Post by Dave D-Flipz on Aug 14, 2018 14:31:58 GMT -5
Grand Kanyon (An Anti-KYon Campaign); Debate 4: "Diamond" In The Rough - A Death Trap RP
*The lights go black as blue and red strobes circle the arena. The speakers blast DT whispering, Do you feel trapped? The Xtremetron flashes: One of a Kind. The opening riffs of "Deny Me" by SOiL blare through the speakers. The tron shows a loop of assorted clips with DT walking the ramp, taunting in the ring, speaking on the mic from his promos, and the text Death Trap! in red bubble letters bleeding off the screen.
"Tell me does your pride bleed when you see me succeed? Is that the gist of your story? Now you had best get used to it Cause I ain't about to quit, And I'm just now getting started."
Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Feelin Trapped? shirt, a necklace, trademark black bowl cap, and black shades. He has on his black leather pants, black boots, and black wristbands. He hops from left leg to right and back twice and laughs evilly. He cracks his neck and steps forward onto the ramp. He throws a left jab right hook and then a big front kick at the air in front of him, each move setting off a pyrotechnic eruption. He walks to the crowd and stretches on the barricade as the chorus rings out along with verse 2.
"Shame me, claim me or deceive me. You grow sick every time you hear me say believe me. Every time I get one foot up You want to tear it down. You deny me! Deceiver! Every time I get one foot up you tear it down, knock it down, tear it down. Believer! Deny me! I feel your hand on my throat As well as the knife in my back, And the whole time you keep smiling. What is your reason for this? Why won't your hate just quit? Life would better if you weren't struggling"
Death Trap slowly walks down the ramp cracking his knuckles and randomly throwing punches every so often at random fans but stops right before he hits them. The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!" as a fireball comes forward and hits and scatters the letters and the screen burns from the center out into a series of clips including one of the X*Crown title match ending in the Final Judgment and DT raising the belt over his head, one of him sending Harry through the brick wall, one of him tossing Reeshi from the Annihilation Complex, and one of his win over Kanyon for the Phoenix Title however most of the clips are of old ECF victories and it freezes on DT defeating Hardcore Harry and holding up the ECF Title. It zooms in on the ECF Title and lights up saying The legend continues! The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat. He tosses the hat onto the timekeepers table. He slides into the ring and stretches on the ropes as he did before on the barricade. He pulls of the shirt, shades, and necklace and rolls them out of the ring. He gets in the center of the ring and does another jab, hook, kick combo and stretches his arms as the crowd boos. He leaps to the middle rope. He looks out over the crowd and then flips them off. He laughs evilly and raises his arms in a cross. He leaps to the center of the ring and looks off to one side as the tron flashes his picture.
"(Believer!) What's wrong with your world? Doesn't taste the same as mine. Aren't the shades the same as mine? Pain, Agony, Regret, Fear; Just dreams whisked away, taken away. So now does your pride still bleed Every time that I succeed? Now that you know that I'll keep trying, Can your weak mind digest All that I'm feeding it?"
He walks to the back of the ring near the timekeepers table and leans on the ropes, arms crossed. He grabs a mic and begins to speak*
: Well well before I get to my special debate on the criminal we all know as Chris "Wet his pants till he was 12" Kanyon, I must address the ignorant fool as he once again broke silence to try and save face but ... really just proved even more why he is a loser and not fit to run anything in XHF.*he pauses*
: Let me recap. Kanyon enters ... makes a fool of himself ... makes up some crap about me ... hits on my sister's picture ... then leaves ... Sounds like a normal day for a loser like Chris.*boos*
: Yeah I know. Sad to see Chris stooping so low as to lie unlike my sleuthing to tell the truth. Let me start Chris ol' bud ... er enemy ... by saying I never once slandered you. Slander by definition is lies told to make someone else look bad. I'm not telling the fans anything they didn't already know. And your family testified for themselves not me. Chris ... do you ever get tired of making an ass out of yourself? "Who betta than Kanyon?" Listen good now.*he holds the mic to the crowd, "EVERYBODY!"*
: Hear that? They aren't lying. Well, exaggerating maybe. I mean I saw a newborn in a carriage the other day, she might not be able to be betta. Oh and I saw a 90 year old fat man limping down the street. You may have just a slight edge there. But the real answer doesn't matter. All that matters is the truth about ONE of your betters. SO let me answer. Who betta than Kanyon? DEATH TRAP betta than Kanyon. Death Trap has ALWAYS been better than Kanyon. I always will be better Chris. I may never have the fans backing me but I sure as hell know you won't even have them against me and I'm the big bad wolf in this so to speak. Let me ask you this? Why are you the XHF MVP? Last I checked valuable didn't mean a nuisance that is constantly belittling the real XHF image. As far as I knew MVP would be someone who, oh I dunno, CONTRIBUTES TO A SOLUTION! Like me! I am on a mission to CLEANSE the XHF ... well maybe not as much as Mueller but I am out to wash away the corruption from the system. If that means washing you away so be it ... of course after my next debate about your criminal past I don't see how you couldn't be considered a skid mark on the underpants of the XHF!*laughs from the crowd*
