Fun Fair Against the Foreign Fiends! (Curtis Tag RP)
Oct 26, 2018 20:28:33 GMT -5
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Oct 26, 2018 20:28:33 GMT -5
**Fade in. Dublin, Ireland. St. Anne’s Park**
*We see President Curtis D. Kanyon and Feargal Nukebuster in front of a basic looking back drop that shows the End of Days logo. Funaki stands between the two with a bald cap and fake mustache.*
: Funaki, XHF Numbah One Announssah here! I mean, good evenin’ ladies and gentlemen. I’m here with two majah guests. A tag team where both men are pulling double duty. Can I get your take?
: Well let me tell you somethin’ Mean Funaki! We’ve got two jacked dudes here brother—
*From off screen.*
: THAT’S MY SHTICK BROTHA!
: Sorry about that brother brother. Let me switch it up!
*Curtis resets the scene and finds his character.*
: OOOOOHH YEEEAHHHH! Snap into a Slim Jim Funaki! You’re looking at the men of the hour, towers of power, too sweet to be sour, uh-huh!
: Mithter Prethident, I also hang out with Macho Man’s ghost.
: Well he ain’t here right now, is he brother! Uh-huh! You see, Curtis and Feargal here, we’re coming to take on the Jumping Bomb Angels and we’re going to send them packing back to Korea, uh-huh! Let Kim Jong deal with those bullies, because we ain’t got time for that brother, OOOOOH YEEEAH!
: Why are you talking like that?
: We’re two buff heroes fighting weak looking foreigners, so we’re doing a throwback RP. You act like your Uncle and it will be fine.
: Is that okay Uncle?
: IF IT HELPS YOU GET THE WIN MY DUDE! TAG TEAM SYNERGY! BE SURE TO ALSO DO THE HANDSHAKE!
: Oh yeah, that’ll make you feel it!
: Well, if you guyth thay tho.
*Curtis and Feargal recreate THE HANDSHAKE…
…and Feargal’s eyes light up!
: WELL LET ME TELL YOU THOMING MEAN FUNAKI! WATCHA GONNA DO… WHEN THETHE TWENTY FOUR INCH PYTHONTH RUN WILD… ON… YOU!
: Uh, get out of the zoo?
: Thethe arms are coming for Kira and Rukia! They methed with the wrong duo!
: Tell ‘em brother, uh-huh!
: Everybody knowth that Feargalmania ith the thtrongetht power in the univerth! But when Feargal wath in that ring with the madneth, it opened up my eyeth!
: Yeah! That’s right brother! Unbelievable! Yeah! We’re going to take on the Orient Express with reckless abandon, yeah, and we’re going to send them out of the stratosphere! Uh-huh! This will truly be the end of days for these two!
: You know something Curtith! I know where you’re coming from! That’th right brother! When I athked you to be my tag team partner, I jutht wanted to meet you, and it’th jutht, I’m jutht tho happy—
: Stay on target.
: Right, thorry. I mean, thethe bullieth will feel the power! The thuper ultra mega power! When we go down that ithle and thlap them around the ring! And all the little Feargalmaniacth will be watching, they’ll be paying attention becauthe they will will have thaid there prayerth and taken their vitaminth! They will watch uth enter that ring and become the ultimate human dethtruction mathines!
: That’s right brother! Uh-huh! We will take on the Twin Towers brother!
: TOO SOON BROTHA!
: Uh… we will take on the Wild Samoans brother, we’ll tear them down, uh-huh! Yeah! We’re going to… to… oh man, I can’t keep up this high energy! How the hell did you do it?
: COKE BROTHA!
: Okay, exnay the 80’s style talk. Listen Kira, Rukia, I don’t even know if you have a real tag name. But you bullied my number one fan, and that ain’t cool! So we’re coming down to that ring, and we’re beating your asses.
: Yeah! With the prethident by my thide,, you two meanieth are getting the biggetht butt whooping! We’ll make you feel… the... BA—
: Hey! What are you doing?
: I jutht wanted to try it, it always lookth tho fun to thay.
: Yeah, but that’s my catchphrase.
: Thorry, I’m justht tho exthited. Teaming with you. Being here at the fair. It’th great.
