Post by Dave D-Flipz on Aug 14, 2018 14:46:15 GMT -5
Grand Kanyon (An Anti-KYon Campaign); Debate 5: "Trying" My Patience - A Death Trap RP
*We open up in a familiar yet different setting. The scene looks to be a court room. One seen in the DDK assault trial but it is slightly different...since we're in Brazil not D.C. ... so sue me I'm realistic. DT was just in ring so he's still in Brazil. DEAL WITH IT ... er ... we now see DT walk in wearing his now infamous leapord print button down and dress slacks.*
: Ah the court room. While it's not Washington it will have to do. We are once again here to talk about the misdeeds of one Chris Kanyon. This place should not be a familiar locale for any man in a position of authority. Any civilized person would agree. Now there is a reason I'm here for debate 5. No it isn't going to be like the others where I simply rant about how Kanyon is not capable of beating me and not deserving of what beating me will give him. This time is mainly focused on the harsh crimes of Chris "Dastardly Deeds Kanyon, DDK" Kanyon.*He turns to the stand and takes a position like an arguing litigator (trial lawyer for you people who didn't take criminal justice). He turns to the door*
: Today we are here to bringwitnesses here to show the evil sadistic crimes of Kanyon and ask why they have gone unpunished. My first witness is none other than XHF's longest hired interviewer. NELLY ANGEL!*Nelly sits on the stand like a witness*
: Nelly will you revisit that day for us. What went down.
: Well I went for an interview. I was backstage and was ordered by the boss to get an interview with the doctor after Kanyon suffered a head injury. So I did what I usually do. Shot the security with a blow dart and invaded the sanctity of a private place. Then I was unceremoniously welcomed and bid goodbye all in one swift HORRIBLE moment! : How did you feel at that time? : I feared for my life! Just because I was a cruiserweight champ doesn't mean I am not fragile like a ... butterfly! I thought I was going to die and never be able to forcefully intrude in people's private affairs again! : What happened next? : I was diamond cuttered to the ground by kanyon only his hair was blonde and he yelled BANG and then I blacked out and was on morphine for weeks from the SEARING pain. : Your neck? : No I hit the ground and it gave me a hangnail ... : Step down. *he does* Next XHF's NUMBA ONE INTAVUA! Funaki!*Funaki steps up, bows and sits*
: Funaki, you have been a wrestler for a while now. But you have been inactive for some time. What happened to you that day?
: Well, Funaki walkin down hallway minding his own bizniss when Mongo call and say Go see kanyon. Nelly missing. So Funaki go to Mistuh Kanyon's lockah room. And he not there. I go to find him and he randomly diamond cuttah me. : But it didn't end there. : No Mistuh DDK attack Funaki again and so Funaki challenge him to match to get back at him foah making Funaki feel insignificant and nearly breaking my neck twice! And he cheated to win and hit ANOTHER Diamond Cuttah! : So it was a meaningless, senseless, assault not once but TWICE on a helpless announcer. Step down. Now then I will call ... NICOLE BASS!*Nicole rolls in in her wheelchair being assisted by a worker. She is wheeled around to face DT.*
: Now ma'am ... sir ... lady ... man ... Nicole! What was it you were hired for.Nicole Bass : NNNNNGGGGGG-Well, I was a female bodybuilder-zzzzng- and I was known as a model. Chris hired me as his nnnnggg-enforcer and paid me minimum wage. zzzzzng- But it got me airtime and closer to that hunk GQ Money. *from a long way away a puke is heard...* When Chris went crazy we followed his nnnnnnggggzzzzz-trail. And it was in the ring I discovered he wasn't crazy. When I went to stop him he knew he had to save himself and he ... -nnnngngggggnnnggnnzzzz ...* a tear rolls down her face* ngz-Diamond Cuttered me over the guardrail.
: *holding back tears ... from her face not her story* And ... what did this do to your career ... your life.Nicole Bass : zzzzzzzz-I am forced to use this machine to talk for me. I have to eat through a zzzzzzzz-straw. NNNNGGGG-I am a quadripalegic and my career is over because of it. My medical bills are zzzzzzzz-zo high that I will only have enough nnnnnnnngggggg-money for two more years of therapy.
: What was his reason?Nicole Bass : It's no zzzzzzzzzz-zecret that he always hated me and wanted me only for my strength and good looks. *more puking is heard* He told me I was one of "them" and that was it.
: Thank you. Now I'm sure you all wonder who "them" was. Who were "they" that were after Kanyon. Well I can tell you now it wasn't a psycho delusion. It was the feds ready to bust his ass for other non-related crimes that he also attached to his DDK moniker and escaped charges on! But I am not allowed to discuss that matter. However there is another thing. The trial went wrong somewhere. I couldn't get Mr. Loeb because he supports his cousin GQ and Chris so he refused to admit anything but I have Mr. Prick!*He comes to the stand*
Mr. Prick : Well Mr. Trap it is an honor to help get the word out on this horrible man we call The Innovator of Offense Chris Kanyon. Really he is the innovator of offense. He found new ways to offend everyone. He deserves to be put behind bars. He diamond cuttered a lawyer on his case which is a federal offense and somehow he weaseled his way out of it!
: How do you think he did this?Mr. Prick : Easy, he bribed the jury. He was almost indicted on that as well. But for some reason never was.
: Thank you.*DT leaves the courtroom with the camera following.*
: Why you ask? Well Kanyon for some reason was never brought up on any more charges. And while he can't be charged with assault ... I ask you ... why has Mongo guarded him? How come he never was arraigned on those charges for bribing the jury? tampering with evidence? Disturbing the peace for Venice? How is it not a single person was able to sue? I'll tell you. Kanyon FAKED his way out by falsely declaring he has diplomatic immunity! PEOPLE LISTEN! Don't be taken in by his lies. Kanyon is no diplomat. He's a dick. Put him behind bars. Sue his pants off! Do something to pass correct judgment on this sad case. I will do my part. I assure you that Sunday I will pass MY Final Judgment. And I won't be as easy to convince or bribe as a jury!*he exits the court.*
