Post by Dave D-Flipz on Aug 14, 2018 13:42:44 GMT -5
{This was the first in a series I did against Kanyon/Randy in 2005. I enjoyed this work a lot. Kanyon always brought out the best in me}
*The lights go black as blue and red strobes circle the arena. The speakers blast DT whispering, Do you feel trapped? The Xtremetron flashes: One of a Kind. The opening riffs of "Deny Me" by SOiL blare through the speakers. The tron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mic from his promos, and the text Death Trap! in red bubble letters bleeding off the screen.
Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Feelin Trapped? shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on his black leather pants, black boots, and black wristbands. He hops from left leg to right and back twice and laughs evilly. He cracks his neck and steps forward onto the ramp. He throws a left jab right hook and then a big front kick at the air in front of him, each move setting off a pyrotechnic eruption. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade as the chorus rings out along with verse 2.
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp cracking his knuckles and randomly throwing punches every so often at random fans but stops right before he hits them. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including one of the X*Crown title match ending in the Final Judgment and DT raising the belt over his head, one of him sending Harry through the brick wall, one of him tossing Reeshi from the Annihilation Complex, and one of his win over Kanyon for the Phoenix Title however most of the clips are of old ECF victories and it freezes on DT defeating Hardcore Harry and holding up the ECF Title. It zooms in on the ECF Title and lights up saying The legend continues! The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat. He tosses the hat onto the timekeepers table. He slides into the ring and stretches on the ropes as he did before on the barricade. He pulls of the shirt, shades, and necklace and rolls them out of the ring. He gets in the center of the ring and does another jab, hook, kick combo and stretches his arms as the crowd boos. He leaps to the middle rope. He looks out over the crowd and then flips them off. He laughs evilly and raises his arms in a cross. He leaps to the center of the ring and looks off to one side as the tron flashes his picture.
He walks to the back of the ring near the timekeepers table and leans on the ropes, arms crossed. He grabs a mic and begins to speak*
: I'm here today to talk to you about a menace hat is running rampant in the XHF. I've been doing some high quality detective work into one of your beloved XHF stars.You'd be surprised at how amazingly pathetic and unfit he is. I am of course talking about your commissioner wannabe, Christopher Q. Kanyon ... er ... Chris Kanyon.
*boos*
: Chris Kanyon recently campaigned to become commissioner of XHF. But ... is he really qualified to be a high ranking official of this company? Well my investigation will surprise you. Let me start with my findings on his shady doings. Kanyon first of all is a purely incompetant man only good for fighting. Chris Kanyon is a joke when it comes to knowing what to do. Where better to start on this look into the man who would be commish than with the associates. Kanyon has his own little business group there he likes to call Kanyon Incorporated. This corporation is supposed to be the main support for the "lovable" Chris Kanyon. But let's face facts. Why exactly does a mere wrestler need a faction of useless people? Why does a man who is no more than a wrestler need a group of people to do his bidding? Well the answer lies in Chris himself. Chris was just a fighter when KI formed. KI was his project. He built it up with people who he thought might be able to produce in the future. He took in a manager, and two fighters who were currently recovering from injuries. Did this new team do any good? No. In fact all the two fighters were good for were interfering in his matches to allow him to get personal gain. Now that isn't what a corporate group is supposed to do. However when he started having asperations to go political he needed his group finally.
*he pauses as the Xtreme Tron shows a picture of Kanyon on the campaign trail*
: Each member was brought in for a reason. Nicole Bass was originally brought in for sheer strength. It was an added bonus that she was GQ Money's girlfriend and her face alone could cause any foe of Kanyon's to scream, wet themselves, and faint in sheer terror of the beast. However she was no longer needed. What you ask happened to her?
*A picture comes up of Nicole in a wheelchair ... her face is blurred out ... for all our sakes*
: Nicole was dumped out of the Incorporation unceremoniously and now is a paraplegic and will never walk again. Her career is ruined all due to Kanyon.
