Tell me all you know about booty! (Borg RP, EOD)
Sept 24, 2018 15:28:14 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Dave D-Flipz, and 1 more like this
Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Sept 24, 2018 15:28:14 GMT -5
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*Close up on Evil Borg*
: Blast blast blast!
*Evil Borg throws down a wrench. The camera pulls out to reveal Evil in his lab working on Mecha Gold-Bear III, as Heavy Metal Borg is watching him work.*
: I don’t think I can get the aquatransmogrifier installed in time for the Blackbeard’s Booty match! How can our Complimentary Avian—
: Wooop!
: Right, sorry. How can our giant robot help us in a match under water when he can’t get under water!? Luckily, us bio-organic Borgs can already breath underwater. I didn’t think Mecha would need it, so I didn’t install a water system. Now we must battle this big bag of hot air and his twig of a brother in order to move on in the Annihilator tournament!
: “Every rose has it’s thorn, just like every night has it’s daaaawwwn.”
: Yes, it’s true, we are built properly for this battle, but our actions will be sharp and exact! We have to find some booty--
*Heavy Metal snickers.*
: --what? Anyway, and then we shall continue our winning ways and win this tournament that was made for us to win with winningness, and then bring about… THE AFTERWARD! Mwua ha ha! Now…what exactly is the booty?
*Heavy Metal snickers again.*
: What? Why are you laughing? I just want to know about the booty!
*Heavy Metal laughs out loud! But it sounds like Ozzy Osbourne’s laugh from “Crazy Train” so it’s still song lyrics technically.*
: I just want to find the booty! We can’t win without the booty! I don’t understand this ancient times verbage, what is this old booty?
*Heavy is on the floor, holding his stomach from the pain of laughing so much. Evil gets frustrated and turns on Mecha Gold-Bear III. The machine boots up.*
: Mecha Gold-Bear III! Search your database, tell me all you know about booty!
: Searching… searching… Urban dictionary defines booty as “da butt.”
: I knew XHF was low class, but really?
*Heavy Metal howls with even louder laughter.*
: Searching… searching… Webster’s dictionary defines booty as a synonym for “gluteus maximus” or “butt.”
: How can you be so juvenile Heavy Metal!
: Searching… searching… Oxford dictionary defines booty as “hidden treasure, especially when pertaining to pirates.”
: Okay, that’s the one! It has to be! We are on a sunken ship after all. You may stop your laughter.
: “Laughter! Laughter! All I hear or see is laughter!”
: Yes…save your laughter for the sea! Because that is where we will need it to celebrate our victory!
: Searching… searching… Redtube defines booty as—
: MECHA! STOP SEARCHING! You’ll catch an E-STD.
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*Close up on Evil Borg*
: Blast blast blast!*Evil Borg throws down a wrench. The camera pulls out to reveal Evil in his lab working on Mecha Gold-Bear III, as Heavy Metal Borg is watching him work.*
: I don’t think I can get the aquatransmogrifier installed in time for the Blackbeard’s Booty match! How can our Complimentary Avian—: Wooop!: Right, sorry. How can our giant robot help us in a match under water when he can’t get under water!? Luckily, us bio-organic Borgs can already breath underwater. I didn’t think Mecha would need it, so I didn’t install a water system. Now we must battle this big bag of hot air and his twig of a brother in order to move on in the Annihilator tournament!: “Every rose has it’s thorn, just like every night has it’s daaaawwwn.”: Yes, it’s true, we are built properly for this battle, but our actions will be sharp and exact! We have to find some booty--*Heavy Metal snickers.*
: --what? Anyway, and then we shall continue our winning ways and win this tournament that was made for us to win with winningness, and then bring about… THE AFTERWARD! Mwua ha ha! Now…what exactly is the booty?*Heavy Metal snickers again.*
: What? Why are you laughing? I just want to know about the booty!*Heavy Metal laughs out loud! But it sounds like Ozzy Osbourne’s laugh from “Crazy Train” so it’s still song lyrics technically.*
: I just want to find the booty! We can’t win without the booty! I don’t understand this ancient times verbage, what is this old booty?*Heavy is on the floor, holding his stomach from the pain of laughing so much. Evil gets frustrated and turns on Mecha Gold-Bear III. The machine boots up.*
: Mecha Gold-Bear III! Search your database, tell me all you know about booty!: Searching… searching… Urban dictionary defines booty as “da butt.”: I knew XHF was low class, but really?*Heavy Metal howls with even louder laughter.*
: Searching… searching… Webster’s dictionary defines booty as a synonym for “gluteus maximus” or “butt.”: How can you be so juvenile Heavy Metal!: Searching… searching… Oxford dictionary defines booty as “hidden treasure, especially when pertaining to pirates.”: Okay, that’s the one! It has to be! We are on a sunken ship after all. You may stop your laughter.: “Laughter! Laughter! All I hear or see is laughter!”: Yes…save your laughter for the sea! Because that is where we will need it to celebrate our victory!: Searching… searching… Redtube defines booty as—: MECHA! STOP SEARCHING! You’ll catch an E-STD.-End Transmission-
