Post by The King on Nov 4, 2018 12:01:11 GMT -5
We open to some local gym facility in Gloucester, England. We are facing the exit as it swings wide open and out steps a six foot seven, two hundred and forty seven giant of a man. We immediately catch on that it's the infamous UK veteran, Big Redd Johnny "Anguish". He is drowning in sweat and the once black vest is now grey in colour. The camera follows him as he looks set to leave, but before he can make his exit, PWA interviewer Jamie Clark walks up to him, reaching up and tapping him on his broad shoulder. He turns around almost instinctively, like a quick snap of wind - then he stares at her, his gaze long and rough; harsh almost.
Jamie Clark: If you don't mind I'd like a couple words?
Anguish sneers his nose and rubs his sweaty face, he lets out a long sigh before answering with a grave countenance - the Manchester accent gruff yet flirtatious.
Anguish: Go ahead darlin'.
He fully turns his body around - allowing the cameras to catch the true extent in which his frame is shredded. He towers over her - looking vicious and mean with a slight hint of attraction. She does a glancing smile before bringing the mic back to her mouth.
Jamie Clark: Last time we saw you, you stabbed a steel chair into the back of Eric Chronister and cost your team the match-up - why?
Anguish almost laughs at the question, as though everyone should know the answer to it already. He shakes his head and grabs the microphone out of Clark's hand, lifting it to his mouth and saying rather spitefully:
Anguish: What's your stance on illegal immigrants enterin' our country hun?
The interviewer looks taken back at the pro-Brexit question spewing from his mouth. She wasn't expecting an answer like this at all. She shakes her head, unable to reply.
Anguish: Not good is it? See, I've had enough of 'em comin' into England and takin' our jobs - our benefits.
Jamie Clark pops a question in - almost regretting it after she had done so:
Jamie Clark: But what's that go to do with the question?
Anguish smiles - she's fallen right into his trap.
Anguish: Well that's the reason I stabbed Chronister in the back with a steel chair - he's an illegal immigrant stealing our jobs and benefits as English-born pro wrestlers. He gets all this and all that - but why? What makes him special? He's an American jailbird? Nah love, he's a jackass piece of sh*t. I'm not sure how he's even in the country to begin with, let alone wrestling, after all, he's still on parole or somethin'! That goes against all rules and regulations. He's the definition of illegal immigrant - and no matter what corporate ass he's lickin' that allows him to wrestle, he deserves to be taught a lesson.
He throws the microphone back to her and starts to exit - unable to help herself, she chimes in one more time.
Jamie Clark: But you teamed with two Americans at XHF's End of Days event? Rumor has it, one of them is in your corner this Wednesday? In your match against Marc Ericsson?
Anguish slowly turns and shouts back to her.
Anguish: Emphasis on the illegal love.
He gets into his four by four and drives off, leaving Jamie Clark outside the gym. She turns and looks back at the camera, doing an almost cliche shrug.