Post by Venom 🕷 on Oct 11, 2018 23:08:57 GMT -5
“What are we doing in San Francisco James? Goldbear II has to be in Salem, Massachusetts in a couple days. It’s gonna take forever to get this bear across the country.”
We open up on the busy streets of San Francisco. The hustle and bustle of people can be heard and Venom, James Mueller and Goldbear II can be seen blocking traffic on the sidewalk in front of Madame Tussauds wax museum.
“Don’t worry about getting Goldy there on time, I’ll figure that out. We’re here for him anyway.”
“I don’t remember him ever telling me he wanted to see wax famous people.”
“That’s not why we’re here V. We’re here for practice.”
“Practice? We’re talking about practice?”
“Yes, Goldbear II’s practice. He’s in the EoD playoffs.”
“Playoffs? Playoffs?”
Mueller sighs at Venom’s sports rant impressions and continues.
“We’ve ran out of interns to feed to...er...I mean train with Goldy. So we need to find a way for him to train.”
“Does he really even need to train? This Kai kid is green as hell and seems to be more bark than he is bite.”
“Yeah, he is green and he doesn’t shut up, but he’s young and fast and there is a lot of film on Goldy now. He might find a weakness to exploit, so Goldy needs practice.”
“Still though James, why are we in San Francisco at a wax museum of all places?”
“Well, I rented the place out, and I paid for the insurance. So even though they won’t fight back we’re gonna take Goldy in there and one-by-one allow him to destroy everything in his sight.”
“I get it. Even though they won’t fight back the figures are all human sized and he’ll get practice attacking opponents similar to his foe. It’s like when I threw hams shaped like Kanyon’s head at him a year ago.”
“Exactly? I think.”
“Perfect, let’s head in.”
James walks in past a sign that says ‘closed for private event.’ Venom shrugs and follows James in. Goldbear II scratches his balls, let’s out a rawr that shocks the people on the street then follows in as well.
“Oh my god! What have you done!”
Venom and James come running out of the museum and shortly Goldbear II follows being chased by an employee of the museum.
“You guys... you ruined... everything.”
“We bought the insurance. We paid for the day.”
“This... this is not what the insurance is for. It’s for one slip and nicking a figure. You guys... your bear... you ruined everything we have! Steph Curry, Robin Williams, they’re all ruined!”
“Yeah, we sure got our money’s worth huh?”
Smoke literally starts to come out of the ears of the employee and his face turns beet red, which is impressive because he’s black. Venom looks at James and the two run down the street. Goldy looks both ways and then slowly walks after them as the scene fades.
We open up on the busy streets of San Francisco. The hustle and bustle of people can be heard and Venom, James Mueller and Goldbear II can be seen blocking traffic on the sidewalk in front of Madame Tussauds wax museum.
“Don’t worry about getting Goldy there on time, I’ll figure that out. We’re here for him anyway.”
“I don’t remember him ever telling me he wanted to see wax famous people.”
“That’s not why we’re here V. We’re here for practice.”
“Practice? We’re talking about practice?”
“Yes, Goldbear II’s practice. He’s in the EoD playoffs.”
“Playoffs? Playoffs?”
Mueller sighs at Venom’s sports rant impressions and continues.
“We’ve ran out of interns to feed to...er...I mean train with Goldy. So we need to find a way for him to train.”
“Does he really even need to train? This Kai kid is green as hell and seems to be more bark than he is bite.”
“Yeah, he is green and he doesn’t shut up, but he’s young and fast and there is a lot of film on Goldy now. He might find a weakness to exploit, so Goldy needs practice.”
“Still though James, why are we in San Francisco at a wax museum of all places?”
“Well, I rented the place out, and I paid for the insurance. So even though they won’t fight back we’re gonna take Goldy in there and one-by-one allow him to destroy everything in his sight.”
“I get it. Even though they won’t fight back the figures are all human sized and he’ll get practice attacking opponents similar to his foe. It’s like when I threw hams shaped like Kanyon’s head at him a year ago.”
“Exactly? I think.”
“Perfect, let’s head in.”
James walks in past a sign that says ‘closed for private event.’ Venom shrugs and follows James in. Goldbear II scratches his balls, let’s out a rawr that shocks the people on the street then follows in as well.
-20 minutes later-
Venom and James come running out of the museum and shortly Goldbear II follows being chased by an employee of the museum.
“You guys... you ruined... everything.”
“We bought the insurance. We paid for the day.”
“This... this is not what the insurance is for. It’s for one slip and nicking a figure. You guys... your bear... you ruined everything we have! Steph Curry, Robin Williams, they’re all ruined!”
“Yeah, we sure got our money’s worth huh?”
Smoke literally starts to come out of the ears of the employee and his face turns beet red, which is impressive because he’s black. Venom looks at James and the two run down the street. Goldy looks both ways and then slowly walks after them as the scene fades.
