Post by Steele on Nov 18, 2018 18:05:29 GMT -5
CHAMPOON WRESTLING'S OWN:
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INFORMATION!
WRESTLER NAME (WHAT'S THEIR NAME?): Postal Pat
WRESTLER AGE (HOW OLD ARE THEY?): Looks to be in his 40's but surely has to be in his 80's by now
WRESTLER HEIGHT/WEIGHT (FEEL FREE TO EXAGGERATE): 6' 4" 246 lbs
HOMETOWN (WHERE DO THEY HAIL FROM? THE DREADED 'PLACES UNKNOWN'? THE SUNNY BEACHES OF CALIFORNIA?): Greendale, Lancashire
GIMMICK (WHAT MAKES THEM, THEM?): He's a postman driven mad by years of delivering post to a tiny rural village
APPEARANCE!
PICBASE (WHO DO THEY LOOK LIKE?): Postman Pat
ATTIRE (WHAT'S THEIR STANDARD WRESTLING GEAR LIKE?): Blue postman's uniform
PPV ATTIRE (WHAT DO THEY WEAR TO THE GRAND SUPER-SHOWS?): A bloodstained postman's uniform with an effigy of Ted Glenn's head on a fucking stick
BIOGRAPHY!
HEEL/FACE (NO TWEENERS ALOUD): Heel
CATCHPHRASE (EVERY WRESTLER HAS A CATCHPHRASE...): I'LL KILL EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU
WRESTLING STYLE (ARE THEY THE WORLD'S MOST BRUTAL BRAWLER? AN MMA MACHINE? A GRUESOME GRAPPLER? A TECHNO TECHNICIAN?!): A violent and unhinged brawler
HISTORY/BACKGROUND (WHY HAVE THEY ENDED UP IN THE AWA?): After four decades of delivering post to the sleepy rural village of Greendale, Lancashire, doing the same thing every day, come rain or shine, day in day out getting up at FUCKING CROWS PISS to deliver the post to YOU BASTARD FUCKING CUNTS Pat Clifton was feeling, shall we say, a little bit
MOVESET!
THE ULTIMATE FINISHER! (WHAT WILL BE THE FINAL NAIL IN THEIR OPPONENT'S COFFIN?!): Special Delivery (Top rope burning hammer chained into another burning hammer preferably over the top rope)
SIGNATURE MANEUVER(S) (WHAT TRADEMARK MOVES DO THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL?): Top rope leg drop, Airplane spin, Greendale Destroyer (Canadian Destroyer), 450 splash
ENTRANCE THEME (GO ON, GO FULL ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!): The Postman Pat intro followed by Raging Speedhorn's "Hate Song" (I'll try and mash these up if I get time)
HOT-SEAT QUESTIONS!
(TO GET A FEEL OF YOUR CHARACTER, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THREE STANDARD QUESTIONS. YOU MUST ANSWER THEM IN CHARACTER!)
WHAT'S YOUR GOALS IN THE CW?: Kill. Kill. KIIIIIIIIIIIL. Then a sit down with a lovely cuppa tea.
DO YOU MAKE KIDS SAY THEIR PRAYERS AND EAT THEIR VITAMINS?: FUCK THE KIDS. NO NOT LIKE... NO EXACTLY LIKE THAT ACTUALLY. DID YOU EVER SEE 'A SERBIAN FILM?' YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT.
HOW WILL YOU MAKE SURE YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE HEEL/FACE IN THE CW?: You don't want to know. Trust me, you do NOT want to know. There'll be knock, ring, a fucking petrol bomb through your door, and that's if I like you.
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