Post by Kira Izumi on Oct 2, 2018 19:35:57 GMT -5
Kira and Kirito is seen scrolling through ails in a Walmart.Kira is seen throwing in some plungers and toilet seats into a grey buggy.They head toward the magazine section and he grabs the latest in PWI (Pro Wrestling Illustrated)The big matches last card were seen as well as some things in various other promotions.W see kira throw it in the buggy as he and kirito look for a line to go into.He goes back and forth a few times before noticing something.
Kira:DAMNIT!!! theres only 4 damn lines open in this mother fucker!
Kirito:Calm down kira.Its ok!
Kira:This is why i told you we should just go to K-mart!Theres allways 4 fucking lines open!ALWAYS!!!!This is fucking ridicules!I swear im gonna sue these false advertising mother fuckers!
After an hour of waiting in a line longer than a line to disney world our hero reaches his destination,full of blood sweat and plenty of angered manly tears.Kira puts up the items from his buggy to the table top oof the young cashier.
Cashier:Hey arent you that Kira Izumi dude from AWA?
Kira:Yes.... Uh,Stoner?I-Is that right?
Cashier:You know my name man?Thats awesome!I saw your match against crazy j!That was insane man!And when his kid jumped in and saved you,man he has some pretty big balls!Not as big as yours i bet but....
Kira:Pleas,Ring up my shit here so i can leave this god forsaken place already.I swear i cnat stand it here!First the long ass lines and only four!FOUR FUCKING REGISTERS!!!!! what in the absolute fuck is wrong with this place!?Now please my patience is zero right now an d swear if you as-
Cashier:So man,like what did it feel like getting hit like that?
Kira:Listen,Stoner.I'll uh,I'll get you some little something something if you just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! Ok?what do you want?Some cheetoes some fucking altoids or something?( he grabs some candy and gum and throws it at the cashier as a lady comes in running around screaming"You all need jesus!""Praise the lord!")I swear to god!
the crazy lady runs in on kira as he turns around and grabs her by the throat.
Kira:Listen bitch ive had it up to here with this place and its bull shit!And you!y-YOU have crossed the fucking line!You start yelling that shit again im going to give you a one way ticket to fucking jesus!Howd you like that bitch!?!? Kirito get the stuff and put out in the car.I got some busness to take care of real quick.
She does as asked and we hear lots of screams as we focus on Kirito packing away the items into there black 1959 Cadillac.After a few minutes Kira is seen exiting Walmart and driving off.We see them drive on the road as he begins to speak.
Kira:Never again.Never again am i going inside of that hell hole!Now on to more important matters.Can you believe Crazy J told me to lay down?I knw he was trying to protect me and speaking of that,No hard feelings man.Oh,yeah!Max,That kid is a real life saver!If your watching this kid thanks allot back there but you dont need to be runnng in there you could of gotten hurt man.Thats not my place but im sure noone wants to see a fan get hurt because of one of our matches.Now on to my opponent this week.Rick Cargill.Funny last name.You know what else is funny about this Cargill fellow?He says he can hashtag powerbomb everything! let me tell you the harsh reality rick,NO.YOU.CANT! untill you powerbomb buildings,cars,and fully grown living and breathing fucking elephants and whales than you can go and fuck off with that bull shit!I actually took the time to read up on this chump too.Dont know why but i did you know?He's done some things in mexico and in my naitive japan.But the funny thing is it seems to be mainly with other people.Can you not pull your own?Well the AWA is giving you the opportunity of a life time!They are letting me take out my frustrations and past failures on you this week.What a lucky person you are rick.
Oh yeah and uh J congrats on that win last night,Im still picking out afew pieces of glass!But, Rick let me google you real quick ok?Actually,Kirito could you do it?
Kirito takes out her pink phone from her black purse.She turns it on and opens up the google app.She types in Rick Cargill and nothing shows up.
Kirito:Nothing.
Kira:Nothing?What do you mean theres nothing?
Kirito:Theres nothing on this guy,not even a wiki.Not a single thing is showing up but.... OH NO! No,never mind noone needs to see that!
Kira pulls over near a gas station and opens his hand.Kirito hands her phone over and he begins looking at the phone.He searches through pages and pages of google but finds nothing.He begins to crack up and burst into laughter as he hands the phone back over.
Kira:You were right theres not a damn thing on this guy! are you seriously telling me your putting your UUUUUUUUUUnited States Champion against a nobody like this?Its gonna be a nice win before we head back home isnt it?Rick im sorry i couldnt find out much more about you than a few videos on NicoNico i found one on youtube too i think but theres not much for me to work on here.But,Rick i dont care how big you are your nothing bbut a one trick pony named rick.Rick the dick Cargill that has a nice ring to it.Well rick this monday your gonna wish you never got signed to the AWA and your gonna hope you can even blink on your own after im done with your sorry ass!My name is kira izumi and it will be a pleasure torturing you this week!
