@Forever Kuroi, Kira Izumi, Danny Ray, D-Flipz, and Steele
Oct 31, 2018 17:12:15 GMT -5
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Post by anthonycaffrey on Oct 31, 2018 17:12:15 GMT -5
We see the new AXW Star, Anthony Caffrey, along with his two AVA associates, Wellington Dunne and Jack James, immediately following Caffrey’s big win over Duke Kosloff. They are getting ready to leave the arena and have been celebrating getting one over on Duke.
Caffrey’s tone shifts as he looks around their bags, trying to urgently something.
Anthony Caffrey Where’s that list of names I had on me?
Wellington pulls out a single sheet of paper from his bag.
Wellington Dunne It’s right here man.
Caffrey: Great, let’s do this now then.
Jack James: Right now?
Caffrey: I’ve got a cameraman here, don’t I? After this drinks at the pub are on me.
Jack: But you don’t like—
Caffrey: I didn’t say I was going to drink the disgusting piss the pub serves.
Caffrey turns to the camera.
Caffrey: Ladies and gentlemen, in case you didn’t know, maybe now you do. I doubt that you all are intelligent enough to learn a lesson the first time, but I unfortunately can be an optimist at times. As you can now see, I am a man of my word. When I say I’m going to beat someone, I’m now just pulling something out of my ass. That’s unlike this list of people here, people who clearly pulled their predictions out of their ass. The following losers incorrectly guessed the winner of my match. Who are they?
Dunne starts reading off people.
Dunne: Forever Kuroi, Kira Izumi, Danny Ray, and Dave D-Flipz.
Caffrey turns to the camera.
Caffrey: Now I was going to take the time to roast each of you individually, but since none of you seem to have even bothered to watch an AXW show recently, I’m not going to bother learning about any of you or the shithole companies you’re a part of. I know none of you watched any of the shows lately. Hell you could have even watched me talk just once and you’d be like, “Well shit, that guy’s CLEARLY going to win”. But instead you chose to live in ignorance. You chose to live in your own little world because if you even turned on AXW and watched me once, you’d suddenly realize just how pathetic you truly are. The fact is this: if you’ve never experienced a top-tier steakhouse, you’re never going to find a grocery store steak to be inadequate. And settling for inadequacy is exactly why all of you made that dumbass prediction. If any of you get upset that I’ve called you a dumbass, realize that I would break your ankles just like I just did to Kosloff, because while you’re all sitting around with your thumbs up your asses in your shithole companies, I am a student of the game and I am always learning while you’re all content to be shit. Wednesday’s Halloween, maybe I’ll send you all some glasses and AVA t-shirts so you can dress up and go to parties in costume as an intelligent person.
Caffrey showcases his sinister showman smile, before turning back to Dunne.
Caffrey: There’s one more person on that list. Who is it?
Dunne: Jackson Steele.
Caffrey: Jackson goddamn Steele. Right. Jackson. Whose ass WE kicked. We tore that man apart and that man thought Duke was going to run through me? What kind of sheer lunacy is that? What the hell is that, seriously?
Caffrey almost seems more pissed to have won.
Caffrey: We’re talking about a man who won’t even come wrestle in MY company anymore because we beat the everloving shit out of him. A guy who said, “Yeah you know what, I can find an easier show to be on”. That guy. At least swallow your pride and admit that you’ve been thoroughly outclassed. I haven’t even seen that guy’s security team since we beat them senseless. The rest of them can claim ignorance. That guy, that guy in particular can kindly go kiss my lily white ass.
Dunne and James shoot each other a look.
Jack: Caffrey, come on, let’s get out of here—
Caffrey: Fine, let’s go. But I’m winning that damn tournament. And then somebody can go dig Scorpion out of his grave so he can crown me Undisputed Champ after I beat Pierce.
Dunne: You driving, Jack?
Jack Of course.
The camera fades as the AVA exits the arena.
(OOC: Permission asked for/granted by other AVA members.)
Caffrey’s tone shifts as he looks around their bags, trying to urgently something.
Anthony Caffrey Where’s that list of names I had on me?
Wellington pulls out a single sheet of paper from his bag.
Wellington Dunne It’s right here man.
Caffrey: Great, let’s do this now then.
Jack James: Right now?
Caffrey: I’ve got a cameraman here, don’t I? After this drinks at the pub are on me.
Jack: But you don’t like—
Caffrey: I didn’t say I was going to drink the disgusting piss the pub serves.
Caffrey turns to the camera.
Caffrey: Ladies and gentlemen, in case you didn’t know, maybe now you do. I doubt that you all are intelligent enough to learn a lesson the first time, but I unfortunately can be an optimist at times. As you can now see, I am a man of my word. When I say I’m going to beat someone, I’m now just pulling something out of my ass. That’s unlike this list of people here, people who clearly pulled their predictions out of their ass. The following losers incorrectly guessed the winner of my match. Who are they?
Dunne starts reading off people.
Dunne: Forever Kuroi, Kira Izumi, Danny Ray, and Dave D-Flipz.
Caffrey turns to the camera.
Caffrey: Now I was going to take the time to roast each of you individually, but since none of you seem to have even bothered to watch an AXW show recently, I’m not going to bother learning about any of you or the shithole companies you’re a part of. I know none of you watched any of the shows lately. Hell you could have even watched me talk just once and you’d be like, “Well shit, that guy’s CLEARLY going to win”. But instead you chose to live in ignorance. You chose to live in your own little world because if you even turned on AXW and watched me once, you’d suddenly realize just how pathetic you truly are. The fact is this: if you’ve never experienced a top-tier steakhouse, you’re never going to find a grocery store steak to be inadequate. And settling for inadequacy is exactly why all of you made that dumbass prediction. If any of you get upset that I’ve called you a dumbass, realize that I would break your ankles just like I just did to Kosloff, because while you’re all sitting around with your thumbs up your asses in your shithole companies, I am a student of the game and I am always learning while you’re all content to be shit. Wednesday’s Halloween, maybe I’ll send you all some glasses and AVA t-shirts so you can dress up and go to parties in costume as an intelligent person.
Caffrey showcases his sinister showman smile, before turning back to Dunne.
Caffrey: There’s one more person on that list. Who is it?
Dunne: Jackson Steele.
Caffrey: Jackson goddamn Steele. Right. Jackson. Whose ass WE kicked. We tore that man apart and that man thought Duke was going to run through me? What kind of sheer lunacy is that? What the hell is that, seriously?
Caffrey almost seems more pissed to have won.
Caffrey: We’re talking about a man who won’t even come wrestle in MY company anymore because we beat the everloving shit out of him. A guy who said, “Yeah you know what, I can find an easier show to be on”. That guy. At least swallow your pride and admit that you’ve been thoroughly outclassed. I haven’t even seen that guy’s security team since we beat them senseless. The rest of them can claim ignorance. That guy, that guy in particular can kindly go kiss my lily white ass.
Dunne and James shoot each other a look.
Jack: Caffrey, come on, let’s get out of here—
Caffrey: Fine, let’s go. But I’m winning that damn tournament. And then somebody can go dig Scorpion out of his grave so he can crown me Undisputed Champ after I beat Pierce.
Dunne: You driving, Jack?
Jack Of course.
The camera fades as the AVA exits the arena.
(OOC: Permission asked for/granted by other AVA members.)