*GQ Money now appears on the tron*
: Now to the manager of the illustrious Kanyon Inc. GQ Money. Let's take an in depth look. GQ Money is obviously only there for stupid reasons. WHat the hell is his name anyhow? General Quail? Giant Quirk? Pfft I don't trust anyone who's name is only abbreviations or initials. Hell he even addresses Kanyon, his employer as CK not Mr. Kanyon. Personally I would like respect out of my employees not disobedience. But what is GQ good for. He is horrible at distracting people, he can't fight or hurt someone. He is too cowardly to do anything really. Hell all I had to do was run towards him and he pissed himself like a child with an overactive bladder and imagination, all it took was a spook. Man that's not good help. Well it's obvious. GQ is most definitely all of these following things to Chris Kanyon. Wardrobe advisor. Chris is obviously too stupid to figure out the difference between a suit, a shirt, and shorts. Hell he'd probably wrestle in tennis shoes or cleats and a tutu if left to his own design. GQ plans out all of his outfits for him so Kanyon keeps from being embarrassed by his own lack of fashion sense. GQ also handles all the money. Hell it's his name. And by handles I mean he holds it, because GQ is also incompetant and can't count or anything useful of that nature. But the most important purpose was realized in the recent campaign trail and even just before Kanyon's identity crisis. GQ is his the man who makes Kanyon appealing to the homosexual and unevolved primate factions of the world. GQ is obviously not right in that department as he dresses in fruity outfits, colors that would make even a blind, deaf, gay man yell out, "DEAR CHRIST THAT'S BAD!" and he obviously has an affectionate relationship with the she-males, beasts, and gorillas of the world since he was in close relations with Nicole Bass and didn't puke. However like Kanyon, GQ is unstable and tried to blame his problems and aggression on a scapegoat ... the lovable Ryan "Wombat" Stevens. A man lost in a fantasy who just wants his "don't sue the XHF check." And he tried to get rid of Wombat. However even the timid, tame, loserific Wombat kicked his lilly ass all over the ring and made him look about as adept as a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
*The picture switches to Obsidian.*
: Next we have Obsidian. Obsidian is a former wrestler who was injured in a car accident and Kanyon took under his wing hoping that a healed Obsi would pay off for him by helping him win matches. However he proved to be surprisingly incompetant ... see a theme? Obsidian would just as soon spend an entire day doing nothing but eating nachos than anything else. In fact he is the only man I know who can down more nachos than my old pal Jimmy Fat. Obsidian is not there for his charm, or his mind as he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact, his idea of revenge is stale nachos ... not fun but not very logical either. But what good is he to Kanyon? Well it's quite simple. Despite being injured and out of practice he was MEANT to be the muscle. He is good with his mat skills and makes for a good interference and distraction. Of course he is the popularity of Kanyon Inc when it comes to everything else. He's likable and that's the image Chris wants portrayed even though it isn't a trademark of KI. He's actually a nice guy. Too bad he's braindead. But it leads you to wonder ... why is he hanging around with people who don't respect him?
*The image flops to La Parka*
: When in need of assistance, GQ went out and got the chairman of Kanyon Inc. However he again showed his imbecilic tendencies and hired La Parka. La Parka as you all know is a retired wrestler and air guitar chair expert. He was called in for some strategy and extra insurance ... but he only speaks Spanish so nobody understands him. The man has some good ideas but the wasting of his talent has rotted his brain and made him just like the rest of KI. He would rather be hitting on the ladies and dancing in a crappy Latino club than in the ring or on the campaign trail. Kanyon obviously uses him for his weaponry, his signature chair. He is nothing more than a tool used to help Kanyon cheat those deserving of wins out of them. He recently used La Parka's chair on me after FAKING an injury and waiting until I was almost out of the arena. However Kanyon has a dirty secret. La Parka is only with him because he appeals to the Latino nations of the world and to some blind or stupid women. He is the dance expert of the group ... but ... La Parka is an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!!
