Post by The Dunne Deal on Nov 24, 2018 1:07:31 GMT -5
ORIGINAL INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPT:
"So what's yer name?"
"The Author" Travis Monroe
"Uh-huh. I've heard better but it'll do I guess. How old are ya?"
27
"Wow, you don't look it. I would have guessed you was waaay older. Alright, how tall are ya and what do you weigh?"
6'2" 212 lbs
"Jesus. Well, we ain't got no weight divisions here so hopefully nobody dies or shit like that. Where do you come from?"
Lexington, KY
"And what sorta house do you live in? Like, d'you live in a trailer, a mansion, some haunted fuckin' castle?"
Staying in his mother's basement after his ex kicked him out for not having a "real job'
"Ok I hear ya. Can't wait to run a show there! So what do you do for a living? Cos, y'know, you gotta bring that to the ring, see. I'll accept if yer unemployed or a student or something, but I don't need no boring-ass wrestlers here. Doesn't have to be a job I s'pose, could be a hobby."
Struggling Author
"Well shit I'm excited to see how you get that over! So what's yer personality like? I guess what I'm trying to say is, are you more of a dude or a dick?"
Face
"I see, I see. Well we're all friends here. Alright so that just about covers all the personal details, let's talk about your ability. Every wrestler needs a finisher, what's yours?"
Re-Write (Avalanche Flatliner)
"Oh cool, I've never seen a backyard wrestler use that before... Alright, whatever. Gimme a few signature moves. Don't go fucking nuts, my notepad is only so big."
SpellCheck (Superkick)
Saving the Document (Running Knee)
ProofRead (Float-Over DDT)
"Well hopefully I've got someone on the roster who can take those moves otherwise you're gonna end up regretting choosing 'em. Alright, and how would you describe your overall style. Don't say 'Hardcore', we're all fuckin' hardcore here, that's a given."
Brawler, High Flyer
"Cool. Cool. Hey, you know you kinda remind me of somebody famous. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like... Ah shit, what's their name again..."
Sami Zayn
"Yes! That's it! You look like their identical fuckin' twin or somethin! Alright, nearly done. What song do you want for yer entrance?"
Eiffel 65 - Too Much of Heaven
"I'll have to check to see if I got it on CD somewhere. I'll get Skeeter to download it if need be. Right - last question! Tell me a bit about yourself. Tell me what brought you here to BYOB, gimme a quick run down so I can really get to know you."
Honestly, I'm just doing this until I get my book published. Here's a copy if you want it, look I'll even sign it for you.
"Awesome, all done! Well, I've got your number so I'll give you a call some time and we'll all meet up and create some fuckin' performance art! Welcome aboard!"
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