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Post by thebigunitdannyk on Jan 16, 2019 21:08:41 GMT -5
The wrestlers are gathered around backstage mumbling to themselves. The air is tense with anticipation! For the XHF Network has been rumored to be visited by the most exciting free agent available today! No, it isn't Kenny Omega! No, it isn't Enzo Amore! It's none other than wrestling prodigy Danny Kile! Danny has finally made it to the XHF Network, but where will he land? Which promotion wants him? Why is he here at the XHF Network to begin with? All those questions might be answered as Danny is making his way to the main stage! |
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Post by thebigunitdannyk on Jan 16, 2019 22:05:02 GMT -5
MAN UP SIT DOWN CHIN UP PIPE DOWN SOCKS UP DON'T CRY DRINK UP JUST LIE GROW SOME BALLS HE SAID, GROW SOME BALLS MAN UP SIT DOWN ... Danny Kile makes his way out to the grand stage, all television cameras focused on him and streaming his beautiful face to the XHF Network subscribers all across the world. He stands on the stage as his music quiets down. Danny reaches into his pants and reaches around, only to pull out a 10" long, thick microphone. He frightens and excites you with his Ladies.... and.... Gentlemen.... I am... The future of this industry. I've traveled the world, I've seen all there is to see in the independents, and now the biggest free agent has landed on the XHF Network! I want to thank the executives for getting me out of the bingo halls and VFWs of America. As well as getting me out of Europe. The continent. Fuck Europe.
Now, over the next few weeks, Danny Kile will be looking at various prospective landing spots for wrestling's biggest free agent. I will enter, penetrate, these wrestling allegiences, and I will do a deep, deeeep inspection. Thorough. Because I want to ensure only the best for myself, Danny Kile. If I am to be a legend in this business, I cannot waste my time with those who do not also aspire to be great.
Later today I will be offering interviews to those who request my presence. I already have an interview set up with an XHF Network beatwriter and we will be broadcasting our sit down, to the world, right here on the XHF Network.
My name is Danny Kile. Some call me The Big Unit, sometimes BDE. You may not have heard of me before today, but I promise you will be impressed when I show you my whole package.
Thank You. |
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