: Chris ... we will go over your stats ... or more accurately ... your rep sheet ... from the police. But you seem to have deeply misjudged me and the accusation you made hurt me man. It hurt me deep down *sad face, holding his heart like in sorrow* It stung me right to the heart. I would never DREAM of killing the XHF. See XHF is my new home, it's my favorite place to be. I AM however out to SAVE the XHF from the tyranny of its owner and his whole crew of corrupt assholes and his ring of deception. ECF is dead, why do you people still INSIST on shoving it down my throat! I am not an ECF wrestler I am an XHF wrestler and I INTEND to make my legend continue as ECF started and XHF finished!*cheers*
: You know what's rich. I went out of my way to find your senile father and your brother who Curt even admitted he hated and how do you repay me? By slandering my name. I spoke the truth and let them make their own case. You just showed pictures. I'll have you know that wasn't my father. If you happen to remember back in February I told you my father left us when I was but a mere infant and joined the army to escape responsibility. That was obviously my Uncle Al. Man he is a wrestling legend. He has his own wrestling school for you youngsters. Just ... don't call him stupid ... he may kick your ass or ... kill you ... like that one annoying kid Scott Powell ... and I don't much appreciate you hitting on my sister then calling her loose. I'll have YOU know that she is actually home in Seattle running a very successful beauty salon with her husband, my brother in law. Vincent Imperiolio, the man in the two pictures you showed. And the short guy ... is my ... *sigh* cousin ... Jimmy. He's about the same as your brother Frank ... it's crappy. And my ex-wife left me for him just because he HAD to invent a mind control device and he accidentally used it to marry her! But nevertheless I was FORCED to use the damn leopard print clothes because my brother in law made them and he is a cool guy. I couldn't insult him by not using it. You should fight him ... you'd never walk again.*laughs*
: I also don't much appreciate the fact that you incinuated that I was gay. And get facts straight. My bro-in-law is no stupid roommate man. But alas I need to get right down to the point of my visit to this ring tonight. Part four!*cheers*
: As you recall I left off last time talking about ... the dreaded, feared, evil, insidious devil on the run known only as ... D-D-K! *dun dun dun!* DDK was a SCOURGE to the XHF. See this is the ONE dissociative identity I DON'T believe was a real split personality of the crazy Kanyon. I think he wanted to take out some aggression and not have to pay for it later. So he resurrected an old favorite. See Positively Kanyon wasn't him being crazy. It was him trying to steal DDP's career. And you know only a truly cold, sadistic, calculating individual would use that to kill a career of a loved superstar. Or ... well known, since DDP attacked Jimmy King he was never the same. But Kanyon, in this case was not insane. DDK was a scheme to make even his colleagues think he was truly out of it so that he wouldn't have to face the consequences of his actions. Now does that sound like a good leader to you? Oh but it gets better.*he rolls out a huge paper*
: Let's take a look first at the coup de gras as to why he definitely knew what he was doing. A Mr. Prick comes to his room and presents the case to him. He promptly realizes his plan failed so what does he do? GIVES IT AWAY! He DIAMOND CUTTERS, not Kanyon Cutter, his slow oafish cutter, DIAMOND cutter, a swift move that he obviously performed very sloppily and looked downright green. Now that you know the truth. Listen to how bad this sheet sounds.*the crowd goes silent*
: DDK, Chris Kanyon, injured a total of 215 people including the lawyer. Of the 215, almost 70 were illegal immigrants or The Ace who nobody seemed to care about ... another example of Mongo using his influence to hurt the career of someone he hated. He ended up with 170 cases of assault and battery. Some were minor, others were major. Of these 170, one was a worm loved by our commish. A sad sad day when he cuttered that worm. We had a memorial for poor Wormy.*tears in the crowd*
: Of those 170, one was a lawyer which makes the offense slightly less evil and sadistic. Of those 170, three were small children. CHILDREN. He was seen cuttering XHF behind the scenes workers. DDK cuttered interviewers. DDK even assaulted my good friend Funaki! That is just wrong. Funaki is a harmless intavua! He wouldn't hurt a fly! He only got out of that one because he later used it to make a match. What is really gruesome is this.*he pauses for effect*
: Kanyon assaulted 15 harmless fishermen, 2 workers of Venice, and 23 elderly men AND women! I'll tell you what the worst is. Chris Kanyon ... CRIPPLED a woman er ... shemale ... for life. He did it to try and pass off as crazy but he wasn't. He took out his own enforcer. Nicole *gulp* ... sorry mental image made me throw up in my mouth a bit. Bass! But his crimes went unpunished. Why? Well that comes in my next debate which actually begins in a little while, I need a change of scenery for I have many special guests requiring a new setting. But rest assured. His punishment is coming. He will finally be put down and out. He will meet the same mastery as he used on his mental capacity. He will meet my Total Mastery!*Death Trap laughs evilly into the mic before flipping it over his head out of the ring. He raises his arms in a cross as the chorus of Deny Me hits. He rolls out of the ring and puts his shirt and necklace on. He puts the shades in his hat then puts the hat on his head. He flips off the timekeeper before turning to go up the ramp. The tron rolls another loop of clips of DT exiting the arena, in his corvette, giving the cross over his head, and the text Judgment has been passed. DT gets to the top of the ramp and stops. He looks over his shoulder at the arena, shakes his head and exits. *
