Victory: A Viper Story (Team Viper/Supremacy)
Jan 22, 2019 21:52:00 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Hyperion, and 1 more like this
Post by ForeverKuroi on Jan 22, 2019 21:52:00 GMT -5
Time to fap, obviously.
I wake up. I got a stiffy. I'm in front of my computer. You do the math. It's time to drain the snake. It's time to beat the meat, spank the monkey. I go to Pornhub and find a very specific XHF Network legend getting naked. Oh, and it's a chick too. That's all I need. I begin fapping. Let's check in, shall we?
I get up, forget to shower and get dressed. Hailey won't get back for a while. That's fine. I won't jerk it now. I'll save it for her. I reminisce about my promos from yesterday. I have a flashback. It goes a little something like this:
I was fucking kicked out for the day. Those piece of shits didn't like what I've done. But alas, perhaps I deserved it. I immediately joined in a dodgeball match with a five year old. I admit, sometimes my anger can get the best of me. I got kicked out for the day because I was screaming at her.That five year old girl beat me. I'm man enough to admit it. But that little shitstain couldn't admit that she was beat when I won the rematch in the parking lot. Good thing there were no cameras outside the place or else I'd be in big trouble.
I did something terrible. I had to atone for my sins. I went to church. That's what I love about church. I can do all the most terrible things in the world and as long as I admit that I did wrong, Jesus forgives me. Jesus is my fucking boy. I hope to meet him one day. I've always wanted to snort coke but I'm worrying about OD'ing. That's why I only trust myself to do it around my savior. We have a common friend too. His name is Father James. My priest seems to know him very well because he keeps to talk about him a lot. He says that he they spoke and Jesus touched him. I mean, I know that part's a fucking lie since Jesus ain't a {Mongo Edit: Fuck Off}, but maybe JC gave him a pat on the back and Father James is a bit clingy. It's too.
But like I said, I need to be absolved and I need to get this done before the cruise. After all, I'm about to do some terrible things.
I came back and I felt like a renewed Christian. I felt closer to God and I was compelled to be His weapon. I never thought it'd happen so soon...
...When Hailey cheated on me:
A crisis averted. I was completely on my own for the rest of the day. After all, tomorrow, it's time for me to aboard the USS: Xtreme. At least, that's what I think it's called. Mongo's such a bitch. Hah. He'll probably use the international waters part as an excuse not to pay me. In fact, I haven't been paid for my work for months now. What the fuck gives? Anyways...
This is where we part ways. So you decided to stick around to the end of this RP, huh? No, I'm not going to call it a promo. It's an RP. This is Viper's gimmick, after all. But yeah, you're a sick fuck for sticking with this RP for so longer. Jeffrey Viper's about to board. Time for some thoughts as Viper walks into the sunset.
Fin.
I wake up. I got a stiffy. I'm in front of my computer. You do the math. It's time to drain the snake. It's time to beat the meat, spank the monkey. I go to Pornhub and find a very specific XHF Network legend getting naked. Oh, and it's a chick too. That's all I need. I begin fapping. Let's check in, shall we?
I get up, forget to shower and get dressed. Hailey won't get back for a while. That's fine. I won't jerk it now. I'll save it for her. I reminisce about my promos from yesterday. I have a flashback. It goes a little something like this:
I was fucking kicked out for the day. Those piece of shits didn't like what I've done. But alas, perhaps I deserved it. I immediately joined in a dodgeball match with a five year old. I admit, sometimes my anger can get the best of me. I got kicked out for the day because I was screaming at her.That five year old girl beat me. I'm man enough to admit it. But that little shitstain couldn't admit that she was beat when I won the rematch in the parking lot. Good thing there were no cameras outside the place or else I'd be in big trouble.
I did something terrible. I had to atone for my sins. I went to church. That's what I love about church. I can do all the most terrible things in the world and as long as I admit that I did wrong, Jesus forgives me. Jesus is my fucking boy. I hope to meet him one day. I've always wanted to snort coke but I'm worrying about OD'ing. That's why I only trust myself to do it around my savior. We have a common friend too. His name is Father James. My priest seems to know him very well because he keeps to talk about him a lot. He says that he they spoke and Jesus touched him. I mean, I know that part's a fucking lie since Jesus ain't a {Mongo Edit: Fuck Off}, but maybe JC gave him a pat on the back and Father James is a bit clingy. It's too.
But like I said, I need to be absolved and I need to get this done before the cruise. After all, I'm about to do some terrible things.
I came back and I felt like a renewed Christian. I felt closer to God and I was compelled to be His weapon. I never thought it'd happen so soon...
...When Hailey cheated on me:
A crisis averted. I was completely on my own for the rest of the day. After all, tomorrow, it's time for me to aboard the USS: Xtreme. At least, that's what I think it's called. Mongo's such a bitch. Hah. He'll probably use the international waters part as an excuse not to pay me. In fact, I haven't been paid for my work for months now. What the fuck gives? Anyways...
This is where we part ways. So you decided to stick around to the end of this RP, huh? No, I'm not going to call it a promo. It's an RP. This is Viper's gimmick, after all. But yeah, you're a sick fuck for sticking with this RP for so longer. Jeffrey Viper's about to board. Time for some thoughts as Viper walks into the sunset.
Fin.
