the traditional Burqa. Rafiq carries the Iraqi flag on a pole. They look about themselves at the crowds who are cheering really loudly.
TOMMY ONIONS: I hate these guys.
JOSEPH GREER: I think when we get back to America they will be booed out of the arenas.
Akeed nods at his mentor before slowly walking down the ramp way. Isaiah hits a couple of right hands as he pushes Riot into the ropes and then whips him off. But Riot reverses the Irish Whip and then as Isaiah comes off the ropes, he snaps him over with an Arm Drag. Isaiah rolls through to his feet and charges at Riot, who snaps him over with another Arm Drag, this time he holds on with a Sitting Reverse Arm bar. Isaiah pulls himself up to his feet. Riot keeps the arm wrench locked on. Isaiah rolls through, he kips up and then reverses the arm wrench into a Hammerlock and then pushes Riot off to the ropes again and bounces off the opposite ropes with a High Leg Clothesline. Riot goes down.
JOSEPH GREER: Isaish is doing good.
TOMMY ONIONS: No the guys just playing with Riot.
Isaiah tries to get up but Shane stomps on him as he tries to get up to his feet. Isaiah gets up and Shane hits him in the chest with several hard punches and he knocks him back into the corner and delivers many well placed stiff kicks to the chest until Akeed goes up behind Shane and he connects with a reverse neck breaker. Akeed picks Shane up and punches him a few times and Isaiah goes up and holds Shane from behind while Akeed kicks him in the stomach.
TOMMY ONIONS: Who would have thought those two helping each other?
Akeed and Isaiah have Shane trapped in the corner and they work away on him by punching and kicking him repeatedly. Riot is sitting in the corner of the ring. Shane is now on the top rope laying on the ropes in front of the turnbuckles and Akeed and Isaiah try to push him out but Shane holds on. Akeed hits Shane in the gut several times trying to make him let go of the ropes but he won’t and Isaiah punches Akeed in the face and it knocks him backwards. Shane gets off the ropes and stands in the ring and he holds his stomach and walks away. Isaiah takes Akeed’s head and he smashes it into the top turnbuckle.
JOSEPH GREER: Trying to bust him open.
TOMMY ONIONS: Like a ripe melon.
JOSEPH GREER: Talking about melons…….
TOMMY ONIONS: And they call me the perv.
Shane slowly sneaks up behind Riot and grabs him. He hits him with a DDT. Akeed and Isaiah lock up and Akeed gets the upper hand by applying an arm bar. Akeed twists the arm around and he drives his elbow into his arm many times and then he twists it again. Riot starts to climb out from under Shane as Akeed takes it to Isaiah. Akeed keeps his lock on the arm of Isaiah and then he whips him into the ropes knocking Riot back down and as Isaiah comes running back Akeed catches him with a sleeper hold.
TOMMY ONIONS: He is going to put Riot to sleep.
JOSEPH GREER: Bit like your conversations.
Akeed keeps the move locked in on Isaiah and keeps his oxygen supply cut off. Isaiah slowly fades but Shane slowly gets back to his feet and goes up and kicks Akeed in the ribs and he knocks Akeed off of Isaiah. Shane hits Akeed in the face with a few forearms and then he whips Akeed into the ropes and he goes for a dropkick but Akeed holds onto the ropes and Shane hits nothing but air and crashes down to the mat. Isaiah goes over to Akeed and he punches Akeed in the face. Akeed hits Isaiah back and then two continue this process until Isaiah rakes Akeed in the eyes and he knee’s him in the stomach. Akeed smashes Isaiah face off of his knee and then he clotheslines him over the top rope. He laughs looking down at the RSW Legacy Champion. Riot is starting to get to his feet in the corner.
TOMMY ONIONS: The Legacy Champ’s out! That was way too easy.
JOSEPH GREER: Akeed is going to be hard to beat.
Riot and Shane grab hold of Akeed and throw him out of the ring.
TOMMY ONIONS: Okay…….
JOSEPH GREER: Maybe not.
TOMMY ONIONS: Wait, look who’s coming out!
Armand comes out onto the ramp way with a microphone in his hand.
JOSEPH GREER: What’s he got to say?
ARMAND VON KRAUSS: I know you’re all enjoying this match?
The crowd cheers.
ARMAND VON KRAUSS: My problem is you Riot……and you Shane Mitchell. This is not just a match for you to throw everyone out as they come in.
Riot and Shane look at him from the ring.
ARMAND VON KRAUSS: But never let it be said that I, Armand Von Krauss, am not a fair man. Oh no-no-no! I have the well-being of every RSW superstar backstage in mind, and I do what’s best for MY company.
