Post by Venom 🕷 on Aug 13, 2018 15:50:20 GMT -5
It’s a normal Monday morning in downtown Atlanta. We find ourselves in a busy coffee shop. Monday morning warriors rush in and out with coffee in hand on their way to their weekday jobs. Around the shop people are on their laptops with their frappes and lattes on their tables next to their portable devices as they work remotely. As all these Georgians work and run around in the corner they seem to ignore a giant brown bear laying on a table with his kibbles and bits exposed to the world. In the booth next to the bear sits Venom on his laptop. He scrolls through and through as Mueller walks up with two piping hot coffees and stands over Venom’s shoulder watching the screen.
“Is this the XHF website?”
“Yeah. I’m looking through the archives.”
“What are you looking for?”
“Well the announcement that my mentor was one of the first members of the AXW Hall of Fame made me a little nostalgic for the good ole days.”
“Well did it scratch the itch? Did you find anything good?”
“No actually, it left me wanting more. It seems the archives are incomplete.”
“Of course they are, Mongo is in charge. What else would you expect?”
“Yeah I know. Mongo ruins everything. All I could find was a couple old awards shows, one of which has the first Hall of Fame induction, also Scorpion.”
“That’s cool and all, but that seriously lacks some Guns goodness. Lets find something about us.”
“Well on one of these shows we won best stable.”
“That’s old. I heard the latest AWF and AXW shows have segments that concern us.”
“Eww AWF, really?”
“Yeah, I know, fuck Ohio and that shithole company, but something happened there that concerned us.”
“Can we at least watch the segment from AXW first?”
“Of course.”
Venom searches the site and finds the segment from AXW announcing the tag tournament for a shot at the XHF Championships.
“Well, I know we don’t agree with Mongo on much, but this is a pretty good idea.”
“It’s a great idea. For once we don’t have to just pick whose next in line and people can actually earn a shot, but let’s be real this is can’t be Mongo’s idea,”
“You’re right. I bet that intern Dave came up with the idea and Mongo stole it for himself.”
Venom and Mueller turn and look at the camera, behind them Goldbear II farts.
“Well that really doesn’t have any effect on us for months. What happened in that dump AWF?”
“Let’s find out. I’ll just fast forward through all the dumb shit they call wrestling.”
Venom scrolls through the video of the show and finds an interview with the ICONs members Jack Diamond and Bobby Barrett. They listen as Bobby lays down the challenge to the Guns.
“HAHAHAHAHAHA.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA.”
“Wow, they think they have what it takes to challenge us, huh.”
“Sure seems like it. ICONs, seems like they just want to be the Guns.”
“Yeah, they seem to be looking back through the record books and seeing how the Guns dominated holding all the gold and now they want to do the same.”
“Well it’s too bad for them, they’ve done nothing to deserve a shot at us.”
“What is it with all these teams who think earning singles gold means they are good enough to challenge for the tag team gold?”
“I don’t know, but maybe it’s time we shut up another team who thinks so?”
“No, I think it’s time we made someone earn their spot. It’s time someone earns the chance to face us.”
“What do you have in mind?”
“Well…”
We cut out because we can’t spoil all of our plans.
“Is this the XHF website?”
“Yeah. I’m looking through the archives.”
“What are you looking for?”
“Well the announcement that my mentor was one of the first members of the AXW Hall of Fame made me a little nostalgic for the good ole days.”
“Well did it scratch the itch? Did you find anything good?”
“No actually, it left me wanting more. It seems the archives are incomplete.”
“Of course they are, Mongo is in charge. What else would you expect?”
“Yeah I know. Mongo ruins everything. All I could find was a couple old awards shows, one of which has the first Hall of Fame induction, also Scorpion.”
“That’s cool and all, but that seriously lacks some Guns goodness. Lets find something about us.”
“Well on one of these shows we won best stable.”
“That’s old. I heard the latest AWF and AXW shows have segments that concern us.”
“Eww AWF, really?”
“Yeah, I know, fuck Ohio and that shithole company, but something happened there that concerned us.”
“Can we at least watch the segment from AXW first?”
“Of course.”
Venom searches the site and finds the segment from AXW announcing the tag tournament for a shot at the XHF Championships.
“Well, I know we don’t agree with Mongo on much, but this is a pretty good idea.”
“It’s a great idea. For once we don’t have to just pick whose next in line and people can actually earn a shot, but let’s be real this is can’t be Mongo’s idea,”
“You’re right. I bet that intern Dave came up with the idea and Mongo stole it for himself.”
Venom and Mueller turn and look at the camera, behind them Goldbear II farts.
“Well that really doesn’t have any effect on us for months. What happened in that dump AWF?”
“Let’s find out. I’ll just fast forward through all the dumb shit they call wrestling.”
Venom scrolls through the video of the show and finds an interview with the ICONs members Jack Diamond and Bobby Barrett. They listen as Bobby lays down the challenge to the Guns.
“HAHAHAHAHAHA.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA.”
“Wow, they think they have what it takes to challenge us, huh.”
“Sure seems like it. ICONs, seems like they just want to be the Guns.”
“Yeah, they seem to be looking back through the record books and seeing how the Guns dominated holding all the gold and now they want to do the same.”
“Well it’s too bad for them, they’ve done nothing to deserve a shot at us.”
“What is it with all these teams who think earning singles gold means they are good enough to challenge for the tag team gold?”
“I don’t know, but maybe it’s time we shut up another team who thinks so?”
“No, I think it’s time we made someone earn their spot. It’s time someone earns the chance to face us.”
“What do you have in mind?”
“Well…”
We cut out because we can’t spoil all of our plans.