Post by Dave D-Flipz on Aug 14, 2018 14:15:13 GMT -5
Grand Kanyon (An Anti-KYon Campaign); Debate 3: "Minds" His Actions - A Death Trap RP
*The lights go black as blue and red strobes circle the arena. The speakers blast DT whispering, Do you feel trapped? The Xtremetron flashes: One of a Kind. The opening riffs of "Deny Me" by SOiL blare through the speakers. The tron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mic from his promos, and the text Death Trap! in red bubble letters bleeding off the screen.
"Tell me does your pride bleed when you see me succeed? Is that the gist of your story? Now you had best get used to it Cause I ain't about to quit, And I'm just now getting started."
Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Feelin Trapped? shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on his black leather pants, black boots, and black wristbands. He hops from left leg to right and back twice and laughs evilly. He cracks his neck and steps forward onto the ramp. He throws a left jab right hook and then a big front kick at the air in front of him, each move setting off a pyrotechnic eruption. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade as the chorus rings out along with verse 2.
"Shame me, claim me or deceive me. You grow sick every time you hear me say believe me. Every time I get one foot up You want to tear it down. You deny me! Deceiver! Every time I get one foot up you tear it down, knock it down, tear it down. Believer! Deny me! I feel your hand on my throat As well as the knife in my back, And the whole time you keep smiling. What is your reason for this? Why won't your hate just quit? Life would better if you weren't struggling"
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp cracking his knuckles and randomly throwing punches every so often at random fans but stops right before he hits them. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including one of the X*Crown title match ending in the Final Judgment and DT raising the belt over his head, one of him sending Harry through the brick wall, one of him tossing Reeshi from the Annihilation Complex, and one of his win over Kanyon for the Phoenix Title however most of the clips are of old ECF victories and it freezes on DT defeating Hardcore Harry and holding up the ECF Title. It zooms in on the ECF Title and lights up saying The legend continues! The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat. He tosses the hat onto the timekeepers table. He slides into the ring and stretches on the ropes as he did before on the barricade. He pulls of the shirt, shades, and necklace and rolls them out of the ring. He gets in the center of the ring and does another jab, hook, kick combo and stretches his arms as the crowd boos. He leaps to the middle rope. He looks out over the crowd and then flips them off. He laughs evilly and raises his arms in a cross. He leaps to the center of the ring and looks off to one side as the tron flashes his picture.
"(Believer!) What's wrong with your world? Doesn't taste the same as mine. Aren't the shades the same as mine? Pain, Agony, Regret, Fear; Just dreams whisked away, taken away. So now does your pride still bleed Every time that I succeed? Now that you know that I'll keep trying, Can your weak mind digest All that I'm feeding it?"
He walks to the back of the ring near the timekeepers table and leans on the ropes, arms crossed. He grabs a mic and begins to speak*
: Well all you XHF fans out here. Death Trap is in the house yet again. You may all begin bowing to your master of puppets now.*boos*
: That's alright! I know! Old habits! Boo the DT! Well ... after this campaign and after I kill Kanyon, we will see whether you boo or not. But before I get into my debate mode let me first address two things. First of all it seems that the Brady Bunch wannabe losers actually came back on the air after the humiliation of being discovered. Ah I can see it now. Kanyon impeached out of XHF by fanbase for being a psychopathic rapist criminal! Chris, Curt, ... others ... you actually looked SURPRISED at what I'm doing. Chris I'm not out to ruin ... well ok yes I am out to ruin your chances of becoming commish and thereby injure you and ruin your career simply because you a) disgust me and b) kiss Mongo's ass but hey it's for the best! You think I was lying when I said Jill was the brains of that group? If she had any choice in the matter she'd manage me, a winner, a man who stands by his morals and refuses to kiss asses to get what he deserves. A man who is deserving of more than he asks for. She'd come to me, a man who isn't a bipolar assenine loser with no future, a man who isn't a criminal, a man who isn't related to Nerdy McGeek and that psycho sexist pig Curt.*actual cheers for DT who is simply trying to prove he's the lesser of two evils.*