He smirks.
ARMAND VON KRAUSS: So what can be done to change this? Oh yeah right, I can send everyone else that is entered into this match out NOW!
JOSEPH GREER: OH MY GOD!
TOMMY ONIONS: Exactly.
“So begins our Alabee” by Of Montreal.
JOSEPH GREER: Kevin Rouser is here. He looks like he’s on a mission.
Rouser walks down the ring as fast as he can.
“1812 Overture” starts playing in the arena. Riot turns towards the ramp way.
TOMMY ONIONS: Oh Riot looks anxious.
JOSEPH GREER: He’s Shane’s tag partner that’s why Tommy.
Soothsayer slowly walks down the ramp way. He nods at Shane as he slides into the ring.
TOMMY ONIONS: It is all for one, one for all!
The lights in the arena dim as the screens on the stage turn into static as heavy beats from “Whiskey and Ritalin” by Fair to Midland play in the arena. The lights stay the same until the drums start playing, and on the screens, Eoin O’Rourke name title appears as the lights turn into green, and orange he begins to walk onto the stage. He stands at the top of the ramp and looks at the crowd left and right before exhaling and marching his way down the ramp cracking his neck.
TOMMY ONIONS: Oh the ginger Irishman!
JOSEPH GREER: Ginger’s don’t have souls you know?
TOMMY ONIONS: Ask Riot.
O’Rourke makes it to ringside and cracks his knuckles looking in the ring with his emerald green eyes and walks up the steel steps but wipes his boots before entering through the second rope. He is met with a clothesline from Rouser.
JOSEPH GREER: Rouser can’t wait.
“Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns and Roses blares out as a figure appears. It is the man now known as Jaguar. He points at the ring before running down to the ring and sliding into the action.
JOSEPH GREER: Riot looks like he’s seen a ghost!
TOMMY ONIONS: Word is that, that is Jaguar Junior right?
JOSEPH GREER: Didn’t Riot retire his father?
“Smooth Criminal” by Alien Ant Farm starts to play.
JOSEPH GREER: Oh this is one of our new guys that has signed for the company recently.
TOMMY ONIONS: Nallo Sivad is his name.
JOSEPH GREER: Seems like a great acquisition.
Nallo charges down to the ring and slides right into the ring.
The big screen starts to show all sorts of British iconic sites. Children playing in the streets, football matches, police in the streets. The first few bars of “Hello” by Adele blares out before it seamlessly mixes into “The Man” by the Killers. Brilliant silver strobe lights flash through the arena as rainbow coloured confetti falls from the rafters. The screen now goes to show footage of Frank in his silver Mercedes convertible cruising the streets of Bradford, Yorkshire before fading into Frank walking in slow motion through the Pleasure Beach in Blackpool with his designer sunglasses and leopard skin coat on.
TOMMY ONIONS: He is here!
JOSEPH GREER: Oh it’s your man.
The curtains at the top of the ramp way are pushed open and they emerge. The fans give a standing ovation as a huge silver Palanquin is pushed through the curtains being carried by midgets. Sitting atop it in his leopard skin coat and sunglasses is Frank Windsor.
TOMMY ONIONS: Yeah baby!
The Palanquin is carried down the ramp way and stops by the ring. Natalia Santiago walks around it and enters the ring and saunters around the ring, eyeing the crowd. The midget dressed as PT Merciless stoops down in front of Frank who uses him as a step to get down.
TOMMY ONIONS: Do you see the newly acquired Rot midget?
Windsor exhales slowly as he looks at all of the people in the ring before smiling and acknowledging the fans in attendance with a royal wave. He reaches the ringside area and uses the stairs to ascend onto the apron.
JOSEPH GREER: Come on Windsor just get in the ring.
TOMMY ONIONS: Shush! You can’t rush perfection.
Tabitha Osborne charges through the curtain and runs down to the ring.
TOMMY ONION S: What the hell?
JOSEPH GREER: She’s a strange one.
Psychosocial ” By Slipknot suddenly hits and the lights begin to flash violently to the beat. The ramp starts to flood with smoke as red lasers begin to strobe around the arena. Eddie Havok starts to walk down the ramp. He appears to be in a pissed of mood. He comes to the end of the ramp he looks around before he begins to circle the ring. He slowly climbs up the steel steps. He climbs through the ropes.
TOMMY ONIONS: Word is that he’s the last entrant.
JOSEPH GREER: So no Fowler? He’s not been eliminated.
