Joseph Esch (Singles/Enhancement Talent)

[Dylan]

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Name: 

• Joseph Esch (Pronounced Iosif Eck(like when you taste something awfully disgusting))

Nicknames:

• The Amish One / The Man of The Land

Age:

• 35

Theme Song:

• Amish Paradise by "Weird" Al Yankovic

Entrance:

•  "Amish Paradise" plays and Joseph walks out, an axe in his right hand and a big log over his left shoulder. Upon reaching the foot of the ramp, he puts down the log and with a mighty swing, cuts it clean in half with the axe. He lodges the axe in the log and brushes it under the ring, before rolling into the ring and raising his arms for roars from the crowd. 

Face, Heel, Tweener?:

• Face

Hometown: 

• The Wilderness

Weight:

• 380 lbs

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Pic Base: Amish Roadkill

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Personality: 

• Amish... That's it, really. 

Standard Moves: (list 8-10)

• Punch
• Kick
• Clothesline
• Corner Splash
• Powerbomb
• Corner Chops
• Knee Drop
• Neckbreaker

Signatures: (list up to 2)

• Chokeslam
• Double Axe Handle

Finishers: (list up to 2) 

• The Barn Burner (Piledriver) 
• Whispers of the Wilderness (Sitout Side Slam) 

Weaknesses: (2-3)

• Any type of luxury/electric item
• Bears. Absolutely terrified of bears

History/Other Facts:

• Holds record for most wood chopped in an hour (600 pieces) 
• Raises a new barn every week

What Makes Your Wrestler Wild Enough For WRW?:

• THE POWAH OF THE AMISH COMPELS YOU

[Crazy Phil]

please know this guy will not just be a jobber, i fucking love him