*The camera zooms out to reveal they are staind in front of a giant End of Days ad in the middle of the Xtreme FunFair! XHF has partnered with the local Dublin fair to promote End of Days! There’s a ferris wheel with a big XHF logo in the center. A Hyperion rollercoaster. A Jack Diamond themed arcade. A Mongo’s Deep Fried Food shack. A bunch of other fun XHF related things.*
: Mithter Prethident, thince we’re here… can we go to the fair together? You know, for theam tholidarity?
: Um, I guess? But what do we even do?
: I can guide you! I’ve got a hand for you Mithter Prethident!
*A classic Kanyon RP Montage starts as “Hold My Hand” by Hootie and the Blowfish starts to play.
Curtis grabs Feargal’s hand and he pulls the president away. Uncle Hogan and Funaki follow. We cut to them riding the bumper cars! They bounce around a bit, Hogan attacking the President's car more than the others. Then we cut to them going around on the ferris wheel, while also eating cotton candy. Curtis and Feargal in one car, and then Hogan and Funaki in the next. We then see Curtis handing Feargal a mallot, and he hammers a switch on the ground in the Test Your Strength game, but the tower is replaced with a Beanz stand. The puck goes all the way to the top of Beanz head! Curtis and Feargal high five. Uncle Hogan lifts his hand for a high five, but Feargal doesn't notice and leaves him hanging. Then Funaki tries and it barely moves past Beanz crotch. I just wanted to make you think about Beanz crotch. We then cut to the foursome at Mongo’s Deep Fried Food shack. They order fried oreos and the frying attendant dressed like Copycat takes there order. Wait a minute, it IS Copycat! He tries to say hi to Curtis, but the President ignores him after the order is placed. Then we cut to Curtis playing the throw the baseballs at the cans game. He hits, but the ball bounces off. Curtis calls over Secret Service Jim and he shoots the bottles. The game attendant hands Curtis a giant stuffed Goldbear II, Curtis then hands it to Feargal, who raises it high in the air! Uncle Hogan looks jealous. We then cut to The foursome placing bets at a turtle race! The turtles are racing pretty slowly, but the gang is super into it! Feargal looks closely at his turtle, cheering him on. Curtis is blowing on the back of his turtle, trying to push it with his mighty breath. The Hulkster is offering a syringe of… “medicine.” Funaki is just leaning back and watching as his turtle is in the lead and ultimately…wins! The music fades.*
: Damnit little turtle! You son of a—YAOOOW!
*Curtis puts his finger in the turtle’s face to shame him, but all that did was give the turtle the chance to snap at Curtis and bite his finger!*
: Oh no! Mithter Prethident! Do you need help? A band-aid? A tetneth thot?
: No, no! I’m fine. But this turtle ain’t! I’m going to show him!
*The turtle is slowly walking away.*
: Oh no buddy! You ain’t walking away that easy! Just for that, I’m going to make your whole family pay! You’ll never forget you messed with the President!
*Curtis cracks his knuckles and follows the turtle…slowly.*
: Um…if that’th what you want to do thir. But what about getting ready for our match?
: We have time, I’ll catch up.
*Feargal and Hogan look at each other and shrug. Feargal grabs his Goldbear II plushie and they walk away. Funaki is collecting his winnings. Curtis continues to follow the turtle as it crawls away…
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…and still following…
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…the turtle starts to wlak by Mongo’s Fatty Shack, I’m too lazy to look back at what I called it…
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…Curtis still continues to follow.*
: That’s right, just keep walking.
*The turtle does…
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…and still does. Curtis still holding his bitten finger…
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Now walking past the Jack Daimond Arcade*
: You are going to get it! I can’t wait! You and everyone you care for!
*The turtle continues on, people entering and exiting the arcade walking around Curtis and the turtle…
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…Curtis licking his lips ready to pounce, waiting for the right moment…
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…the turtle enters a barnyard, Curtis following closely...
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…Curtis follows him across the room until the turtle walks between two metallic legs. Curtis hits his head on one of the legs. He looks up.*
: Hey! Your son bit me, and I want to know what you’re going to do about it!
: RRRAAAAWWWRRRR!
*Curtis turns and runs the hell out of the barnyard. After a second, he pokes his head back in.*
: YOUR SON IS AN ASSHOLE!
*Curtis then darts away again.*
: …
*Evil Borg and Heavy Metal Borg walk into the room.*
: Look at this awesome costume I got for Mecha Goldbear III! He is ready to scare kids in the Haunted Barnyard tonight!
