The News! with Trevor & Skeeter

[Steele]

Trevor: Hey y'all! This is Trevor and Skeeter here with some big ol' BYOB news! How's yer head Skeeter?

Skeeter: It still hurts man!

Trevor: Ha ha, I bet it does. Anyway, YOU can find out how Skeeter done fucked up his head by watching the first episode of "The House Show!" Skeeter, when's The House Show?

Skeeter: We already done it man, last Saturday. That's how I got hurt, remember? Right when I-

Trevor: Now don't go givin' away the results, man! I mean when you gonna have it uploaded to the internet?

Skeeter: It's only gonna be another day or two, I promise! But you insist on using them old-ass VHS tapes so I gotta rip 'em all to my computer before I can start editing and shit, it's a long process!

Trevor: Now my boy Skeeter here, he's a computer whiz. Fuckin' genius - in fact he's so smart he managed to get us up on the XHF Network! We are now talking to you through the magic of the internet! Hello, digital world! So tell 'em all about how you did it, Skeeter.

Skeeter: Well sheeit, genius? I ain't ever been called a genius before. So anyways, It was pretty simple really. All I had to do was punch a few keys and get talkin' to that XHF mainframe and bingo! We got us a direct link to the XHF! Who needs YouTube when there's a dedicated wrestling streaming site right there?

Trevor: See folks, what I tell you? Genius. Skeeter's so good with-

Skeeter: I mean it wasn't that easy at first. I'm doin' all this white-hat and all because, you know, multi-billion dollar corporation, we're doin' everybody a service by sneakin' our stuff on there but I still had to go under the radar a bit. So I got me a network of VPNs to route all the traffic through different countries and shit but I gotta tell ya, that was a whole other mess. Hoo boy.

Trevor: Skeeter I ain't know what a VPN is but I think I caught one off a girl down in-

Skeeter: See it all went wrong when I tried to go through Korea - I ain't know what the fuck was happenin' but before I know it I's getting all these error messages, it kept glitchin' out all over the place. I was trying and trying to get it under control and then I keep seeing shit about a fire...

Trevor: A fire?

Skeeter: Then these warnings keep comin' up about critical failures and stability problems and shit, must a knocked out the internet for half the country...

Trevor: I think maybe we better keep some stuff off the record! BYOB wrestling! Coming soon to the XHF Network - don't be left out in the cold, come in and watch "The House Show!"

You better edit out that bit about the fire before you upload this one, man.