Post by Knucks on Jan 26, 2019 15:56:38 GMT -5
OOC Note: This is my third match in RSW before Awoken and Filth Factory. This roleplay has a lot of talk about Shane Mitchell Dead girlfriend and may be offensive to others. if you are easily offended skip this one.
Knucks is extremely excitied, its not only tity bar time its also the first time knucks has hung with his “Friends” even if they are not really his friends. Friends were never his specialty. He had his weed dealer and the old lady down the street that would wash his clothes and call him Brad. So what if he lied and was pretending to be her grandson? It was not till a few months into this that situation he learned Brad was really dead. Now the family wanted to put Grandma in the home because she kept telling her family Brad was visiting her. But tonight he was going to party with Erik Black the confused skin tone gentleman and a clown named Nickles the clown.
When you spend more than half of your life bouncing from home to home its hard to make friends. When you are in a new school every 3 weeks or expelled from them all, its hard to make friends. Knucks had given up on friends. So when two guys took the time to agree to go see tittys that was something special to him. But Knucks did not really pick up on that neither of these guys like each other and they don’t really care about him either.
The screen remains dark as we hear knucks talking about the tits he is going to see.
Knucks: I am going to see tits… little ones and some big ones… Motor boat them tits bbbbbuuuurrrrrrrrrr bbbbbbuuuuurrrrr. From titles to titanic show me those tits. Fuck yeah tits
We then see knucks walking towards the doors of Blossoms. Knucks looks up at the two story building that to him looked like he was standing at Heaven's Gate.
The scene jumps ahead to later in the night.
Knucks and Salem both sat in a bench high as fuck. Knucks eyes were red and Salems were not any clearer. The two sit looking at tits and they giggle like little kids. Knucks puts his hand up and two more beers come to the table. Knucks opens his beer and looks at salem.
Knucks: You need me to drink that for you or you going to put a nipple on it? But i am not touching it after you… I am still scared i got AIDS from that joint.
Salem: you do realize that isn't how it works, we've been over this already… do you play this dumb or is this shit for real?
Knucks doesn’t answer him a guy at the next table is rolling up his sleeve. He takes his tie off and ties it on his bicep. Knucks eyes turn to anger and his breathing changes. Salem looks over and sees that Knucks is watching the guy getting ready to shoot up. Knucks starts to stand up and Salem puts his hand out and stops him.
Salem: Hey man let's get some dances or something.
Salem waves over Candy and another girl. Knucks eyes lock on Candy and he almost completely forgets the dude is shooting up. Salem gets a lap dance from the other girl he find out her name is Silver… she was sexy and tan but her hair was silver and it shined in the colorful lights as she grinded on his lap. Candy gazes at knucks and he looks like a kid on christmas.
Candy: Um is this your first lap dance.
Knucks: Well once when i was like 12 I dried hump this girl for a while ...but the fucking bitch foster mom I had put me in velvet pants and this girls was in her underwear and I sear the static electricity was amazing but my long nappy hair was sticking up. She said she had burns on her thighs. But i had somehow got some white sticky glue in my underwear. So no this is not my first lap dance.
Erik took time from doing blow to look up and see Knucks.
Erik Black: This dude is going to bust a nut…. Fucking rookie.
Erik returned to his blow and Candy started to grind on knucks as his face lights up. Salem lusts over the ass rubbing in his face and looks over to see Knucks getting that first dance. This was the life that Knucks always wanted. Salem and him had a connection and no not that gay shit… but these two seem to be misfits maybe ...and Erik Black, well, his ego was kind of big for the room, but he really wasn't that bad of a guy.
Knucks: This is the best day ever.
Candy: you like that? Wait till i come back with the luge special…
Knucks had no idea what that meant but Salem and Knucks were back to sitting and watching the show. Knucks looked over and the guy that was going to shoot up was now gone and Knucks was relaxed. Well, candy grinding on him had a way to do that. This was going to be Knucks brand new home. He was never going to go back to chicago… this place had a toilet that flushed!! Hell, it had a lot of toilets!
