Post by Kira Izumi on Oct 2, 2018 19:15:36 GMT -5
We open up to the same castle as last week.We see ruins and bones as well as tomb stones in throughout the land.We zoom in on two of them and the first says"Here lies Josh Woodrum,he died of the many stds he has caught from the many women he has been with." the other reads "Here lies Amanda Banxxx,the skank at woodrums side,who died by the hand of kira izumi" we than transition into the castle where we see a huge wooden door.It creaks open and we see Kira arise from his throne.
Kira:So Josh,I beat your sorry ass and im quit suprised really.I thought you were gonna come back on me but you couldnt take the sleeper hold i guess.Well enough of Josh "the Jobber" Woodrum and now onto his whore,Amanda Banxxx.Well amanda it seems that i have the worst of luck.I mean first i had a 50% chance of catching something and now,well now im quit terrified really.I mean you and your,your melons.Well,there just so damn big!Are those real?Nevermind im getting off topic,Now i have to go against another std ridden whore.Why? WHY!? must i get.So LUCKY! Now i have another chance to cleanse the filth of the world!Of AWA! You see,Banxxx come monday after i get two std kits provided by ZT and there awesome network by the way,ill kick your ass and make you choke!.....
Poor choice of words.Ah,I'm sorry i didnt mean like that i meant i was going to make you choke from a sleeper hold or,well nevermind you get the point.But it seems that AWA management just doesnt like giving me a break.Not that im complainning but could i be against someone without stds for one week,im getting really scared i might catch something and you now being with Kirito and being around Mr.X,Look i dont want those guys to catch anything either so please next week give me someone clean!All this work on getting rid of this filth is,Well actually its exilerating!Xome monday the whore of the AWA,Amanda Banxxx shall learn what its like to be hit by a real man!...
Wait!Wrong woooooooorrrrrrrdddddsssssssss-
the scene fades and we open up to a Hotel where we see Kira and Kirito.Its particularity a rainy day so they are both huddled up under an umbrellaThey make there way to the entrance of the hotel and walk up to the counter.
Kira: I need one room please.
Clerk:Right away sir.
Kira:Hey, i see the ZT bus outside.Which room are they in?I need to get ahold of them real quick.
Clerk:Sir,I'm afraid that information is confidential.
Kira:Alright,alright! I'll call them than!....
Hey I need your boss,Jaymz....
I dont give a damn i need him now!...
Fuck,these idiots MAn!... Ah,Yes Jaymz can you come down and meet me in room....100.Yeah,Thanks!
We fade into the room where kira and kirito place there bags onto the beds.We hear a knock on there door and kirito goes to answer it.
Kirito:Oh hello Jaymz.Kira will be here in a minute,come on in.
Jaymz:I'll just wait here.Tell him to hurry up.I dont got much time to be wasting on him.
Kira goes comes to the door.
Kira:Hey Jaymz!...
Jaymz:Cut the shit kid,what the fuck do you want?
Kira:Sorry, i was just trying to be friendly and all.I just needed about four of those std testing kits if you have any.I got money and everything so i can pay if thats an issue.
Jaymz:Well,your in luck Kira.We have 4 in stock.They can be yours for just 4 payments of 9.99!and for an extra 5 bucks i'll throw in a promo code for the ZT network.
Kira:EACH!?!?!?!?!??!
Jaymz:Yeah,What? Do you think were running a charity here?Well buddy were not!Besides,i'm giving you a discount sense your woring for us and all.
Kira begins mumbling to himself and pulls out his wallet.He begins scrounging around for they money and pulls it out.Jaymz begins to count it and looks at him with confusion and abit of anger.
Jaymz:What the hell is this?
Kira:Money.
Jaymz:No duh dipshit,i mean what is this!this here!This isnt american dollers!
Kira:It's Japanese Yen,Thats all i got on me at the moment.You can exchange it real easy.No worries.I just really need those kits man,Im scared man,IM FUCKING SCARED!
