Post by James Raymond on Jul 26, 2018 23:29:12 GMT -5
The scene begins at a restaurant where we see James, Maverick and Hanna at a table awaiting their food to arrive. Maverick takes a quick puff of his vape, before putting it back in his pocket. James pulls out his phone and goes on Twitter and Hanna is rubbing her hands together.
Maverick: So, Guns are 'Priority Number One'. How do we deal with such a team that's been together for over 10 fucking years?
James Raymond: To be quite honest, I don't even fucking know! Like, they've been Tag Team Champions like 4 or 5 times by now, right? They have a fucking bear. A fucking bear! And that bear is more over than anyone else in the fucking company! Fuck Mongo, this bear should be fucking owner of the whole damn thing!
Maverick: James, shut the fuck up. You do know he watches this shit?
James Raymond: He does?
Maverick: Yeah, he watches every single one.
James looks straight at the camera and sticks his two middle fingers up to it as a message for Mongo The Destroyer, fucking dickhead.
Maverick: If we get jobbed, I know who to fucking blame. Anyway, back to Guns and Bears. Goldbear is already on the show anyway for his title.
Hanna Rockford: Wait... The bear has a championship?
Maverick: Yeah, and we don't so that says something.
Hanna Rockford: It says you two are fucking shit.
James Raymond: ...
Maverick: Thanks babe.
Hanna Rockford: Babe, you haven't won a match in months. Same goes for you, James. Babe, you drew but you didn't win. A draw can't win you the Tag Team Championships, and you can't steal these ones!
Maverick: I know I fucking can't! I got annoyed that night.
James Raymond: What happens if you get annoyed on Sunday?
Maverick: I don't fucking know! Just walk away.
Hanna Rockford: You... Walking away? Not the first time.
Maverick: What does that mean?
Hanna Rockford: You walked away from me a few days after we got together to do shit here in AWF and for the XHF and I barely saw you for months. When you came back in March I had to go with you so you wouldn't walk away from me again.
James Raymond: Damn.
Maverick: Fair enough.
James Raymond: Back to the subject at hand, again. We need The Guns to be off their ga-
Just before James can finish his sentence, Maverick's phone goes off and it is a tweet that reads "The Guns are missing!"
Maverick: The Guns are missing?
James Raymond: They're what?
Maverick: Oh, sorry... Did your dumbass head not hear me? I said The Guns are missing!
James Raymond: I know what you said but... They're missing?
Hanna Rockford: So, what does that mean for the Tag Team Championship match?
Maverick: The GUN Show is still happening, but it's pushed to a Saturday.
James Raymond: So, we're facing Magnus and the Intern dressed as Venom and Mueller?
Maverick: Possibly.
James Raymond: You do know we're going to kill them if they step up to us.
Maverick: Yep. Regardless if it's Fake Venom and Mueller or the Real Venom and Mueller, we are going to win, without a shadow of a doubt.
James Raymond: What if we don't?
Maverick: We will. I'm not ending up like you and giving up at the end of it all. I'm looking for a victory though it all. If The Guns can't show themselves, titles are stripped from them. Hopefully, they are handed to us if that does happen.
James Raymond: But, if The Guns show up...
Maverick: Give them a fight they can't forget.
The scene changes to James sitting outside The XHF Arena, his bags beside him as he watches the cars and people go past him. This is a night that James has been wanting for so long, a history making night. The XHF Tag Team Championships have only changed hands once in Night of Champions history.
James Raymond: It's right here, I'll change the course of history. Guns, you may have won those Tag Team Championships 5 times but that don't mean shit. Night of Champions 2 was the last time the title changed hands at an event like this, and that was in March of 2003. So, it has taken 15 years for a history making title change. And there's no team better to do it other than The New Age Killers.
He stands up and places his bags against the wall he sat by
James Raymond: Venom, James. You two ain't strangers to singles titles either! You both won the XHF World Heavyweight Championship, of course, it's a mighty achievement to hold such a prestigious prize. But, does anyone care about that piece of shit title anymore? Is it even relevant? No, not one bit. Why bring it up? Not a lot of people dig deep into the history books, and sometimes, you'll be surprised to see what you find. They're both former X*Crown Champions as well! Very nice!
James Raymond: I had my chance at a World Championship, unexpected that I was getting one but, I got one. I failed but after such a war with Anomoly, could you blame me? I also had my chance at the X-Crown, I'm technically in the history books of the X-Crown... as one of the guys who lost to a new champion. But, that don't mean shit either.
James Raymond: Venom and James Mueller. You two have, for sure, outdone us with multiple championship victories and being 5 time Tag Team Champions as well. We may not be winning World Titles or X-Crowns. We may not even be winning matches at all! But, we are defiantly not giving up. We will fight for those Tag Team Championships. We will go to war for those Tag Team Championships. We will win.
James Raymond: We are going to make you look like the fools you are, embarrass you two. Everyone will mock you for losing to a team that only wrestled one match before their Tag Team title shot. Imagine losing to two guys who haven't won a single match since before The XHF Rumble. How bad would that feel? How bad would the reputation be left on you two?
James Raymond: So, go kill your pigs. Pretend you are in hiding. Once you come out, we will be waiting. We will send you back into hiding with shame holding your heads down, because everyone will know the names of James Raymond and Maverick. Everyone will remember The New Age Killers.