The scene ends with Kira pumping some gas into the car before the screen fades to black.
Kira:DAMNIT!!! theres only 4 damn lines open in this mother fucker!
Kirito:Calm down kira.Its ok!
Kira:This is why i told you we should just go to K-mart!Theres allways 4 fucking lines open!ALWAYS!!!!This is fucking ridicules!I swear im gonna sue these false advertising mother fuckers!
After an hour of waiting in a line longer than a line to disney world our hero reaches his destination,full of blood sweat and plenty of angered manly tears.Kira puts up the items from his buggy to the table top oof the young cashier.
Cashier:Hey arent you that Kira Izumi dude from AWA?
Kira:Yes.... Uh,Stoner?I-Is that right?
Cashier:You know my name man?Thats awesome!I saw your match against crazy j!That was insane man!And when his kid jumped in and saved you,man he has some pretty big balls!Not as big as yours i bet but....
Kira:Pleas,Ring up my shit here so i can leave this god forsaken place already.I swear i cnat stand it here!First the long ass lines and only four!FOUR FUCKING REGISTERS!!!!! what in the absolute fuck is wrong with this place!?Now please my patience is zero right now an d swear if you as-
Cashier:So man,like what did it feel like getting hit like that?
Kira:Listen,Stoner.I'll uh,I'll get you some little something something if you just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! Ok?what do you want?Some cheetoes some fucking altoids or something?( he grabs some candy and gum and throws it at the cashier as a lady comes in running around screaming"You all need jesus!""Praise the lord!")I swear to god!
the crazy lady runs in on kira as he turns around and grabs her by the throat.
Kira:Listen bitch ive had it up to here with this place and its bull shit!And you!y-YOU have crossed the fucking line!You start yelling that shit again im going to give you a one way ticket to fucking jesus!Howd you like that bitch!?!? Kirito get the stuff and put out in the car.I got some busness to take care of real quick.
She does as asked and we hear lots of screams as we focus on Kirito packing away the items into there black 1959 Cadillac.After a few minutes Kira is seen exiting Walmart and driving off.We see them drive on the road as he begins to speak.
Kira:Never again.Never again am i going inside of that hell hole!Now on to more important matters.Can you believe Crazy J told me to lay down?I knw he was trying to protect me and speaking of that,No hard feelings man.Oh,yeah!Max,That kid is a real life saver!If your watching this kid thanks allot back there but you dont need to be runnng in there you could of gotten hurt man.Thats not my place but im sure noone wants to see a fan get hurt because of one of our matches.Now on to my opponent this week.Rick Cargill.Funny last name.You know what else is funny about this Cargill fellow?He says he can hashtag powerbomb everything! let me tell you the harsh reality rick,NO.YOU.CANT! untill you powerbomb buildings,cars,and fully grown living and breathing fucking elephants and whales than you can go and fuck off with that bull shit!I actually took the time to read up on this chump too.Dont know why but i did you know?He's done some things in mexico and in my naitive japan.But the funny thing is it seems to be mainly with other people.Can you not pull your own?Well the AWA is giving you the opportunity of a life time!They are letting me take out my frustrations and past failures on you this week.What a lucky person you are rick.
Oh yeah and uh J congrats on that win last night,Im still picking out afew pieces of glass!But, Rick let me google you real quick ok?Actually,Kirito could you do it?
Kirito takes out her pink phone from her black purse.She turns it on and opens up the google app.She types in Rick Cargill and nothing shows up.
Kirito:Nothing.
Kira:Nothing?What do you mean theres nothing?
Kirito:Theres nothing on this guy,not even a wiki.Not a single thing is showing up but.... OH NO! No,never mind noone needs to see that!
Kira pulls over near a gas station and opens his hand.Kirito hands her phone over and he begins looking at the phone.He searches through pages and pages of google but finds nothing.He begins to crack up and burst into laughter as he hands the phone back over.
Kira:You were right theres not a damn thing on this guy! are you seriously telling me your putting your UUUUUUUUUUnited States Champion against a nobody like this?Its gonna be a nice win before we head back home isnt it?Rick im sorry i couldnt find out much more about you than a few videos on NicoNico i found one on youtube too i think but theres not much for me to work on here.But,Rick i dont care how big you are your nothing bbut a one trick pony named rick.Rick the dick Cargill that has a nice ring to it.Well rick this monday your gonna wish you never got signed to the AWA and your gonna hope you can even blink on your own after im done with your sorry ass!My name is kira izumi and it will be a pleasure torturing you this week!
The scene ends with Kira pumping some gas into the car before the screen fades to black.