As Havok dives into the ring Soothsayer stomps on him as he tries to get up to his feet. Havok gets up and Soothsayer hits him in the chest with several hard punches and he knocks him back into the corner and he delivers many well placed stiff kicks to the chest until Shane goes up behind Soothsayer and he connects with a reverse neck breaker. Shane picks Soothsayer up and he punches him a few times and Havok goes up and holds Soothsayer from behind while Shane kicks him in the stomach.
JOSEPH GREER: Shane and Soothsayer have both stated that the best man will win.
TOMMY ONIONS: That is truth for once from you.
Meanwhile Nallo and Eoin battle it out. Nallo picks Eoin up over his head and he attempts to throw him over the top rope but Windsor comes out of nowhere and he dropkicks Nallo in the stomach. Nallo drops Eoin and Windsor turns Nallo around and he punches him in the face and he whips him into the ropes but Nallo comes back and hits Windsor in the face with a big boot. Eoin runs at Nallo and he hits him in the face with a spin heel kick that knocks Nallo down to the mat.
TOMMY ONIONS: My boy is taking it to the newcomer!
JOSEPH GREER: Shut up with your crushes.
Riot and Tabitha are locked up in the centre of the ring and Tabitha gets Riot in a headlock and Riot easily picks the lighter Tabitha up and he throws her off of him. As Tabitha gets up to her feet Riot hits her in the face with a super kick. Rouser runs at Riot and clotheslines him from behind and then he picks him up and gets him in a snap suplex. Rouser stands over Riot and he talks some trash to him and Tabitha goes up to the top rope and she jumps off at Rouser but Rouser catches her and he slams her down to the mat with a power slam. Riot waits for Rouser to turn around and when he does she picks him up in the air and drops him throat first on the top rope. Rouser bounces back and lands in the ring. Riot picks Tabitha up and he gets her in the DDT position but then he tries to turn it into a power bomb and Tabitha pushes him off of her. Rouser gets up and as Riot hits the ropes and comes running back Rouser jumps in the air and hits Riot with a shoulder block that knocks him down to the mat.
JOSEPH GREER: Rouser doesn’t buy into the Riot myth.
TOMMY ONIONS: Myth? There is no myth to him being one of the best in the world.
Shane and Havok have Soothsayer trapped in the corner and they work away on him by punching and kicking him repeatedly and they try to push him over the top rope but Soothsayer clings to the ropes for his life and Shane and Havok cannot seem to get him over. Soothsayer is now on the top rope lying on the ropes in front of the turnbuckles and Shane and Havok try to push him off but Soothsayer holds on. Shane hits Soothsayer in the gut several times trying to make him let go of the ropes but he won’t and Havok punches Shane in the face and it knocks him backwards. Soothsayer gets off the ropes and stands in the ring and he holds his stomach and walks away. Havok takes Shane’s head and he smashes it into the top turnbuckle.
TOMMY ONIONS: How can those two work together? Especially as they face each other later.
JOSEPH GREER: Jaguar is just chilling out near the ring side area, smart move.
Nallo is standing in the centre of the ring and Eoin and Windsor takes turns punching him trying to knock him down to his feet but he won’t go. Eoin runs at jumps at Nallo and Nallo catches him and slams him down to the ring and then he clotheslines Windsor down to the mat. Nallo grabs Eoin and he catches him with a knee lift that knocks Eoin into the air and back down to the mat. Windsor gets up and he runs at Nallo again and Nallo catches him with a hip toss.
TOMMY ONIONS: Did Nallo put his hip out there?
Rouser picks Riot up and he hits him in the jaw with an uppercut and then he whips him into the ropes and Rouser and Tabitha connects with double flapjacks onto Riot. Rouser lifts Riot over his shoulder and he takes him over to the ropes and tries to dump him but Tabitha yanks on Riot’s legs and he pulls him off of Rouser’s shoulders and Rouser turns around and Tabitha hits him with a dropkick that knocks him over the top rope but Rouser holds onto the ropes and he goes back into the ring. Riot gets up and Tabitha connects with an atomic drop on him. Rouser gets up and he goes over to Tabitha and gets behind her and he locks her in a sleeper hold. Rouser gets it in deep and pulls himself to his feet and he watches on and he even kicks Tabitha in the stomach and gets some more cheap shots in on her. Rouser let’s go and Tabitha collapses to the mat and Rouser goes over to Riot. Riot grabs Rouser by the head and he slams him into the corner and he hits him with some hard chops to the chest.
TOMMY ONIONS: Rouser won’t take that Joseph.
JOSEPH GREER: It’s chop city!
