Post by The King on Sept 29, 2018 14:37:37 GMT -5
..::THE FOLLOWING IS AN XHF PROMO PACKAGE FOR END OF DAYS::..
*Mario Music plays*
DUNA... DUNA... DUNA.
DUNA... DUNA... DUNA.
DUDU DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DULULUDUNDUNDUNDUN...
CUT THAT PIECE OF WAH OUT!
: *slankily* Wah... The REAL MC's of Peach Kingdom are talkin'
DUNA... DUNA... DUNA.
DUNA... DUNA... DUNA.
DUDU DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DULULUDUNDUNDUNDUN...
CUT THAT PIECE OF WAH OUT!: *slankily* Wah... The REAL MC's of Peach Kingdom are talkin'We open to Wario and Waluigi standing atop a pirate ship during dusk, Wario, in the most beautiful yellow he can find, prowls the ship with melancholy sighs. Meanwhile, Waluigi in the most perfect of purples is confined to steering the wheel, as far as we can see, it's a one man crew. In the center of the ship is a wrestling ring, with the cabin's quarters set up to look like an entrance way with flashing lights. Wario heads to it and rolls into the ring, calling for Waluigi to join him. The purple one looks a bit confused.
: But brother Wario, who will drive the ship? Surely we don't WAHnna crash and burn?
: WAHt, like our hopes and dreams?
: The one's that ended when we weren't WAHnnounced for Super Smash Bros?
: WAH!
: WAH!
: WAHnyways, let's talk about our opponents for the End of Days! Let's talk about the Borgs!
: Who?
: More like WAHt!
: *even more slankily than before* What do ya mean brotha WAHrio?
: *bulbourous* Well ya see brotha WAHluigi... We ain't facin' two 'umans.
: Wah?
: They're two evil 'borgs'!
: More evil than US?!
: NO! WAH NO!
: *dribbles for no apparent reason* Wah we're pretty evil...
: Oh.... We sure WAHre!
Wario proceeds to step on a puppy.
Waluigi laughs hysterically.
Wario picks it up.
Waluigi licks his lips.
Wario hands him the puppy.
Waluigi eats it.
: Now THAT'S evil!
: *between mouthfuls* So you're tellin' me 'tis, the only WAHy to beat the Borgs is to be even more EVIL than them?
: *smiles sadistically* EXWAHCTLY!
: *plucks a bit of eye out of his tooth* Well we've WAHn the match already then, right?
: Well... I WAHld think so...
: Well why WAHldn't have we?
: *picks his nose* Well they WAHve a manager named Evil-Borg... Now that sounds EVIL...
: Yeah? Well we WAHve Evil-Toad.
: *eats the bogie* Ohhhhhh yeaahhhhhh.....
**CUT TO TWO MONTHS PRIOR**
: 'Ey ya little shite!
: *laughs maniacally* WAH! Little shite!
: Be our frickin' manager yeah bruv?
: *repeating* Yeah bruv?
Toad freezes and sharts his toadstool.
Wario flosses.
Waluigi coughs without covering his mouth.
Toad begins to cry, he feels threatened.
Wario laughs.
Waluigi laughs.
: No pweese sirs, I has a family to care for.
: We're your new family NOW! WAH!
: WAH! 'nd you can call me daddy!
: NO! *slaps his brother* I'M DADDY!
: OH NO YOU'RE NOT!
: OH YES I AM!
: OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOTTTTT!
: OHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS I AMMMMM!
: WAH!
: WAH!
: NO I'M DADDY!
**CUT BACK TO THE PRESENT**
: Now tWAHt's pretty evil!
: We're defo gonna beat their WAHsses!
: WAH!
: WAH!
With this Wario and Waluigi watch the sunset as it dawns over the pirate ship.
Wario pulls his pants down.
Waluigi follows suite.
Both men begin to helicopter their penises as the promo cuts to a close.
Now that's, pretty evil.
: But brother Wario, who will drive the ship? Surely we don't WAHnna crash and burn?: WAHt, like our hopes and dreams?: The one's that ended when we weren't WAHnnounced for Super Smash Bros?: WAH!: WAH!: WAHnyways, let's talk about our opponents for the End of Days! Let's talk about the Borgs!: Who?: More like WAHt!: *even more slankily than before* What do ya mean brotha WAHrio?: *bulbourous* Well ya see brotha WAHluigi... We ain't facin' two 'umans.: Wah?: They're two evil 'borgs'!: More evil than US?!: NO! WAH NO!: *dribbles for no apparent reason* Wah we're pretty evil...: Oh.... We sure WAHre!Wario proceeds to step on a puppy.
Waluigi laughs hysterically.
Wario picks it up.
Waluigi licks his lips.
Wario hands him the puppy.
Waluigi eats it.
: Now THAT'S evil!: *between mouthfuls* So you're tellin' me 'tis, the only WAHy to beat the Borgs is to be even more EVIL than them?: *smiles sadistically* EXWAHCTLY!: *plucks a bit of eye out of his tooth* Well we've WAHn the match already then, right?: Well... I WAHld think so...: Well why WAHldn't have we?: *picks his nose* Well they WAHve a manager named Evil-Borg... Now that sounds EVIL...: Yeah? Well we WAHve Evil-Toad.: *eats the bogie* Ohhhhhh yeaahhhhhh.....**CUT TO TWO MONTHS PRIOR**
: 'Ey ya little shite!: *laughs maniacally* WAH! Little shite!: Be our frickin' manager yeah bruv?: *repeating* Yeah bruv?Toad freezes and sharts his toadstool.
Wario flosses.
Waluigi coughs without covering his mouth.
Toad begins to cry, he feels threatened.
Wario laughs.
Waluigi laughs.
: No pweese sirs, I has a family to care for.: We're your new family NOW! WAH!: WAH! 'nd you can call me daddy!: NO! *slaps his brother* I'M DADDY!: OH NO YOU'RE NOT!: OH YES I AM!: OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOTTTTT!: OHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS I AMMMMM!: WAH!: WAH!: NO I'M DADDY!**CUT BACK TO THE PRESENT**
: Now tWAHt's pretty evil!: We're defo gonna beat their WAHsses!: WAH!: WAH!With this Wario and Waluigi watch the sunset as it dawns over the pirate ship.
Wario pulls his pants down.
Waluigi follows suite.
Both men begin to helicopter their penises as the promo cuts to a close.
Now that's, pretty evil.