The King
.::XHF Superstar::.
| 1x FWA Professional Wrestling Champion | | 3x DW World Champion | |1x XHF European Champion|
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Post by The King on Sept 15, 2018 19:18:31 GMT -5
..::BREAKING NEWS::..
Earlier today it was announced that Momma Gail, voted World's Sexiest Women 2018 (beating close runner ups, Katie Hopkins, Caitlyn Jenner and Mike Tyson), would be featuring in the latest edition of Playboy Magazine! She claimed that the reason for her doing this was to give her son, the national treasure, Feargal Nukebuster, a buzz before his upcoming wrestling match. Hoping it'd bring some energy into his arms, mainly his right , and to also excite him when jizzing up the competition at AWF's Fired Up event. Rumored partner of Momma Gail, Uncle Hogan, was seen saying this to press this morning: "SHE'S SO FLABBERGASTINGLY HOT BROTHA, SHE TURNS MY WONKY PICKLE INTO A STICK! IF SHE WASN'T MY SISTER, I'D BE BANGING HER! OH WAIT... SHE ISN'T MY SISTER! HA HA BROTHA BROTHA!" The cover has just been leaked online:
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Post by Dylan on Sept 16, 2018 1:16:11 GMT -5
that was not an image i needed to see....
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The King
.::XHF Superstar::.
| 1x FWA Professional Wrestling Champion | | 3x DW World Champion | |1x XHF European Champion|
Posts: 987
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Post by The King on Sept 16, 2018 6:04:21 GMT -5
that was not an image i needed to see.... I'm telling your dad you've been looking at naughty pictures! ForeverKuroi
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