Havok has Shane on the top rope and he is trying to push him off but Shane won’t let go of the ropes. Soothsayer goes up behind Havok and he hits him with a low blow and Havok turns around and goes down to his knees in pain and Soothsayer kicks him in the side of the face and Havok falls down to the mat. Soothsayer does a two thumb poses while Shane gets off the ropes and gets on the top rope and he jumps off and hits Soothsayer with a cross body block. Havok gets up to his feet and Jaguar runs in the ring at him but Havok drops down to the mat and gets Jaguar in a drop toe hold and Jaguar’s face hits the bottom turnbuckle and he is laid out. Havok stomps on his back and then he picks him up and he puts him on the top ropes and he tries to push him off but Jaguar rakes his eyes and he gets off the top rope. Jaguar grabs Havok and he catches him in a T-bone suplex.
TOMMY ONIONS: Jaguar is the real deal. He just schooled Havok.
Nallo has Eoin and Windsor stacked in the corner and he is driving his hip into them and Rouser runs up behind Nallo and he hits him in the back with a forearm smash and he hits him with it again and again. Nallo punches Rouser and it knocks Rouser down to the mat and Nallo waits for him to get up. When Rouser does he catches him with a big boot to the face. Nallo picks Rouser up and then he delivers a release German suplex to him. Nallo gets up and he taunts Rouser and Eoin runs at him and he does a front dropkick that knocks Nallo down to the mat. Eoin stands over Nallo proud of what he did and Windsor goes up behind him and he connects with a reverse pancake onto Eoin. Eoin picks Windsor up and he gets him in the double under hook backbreaker and Windsor is on the mat holding his back in agony after that move. Rouser gets up and as Eoin is celebrating Rouser gets him in a big sleeper and then he picks him up in the air and he goes to dump him over the top rope but Windsor hits Rouser with the low blow and Rouser drops Eoin in the ring and Windsor kicks Rouser in the stomach and he plants him head into the mat with an implant ddt.
JOSEPH GREER: Big move from your boy!
TOMMY ONIONS: Shut your jealous mouth.
Shane picks Soothsayer up by the head and gets him in a shoulder breaker and then dumps his body down onto the mat. Shane puts his hands up in the air and out of nowhere Jaguar runs at him but Shane moves out of the way and he tosses him into the ropes and when Jaguar comes running back Shane catches him in a gorilla press slam down on the mat. Soothsayer climbs up to the top rope and he jumps off and hits Jaguar with a Splash. Shane waits for Soothsayer to get up and he kicks him in the stomach and then he puts his head in-between his legs and he lifts up his body and he power bombs Soothsayer down to the canvas. Shane grabs Jaguar by the head and he goes to toss him over the top rope but Jaguar holds onto the ropes and he gets back into the ring.
TOMMY ONIONS: Jaguar won’t lose to moves like that it seems?
JOSEPH GREER: I’m glad that because of what is at stake Shane and Soothsayer are taking it serious.
Riot and Tabitha lock up and Riot gets Tabitha in an arm bar behind her back and Tabitha tries to hit him with an elbow but Riot keeps moving out of the way of Tabitha’s elbows. Riot lifts Tabitha into the air with the arm bar still intact and he slams her down to the mat by tossing her over his back with the arm bar still locked in. Riot let’s go over the arm bar and he gets to his feet and he picks Tabitha up and goes for a standing clothesline but Tabitha ducks and she goes behind Riot and she delivers a DDT. Windsor picks Rouser back up and he kicks him in the stomach numerous times and grabs his arm and he twists it. He then delivers a hook kick to the face of Rouser. Nallo jumps in the air and he knocks Windsor down to the mat with a knee to the face. Eoin climbs up to the top rope and he hits Nallo with a missile dropkick. Nallo crashes down to the mat and he seems knocked out. Eoin goes back up to the top rope and he prepares to jump off but Havok runs over and he pulls Eoin’s legs apart and Eoin straddles the top rope. Havok pushes him off and Eoin falls over the top rope and to the outside.
TOMMY ONIONS: Eoin is gone, and then there were 9.
JOSEPH GREER: Can’t believe Riot and Shane are still in this.
TOMMY ONIONS: True but both look a bit fatigued now.
JOSEPH GREER: And Shane’s got another match later.
Jaguar and Shane lock up and Shane goes to the side of Jaguar and he connects with a Russian leg sweep. Soothsayer gets up to his feet and he rubs the back of his and he looks at Shane and he attempts a kick to the chest but Shane catches his leg and he scoops Soothsayer up and he goes to toss him over the top rope but Jaguar gets up and he kicks Shane in the stomach forcing him to drop Soothsayer. Jaguar grabs Shane by the arm and he yanks him forward and drives his shoulder deep into the shoulder of Shane. He does this again and again until Shane falls to the mat and grasps his shoulder in pain. Soothsayer hits Jaguar with an axe kick that knocks him back down to the canvas. Soothsayer whips Jaguar into the corner and he climbs up and goes to deliver the 10 count punch.