*boos*
: That's right! He is one of those dirty Mexicans who comes just to steal your jobs that you need to support your family because he wants money for tacos and guns to go blow people's heads off with! He is responsible for stealing your money for pension, stealing your money for social security, stealing your jobs and your rights, and causing you undue anguish! La Parka is a menace to society but through no fault of his own as he is simply misunderstood. Make a stand. Boycott Kanyon and his cronies! Save your dollars from this Hispanic Hater of Historic USA's glorious green taxpayer dollars!
*The image now flips to Jill*
: Here is the kicker. He was so sure he wormed his way into the commissionership that ol' Christoph Kanyonski ... er Kanyon ... hired a secretary. He had great plans for the lovely Jill. She would be his love slave. That's right Kanyon also likes to degrade women and is a womanizer. He wanted her for the sex that usually accompanies a boss/secretary relationship ... unless of course you're Mongo and your love affair is with a title belt, a Whopper, and a Coca-Cola. However once he lost he knew he had to keep her on board or face the extent of the law ... again ... "Commissioner" Kanyon decided he would simply use her. Now she simply takes his calls, notes, etc. Her main use is to translate the now defunctional La Parka's speech. Of course Parka also likes to hit on her. However it is obvious she is the real brains and beauty behind Kanyon Inc. Too bad Kanyon doesn't see that. Women unite, stop the tyranny and sexism of Christopher Hit ... Kanyon ... not Hitler ...
*The tron clicks to a group picture of Kanyon Inc. minus Curtis ... he comes later*
: Now this is an "organization" who swears they are out for the good of all XHF should their noble ... note the sarcasm ... leader be instated as commish. But Kanyon Inc isn't for the good of society. It's a hateful front of discrimination in the XHF that if brought to power will corrupt the biz even more and give Chris all the stuff he wants and stop EVERYONE else from gaining anything. He could sign any match he wants! If he is able to defeat me at XI ... er ... *sigh* Terminal Velocity *said in a mocking tone* then he will be one step closer to gaining his choke hold on the company and running it into the ground as the KIF, Kanyon Inc. Federation. Only Mongo is safe and only because he can fire Kanyon which is precisely why his team is going out of their way to stick their heads up Mongo's ass in support! He cannot be allowed to topple me and get on Mongo's good side. Fight the conspiracy.
*he pauses to rally the troops*
: Kanyon is not the man to be in power and I can stop him. Don't worry about having me in power, because that isn't even a possibility with Mongo's overbearing presence. Focus on CK. He is unfit. Why does he keep KI around? Because each one has a talent he doesn't. He isn't capable of fighting on his own, so he has La Parka's weapons, Jill's ability to study things, Obsidian's distracting personality and GQ's politics. he isn't capable of succeeding on his own. Fight the power. This concludes my first rally here in this lovely XHF arena ... remember ... you all may deny me ...
*he pauses as CK appears on the tron*
: But he ... will deny YOU. He will deny all. Be a Believer, don't follow the deceiver ... don't be denied. Put your support with the Master of Puppets ... and count on me to make sure his plans suffer ... a major Fallout Effect ...
*Death Trap laughs evilly into the mic before flipping it over his head out of the ring. He raises his arms in a cross as the chorus of Deny Me hits. He rolls out of the ring and puts his shirt and necklace on. He puts the shades in his hat then puts the hat on his head. He flips off the timekeeper before turning to go up the ramp. The tron rolls another loop of clips of DT exiting the arena, in his corvette, giving the cross over his head, and the text Judgment has been passed. DT gets to the top of the ramp and stops. He looks over his shoulder at the arena, shakes his head and exits. *
Grand Kanyon (An Anti-KYon Campaign); Debate 1: Associates - A Death Trap RP
*The lights go black as blue and red strobes circle the arena. The speakers blast DT whispering, Do you feel trapped? The Xtremetron flashes: One of a Kind. The opening riffs of "Deny Me" by SOiL blare through the speakers. The tron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mic from his promos, and the text Death Trap! in red bubble letters bleeding off the screen.