: It took Chris less than twenty seconds to totally confirm all of my reports here. As you can tell he really is nothing more than a sexist psychopath. He needs to be eliminated from XHF and Death Trap is the Master of Puppets who can do it. As you can tell the Kanyon name is a scourge to all that is wrestling and we can't leave it up to Mongo to handle him as he is an asskisser galore. It took him about five minutes however to get to the fact that I am trying to prove him not worthy of commish. WOW! Did you figure it out all on your own Mr. Kanyon? Did it hurt? Trying to think? Took you two days to respond to my charges too. And yet you still don't see WHY! It's not because I'm disrespectful. No no. If you recall I had a nice match with Spencer, which I won. And what happens? You attack me for no reason. All because I exercised my first amendment right to free speech. Now you on the other hand slandered Mueller ... and used libel ... and just all around cheated the poor man!*he pauses*
: At least you got one thing correct. That I am correct. But you see it wasn't about just Kanyon Inc. It was all of it. All of my sleuthing and detective work is turning out facts about you that you never wanted revealed and truths you cannot deal with or deny any longer. I hate when a child brought up with a silver spoon in his mouth tries to say he hasn't been given everything he deserves. You're right. You deserve to be shut up in a padded cell with a brand new white coat! But that comes later in the debate. You see Chris it is time you faced the music for all you have done in the past and I am the one who is playing the sad tune that signifies the end of your career as you know it. But Chris you have to listen. I know it's hard for someone with no brain to do but try and get it into your head. I never said I wasn't greedy. Hell everyone has greed. But you exemplify it. You are spoiled and always crave more. You desire victory. But I will make sure your Mueller campaign comes around and you snatch defeat from the jaws of ... a tie ... and end up out of this business and I'll be able to say I've done my civic duty to clear the trash and corrupution at least partially from XHF. I never demanded anything. I earned title shots two months agaisnt Reeshi and was screwed. I was drawn randomly into the B-Day Show 2004 Main Event. I lost fair and square although it took two men out of the match to get me out. I was randomly entered into the rumble and damnit I was the MVP of it in 2003. I set a record for youngest elimination leader, I was second in time in. And it was only by some freak accident I was eliminated. But did I demand the victory? NO! I attacked Venom for personal reasons. A setup but I was screwed by him as well. But go ahead and preach that I was greedy. If I was wouldn't I have just gone right at Mongo? Would I allow Magnus to get the title shots before me? No! But I am. But hey the best thing is ... not worthy of a Pay-Per-View eh? Well I didn't feel like denying the fans a true match, a real PPV beating of Kanyon to take him out.*cheers*
: SO ... I kicked his ass the same way he did on Gastro. I beat him down BUT I didn't lose ... I'm 3-0 in singles competition against Chris Kanyon. And I intend to stay ... PERFECTO! Kanyon you made a huge error in judgment. And now Sunday ... you will be meeting up with your FINAL Judgment ... again! HAHA! You signed yourself...into a Doomsday Cage match. A match I'm 2-0 in ... a match that is the signature of my old fed. A match that purely fits my style in every way. You are trying to take out the bear while in it's own dark cave. It won't happen man! I will be sure to beat some sense into your thick skull and leave you with no choice but to admit that you were bested and that I am the real threat to Mr. Mongo, not X, not Appy, not Magnus, not the steroids, hell not even the hemmorhoids!!!*silent shock from crowd ... more like disgust.*
: Yes I know, the image of Mongo's ass ... a fate worse than death. Xtreme Impact, Kanyon and DT will meet one more time for the end of it. And Kanyon will be locked up in a nice loony bin! Speaking of loony ... that brings me to part three! Kanyon's past career and his unstable mental condition. A shorter debate but a meaningful one. As no real great competitor can be as bad as him in the head and be taken seriously. No no. He is beyond the simple rage disease which helps some wrestlers ... like it did for me a while back. He is actually sick. Very sick.*boos*