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But at 7 Shane gets up to his feet and he goes behind Soothsayer and he power bombs him off the top rope and down to the canvas. Shane turns around and Jaguar runs at him and spears him down to the mat. Jaguar gets on top of Shane and he gets him in the ultimate punching and he proceeds to knock the crap out of Shane. Jaguar then grabs onto Shane’s arm and he locks in an extended arm bar and Shane screams out in pain and taps frequently but Jaguar keeps the move locked in as Soothsayer watches on.
TOMMY ONIONS: Shane knows he cannot be eliminated by tapping out.
Tabitha has Riot sitting in the corner and she is stomping a mud hole in him. Tabitha keep the boots coming until Riot grabs her legs and he stands up and Riot spins her around and then he catches her in a full nelson slam. Riot goes to the legs of Tabitha and he gets her in the Canadian Maple Leaf. Riot sits on the back of Tabitha and pulls back on his legs and Tabitha screams out in pain as Riot is relentless. Tabitha taps but there is nothing she can do, because you can only be eliminated by tossing the person over the top rope. Riot keeps the move locked in until Havok comes over and kicks Riot in the back of the head knocking him off. Havok grabs Riot by the head and he pulls him to his feet and then he whips him into the ropes and as Riot comes running back Havok slams him down to the mat with a spinning spine buster.
JOSEPH GREER: Havok should be respected Tommy?
TOMMY ONIONS: Riot would be embarrassed to be eliminated by him.
JOSEPH GREER: But he is the future.
Windsor is standing over the fallen Rouser and he is driving his elbow deep into his back and then Nallo comes over and grabs Windsor by the throat and picks him up and then slams him down to the mat. Nallo picks Rouser up and goes for a Northern lights suplex but Rouser knee’s him in the stomach and then he hits him with a DDT.
TOMMY ONIONS: Rouser’s looking strong tonight.
JOSEPH GREER: Will he look strong against the Legacy Champion later?
TOMMY ONIONS: Oh that’s going to be a good match.
JOSEPH GREER: Especially from what happened earlier.
Jaguar finally gets off of Shane and he lets him get up to his feet before he grabs him and takes him back down to the mat with an overheard belly to belly suplex. Jaguar drops a knee into the chest of Shane and he stomps on his head several times before Soothsayer intervenes. Soothsayer stops Jaguar and then he stomps on Shane himself and then he lets Jaguar stomp and they go back and forth taking turns. Soothsayer picks Shane up and he kicks him in the chest, then the back, then he does a spin heel kick to the face that knocks Shane back down to the mat. Jaguar picks Shane up and he unleashes a fury of punches on him and then he picks him up and slams him down to the mat MMA style. Soothsayer runs at the ropes and then he hits the rolling thunder on Shane and he gets up and does a two thumb pose. Havok picks Riot up and he kicks him in the stomach and then he slams his face down into the mat. Havok walks over to the limp body of Tabitha and he pulls her up to her feet and he looks at her and laughs and then slaps her across his face. Tabitha tries to punch Havok but Havok blocks it and he pushes Tabitha down to the canvas. Riot gets back up to his and he runs at Havok and Havok catches him in a flap jack and he tosses him high into the air and Riot crashes back down to the mat. Havok then jumps in the air and hits Riot with a leg drop to the back of his head.
JOSEPH GREER: Ouch that’s got to hurt.
Rouser stands dominate over Nallo and Windsor. Rouser takes both their heads and he goes to smash them together but both men block and they grab Rouser and they get him in a double suplex. Nallo and Windsor now stand over the fallen Rouser and then they break the moment of peace and duke it out with each other. They exchange lefts and rights until Nallo over powers Windsor and he tosses him into the ropes and when Windsor comes back he catches him in a fall away slam. As Soothsayer looks on Jaguar has had enough and he runs and spears Soothsayer down to the mat and he gets him in the mount. Jaguar gets off of Soothsayer and he grabs his legs and he jumps in the air and drops a leg in-between the legs of Soothsayer. Soothsayer rolls away screaming in pain as Jaguar mocks him. Jaguar goes back over to Shane who is struggling to get to his feet and he kicks Shane in the ribs and then gets him in the rack.
TOMMY ONIONS: This kid’s got a lot of balls to stick with these veterans.
JOSEPH GREER: He is the best in my opinion.