: RRRRAAAAWWWWRRR!
: And I programmed him with a new roar! The floor will be covered in scared child pee! MWUA HA HA HA HA!
**Fade out.**
*We see President Curtis D. Kanyon and Feargal Nukebuster in front of a basic looking back drop that shows the End of Days logo. Funaki stands between the two with a bald cap and fake mustache.*
: Funaki, XHF Numbah One Announssah here! I mean, good evenin’ ladies and gentlemen. I’m here with two majah guests. A tag team where both men are pulling double duty. Can I get your take?: Well let me tell you somethin’ Mean Funaki! We’ve got two jacked dudes here brother—*From off screen.*
: THAT’S MY SHTICK BROTHA!: Sorry about that brother brother. Let me switch it up!*Curtis resets the scene and finds his character.*
: OOOOOHH YEEEAHHHH! Snap into a Slim Jim Funaki! You’re looking at the men of the hour, towers of power, too sweet to be sour, uh-huh!: Mithter Prethident, I also hang out with Macho Man’s ghost.: Well he ain’t here right now, is he brother! Uh-huh! You see, Curtis and Feargal here, we’re coming to take on the Jumping Bomb Angels and we’re going to send them packing back to Korea, uh-huh! Let Kim Jong deal with those bullies, because we ain’t got time for that brother, OOOOOH YEEEAH!: Why are you talking like that?: We’re two buff heroes fighting weak looking foreigners, so we’re doing a throwback RP. You act like your Uncle and it will be fine.: Is that okay Uncle?: IF IT HELPS YOU GET THE WIN MY DUDE! TAG TEAM SYNERGY! BE SURE TO ALSO DO THE HANDSHAKE!: Oh yeah, that’ll make you feel it!: Well, if you guyth thay tho.*Curtis and Feargal recreate THE HANDSHAKE…
…and Feargal’s eyes light up!
: WELL LET ME TELL YOU THOMING MEAN FUNAKI! WATCHA GONNA DO… WHEN THETHE TWENTY FOUR INCH PYTHONTH RUN WILD… ON… YOU!: Uh, get out of the zoo?: Thethe arms are coming for Kira and Rukia! They methed with the wrong duo!: Tell ‘em brother, uh-huh!: Everybody knowth that Feargalmania ith the thtrongetht power in the univerth! But when Feargal wath in that ring with the madneth, it opened up my eyeth!: Yeah! That’s right brother! Unbelievable! Yeah! We’re going to take on the Orient Express with reckless abandon, yeah, and we’re going to send them out of the stratosphere! Uh-huh! This will truly be the end of days for these two!: You know something Curtith! I know where you’re coming from! That’th right brother! When I athked you to be my tag team partner, I jutht wanted to meet you, and it’th jutht, I’m jutht tho happy—: Stay on target.: Right, thorry. I mean, thethe bullieth will feel the power! The thuper ultra mega power! When we go down that ithle and thlap them around the ring! And all the little Feargalmaniacth will be watching, they’ll be paying attention becauthe they will will have thaid there prayerth and taken their vitaminth! They will watch uth enter that ring and become the ultimate human dethtruction mathines!: That’s right brother! Uh-huh! We will take on the Twin Towers brother!: TOO SOON BROTHA!: Uh… we will take on the Wild Samoans brother, we’ll tear them down, uh-huh! Yeah! We’re going to… to… oh man, I can’t keep up this high energy! How the hell did you do it?: COKE BROTHA!: Okay, exnay the 80’s style talk. Listen Kira, Rukia, I don’t even know if you have a real tag name. But you bullied my number one fan, and that ain’t cool! So we’re coming down to that ring, and we’re beating your asses.: Yeah! With the prethident by my thide,, you two meanieth are getting the biggetht butt whooping! We’ll make you feel… the... BA—: Hey! What are you doing?: I jutht wanted to try it, it always lookth tho fun to thay.: Yeah, but that’s my catchphrase.: Thorry, I’m justht tho exthited. Teaming with you. Being here at the fair. It’th great.*The camera zooms out to reveal they are staind in front of a giant End of Days ad in the middle of the Xtreme FunFair! XHF has partnered with the local Dublin fair to promote End of Days! There’s a ferris wheel with a big XHF logo in the center. A Hyperion rollercoaster. A Jack Diamond themed arcade. A Mongo’s Deep Fried Food shack. A bunch of other fun XHF related things.*
: Mithter Prethident, thince we’re here… can we go to the fair together? You know, for theam tholidarity?: Um, I guess? But what do we even do?: I can guide you! I’ve got a hand for you Mithter Prethident!*A classic Kanyon RP Montage starts as “Hold My Hand” by Hootie and the Blowfish starts to play.