"Tell me does your pride bleed when you see me succeed? Is that the gist of your story? Now you had best get used to it Cause I ain't about to quit, And I'm just now getting started."
Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Feelin Trapped? shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on his black leather pants, black boots, and black wristbands. He hops from left leg to right and back twice and laughs evilly. He cracks his neck and steps forward onto the ramp. He throws a left jab right hook and then a big front kick at the air in front of him, each move setting off a pyrotechnic eruption. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade as the chorus rings out along with verse 2.
"Shame me, claim me or deceive me. You grow sick every time you hear me say believe me. Every time I get one foot up You want to tear it down. You deny me! Deceiver! Every time I get one foot up you tear it down, knock it down, tear it down. Believer! Deny me! I feel your hand on my throat As well as the knife in my back, And the whole time you keep smiling. What is your reason for this? Why won't your hate just quit? Life would better if you weren't struggling"
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp cracking his knuckles and randomly throwing punches every so often at random fans but stops right before he hits them. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including one of the X*Crown title match ending in the Final Judgment and DT raising the belt over his head, one of him sending Harry through the brick wall, one of him tossing Reeshi from the Annihilation Complex, and one of his win over Kanyon for the Phoenix Title however most of the clips are of old ECF victories and it freezes on DT defeating Hardcore Harry and holding up the ECF Title. It zooms in on the ECF Title and lights up saying The legend continues! The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat. He tosses the hat onto the timekeepers table. He slides into the ring and stretches on the ropes as he did before on the barricade. He pulls of the shirt, shades, and necklace and rolls them out of the ring. He gets in the center of the ring and does another jab, hook, kick combo and stretches his arms as the crowd boos. He leaps to the middle rope. He looks out over the crowd and then flips them off. He laughs evilly and raises his arms in a cross. He leaps to the center of the ring and looks off to one side as the tron flashes his picture.
"(Believer!) What's wrong with your world? Doesn't taste the same as mine. Aren't the shades the same as mine? Pain, Agony, Regret, Fear; Just dreams whisked away, taken away. So now does your pride still bleed Every time that I succeed? Now that you know that I'll keep trying, Can your weak mind digest All that I'm feeding it?"
He walks to the back of the ring near the timekeepers table and leans on the ropes, arms crossed. He grabs a mic and begins to speak*
: I'm here today to talk to you about a menace hat is running rampant in the XHF. I've been doing some high quality detective work into one of your beloved XHF stars.You'd be surprised at how amazingly pathetic and unfit he is. I am of course talking about your commissioner wannabe, Christopher Q. Kanyon ... er ... Chris Kanyon.
*boos*
: Chris Kanyon recently campaigned to become commissioner of XHF. But ... is he really qualified to be a high ranking official of this company? Well my investigation will surprise you. Let me start with my findings on his shady doings. Kanyon first of all is a purely incompetant man only good for fighting. Chris Kanyon is a joke when it comes to knowing what to do. Where better to start on this look into the man who would be commish than with the associates. Kanyon has his own little business group there he likes to call Kanyon Incorporated. This corporation is supposed to be the main support for the "lovable" Chris Kanyon. But let's face facts. Why exactly does a mere wrestler need a faction of useless people? Why does a man who is no more than a wrestler need a group of people to do his bidding? Well the answer lies in Chris himself. Chris was just a fighter when KI formed. KI was his project. He built it up with people who he thought might be able to produce in the future. He took in a manager, and two fighters who were currently recovering from injuries. Did this new team do any good? No. In fact all the two fighters were good for were interfering in his matches to allow him to get personal gain. Now that isn't what a corporate group is supposed to do. However when he started having asperations to go political he needed his group finally.
*he pauses as the Xtreme Tron shows a picture of Kanyon on the campaign trail*
: Each member was brought in for a reason. Nicole Bass was originally brought in for sheer strength. It was an added bonus that she was GQ Money's girlfriend and her face alone could cause any foe of Kanyon's to scream, wet themselves, and faint in sheer terror of the beast. However she was no longer needed. What you ask happened to her?