Jaymz:Calm your tits.Its all right.Just making sure your not trying to pull one on me.Now one quistion before i hand you these.Why do you need them exactly?
Kira:Have you seen last weeks card and this weeks?There putting me up against those things!Those std ridden vermine! i've tooken 12 showers in a row man!I dont want any stds!Kirito doesnt want any either! We need those things man.We need them like a crack head needs crack,like amanda banxxx needs to be penetrated by josh woodrum every night and day!
Jaymz:Ok,ok here.Take em and be careful man.That thing is discusting.
scene fades as we see kiras face with an excited and happy expression on his face.
We comeback from last week to see Shiro still in the woods.We fast forward so to speak to see him reach the castle of Kuro.He enters from the lower levels and we see a single cell witha samll s=child,his resemblance is that of Kira.The small child is crying as Shiro sneakes his way to him.
Shiro:Shhh.Little boy its ok.I can help you.Tell me your name and i can help you get out of here.
Boy:M-My name is Kira,Izumi Kira.
Shiro:So this is where he put you.Did Kuro put you in here? you have to tell me ok,so i can help you get out.
Kira:Y-yes.The big scary man put me in here!I-I just want okasan!Do you know where shes gone?The Scary man said he took her but.b-b-but....
Shiro:Shh.Shhh.Its ok Kira i'll help you find her ok?Just one more thing.Do you know where the keys to your cell are?
Kira:Y-Yes.There on the guard that coms down and gives me food and water.He's a nice man though.
Shiro:Ok play along and i'll get the keys ok? just act like you would if i wernt here and than ill sneak up on him and get the keys to help you get free.
Kira:Ok, Mister.
Shiro waits for a few hours till the guard comes.He sneaks behind him and chokes him out to hide his body and than he disguisses himself in the uniform and gets the keys.He unlocks the door and ushers the little boy to follow him.They eventually make there way past the lower levels and onto the ground levels.
Shiro:Ne,Kira?
Kira:Hm?
Shiro:Listen to me real carefully now ok?You have great power here.That scary man is actually scared of you.he didnt want you to stop him.Thats why he's locked you up and thats why he's built this castle over your home.Kira,You can do great things and with your help i can stop that scary man ok?So help me please,Im begging you!
Kira shakes his head in agreement and disbelife as the scene fades.
Kira:So Josh,I beat your sorry ass and im quit suprised really.I thought you were gonna come back on me but you couldnt take the sleeper hold i guess.Well enough of Josh "the Jobber" Woodrum and now onto his whore,Amanda Banxxx.Well amanda it seems that i have the worst of luck.I mean first i had a 50% chance of catching something and now,well now im quit terrified really.I mean you and your,your melons.Well,there just so damn big!Are those real?Nevermind im getting off topic,Now i have to go against another std ridden whore.Why? WHY!? must i get.So LUCKY! Now i have another chance to cleanse the filth of the world!Of AWA! You see,Banxxx come monday after i get two std kits provided by ZT and there awesome network by the way,ill kick your ass and make you choke!.....
Poor choice of words.Ah,I'm sorry i didnt mean like that i meant i was going to make you choke from a sleeper hold or,well nevermind you get the point.But it seems that AWA management just doesnt like giving me a break.Not that im complainning but could i be against someone without stds for one week,im getting really scared i might catch something and you now being with Kirito and being around Mr.X,Look i dont want those guys to catch anything either so please next week give me someone clean!All this work on getting rid of this filth is,Well actually its exilerating!Xome monday the whore of the AWA,Amanda Banxxx shall learn what its like to be hit by a real man!...
Wait!Wrong woooooooorrrrrrrdddddsssssssss-
the scene fades and we open up to a Hotel where we see Kira and Kirito.Its particularity a rainy day so they are both huddled up under an umbrellaThey make there way to the entrance of the hotel and walk up to the counter.
Kira: I need one room please.
Clerk:Right away sir.
Kira:Hey, i see the ZT bus outside.Which room are they in?I need to get ahold of them real quick.
Clerk:Sir,I'm afraid that information is confidential.
