Post by James Raymond on Jul 28, 2018 16:28:05 GMT -5
The scene opens in a bar in Minnesota. Just a few hours before Night of Champions IX, where James sits at the bar with a pint glass of water. A man approaches James and pus his hand on his shoulder, it's one of the bartenders that's cleaning up some tables.
Bartender: Can I help you to a drink, sir?
James Raymond: Um... No, I'm perfectly fine for now.
Bartender: Okay sir.
The bartender goes back to cleaning the tables, no one else is in the bar except for James and the bartender. Once again, the bartender walks over to James and grabs his attention.
Bartender: Can I just say that I am a big fan of your work, I love watching you wrestle. You're no Rob Arnold but I love your skills in the ring, they're unique!
James Raymond: Really? I never had a fan of mine come up and say that to me. I am humbled by your comments, young lad.
Bartender: Thank you! Free drinks on me.
James Raymond: You don't need to do that.
Bartender: I do, it's on me.
James Raymond: Thank you. Hey, take a seat. You're going to listen to a promo... live and unscripted, as the old saying goes. What's your name, kid?
Bartender: My name's Steven.
James Raymond: Steven. Great name. So, will you be my interviewer?
Steven L. Jefferies: I would love to!
Steven fixes his shirt as the camera looks over at him.
Steven L. Jefferies: Hello everyone. I am Steven L. Jefferies and today I will be interviewing the man, myth and future legend... James Raymond!
James gives himself a round of applause since they're the only people in the bar
James Raymond: Woooo! It's nice to be here in... this place!
Steven L. Jefferies: Today is the day! Night of Champions is today! After a successful Week of Gold with all federations in the XHF Network, you kick off the Night of Champions PPV for the XHF Tag Team Championship. With Maverick by your side for another round of chaos, will we see new Champions?
James Raymond: Oh, you bet your fucking ass there will be new Champions! We will finally silence The Guns, one and for all.
Steven L. Jefferies: Speaking of The Guns, they are at another level than The New Age Killers. A legendary level! How do you even compete with a team like that?
James Raymond: It's as simple as this. The Guns seemed to have gotten this respect because they were the last Tag Team Champions when the XHF shut down and Mongo ran off from the company with his tail between his legs, and remained the Champions since then with a small 5 minute reign, in between those many months, with The Borgs. Look, even if they had 10 plus history and multiple Tag Team Championship reigns, they are complete, normal wrestlers. Just like myself and Maverick. They don't deserve the respect they are given. Yes, they are one of the "Greatest of All Time" but they are nothing compared to The New Age Killers. Absolutely nothing! And, we are going to prove that today! Once The Guns come out of hiding, they will be humiliated! On the spot! Their precious Goldbear isn't going to save them, Magnus isn't going to save them, that stupid intern isn't going to save them. The Guns have run out of ammunition and have nothing left in them.
Steven L. Jefferies: What would be next for N.A.K if they lose?
James Raymond: Losing isn't an option. It's a win/win situation for us. What will I think The Guns will do with their lives when they lose is the question you should be asking.
Steven L. Jefferies: Well, that's all we have for today! James, any last words for The Guns?
James Raymond: Guns, we are going to beat the living shit out you two. How bad? Well, actions... speak louder than words.
James grabs Steven by the collar and tosses him over the tables, he gets on top of him and beats the holy hell out of the poor kid. He gets off the kid and the camera looks down at the beaten, bruised and bloodied Steven before James grabs the camera and shoves it in his face
James Raymond: Long Live. THE N... A... K!!!
Bartender: Can I help you to a drink, sir?
James Raymond: Um... No, I'm perfectly fine for now.
Bartender: Okay sir.
The bartender goes back to cleaning the tables, no one else is in the bar except for James and the bartender. Once again, the bartender walks over to James and grabs his attention.
Bartender: Can I just say that I am a big fan of your work, I love watching you wrestle. You're no Rob Arnold but I love your skills in the ring, they're unique!
James Raymond: Really? I never had a fan of mine come up and say that to me. I am humbled by your comments, young lad.
Bartender: Thank you! Free drinks on me.
James Raymond: You don't need to do that.
Bartender: I do, it's on me.
James Raymond: Thank you. Hey, take a seat. You're going to listen to a promo... live and unscripted, as the old saying goes. What's your name, kid?
Bartender: My name's Steven.
James Raymond: Steven. Great name. So, will you be my interviewer?
Steven L. Jefferies: I would love to!
Steven fixes his shirt as the camera looks over at him.
Steven L. Jefferies: Hello everyone. I am Steven L. Jefferies and today I will be interviewing the man, myth and future legend... James Raymond!
James gives himself a round of applause since they're the only people in the bar
James Raymond: Woooo! It's nice to be here in... this place!
Steven L. Jefferies: Today is the day! Night of Champions is today! After a successful Week of Gold with all federations in the XHF Network, you kick off the Night of Champions PPV for the XHF Tag Team Championship. With Maverick by your side for another round of chaos, will we see new Champions?
James Raymond: Oh, you bet your fucking ass there will be new Champions! We will finally silence The Guns, one and for all.
Steven L. Jefferies: Speaking of The Guns, they are at another level than The New Age Killers. A legendary level! How do you even compete with a team like that?
James Raymond: It's as simple as this. The Guns seemed to have gotten this respect because they were the last Tag Team Champions when the XHF shut down and Mongo ran off from the company with his tail between his legs, and remained the Champions since then with a small 5 minute reign, in between those many months, with The Borgs. Look, even if they had 10 plus history and multiple Tag Team Championship reigns, they are complete, normal wrestlers. Just like myself and Maverick. They don't deserve the respect they are given. Yes, they are one of the "Greatest of All Time" but they are nothing compared to The New Age Killers. Absolutely nothing! And, we are going to prove that today! Once The Guns come out of hiding, they will be humiliated! On the spot! Their precious Goldbear isn't going to save them, Magnus isn't going to save them, that stupid intern isn't going to save them. The Guns have run out of ammunition and have nothing left in them.
Steven L. Jefferies: What would be next for N.A.K if they lose?
James Raymond: Losing isn't an option. It's a win/win situation for us. What will I think The Guns will do with their lives when they lose is the question you should be asking.
Steven L. Jefferies: Well, that's all we have for today! James, any last words for The Guns?
James Raymond: Guns, we are going to beat the living shit out you two. How bad? Well, actions... speak louder than words.
James grabs Steven by the collar and tosses him over the tables, he gets on top of him and beats the holy hell out of the poor kid. He gets off the kid and the camera looks down at the beaten, bruised and bloodied Steven before James grabs the camera and shoves it in his face
James Raymond: Long Live. THE N... A... K!!!