Havok stomps away at Riot and then he picks him up and he grabs his arm and then he drives his elbow into it and drives the arm into the mat. Havok gets up and he taunts Riot and then Tabitha runs at him but Havok knocks her back down to the mat with a huge boot to the face. Havok picks Tabitha up and over his head and he goes towards the ropes and he looks like he’s going to dump her but Riot goes up behind Havok and he kicks the back of his legs and Havok drops Tabitha behind him and then Tabitha dropkicks Havok in the back and Havok goes over the top rope and both feet hit the ground.
TOMMY ONIONS: Havok’s out!
JOSEPH GREER: The future is gone.
TOMMY ONIONS: It has to be embarrassing for him, no doubt.
JOSEPH GREER: Ya think? Damn it’s hot in here.
TOMMY ONIONS: Yeah it is.
JOSEPH GREER: I’ll call maintenance and make them turn on the air conditioner.
Nallo picks Windsor up and he grabs him by the head and he kicks him in the stomach and then he drives his knee into his face and he pushes him down to the mat. Rouser gets up to his feet and he goes up behind Nallo and he puts him on his shoulders and Windsor gets up to his feet and he climbs to the top rope and he jumps off and knocks Nallo off of Rouser’s shoulders with a rolling elbow. Nallo crashes to the mat and holds his mask as Windsor slowly gets up to his feet. Rouser picks up Windsor and he puts his head in-between his legs and he hooks his arms and he slams him down to the mat with a tiger suplex.
TOMMY ONIONS: Rouser is looking like a favourite to win this.
As Jaguar keeps the Rack locked in on Shane, Soothsayer gets up and he does a front dropkick to the mask of Jaguar knocking him off of Shane. Soothsayer picks Jaguar up and he grabs his head and he gets in a spinning neck breaker. Shane gets back up to his feet and he is weary so Soothsayer hits him in the face with a few forearms and he pushes him back in to the corner and he grabs his legs and he lifts up and he tries to dump Shane over the top rope but Jaguar goes up behind Soothsayer and he grabs his leg and pulls it out from underneath him and he pulls his leg towards him and he locks in in the ankle lock. Soothsayer screams out in pain and he taps as Jaguar has an insane look on his face.
JOSEPH GREER: He looks a little pissed off.
TOMMY ONIONS: But you can’t win by tapping.
Riot picks Tabitha up and he keeps her in the air in a suplex position for several seconds and then he drops her on her head by turning the move into a brain buster. Riot picks Tabitha up by her head and while he is doing that he hits Tabitha in the back with several forearms and then he whips her into the ropes and when Tabitha comes running back Riot back body drops her over the top rope and Tabitha crashes down on the outside and is gone from the match.
TOMMY ONIONS: Well Tabitha is gone and there is now 7 wrestlers left in the ring.
JOSEPH GREER: It’s winding down….oooh the excitement.
TOMMY ONIONS: Hint of sarcasm?
JOSEPH GREER: Loads.
TOMMY ONIONS: Dylan looks impressed.
Nallo walks over to Riot who is resting on the ropes and he grabs him and tries to take him over the top but Riot holds onto the ropes and he blocks any attempts by Nallo. While Nallo is doing this Rouser goes up behind him and he drives a knee into the back of Nallo. Nallo bounces off the ropes and as he falls backwards he drives an elbow into the face of Rouser and both wrestlers fall to the ground. Riot gets back in the ring and he wipes his head in relief but he doesn’t have much of a break as Windsor comes over and hits him in the chest with hard chops. Windsor goes to whip Riot into the corner turnbuckles but Riot reverses it and he sends Windsor slamming into the turnbuckles. Riot runs at him and he jumps up in the air and he does a body splash but Windsor gets a boot out and it is driven deep into the gut of Riot and Riot falls back and lands on the mat. Windsor climbs up the ropes and he jumps off and hits Riot with an elbow drop off the top rope. Jaguar has the ankle lock in deep on Soothsayer and he keeps the pressure coming as Soothsayer continues to scream out in pain. Shane watches on as Soothsayer did earlier when Jaguar had him in a submission. Then Jaguar let’s go and he turns around and Shane goes for a standing clothesline but Jaguar ducks and he catches Shane in a full nelson and then he tosses him with a full nelson suplex.
JOSEPH GREER: Air conditioner is nice.
TOMMY ONIONS: And so was that full nelson suplex. Jaguar making his name felt here tonight.
JOSEPH GREER: Okay?
TOMMY ONIONS: Yep.
JOSEPH GREER: Good for him.