Kira:Alright,alright! I'll call them than!....
Hey I need your boss,Jaymz....
I dont give a damn i need him now!...
Fuck,these idiots MAn!... Ah,Yes Jaymz can you come down and meet me in room....100.Yeah,Thanks!
We fade into the room where kira and kirito place there bags onto the beds.We hear a knock on there door and kirito goes to answer it.
Kirito:Oh hello Jaymz.Kira will be here in a minute,come on in.
Jaymz:I'll just wait here.Tell him to hurry up.I dont got much time to be wasting on him.
Kira goes comes to the door.
Kira:Hey Jaymz!...
Jaymz:Cut the shit kid,what the fuck do you want?
Kira:Sorry, i was just trying to be friendly and all.I just needed about four of those std testing kits if you have any.I got money and everything so i can pay if thats an issue.
Jaymz:Well,your in luck Kira.We have 4 in stock.They can be yours for just 4 payments of 9.99!and for an extra 5 bucks i'll throw in a promo code for the ZT network.
Kira:EACH!?!?!?!?!??!
Jaymz:Yeah,What? Do you think were running a charity here?Well buddy were not!Besides,i'm giving you a discount sense your woring for us and all.
Kira begins mumbling to himself and pulls out his wallet.He begins scrounging around for they money and pulls it out.Jaymz begins to count it and looks at him with confusion and abit of anger.
Jaymz:What the hell is this?
Kira:Money.
Jaymz:No duh dipshit,i mean what is this!this here!This isnt american dollers!
Kira:It's Japanese Yen,Thats all i got on me at the moment.You can exchange it real easy.No worries.I just really need those kits man,Im scared man,IM FUCKING SCARED!
Jaymz:Calm your tits.Its all right.Just making sure your not trying to pull one on me.Now one quistion before i hand you these.Why do you need them exactly?
Kira:Have you seen last weeks card and this weeks?There putting me up against those things!Those std ridden vermine! i've tooken 12 showers in a row man!I dont want any stds!Kirito doesnt want any either! We need those things man.We need them like a crack head needs crack,like amanda banxxx needs to be penetrated by josh woodrum every night and day!
Jaymz:Ok,ok here.Take em and be careful man.That thing is discusting.
scene fades as we see kiras face with an excited and happy expression on his face.
We comeback from last week to see Shiro still in the woods.We fast forward so to speak to see him reach the castle of Kuro.He enters from the lower levels and we see a single cell witha samll s=child,his resemblance is that of Kira.The small child is crying as Shiro sneakes his way to him.
Shiro:Shhh.Little boy its ok.I can help you.Tell me your name and i can help you get out of here.
Boy:M-My name is Kira,Izumi Kira.
Shiro:So this is where he put you.Did Kuro put you in here? you have to tell me ok,so i can help you get out.
Kira:Y-yes.The big scary man put me in here!I-I just want okasan!Do you know where shes gone?The Scary man said he took her but.b-b-but....
Shiro:Shh.Shhh.Its ok Kira i'll help you find her ok?Just one more thing.Do you know where the keys to your cell are?
Kira:Y-Yes.There on the guard that coms down and gives me food and water.He's a nice man though.
Shiro:Ok play along and i'll get the keys ok? just act like you would if i wernt here and than ill sneak up on him and get the keys to help you get free.
Kira:Ok, Mister.
Shiro waits for a few hours till the guard comes.He sneaks behind him and chokes him out to hide his body and than he disguisses himself in the uniform and gets the keys.He unlocks the door and ushers the little boy to follow him.They eventually make there way past the lower levels and onto the ground levels.
Shiro:Ne,Kira?
Kira:Hm?
Shiro:Listen to me real carefully now ok?You have great power here.That scary man is actually scared of you.he didnt want you to stop him.Thats why he's locked you up and thats why he's built this castle over your home.Kira,You can do great things and with your help i can stop that scary man ok?So help me please,Im begging you!
Kira shakes his head in agreement and disbelife as the scene fades.