Post by Mav. on Nov 25, 2018 14:54:00 GMT -5
ORIGINAL INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPT:
"So what's yer name?"
Jamie Lee Dunne
"Uh-huh. I've heard better but it'll do I guess. How old are ya?"
19
"Wow, you don't look it. I would have guessed you was waaay older. Alright, how tall are ya and what do you weigh?"
5 foot 6, 165lbs
"Jesus. Well, we ain't got no weight divisions here so hopefully nobody dies or shit like that. Where do you come from?"
London, England
"And what sorta house do you live in? Like, d'you live in a trailer, a mansion, some haunted fuckin' castle?"
I live in an apartment
"Ok I hear ya. Can't wait to run a show there! So what do you do for a living? Cos, y'know, you gotta bring that to the ring, see. I'll accept if yer unemployed or a student or something, but I don't need no boring-ass wrestlers here. Doesn't have to be a job I s'pose, could be a hobby."
Gamer, massive Call of Duty fan
"Well shit I'm excited to see how you get that over! So what's yer personality like? I guess what I'm trying to say is, are you more of a dude or a dick?"
Face
"I see, I see. Well we're all friends here. Alright so that just about covers all the personal details, let's talk about your ability. Every wrestler needs a finisher, what's yours?"
De-Atomizer Strike {Rainmaker Lariat}
"Oh cool, I've never seen a backyard wrestler use that before... Alright, whatever. Gimme a few signature moves. Don't go fucking nuts, my notepad is only so big."
Well Dunne {Powerbomb}
Party Foul {Reverse Bloody Sunday DDT}
Rookie Mistake {Running Standing Double Foot Stomp}
"Well hopefully I've got someone on the roster who can take those moves otherwise you're gonna end up regretting choosing 'em. Alright, and how would you describe your overall style. Don't say 'Hardcore', we're all fuckin' hardcore here, that's a given."
High Flyer
"Cool. Cool. Hey, you know you kinda remind me of somebody famous. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like... Ah shit, what's their name again..."
Zack Ryder
"Yes! That's it! You look like their identical fuckin' twin or somethin! Alright, nearly done. What song do you want for yer entrance?"
Versatile - Who Robbed The Hash From The Gaf (Kyle Meehan Remix)
"I'll have to check to see if I got it on CD somewhere. I'll get Skeeter to download it if need be. Right - last question! Tell me a bit about yourself. Tell me what brought you here to BYOB, gimme a quick run down so I can really get to know you."
After failed attempts in both AWA and AXW, I'm ready to make my return from "Excursion" and to be a member of the BYOB roster, looking to improve my workings and be better.
"Awesome, all done! Well, I've got your number so I'll give you a call some time and we'll all meet up and create some fuckin' performance art! Welcome aboard!"
