Evil Toad has somethin' to say bruv! [Disstrack]
Sept 29, 2018 17:38:20 GMT -5
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Post by The King on Sept 29, 2018 17:38:20 GMT -5
We cut open to a poorly rendered music video as Evil-Toad, flanked by Wario and Waluigi and a couple black men, all bop up and down to the beat.
Toad steps forward with his bright blue coat.
YO WASSUP PEEPS
LOOK AT THESE LOSERS
SEARCHING FOR ANSWERS CAUSE THEY SOME SNOOZERS
The background peeps all shout "OOOOOHHHH" as if that was a sick burn. Wario and Waluigi shout "WAH" whilst their pants touch the floor.
ACTING ALL ROBOTIC AND SUPER FINE
YOU'RE JUST LIKE A BAD WINE
YOU TASTE BAD, LOOK BAD, AND SMELL LIKE SHIT...
uh...
hmm...
WHEN YOU THINK OF YOUR MATCH AGAINST US YOU KNOW YOU GONNA LOSE IT!
Wario and Waluigi dab maniacally.
YEAH YEAH! MC EVIL-TOAD BRUV!
CAN'T STEP TO ME.
The black men stop beat-boxing and bopping as they just freeze and watch Wario and Waluigi dab. They shake their heads and just leaves, one of them muttering, "seems about white".
YO PEEPS WHERE MY ENSEMBLE AT?
GIMME AN OGGY OGGY OGGY...
No one responds, Wario and Waluigi are too busy dabbing, the other peeps have gone.
GUYS STOP DABBING!
Wario and Waluigi stop. They both shout "WAHT?".
WARIO BRUV, IT'S YO TIME TO DISS!
Wario plompers his way to the front of the camera.
WAH
WAH WAH WAH
YEAH BRO
WAH
BORGS, IF THATS EVEN YO REAL NAME
STOP TRYNNA TAKE OUR FAME
WE'RE BIGGER THAN YOU AND AINT THAT THE TRUTH
HA HA HA HA
COME STEP TO US 'ND YOU'LL BE HIT WITH
WAH WAH WAH WAH
Wario motions a drop of the mic as Waluigi steps forward for his part.
YOU LOOK LIKE A PENIS
The beat stops. All three men look at each other, perplexed.
They then turn to face the camera.
WAH
