Robert the gay cowboy robot
Nov 24, 2018 17:46:16 GMT -5
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Post by Lio on Nov 24, 2018 17:46:16 GMT -5
CHAMPOON WRESTLING'S OWN:
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INFORMATION!
WRESTLER NAME (WHAT'S THEIR NAME?): ...Robert the gay Cowboy Robot
WRESTLER AGE (HOW OLD ARE THEY?): ...23 (in human years)
WRESTLER HEIGHT/WEIGHT (FEEL FREE TO EXAGGERATE): ... 6'6 185 lbs with a 3 pound steel hard dick.
HOMETOWN (WHERE DO THEY HAIL FROM? THE DREADED 'PLACES UNKNOWN'? THE SUNNY BEACHES OF CALIFORNIA?): ... Hollywood California BAY BAY
GIMMICK (WHAT MAKES THEM, THEM?): ... He's literally a gay cowboy Robot.
APPEARANCE!
PICBASE (WHO DO THEY LOOK LIKE?): ... Hom from Tobal No. 1
ATTIRE (WHAT'S THEIR STANDARD WRESTLING GEAR LIKE?): ... in the ring, no vest or hat.
PPV ATTIRE (WHAT DO THEY WEAR TO THE GRAND SUPER-SHOWS?): ... he wears the same thing. Maybe a flashier version. He is a simple gay robot with simple tastes.
BIOGRAPHY!
HEEL/FACE (NO TWEENERS ALOUD): ... Heel
CATCHPHRASE (EVERY WRESTLER HAS A CATCHPHRASE...): ... I'm going to break you like a bronco!
WRESTLING STYLE (ARE THEY THE WORLD'S MOST BRUTAL BRAWLER? AN MMA MACHINE? A GRUESOME GRAPPLER? A TECHNO TECHNICIAN?!): ... He's a gay grappler. So he does gay moves. Like Danshoku Dino. Give him Danshoku Dino moves.
HISTORY/BACKGROUND (WHY HAVE THEY ENDED UP IN THE AWA?): ... This robot was created to wreck the competition.... both mentally and physically. BEWARE!
MOVESET!
THE ULTIMATE FINISHER! (WHAT WILL BE THE FINAL NAIL IN THEIR OPPONENT'S COFFIN?!): ... Robosexual Driver! (Danshuko Driver with theatrics. Basically, being a robot, he has a built in speaker which he can use to blast sound bytes at his opponents. After setting his opponent up, he shakes his hips while www.youtube.com/watch?v=8amtq5RL8 plays.)
SIGNATURE MANEUVER(S) (WHAT TRADEMARK MOVES DO THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL?): ... Bronco buster. He plays www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD5HfM3DZt8 as he does the move.
ENTRANCE THEME (GO ON, GO FULL ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!): ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDsPs6f_iBw
HOT-SEAT QUESTIONS!
(TO GET A FEEL OF YOUR CHARACTER, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THREE STANDARD QUESTIONS. YOU MUST ANSWER THEM IN CHARACTER!)
WHAT'S YOUR GOALS IN THE CW?: ... My goal is to make everyone in the CW feel my power...as i THRUST my way to VICTORY!
DO YOU MAKE KIDS SAY THEIR PRAYERS AND EAT THEIR VITAMINS?: ... Do I look like someone who gives a crap about whatever those are?
HOW WILL YOU MAKE SURE YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE HEEL/FACE IN THE CW?: ... By doing whatever it takes. If the fans dont like me they can kiss my shiny metal ass. Actually...that sounds good.
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