Post by The King on Oct 7, 2018 18:50:49 GMT -5
We see Sheriff Law in a ranch; somewhere in Texas. Within his hand is a beer, around his neck the trademark noose. His cowboy hat remains stern on his head and the shades cover his eyes as to let off no emotion. He’s smoking from a large cigarette; intaking the toxic fumes as every passing second ticks by.
Sheriff Law: I’m back in the world of professional wrestling, ‘nd I can’t be anymore dissatisfied that I am right now. The only place that’d take me was Los Angelos, my name blacklisted throughout all the other promotions, ‘nd god dang out of all the places it just had to be LA didn’t it; man I hate LA.
It’s a poor man’s Texas; full to the brim with jackasses who ain’t worth a dime for a shoe shine. Like this one guy, Ricky Jackson? Former pornstar turned wrestler; law breaker in my eyes. It’s okay to tangle with women but to intertwine with men ‘aswell? That’s not on. I ain’t want no {Mongo Edit: Fuck Off} runnin’ round my yard, I must dispose of you before you cause any more harm to our society; think of the kids dammit.
I don’t need to just beat you Jackson, but I need ta’ send a message ‘also. Your kind ain’t welcome ‘ere, ‘nd in Los Angelos it’ll be no different. You may not like the truth that spews from my mouth, but Ricky you need to be decimated to save this here promotion.
Now I won’t stand for a normal singles bout, ‘specially when you could use some of your gay manuavers to beat me; which let’s be real, ain’t happenin’. No I wanna face you in a first blood match Jackson, I wanna make sure ya bleed the rainbow clean outta yo system. Consider this a favour on my behalf, I’m only tryna help out a lost soul lookin’ for the light at the end of a tunnel. I’m your saviour Ricky, consider me the liberty to your freedom. Justice will be served at Blood Drive.
‘nd you shoot the Sheriff? The sheriff shoots back!
Sheriff Law cackles and smokes on his blunt some more. We fade to black.
OOC: This character in no way shape or form reflects my personal opinions, views or beliefs about the modern world. The character is presented as such a controversial figure to bring light to the prejudice that many people have to face - and show how they overcome it. Sheriff Law is a bad guy through and through; his words should never be taken as words of wisdom; they’re radical and stupendous remarks caused for controversy and reaction. I apologise if this has personally offended anyone; a personal attack was never intended - Only to create the most despicable antagonist you can’t wait to watch as they get their ass handed to.
Sheriff Law: I’m back in the world of professional wrestling, ‘nd I can’t be anymore dissatisfied that I am right now. The only place that’d take me was Los Angelos, my name blacklisted throughout all the other promotions, ‘nd god dang out of all the places it just had to be LA didn’t it; man I hate LA.
It’s a poor man’s Texas; full to the brim with jackasses who ain’t worth a dime for a shoe shine. Like this one guy, Ricky Jackson? Former pornstar turned wrestler; law breaker in my eyes. It’s okay to tangle with women but to intertwine with men ‘aswell? That’s not on. I ain’t want no {Mongo Edit: Fuck Off} runnin’ round my yard, I must dispose of you before you cause any more harm to our society; think of the kids dammit.
I don’t need to just beat you Jackson, but I need ta’ send a message ‘also. Your kind ain’t welcome ‘ere, ‘nd in Los Angelos it’ll be no different. You may not like the truth that spews from my mouth, but Ricky you need to be decimated to save this here promotion.
Now I won’t stand for a normal singles bout, ‘specially when you could use some of your gay manuavers to beat me; which let’s be real, ain’t happenin’. No I wanna face you in a first blood match Jackson, I wanna make sure ya bleed the rainbow clean outta yo system. Consider this a favour on my behalf, I’m only tryna help out a lost soul lookin’ for the light at the end of a tunnel. I’m your saviour Ricky, consider me the liberty to your freedom. Justice will be served at Blood Drive.
‘nd you shoot the Sheriff? The sheriff shoots back!
Sheriff Law cackles and smokes on his blunt some more. We fade to black.
OOC: This character in no way shape or form reflects my personal opinions, views or beliefs about the modern world. The character is presented as such a controversial figure to bring light to the prejudice that many people have to face - and show how they overcome it. Sheriff Law is a bad guy through and through; his words should never be taken as words of wisdom; they’re radical and stupendous remarks caused for controversy and reaction. I apologise if this has personally offended anyone; a personal attack was never intended - Only to create the most despicable antagonist you can’t wait to watch as they get their ass handed to.