No Fear | Killa Kai EOD RP | #1
Sept 17, 2018 17:23:39 GMT -5
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Post by The King on Sept 17, 2018 17:23:39 GMT -5
Kaitano Kal Alexander, or the more commonly known, Killa Kai, sits on a shredded old manky couch. It's red exterior has started to peel away at the seams, so much so that just pulling one little thread would cause a gaping whole. We are facing him looking at the television, in which he is transfixed to with his beady eyes. He has the TV remote in his left hand, tapping it upon the couch's seat as he continues to watch whatever's on the screen. We hear the faint sound of 'The Touch' play in the background, the opening theme song to AWA's Weekly Extravaganza. He pauses the video and looks down at the camera, talking directly to us.
Killa Kai: I made my wrestling debut on American soil and a top promotion in 'Anonymous Xtreme Wrestling' this past Friday. I went into the match as 'just another guy to watch' and came out the other-side as 'the guy to watch'. Come End of Days, this story will tell it's tale again. 'The King of Kontroversy stands tall over fifteen other peasants standing in his way' they'll say. For many, this is the end. For me, this is the beginning of something brand new.
I've been labeled as an enigma in this industry, fans call me the highlight reel, critics call me a spot monkey. I don't let any of that bullshit get to me. I'm tougher than what they present me as and I have no fear that going into this matchup, I'll come out with my arm raised... Then again... so will my opponent, except, his will be raised to check if a pulse still exists in that lifeless carcass. Having been brutally murdered by the killa, Kai.
He presses play on the remote and looks back at the TV, the distinct voices of AWA's lead announcers, Stan Anderson and Jimmy Hart welcoming everyone to the show, every now and then, Kai scoffs at the eighties 'campness' of it all, mocking the low budget production values and the bright purple lighting. He begins to talk again, this time still staring at the screen, the sound playing quietly in the background.
Killa Kai: I also have no fear that when going into this matchup the crowd will be cheering my opponent more so than me, while I've gathered a little cult following as of late, their cheers aren't enough to overpower his. But guess what, that doesn't phase me one bloody bit, I feed off that shit, just look at the reaction I garnered at Final Frontier, then look at where I came. From spot three I ended up as the last man eliminated when facing off against fourteen other guys, who else was in that match? Who else did I last longer than? Who else did I beat?.
He pauses the TV, looking down at the camera.
Killa Kai: I beat the Messiah of Hardcore, Price, one of the seven X*Crown competitors for End of Days. I beat the former, and longest reigning AXW Undisputed Champion in history, the Anomoly... 'nd to top it all off, I not only lasted longer than, but eliminated, the infamous Goldbear II! A freakin' bear! With a freakin' dropkick! Who does that?! Well, me of course, seeing as I've got no fear when it comes to my opponents.
He presses play again and we hear Jim Johnston's Radicalz blast throughout the PA. Then, we hear the distinct voice of Honest Al introducing Daruun Michael to the interview podium. The fans are going wild for him. Kai continues to speak over the video, this time talking to the camera, then ever so often looking back up at the screen.
Killa Kai: So it shouldn't take you by surprise that I am not struck with fear when my first round opponent is revealed to be 'No Fear' Daruun Michael. He's the every man, the stereotypical wrestler, he's a 'fun loving and a caring man who will look out for anyone.' Bullshit. He puts up a false facade to manipulate these innocent children and their parent's into buying his merchandise, he manipulates them into cheering him on, he manipulates them into thinking he has no fear. When for a matter of fact, he does. It's obvious aswell, that's what pains me about the man they call Daruun Michael.
Kai goes quiet as we hear Michael talking into a microphone, he's talking about how he's always ready for a match, how he loves the fans. Kai scoffs at the remarks and lays further back into his seat, getting more and more comfortable as the interview carries on, he yawns, and on a few occasions nearly drops off to sleep.
Killa Kai: You're a phony Daruun, and know what I do to phonies? The same thing I do to everyone else, whoop their ass for the one... two... three...
We hear Daruun head off to the ring for his match, as Kai 'studies' his opponent. The bell rings and immediately we hear the announcers screaming that 'No Fear' Daruun Michael has squashed his opponent. Kai shakes his head at the mess of a man in the middle of that ring. We then hear the pinfall, the one, two, three as the fans become unglued. Then, we hear the distinct voice of Stan Anderson saying "Just think how much damage Daruun could do with a body splash... FROM THE TOP ROPE!". There's a bit of silence, before the voice of Daruun is heard shouting to the crowd "NEXT WEEK, BAY-BAY!" whilst evidently pointing at the top rope, garnering a thunderous pop from the gullible fans. Kai looks down at the camera again, but this time he's not talking to us, he's talking to Daruun. He pauses the TV, this time for a more dramatic effect.
Killa Kai: When these children see your face on a poster they think about all the fearless spots you're about to showcase, well I dunno, maybe you jumping off from the top rope? Wow! Fearless! Or you hitting a moonsault from off the tope rope? Wow! Even more fearless! But what about the fact that these are two very simple moves everyone and their grandmothers learnt in wrestling school? The only thing that makes them special for you is that you're fat.
Wow mommy, ever see a fat man fly before?
No son, he must have no fear doing moves like that, especially with such a large circumference like his!
If you weren't so big, you'd be nothing more than a standard high-flyer, no-one would care who you are, and that Daruun, is the painful truth. That Daruun, is why you're a phony who hides behind the facade of 'no fear', when in reality, you fear everything about not being special.
Kai just pitifully laughs and turns the television off, the reflection on Kai's face turning from purple into black. He throws the remote down onto the couch and jumps up from it, the cameras following him as he walks on over to his fridge and pulls out a carton of semi-skimmed milk. He places it on the side before walking over to one of his cupboards and pulling out a glass, pouring the milk into it. He starts to drink, beginning to talk at the same time.
Killa Kai: Now it's all good to take this as mere make belief, but trust me, when it comes September 30th I cut you down to size. The only shipwreck that'll be present is your fat sea-whale carcass laying dead on the mat, waiting for the crashing waves to sweep it away. This is the end of days for Daruun Michael. This is when I prove to the world who you truly are. This is when I shove two fingers in your chubby-cheeked face, drop you with the Murder-spree DDT, and pin you for the one... two... three...
That, is no fear, Daruun...
'nd That, is the truth.
He finishes up the glass of milk and slams the empty cup down on the kitchen side. He proceeds to grab some cookies from off the shelf and go sit down at the couch again, he picks the remote back up and remarks.
Killa Kai: Now let's watch some real shit, like uh, Feargal HQ or somethin'.