Salem: Dude what you thinking about?
Knucks: I am not really sure…. I just feel like this is where i am suppose to be!
Salem: A fucking strip club?
Knucks: Well maybe… but no Like RSW ...and this is the life for me instead of trying to find cash to buy weed, beer and smokes… I can just bust mother fuckers faces in with AKS and win money.
Just then Candy walks over with a smile and knucks is so happy to see her. Knucks waves like a fucking nerd at her. Salem just shakes his head in embarrassment as Candy bends over with her tits in Knucks face.
Candy: Hey knucks, for $50 you can get the butt luge ...you want to try it?
Knucks: Well fuck me, what is the butt luge?
Candy: you put your mouth in my butt crack and we pour champagne down it and you get to slurp it all up...its soo sexy and my ass is so amazing.
Knucks: Fuck yeah lets do it!!! Just throw it on Eriks Tab.
Candy calls over another one of the girls and she brings the bottle over. Salem is watching close as Knucks puts his mouth in her ass. Knucks tickles her with his tongue as she jumps and giggles. Knucks pulls his head back and looks at Salem.
Knucks: What does a 9-volt battery and a womens ass have in common?
Salem: they both cost money?
Knucks: No, you know it's wrong, but at some point you stick your tongue on it.
They both laugh as knucks puts his face back in her ass. Knucks licks and this time candy just smiles. The other stripper pours some champaign into her ass crack and knucks being the professional drinker that he is, he drinks it all down. Knucks sucks the juice from the thong string that is in her crack. She steps away and walks off with the other girl.
Salem: Dude how was that?
Knucks: That tasted like ass!
Salem: Dude that was ass….
Knucks: No i licked her brown star! That was yummy ….that champaign is what tasted horrible.
Salem: That shit is gross as fuck.
Knucks: I know, and I would do it again with beer instead… I wonder how much it is to do it from her pussy?
Salem: would that be the clam challenge?
Knucks: Maybe…. If she is on her period i bet you use celery and call it the bloody mary.
Salem: That is gross mother fucker.
Knucks: or they could call it the rusty penny.
Salem laughs and so does knucks they seem to be getting along well. The guys have different background but they love humor. Could this be a bond they have or will they have a match next week against each other that destroys it? Fuck, who knows? But for once Knucks has a friend, even if its because they have tits in front of them.
Knucks: they seem to keep putting us in the ring against the same scrubs… don’t get me wrong, Shane is a true challenge and I am not looking past him. But fuck, who the hell hired Animal bitch and father time anyways.
Salem: $100 says I beat Joe Beb in less time then it took you.
Knucks: well that's my weed money, but fuck it, your on! That way I can get double the weed next week.
Knucks drinks from his beer and looks over at Salem. He then looks at Erik Black and he smiles. This was a step in the right direction - although he wasn't saying they were best friends for life. He didn't see them playing cards before the show but hanging at a strip club and getting fucked up sounded great!
Knucks: dude when I get a cell phone you're going to have to give me your number so we can text and shit.
Salem just looked at Knucks, he didn't really understand how this mother fucker didn't have a cell phone. And he also want one to sit and chat with.
Knucks: dude let's smoke another joint and get another dance.
The scene changes and we see Knucks at a hotel and he is sitting on a bed and looking at himself in the mirror.
Knucks: this was the greatest day of my life. I had so many tits in my mouth and my tongue was in Candy’s ass and she really did taste sweet like candy!! Maybe that's how she got her name.
Knucks: this hotel that onlinewrestlingmag.com put me up in is awesome this place is way different than any place I have stayed before. This is not me, I am not the high class mother fucker that so many of these wrestlers are today. I want to fight, I want to win and I want to go home with a bag of weed, packs of smokes and a fridge full of beer.
Knucks: This week I face a modern day legend… A win this week will really show the world they labeled me wrong. I love it that for the 3rd week in a row people see me as the underdog. But Shane is going to learn today. Well, I have to sleep, I have only a few hours till my Interview and i smell like 10 different pussies.