*A picture comes up of Nicole in a wheelchair ... her face is blurred out ... for all our sakes*
: Nicole was dumped out of the Incorporation unceremoniously and now is a paraplegic and will never walk again. Her career is ruined all due to Kanyon.
*GQ Money now appears on the tron*
: Now to the manager of the illustrious Kanyon Inc. GQ Money. Let's take an in depth look. GQ Money is obviously only there for stupid reasons. WHat the hell is his name anyhow? General Quail? Giant Quirk? Pfft I don't trust anyone who's name is only abbreviations or initials. Hell he even addresses Kanyon, his employer as CK not Mr. Kanyon. Personally I would like respect out of my employees not disobedience. But what is GQ good for. He is horrible at distracting people, he can't fight or hurt someone. He is too cowardly to do anything really. Hell all I had to do was run towards him and he pissed himself like a child with an overactive bladder and imagination, all it took was a spook. Man that's not good help. Well it's obvious. GQ is most definitely all of these following things to Chris Kanyon. Wardrobe advisor. Chris is obviously too stupid to figure out the difference between a suit, a shirt, and shorts. Hell he'd probably wrestle in tennis shoes or cleats and a tutu if left to his own design. GQ plans out all of his outfits for him so Kanyon keeps from being embarrassed by his own lack of fashion sense. GQ also handles all the money. Hell it's his name. And by handles I mean he holds it, because GQ is also incompetant and can't count or anything useful of that nature. But the most important purpose was realized in the recent campaign trail and even just before Kanyon's identity crisis. GQ is his the man who makes Kanyon appealing to the homosexual and unevolved primate factions of the world. GQ is obviously not right in that department as he dresses in fruity outfits, colors that would make even a blind, deaf, gay man yell out, "DEAR CHRIST THAT'S BAD!" and he obviously has an affectionate relationship with the she-males, beasts, and gorillas of the world since he was in close relations with Nicole Bass and didn't puke. However like Kanyon, GQ is unstable and tried to blame his problems and aggression on a scapegoat ... the lovable Ryan "Wombat" Stevens. A man lost in a fantasy who just wants his "don't sue the XHF check." And he tried to get rid of Wombat. However even the timid, tame, loserific Wombat kicked his lilly ass all over the ring and made him look about as adept as a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
*The picture switches to Obsidian.*
: Next we have Obsidian. Obsidian is a former wrestler who was injured in a car accident and Kanyon took under his wing hoping that a healed Obsi would pay off for him by helping him win matches. However he proved to be surprisingly incompetant ... see a theme? Obsidian would just as soon spend an entire day doing nothing but eating nachos than anything else. In fact he is the only man I know who can down more nachos than my old pal Jimmy Fat. Obsidian is not there for his charm, or his mind as he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact, his idea of revenge is stale nachos ... not fun but not very logical either. But what good is he to Kanyon? Well it's quite simple. Despite being injured and out of practice he was MEANT to be the muscle. He is good with his mat skills and makes for a good interference and distraction. Of course he is the popularity of Kanyon Inc when it comes to everything else. He's likable and that's the image Chris wants portrayed even though it isn't a trademark of KI. He's actually a nice guy. Too bad he's braindead. But it leads you to wonder ... why is he hanging around with people who don't respect him?
*The image flops to La Parka*
: When in need of assistance, GQ went out and got the chairman of Kanyon Inc. However he again showed his imbecilic tendencies and hired La Parka. La Parka as you all know is a retired wrestler and air guitar chair expert. He was called in for some strategy and extra insurance ... but he only speaks Spanish so nobody understands him. The man has some good ideas but the wasting of his talent has rotted his brain and made him just like the rest of KI. He would rather be hitting on the ladies and dancing in a crappy Latino club than in the ring or on the campaign trail. Kanyon obviously uses him for his weaponry, his signature chair. He is nothing more than a tool used to help Kanyon cheat those deserving of wins out of them. He recently used La Parka's chair on me after FAKING an injury and waiting until I was almost out of the arena. However Kanyon has a dirty secret. La Parka is only with him because he appeals to the Latino nations of the world and to some blind or stupid women. He is the dance expert of the group ... but ... La Parka is an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!!