Curtis grabs Feargal’s hand and he pulls the president away. Uncle Hogan and Funaki follow. We cut to them riding the bumper cars! They bounce around a bit, Hogan attacking the President's car more than the others. Then we cut to them going around on the ferris wheel, while also eating cotton candy. Curtis and Feargal in one car, and then Hogan and Funaki in the next. We then see Curtis handing Feargal a mallot, and he hammers a switch on the ground in the Test Your Strength game, but the tower is replaced with a Beanz stand. The puck goes all the way to the top of Beanz head! Curtis and Feargal high five. Uncle Hogan lifts his hand for a high five, but Feargal doesn't notice and leaves him hanging. Then Funaki tries and it barely moves past Beanz crotch. I just wanted to make you think about Beanz crotch. We then cut to the foursome at Mongo’s Deep Fried Food shack. They order fried oreos and the frying attendant dressed like Copycat takes there order. Wait a minute, it IS Copycat! He tries to say hi to Curtis, but the President ignores him after the order is placed. Then we cut to Curtis playing the throw the baseballs at the cans game. He hits, but the ball bounces off. Curtis calls over Secret Service Jim and he shoots the bottles. The game attendant hands Curtis a giant stuffed Goldbear II, Curtis then hands it to Feargal, who raises it high in the air! Uncle Hogan looks jealous. We then cut to The foursome placing bets at a turtle race! The turtles are racing pretty slowly, but the gang is super into it! Feargal looks closely at his turtle, cheering him on. Curtis is blowing on the back of his turtle, trying to push it with his mighty breath. The Hulkster is offering a syringe of… “medicine.” Funaki is just leaning back and watching as his turtle is in the lead and ultimately…wins! The music fades.*
: Damnit little turtle! You son of a—YAOOOW!*Curtis puts his finger in the turtle’s face to shame him, but all that did was give the turtle the chance to snap at Curtis and bite his finger!*
: Oh no! Mithter Prethident! Do you need help? A band-aid? A tetneth thot?: No, no! I’m fine. But this turtle ain’t! I’m going to show him!*The turtle is slowly walking away.*
: Oh no buddy! You ain’t walking away that easy! Just for that, I’m going to make your whole family pay! You’ll never forget you messed with the President!*Curtis cracks his knuckles and follows the turtle…slowly.*
: Um…if that’th what you want to do thir. But what about getting ready for our match?: We have time, I’ll catch up.*Feargal and Hogan look at each other and shrug. Feargal grabs his Goldbear II plushie and they walk away. Funaki is collecting his winnings. Curtis continues to follow the turtle as it crawls away…
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…and still following…
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…the turtle starts to wlak by Mongo’s Fatty Shack, I’m too lazy to look back at what I called it…
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…Curtis still continues to follow.*
: That’s right, just keep walking.*The turtle does…
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…and still does. Curtis still holding his bitten finger…
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Now walking past the Jack Daimond Arcade*
: You are going to get it! I can’t wait! You and everyone you care for!*The turtle continues on, people entering and exiting the arcade walking around Curtis and the turtle…
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…Curtis licking his lips ready to pounce, waiting for the right moment…
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…the turtle enters a barnyard, Curtis following closely...
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…Curtis follows him across the room until the turtle walks between two metallic legs. Curtis hits his head on one of the legs. He looks up.*
: Hey! Your son bit me, and I want to know what you’re going to do about it!: RRRAAAAWWWRRRR!*Curtis turns and runs the hell out of the barnyard. After a second, he pokes his head back in.*
: YOUR SON IS AN ASSHOLE!*Curtis then darts away again.*
: …*Evil Borg and Heavy Metal Borg walk into the room.*
: Look at this awesome costume I got for Mecha Goldbear III! He is ready to scare kids in the Haunted Barnyard tonight!: RRRRAAAAWWWWRRR!: And I programmed him with a new roar! The floor will be covered in scared child pee! MWUA HA HA HA HA!**Fade out.**