Jaguar taunts both men and he seems unstoppable. Jaguar picks Shane back up and he grabs him by the hair and then he punches him right in the face. Soothsayer goes behind him and he goes for a kick to the back but Jaguar senses it and he turns around and catches the leg of Soothsayer and he trips Soothsayer’s other leg and knocks Soothsayer down to the mat. Jaguar still has a hold of his leg and he drives an elbow into the leg he has a hold of. Nallo and Rouser both have a hold of each other and are trying to dump each other over the ropes but to no avail. Then Windsor comes running and he knocks both out of the ring and over the top rope.
JOSEPH GREER: Rouser and Nallo eliminated by Windsor, wow!
TOMMY ONIONS: My Frank’s going to win this.
JOSEPH GREER: Well I’ll tell you my pick to win…Jaguar! Just look how he is cleaning house with Soothsayer and Shane.
TOMMY ONIONS: Interesting…I thought you would have picked Soothsayer.
JOSEPH GREER: Oh….shit…well, he’s good but Jaguar is unloading.
Riot goes over to Windsor and he kicks him in the stomach and then hits him in the jaw again and again before lifting him into the air and slamming him back down to the mat. Riot pulls Windsor up to his feet by his head and he hits him across the face again and then Windsor returns the favour and they go back and forth sluggishly. They get slower and slower as they get tired out until both hit each other and fall down to the mat.
TOMMY ONIONS: These two slugging it out is funny.
JOSEPH GREER: Remember Riot was the first entrant in this match.
Shane gets up to his feet and he walks over to Jaguar who is on his knees and Jaguar hits Shane in the stomach with an elbow and Shane bends over and Jaguar reaches back and punches Shane in the face and it knocks him down to the ground. Soothsayer gets up and Jaguar goes up to him and looks like he is going to punch him but Soothsayer puts his hands up and begs for Jaguar not to hit him. Soothsayer signals that the two team up and eliminate Shane. Jaguar agrees and the two men go over to Shane and Soothsayer holds him up and Jaguar kicks and punches the mid-section of Shane until he can’t do it anymore. Jaguar now holds Shane and Soothsayer kicks and punches Shane until he can’t do it anymore. Jaguar grabs Shane and he puts his head in-between his legs and he lifts up his body for a pile driver and Soothsayer spikes Shane and they connect with the double spike pile driver.
TOMMY ONIONS: Some excellent team work between Jaguar and Soothsayer, even though Shane is Soothsayer’s tag partner.
JOSEPH GREER: Once again it shows how important it is to win this match; Soothsayer and Shane but also Riot and Windsor trying to do everything to win this match.
TOMMY ONIONS: You seem to be a bit sour tonight.
JOSEPH GREER: Sour?
TOMMY ONIONS: Yeah I said it.
Riot and Windsor both get up to their feet and they again battle it out wearily until Soothsayer see’s enough and he calls Jaguar over and they knock Riot down to the mat with a double clothesline. Jaguar picks Windsor up and he dumps him over the top rope and Soothsayer kicks Jaguar and tries to knock him over the top rope but Jaguar holds on and hits Soothsayer with a kick of his own.
TOMMY ONIONS: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
JOSEPH GREER: Your boy has gone!
TOMMY ONIONS: Done to the final 4, Jaguar, Soothsayer, Riot and Shane.
JOSEPH GREER: Either Jaguar or Soothsayer, Shane has about had it and Riot well he’s no match for these guys.
TOMMY ONIONS: It’s still anybody’s game really, but exhaustion has to be playing a factor right now.
Jaguar hits and kicks Soothsayer any way that he can as he tries to back off of the ropes. Jaguar knocks Soothsayer back and Soothsayer stumbles around so Jaguar runs at him and connects with a dropkick that knocks him down to the mat. Riot then hits Jaguar with a dropkick of his own. Shane is in the corner struggling to get to his feet. Soothsayer gets up to his feet and him and Riot both go to punch each other but they back off and they lay into Jaguar kicking him in the back and ribs as he tries to get up to his feet. Soothsayer runs at Shane who is sitting in the corner and he hits him with the bronco buster. Meanwhile Riot picks Jaguar up and he puts him in the corner and he hits him in the chests with several chops until Jaguar grabs Riot and he turns him around and he slams Riot into the corner and punches and kicks him and then he stops and tries to gain some energy as Riot lowers his head in pain. Soothsayer picks Shane up and he does a spin heel kick into his chest and then he whips him into the ropes and when Shane comes running back he grabs the back of his head and he tosses him into the ropes and Shane goes over them but he holds onto the ropes and he puts himself back into the ring and Soothsayer is totally unaware.
TOMMY ONIONS: Close for Shane, he was almost gone.
JOSEPH GREER: Whoopity doo.