*boos*
: That's right! He is one of those dirty Mexicans who comes just to steal your jobs that you need to support your family because he wants money for tacos and guns to go blow people's heads off with! He is responsible for stealing your money for pension, stealing your money for social security, stealing your jobs and your rights, and causing you undue anguish! La Parka is a menace to society but through no fault of his own as he is simply misunderstood. Make a stand. Boycott Kanyon and his cronies! Save your dollars from this Hispanic Hater of Historic USA's glorious green taxpayer dollars!
*The image now flips to Jill*
: Here is the kicker. He was so sure he wormed his way into the commissionership that ol' Christoph Kanyonski ... er Kanyon ... hired a secretary. He had great plans for the lovely Jill. She would be his love slave. That's right Kanyon also likes to degrade women and is a womanizer. He wanted her for the sex that usually accompanies a boss/secretary relationship ... unless of course you're Mongo and your love affair is with a title belt, a Whopper, and a Coca-Cola. However once he lost he knew he had to keep her on board or face the extent of the law ... again ... "Commissioner" Kanyon decided he would simply use her. Now she simply takes his calls, notes, etc. Her main use is to translate the now defunctional La Parka's speech. Of course Parka also likes to hit on her. However it is obvious she is the real brains and beauty behind Kanyon Inc. Too bad Kanyon doesn't see that. Women unite, stop the tyranny and sexism of Christopher Hit ... Kanyon ... not Hitler ...
*The tron clicks to a group picture of Kanyon Inc. minus Curtis ... he comes later*
: Now this is an "organization" who swears they are out for the good of all XHF should their noble ... note the sarcasm ... leader be instated as commish. But Kanyon Inc isn't for the good of society. It's a hateful front of discrimination in the XHF that if brought to power will corrupt the biz even more and give Chris all the stuff he wants and stop EVERYONE else from gaining anything. He could sign any match he wants! If he is able to defeat me at XI ... er ... *sigh* Terminal Velocity *said in a mocking tone* then he will be one step closer to gaining his choke hold on the company and running it into the ground as the KIF, Kanyon Inc. Federation. Only Mongo is safe and only because he can fire Kanyon which is precisely why his team is going out of their way to stick their heads up Mongo's ass in support! He cannot be allowed to topple me and get on Mongo's good side. Fight the conspiracy.
*he pauses to rally the troops*
: Kanyon is not the man to be in power and I can stop him. Don't worry about having me in power, because that isn't even a possibility with Mongo's overbearing presence. Focus on CK. He is unfit. Why does he keep KI around? Because each one has a talent he doesn't. He isn't capable of fighting on his own, so he has La Parka's weapons, Jill's ability to study things, Obsidian's distracting personality and GQ's politics. he isn't capable of succeeding on his own. Fight the power. This concludes my first rally here in this lovely XHF arena ... remember ... you all may deny me ...
*he pauses as CK appears on the tron*
: But he ... will deny YOU. He will deny all. Be a Believer, don't follow the deceiver ... don't be denied. Put your support with the Master of Puppets ... and count on me to make sure his plans suffer ... a major Fallout Effect ...
*Death Trap laughs evilly into the mic before flipping it over his head out of the ring. He raises his arms in a cross as the chorus of Deny Me hits. He rolls out of the ring and puts his shirt and necklace on. He puts the shades in his hat then puts the hat on his head. He flips off the timekeeper before turning to go up the ramp. The tron rolls another loop of clips of DT exiting the arena, in his corvette, giving the cross over his head, and the text Judgment has been passed. DT gets to the top of the ramp and stops. He looks over his shoulder at the arena, shakes his head and exits. *