Post by ForeverKuroi on Oct 18, 2018 13:59:47 GMT -5
"You've had your chance, baby".
The scene fades open into a veil of smoke.
"You've had your chance to take in all this glory".
A face pierces through the hazy grey foreground.
"You could have had me as your submissive little kitty."
Ember throws her hand like she was a cat, swatting. She then moves it towards her face and sticks out her tongue, like she's cleaning herself.
"All you had to do was twirl a yarn and I would have chased after it. i would have been a lap cat. I would have sat on your lap and purred".
The camera zooms in onto Ember's face. She flips her hair back.
"Oh Jacky-boy, I would have purred".
Ember's smile soon fades to a neutral face. Perhaps even a little bit of a grimace.
Ember: But now, you'll find that this submissive, little kitty has fangs. It can arch its back, and it can hiss. Now I'm not sure if you were playing hard to get or if you wanted to see me get angry because you can only get off during hate sex. I don't know. No one knows. Only God can know, because you're lovable idiot. In fact, the one thing you got going for you other than your rock hard abs and that bulge I see in your body when I see you wrestling is your stamina. Your endurance. I saw how you fared in the XHF Rumble in April. And from what I hear from Dakota, who may or may not fall into a little accident soon, is that it probably translates into the bedroom. Now I think this might be our first match where we wrestle toe to toe. Sure, we had the rumble. But that was before our fire kindled and before I see your nether regions get rigid whenever I walk into the room. Hehe.
Ember smirks so mofuggin' kawaii-like.
Ember: Just remember no one else can have me. Not Price, even though I have to say - even if I was for sale, he wouldn't be able to afford me. That little punk has done nothing of repute in the XHF Network... and not even the XHF! This Price is about as legitimate as monopoly money! I'd call him a has-been, but he's more of a never was! I kind of want to say he's had so many chances at the X*Crown Championship within the past 365 days that he doesn't deserve another chance! Remember Supremacy? Remember your feud with Curtis Kanyon back when he was champion? I'm sure you've faced Rob Arnold for the belt too, and did you win? Nosiree bob! You want to be the next Jack Diamond? You're closer to jack shit!
Ember tries to mimic Price's shit eating grin.
Ember: And what about this Raiden Ishimori character? This king of memes as I hear him called on the interwebs. I have to say, he's not too bad of a wrestler. He's probably the best wrestler of a dead wrestling promotion. Congratulations! You're like a baby that survived the childbirth that killed your mother. Sure, where you came from isn't alive anymore, but you are! Does that mean you're a great wrestler? Not really. All I'll need is my right foot. I can step on you and end your suffering right here and right now! Now you also had your chance, Raiden. You had the greatest chance of all when you walked into Night of Champions, the grandest stage that the XHF had. You lost. Now, you didn't lose quite as badly as Price and surely, you might deserve a second chance, but you got to learn from your past mistakes. Think on them. Here's one piece of advice I'll give you before you make your mistake - Stay away from my Jacky-poo. If I see you so much as lay a finger on him...
Ember Ferrari pulls out a piece of fruit. Just don't ask where.
Ember: And I'll do this to your fucking balls.
Ember: Then there's Charlie Velez. The guy who couldn't even show up to the XHF Rumble because he's a cheap asshole. The guy who's not worth talking about because, well... He's never here. The waste of my time. The waste of my breath. I get it. He's a great wrestler. ...Or rather, he used to be a great wrestler. Hasn't really shown us anything recently, has he? And you have to sort of wonder... Well... Why not? It's not that he's too good for us, is he? Of course not. If there's one thing that men with money want, it's more money. If there's one thing that men with power want, it's more power. The XHF surely has all of that, but this asshole can't be bothered to pay an extra five bucks for his Uber, and it's safe to assume that he's poor and weak. He's decrepit. He's fragile. Hell, I'll be surprised if he even decides to show. Sorry, Charlie! But if I see you in the ring, I'm coming after you! You're an easy pin!
Ember giggles.
Ember: It seems the one asshole in this match is Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I get how you feel, friend. I'm also a minority. I'm a woman. In fact, I feel that the SSS employees, us women, are paid only seventy-eight cents on the dollar compared to the men in the XHF Network! All because I have breasts! And a vagina! And because I have a menstrual cycle out my butt every time I eat at Chipotle! I get it. We're different. This doesn't mean that we're best friends and doesn't mean I won't go after you at End of Days, but we're different. You and I aren't the same as the white men in power. Hell, sometimes I look at Jackson Steele and wonder if in twenty years, he'll look like Brett Kavanaugh.
Ember Ferrari looks at the image in her mind...
Ember: Speaking of Steele, he's the worst of them all! He's stepped up to Jack's turf. He loses. Then leaves the AWF. Bah! The AWF? You've had your best luck with them! You were at the time their best champion ever, and you leave to the AXW, where you become their Copycat! But that's fine. It's now Jack's time, bay-bay! Well, until it becomes my time. I'm not worried about you. Hell, you couldn't even pin me in the bedroom! You were a terrible lay! I swear, if you were any more of a bitch, I would have pit the ball gag in YOUR mouth and the anal beads up YOUR ass! You're filth! I mean, I am the type to complain about terrible sex.
Ember looks at the camera.
Ember: People sitting at home: Who the hell would use the word "STOP" as a safe word! If you forget the safe word, just fucking say that! Jackson Steele, you are dirt! You are disgusting, and I honestly believe that the reason all those women moan in those videos is because they're being paid. Hell, I can do that! ....oooooh.
Ember then starts to get louder.
Ember: ....OOOOOOH!
Then even louder.
Ember: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
That's when a door opens.
Woman: Must you really do all of this!? First smoking and then making sexual noises in the bathroom of a daycare center!?
Ember: Lady, look. I'm just here to pick up my nephew and the sooner you dickheads are done, the sooner I'll leave.
Le Fin.