Shane goes back into the corner and he rests as Soothsayer goes over to Jaguar and he goes up behind him and he lifts him in the air and slams him down to the mat with a back suplex. As Soothsayer gets up to his feet he is soon knocked back down by Riot as he runs out of the corner and clotheslines Soothsayer down to the mat. Riot falls down to his knees and now not one single man is on his feet. The crowd cheers and tries to get behind them all to get back up and fight some more but they are all plagued by exhaustion and pain. Jaguar grabs Soothsayer and he whips him into the ropes and as he comes back Jaguar catches him in the tilt-a-whirl driver and he slams Soothsayer down to the mat and Jaguar attempts to get up but he is too tired and hurt. As he is on one knee Riot slowly walks over to him and he kicks him in the mouth and that knocks Jaguar down to the mat. Shane manages to get up and he picks up the fallen Soothsayer and he kicks him in the stomach and he puts his head in-between his legs and he hooks his arms and then he slams Soothsayer’s head down into the mat with a huge DDT. Riot goes up behind Shane and he knee’s him in the back and then he grabs his head and drops him down to the mat with a reverse DDT. Jaguar grabs onto the ropes and he pulls himself up to his feet and he surveys the ring where not one man is standing except himself. Jaguar taunts the crowd with the little energy he has left and then he goes to pick Soothsayer up but Soothsayer catches him with a low blow and then Soothsayer pops up and he does a spin heel kick into the face of Jaguar and Jaguar stumbles backwards and he goes over the top rope and both feet hit the ground.
TOMMY ONIONS: There goes your favourite, Joseph. Jaguar is gone and it’s down to three men; Soothsayer, Riot and Shane.
JOSEPH GREER: Soothsayer all the way, he has to win this. I wouldn’t want it any other way.
TOMMY ONIONS: All three men have equal chances the way I see it right now.
JOSEPH GREER: Oh and remember now Jaguar has a shot at the RSW World Tag Championship at Riot Rules with a partner of his choice.
TOMMY ONIONS: True.
Riot gets up and he pushes Soothsayer into the corner and Soothsayer hits and bounces off and walks backwards and Riot grabs his head and slams him down to the mat with a reverse suplex. Shane gets up to his feet and he shakes his head as he attempts to stand up straight but it’s short lived as Riot knocks him back down with a vicious super kick. Soothsayer gets up and Riot grabs him and goes for a hip toss but Soothsayer reverses it and Soothsayer hip tosses Riot up and over the top rope. The crowd goes nuts in booing Soothsayer as their favourite Riot has been eliminated
JOSEPH GREER: Can’t believe Riot has been eliminated but Soothsayer’s my boy!
TOMMY ONIONS: And then there were two; Soothsayer and Shane. Riot has been eliminated…I’m a little disappointed I thought he would have had a good chance to win this thing.
JOSEPH GREER: Soothsayer all the way, it’s how it’s going to be no doubt about it.
TOMMY ONIONS: Riot has earned himself a shot at the RSW Anarchy Champion at Riot Rules!!
JOSEPH GREER: And remember both Shane and Soothsayer will be teaming later tonight for the RSW Tag Championship!
Soothsayer gets up and he has a cheesy grin as the crowd boo’s him. Soothsayer picks Shane up and he hits him with several uppercuts that knock him down to the mat. Soothsayer whips Shane into the corner and then he runs at him and does a monkey flip and it slams Shane down to the mat. Soothsayer picks Shane up and then he power slams him down to the mat and Soothsayer climbs up to the top rope and he jumps off and hits a cross body block down onto Shane. Soothsayer bounces off of him and lands near him holding his stomach. Soothsayer eventually gets up and poses to the crowd but as he is doing so Havok jumps the barrier and runs into the ring and hits him in the head with a chair and Soothsayer is knocked out cold. Security drags Havok out of the ring. After a while Shane gets up to his feet and he picks Soothsayer up and dumps his lifeless body over the top rope and the bell rings.
JOSEPH GREER: No damn it…Havok ruined everything!
TOMMY ONIONS: Well either way Shane has won the match.
JOSEPH GREER: Shane is the number one contender for Dylan’s RSW World Heavyweight Championship.TOMMY ONIONS: He takes on Dylan at XHF’s Night of Champions!
JOSEPH GREER: Don’t forget Soothsayer’s shot at the RSW Legacy Championship at Riot Rules.
Soothsayer is motionless on the outside as Shane celebrates in the ring. Dylan stands up and looks directly at Shane. Shane notices him and points at him. Soothsayer is slowly getting to his feet as Dylan walks passed him and up the ramp way.
TOMMY ONIONS: So this is just the opening match.
JOSEPH GREER: How do we follow this? Two title matches and Dylan versus D that’s how!