: Exactly. He had you all poisoned into thinking he was a great fighter. But think about it. Chris Kanyon was most well known in his early career as the WCW's Mortis. A sick demented masked man who thought he was a skeleton. But ... let's start with XHF.*cheers*
: Yes. XHF. Kanyon spent months in a feud with long time rival Raven. Another lack luster WCW fighter who had a nowhere career and now is even gone from this great XHF where even those as talentless as Apollyon and Cash and Venom hang around. He went back and forth LOSING mostly to Raven but somehow ended up twice holding that Phoenix title. That is where I come in. If you remember I challenged Kanyon to prove myself. And I did. I beat him after receiving a devastating Flatliner ... and never even hit a finisher. He was unskilled and talentless in the ring and mainly used cliche moves. The sign of a hasbeen. But Kanyon downward spiraled from there. He began praising himself. He became delusional. His first disease. He eventually got lucky and beat Gravedigger ... and what did he do? He wanted his picture in Gravedigger's bathroom. WHY would ANY sane ... straight ... man want something of himself in the crapper? I'll tell you, Kanyon had slipt into dementia where he actually considered it to be a Hall of Fame. Featuring his picture, the John Toilet Crapper invention called ... the toilet ... and of course Scorpion. Kanyon used his new disease, super whiny bitchiness to defeat foes and slip farther into the insanity world.*laughs from crowd*
: Well Kanyon then took a simple blow to the head and REALLY went crazy. Beyond what a wrestler should be. He should have been released and taken to Alcatraz or some loony bin. And he wasn't Scorpion crazy. Scorpion was a peaceful crazy. He just thinks everything is fishing and Springstein. No Kanyon ... he became something violent and evil. He became worse than ever. He became a victim of dissociative identity disorder. What most people call schizophrenia ... but it's not people. DID is the real one we all know as split personality. But Kanyon became many. Let's recap. He was ... MORTIS! The dead, stiff, fucked up skeleton in the ring. He was dark, ominous, and basically a wanna be Undertaker or Nightmare. He thought he was so strong, so scary but ... nah. He was just a poor delusional crazy motha fucka!*the tron shows Mortis, then flips to ... Kanyon in a baker's hat.*
: Cookie Kanyon. A man obsessed with baking. He once made a tray of chocolate chip cookies and sold them ... to homeless children. Donate? NOOOO! Too good for Cookie Kanyon,the scourge of the bake sale soccer mom functions!*flip to Kanyon in a hardhat*
: "Men At Work" Kanyon. He thought he was helping build something useful. You know what he built? A CASINO! *gasp* I know it's horrible. Illegal because it wasn't an Indian Casino. But was action taken? NO! He helped steal millions with his corrupt cheater casino.*switch to Kanyon at a movie premier*
: The dreaded Champaigne Kanyon. Hollywood Kanyon was a REAL bad man. He actually helped make MOVIES! But not any movies. Horrible movies that are known as ... straight to DVD movies! AHHHH! He was in a number of low budget films and even starred in a porno as the guy who kills the sexy people!!!*switch to Kanyon's head superimposed on Scorpion's body.*
: Then for a minute he was Kanyorpion! He stole the crazy of Scorpion. Then he became Elmer Fudd! With the lisping! AH! He sounded like SNagglepuss! But the worst was yet to come. CRIMINAL KANYON! Or as we all know him*switch to a tape of multiple Diamond Cutters being laid on unsuspecting innocents!*
: Positively Kanyon... or his XHF version of said persona ... Diamond Dallas Kanyon, DDK, the evil being who was a serial murderer. But I will go into that more next time when I spend debate four talking about Criminal Kanyon The DDK Story!*Death Trap laughs evilly into the mic before flipping it over his head out of the ring. He raises his arms in a cross as the chorus of Deny Me hits. He rolls out of the ring and puts his shirt and necklace on. He puts the shades in his hat then puts the hat on his head. He flips off the timekeeper before turning to go up the ramp. The tron rolls another loop of clips of DT exiting the arena, in his corvette, giving the cross over his head, and the text Judgment has been passed. DT gets to the top of the ramp and stops. He looks over his shoulder at the arena, shakes his head and exits. *
