"The Jewish Juggernaut" Jacob Jacobowitz
Nov 18, 2018 12:09:56 GMT -5
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Nov 18, 2018 12:09:56 GMT -5
CHAMPOON WRESTLING'S OWN:
2x XHF Lickass Champion
INFORMATION!
WRESTLER NAME (WHAT'S THEIR NAME?): "The Jewish Juggernaut" Jacob Jacobowitz
WRESTLER AGE (HOW OLD ARE THEY?): 45
WRESTLER HEIGHT/WEIGHT (FEEL FREE TO EXAGGERATE): 6'7", 300 lbs
HOMETOWN (WHERE DO THEY HAIL FROM? THE DREADED 'PLACES UNKNOWN'? THE SUNNY BEACHES OF CALIFORNIA?): The Eastern Wall, Jerusalem, Israel
GIMMICK (WHAT MAKES THEM, THEM?): Very religious and devout Jewish man. Legends say his penis is so big that it is bigger than men with uncircumcized penises.
APPEARANCE!
PICBASE (WHO DO THEY LOOK LIKE?): Bill Goldberg (ALWAYS has at least that mini-hat)
ATTIRE (WHAT'S THEIR STANDARD WRESTLING GEAR LIKE?): Can vary anywhere from full Hebrew garb to only him wearing the mini-hat.
PPV ATTIRE (WHAT DO THEY WEAR TO THE GRAND SUPER-SHOWS?): Same thing.
BIOGRAPHY!
HEEL/FACE (NO TWEENERS ALOUD): Tweener
CATCHPHRASE (EVERY WRESTLER HAS A CATCHPHRASE...): "Layla Tov, Ben Zonna"
WRESTLING STYLE (ARE THEY THE WORLD'S MOST BRUTAL BRAWLER? AN MMA MACHINE? A GRUESOME GRAPPLER? A TECHNO TECHNICIAN?!): Brawler
HISTORY/BACKGROUND (WHY HAVE THEY ENDED UP IN THE AWA?): He was born on Yom Kippur, a day of Jewish fasting. As such, he wasn't allowed to drink milk. Nevertheless, he survived. CW was so impressed that they gave him a super huge contract.
MOVESET!
THE ULTIMATE FINISHER! (WHAT WILL BE THE FINAL NAIL IN THEIR OPPONENT'S COFFIN?!): Jacobowitz Hammer - Jack Hammer
SIGNATURE MANEUVER(S) (WHAT TRADEMARK MOVES DO THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL?): Kosher Dill Spears - Spear
ENTRANCE THEME (GO ON, GO FULL ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!): ... Hava Nagila ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSTOcyevIOE )
HOT-SEAT QUESTIONS!
(TO GET A FEEL OF YOUR CHARACTER, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THREE STANDARD QUESTIONS. YOU MUST ANSWER THEM IN CHARACTER!)
WHAT'S YOUR GOALS IN THE CW?: ...To make everyone in CW believe in Judaism through Jihad. Wait, did I say jihad? Not jihad.
DO YOU MAKE KIDS SAY THEIR PRAYERS AND EAT THEIR VITAMINS?: ...Kosher ones, yes.
HOW WILL YOU MAKE SURE YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE HEEL/FACE IN THE CW?: ...I'm a tweener.
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