James Raymond: Long Live The N.A.K, Guns.
Maverick: So, Guns are 'Priority Number One'. How do we deal with such a team that's been together for over 10 fucking years?
James Raymond: To be quite honest, I don't even fucking know! Like, they've been Tag Team Champions like 4 or 5 times by now, right? They have a fucking bear. A fucking bear! And that bear is more over than anyone else in the fucking company! Fuck Mongo, this bear should be fucking owner of the whole damn thing!
Maverick: James, shut the fuck up. You do know he watches this shit?
James Raymond: He does?
Maverick: Yeah, he watches every single one.
James looks straight at the camera and sticks his two middle fingers up to it as a message for Mongo The Destroyer, fucking dickhead.
Maverick: If we get jobbed, I know who to fucking blame. Anyway, back to Guns and Bears. Goldbear is already on the show anyway for his title.
Hanna Rockford: Wait... The bear has a championship?
Maverick: Yeah, and we don't so that says something.
Hanna Rockford: It says you two are fucking shit.
James Raymond: ...
Maverick: Thanks babe.
Hanna Rockford: Babe, you haven't won a match in months. Same goes for you, James. Babe, you drew but you didn't win. A draw can't win you the Tag Team Championships, and you can't steal these ones!
Maverick: I know I fucking can't! I got annoyed that night.
James Raymond: What happens if you get annoyed on Sunday?
Maverick: I don't fucking know! Just walk away.
Hanna Rockford: You... Walking away? Not the first time.
Maverick: What does that mean?
Hanna Rockford: You walked away from me a few days after we got together to do shit here in AWF and for the XHF and I barely saw you for months. When you came back in March I had to go with you so you wouldn't walk away from me again.
James Raymond: Damn.
Maverick: Fair enough.
James Raymond: Back to the subject at hand, again. We need The Guns to be off their ga-
Just before James can finish his sentence, Maverick's phone goes off and it is a tweet that reads "The Guns are missing!"
Maverick: The Guns are missing?
James Raymond: They're what?
Maverick: Oh, sorry... Did your dumbass head not hear me? I said The Guns are missing!
James Raymond: I know what you said but... They're missing?
Hanna Rockford: So, what does that mean for the Tag Team Championship match?
Maverick: The GUN Show is still happening, but it's pushed to a Saturday.
James Raymond: So, we're facing Magnus and the Intern dressed as Venom and Mueller?
Maverick: Possibly.
James Raymond: You do know we're going to kill them if they step up to us.
Maverick: Yep. Regardless if it's Fake Venom and Mueller or the Real Venom and Mueller, we are going to win, without a shadow of a doubt.
James Raymond: What if we don't?
Maverick: We will. I'm not ending up like you and giving up at the end of it all. I'm looking for a victory though it all. If The Guns can't show themselves, titles are stripped from them. Hopefully, they are handed to us if that does happen.
James Raymond: But, if The Guns show up...
Maverick: Give them a fight they can't forget.
The scene changes to James sitting outside The XHF Arena, his bags beside him as he watches the cars and people go past him. This is a night that James has been wanting for so long, a history making night. The XHF Tag Team Championships have only changed hands once in Night of Champions history.
James Raymond: It's right here, I'll change the course of history. Guns, you may have won those Tag Team Championships 5 times but that don't mean shit. Night of Champions 2 was the last time the title changed hands at an event like this, and that was in March of 2003. So, it has taken 15 years for a history making title change. And there's no team better to do it other than The New Age Killers.
He stands up and places his bags against the wall he sat by
James Raymond: Venom, James. You two ain't strangers to singles titles either! You both won the XHF World Heavyweight Championship, of course, it's a mighty achievement to hold such a prestigious prize. But, does anyone care about that piece of shit title anymore? Is it even relevant? No, not one bit. Why bring it up? Not a lot of people dig deep into the history books, and sometimes, you'll be surprised to see what you find. They're both former X*Crown Champions as well! Very nice!
James Raymond: I had my chance at a World Championship, unexpected that I was getting one but, I got one. I failed but after such a war with Anomoly, could you blame me? I also had my chance at the X-Crown, I'm technically in the history books of the X-Crown... as one of the guys who lost to a new champion. But, that don't mean shit either.
James Raymond: Venom and James Mueller. You two have, for sure, outdone us with multiple championship victories and being 5 time Tag Team Champions as well. We may not be winning World Titles or X-Crowns. We may not even be winning matches at all! But, we are defiantly not giving up. We will fight for those Tag Team Championships. We will go to war for those Tag Team Championships. We will win.
James Raymond: We are going to make you look like the fools you are, embarrass you two. Everyone will mock you for losing to a team that only wrestled one match before their Tag Team title shot. Imagine losing to two guys who haven't won a single match since before The XHF Rumble. How bad would that feel? How bad would the reputation be left on you two?
James Raymond: So, go kill your pigs. Pretend you are in hiding. Once you come out, we will be waiting. We will send you back into hiding with shame holding your heads down, because everyone will know the names of James Raymond and Maverick. Everyone will remember The New Age Killers.
James Raymond: Long Live The N.A.K, Guns.
