Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2018 14:29:20 GMT -5
ORIGINAL INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPT
"So what's yer name?"
- "The Blackout Menace" Jason Ramone
"Uh-huh. I've heard better but it'll do I guess. How old are ya?"
- 30
"Wow, you don't look it. I would have guessed you was waaay older. Alright, how tall are ya and what do you weigh?"
- 6'8", 271
"Jesus. Well, we ain't got no weight divisions here so hopefully, nobody dies or shit like that. Where do you come from?"
- Lakeland, Florida
"And what sorta house do you live in? Like, d'you live in a trailer, a mansion, some haunted fuckin' castle?"
- A three bedroom house in a private community, I have a medium size yard fenced in with a 7-foot wooden privacy fence. I have a screened in porch connected to my house it's cool for parties. A large Garage and a good size shed in the backyard also.
"Ok I hear ya. Can't wait to run a show there! So what do you do for a living? Cos, y'know, you gotta bring that to the ring, see. I'll accept if yer unemployed or a student or something, but I don't need no boring-ass wrestlers here. Doesn't have to be a job I s'pose, could be a hobby."
- Well, I'm a part-time bouncer, part-time bartender down in Tampa at the local strip clubs.
"Well shit, I'm excited to see how you get that over! So what's yer personality like? I guess what I'm trying to say is, are you more of a dude or a dick?"
- Not sure depend on who I'm around I drink a lot and well I tend o blackout.
"I see, I see. Well, we're all friends here. Alright so that just about covers all the personal details, let's talk about your ability. Every wrestler needs a finisher, what's yours?"
- The Blackout (Spinning Torture Rack into an F-5)
"Oh cool, I've never seen a backyard wrestler use that before... Alright, whatever. Gimme a few signature moves. Don't go fucking nuts, my notepad is only so big."
- The Menace (Toprope Tombstone)
- The Confusion (Heart Punch)
- The Cover Charge (Iron Claw into a Choke Slam)
- The Bounce (Full Nelson Lock into a sidewalk slam)
"Well, hopefully, I've got someone on the roster who can take those moves otherwise you're gonna end up regretting choosing 'em. Alright, and how would you describe your overall style. Don't say 'Hardcore', we're all fuckin' hardcore here, that's a given."
- Power House, Hardcore Brawler
"Cool. Cool. Hey, you know you kinda remind me of somebody famous. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like... Ah shit, what's their name again..."
- Shawn O'Haire
"Yes! That's it! You look like their identical fuckin' twin or somethin! Alright, nearly done. What song do you want for yer entrance?"
- "Down With The Sickness" Disturbed
"I'll have to check to see if I got it on CD somewhere. I'll get Skeeter to download it if need be. Right - last question! Tell me a bit about yourself. Tell me what brought you here to BYOB, gimme a quick run down so I can really get to know you."
- Well, my buddies say I have a bit of a temper and a violent side, I don't see it but they said I need to go talk to someone about it and I nearly punched them in the mouth for saying that shit. But I figured after watching all these rejects every night come into the strip clubs dropping c-note after c-note on the girls and just acting like complete entitled assholes. I would come here and work out some frustrations. Plus I have always wanted to be a wrestler but not one of them pussy WWE guys I always liked the ECW guys and not the remake ECW shit but the real original ECW!
"Awesome, all done! Well, I've got your number so I'll give you a call some time and we'll all meet up and create some fuckin' performance art! Welcome aboard!"
- Yeah, don't close the fucking doors!!! lol