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We see Anthony walking down a hallway wearing dirty looking blue jeans and a RSW t shirt. He has on a RWS beanie on his head. The beanie is holding his dreadlocks back. He makes it to a receptionist and he talks to the lady as he takes a seat
Knucks: God damn my head is pounding still, what a fucking blast my life has become.
Receptionist: So is this your first time?
Knucks: What? fucking a receptionist?
Receptionist: WOW, no!!! That is not happening!! I was talking about giving an interview!!
Knucks: No, the cops have interviewed me many times.
Anthony turns as a female dressed in black calls his name. But knucks turns back to the receptionist.
Knucks: Well, when I come out let me know if you want to fuck or not.
The receptionist just stares at him like he is a fucking {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} as Knucks makes his way towards the room the interview is being held in. Knucks walks in and cameras are everywhere and microphones are hanging above two chairs. The women sits down and she has a pad of paper in her hand. Knucks stops as a guy approaches him to put a microphone on him.
Knucks: Damn all these microphones and cameras I feel special… but then again I am the RSW’s hottest star right now.
Mandy: Well that’s a good thing ...but lets get this interview started.
The lights in the room dim and two spotlights shine down on the chairs as Anthony takes a seat. He picks up a bottle of water and shakes his head and pulls out a can of beer from his jean back pocket. He cracks the can open and sits it down after taking a swig.
Mandy: Well Wrestling fans… I am Mandy from Onlinewrestlingmag.com and this week from Riot Star Wrestling or RSW as most of us call it. We have the young and upcoming star Anthony the Knucks Stevenson. You may have seen his first match where he faced Animal Mother and he left Animal laying outside of the ring out cold. Fans seen for the very first time the damage of the AKS. Then we seen him travel internationally to take on Joe Beb. Well Anthony or should I call you Knucks?
Knucks: You can call me Knucks, or if you want, you can call me Daddy.
Mandy: Well I am 30, so I don’t think I will be calling you daddy… So let’s keep this on track... any open comments or things you want to say to your fans?
Knucks: Look I don't’ know if i have many fans…
Mandy: Your Twitter account is blowing up with followers and that’s impressive! You only have like 2 or 3 tweets.
Knucks: Well I haven’t been on lately, the incident at the library is still being reviewed by the police and to be honest I don’t know if i am getting my membership card back. So kids when your at the library make sure you move the monitor when you watching some straight up hardcord porn. And kids when you type in www.youporn.com you can't say “I meant to go to www.youtube.com!” they don’t buy it. Also kids dont fall for that shit on the site… they are not real step brothers and step sisters fucking each other. That shit is fake… so don't try and fuck your step sister no matter how hot she is… you see I fucked my foster sisters a few times and that shit never goes over well. And fucking your foster mom that shit causes all kind of crazy shit to happen.
Mandy: Ok that sounds like a great story, but let's talk about Masters school of wrestling and what happened there.
Knucks: Oh, they fired me as a client.
Mandy: And?
Knucks: I am not going to school anymore obviously.
Mandy: So that was short lived?
Knucks: I went to that school longer than i ever did High School back in Chicago.
Mandy: Well let's talk about what happened…
Knucks: So sure I guess we can talk about this. Someone contacted me about becoming a wrestler in RSW after they seen me in a fight. I am still a little fuzzy over what fight they seen or who got them footage...but hey it worked out because this CHI Town mother Fucker right here is making that money! So then I got contacted from Kevin and he wanted me to come be apart of his wrestling school back in Chicago. So I signed up and got some free gear and went to my first class. Now I know RSW network has shown some footage of me at the gym but I went like everyday… well most days unless i was to drunk or not drunk enough. Well I went more than I didn’t go.
Mandy: What did you learn?
Knucks: I learned that Kevin Masters his a bitch… that dude said a lot of fucked up shit back in the day but wants to yell at me because a few gays want to complain about me. But look I trained, I learned some wrestling holds and Poison told me that I had to find the real me… well guess what... this is the real me. What you see on the internet, TV or in person it is all me. I am not a fake person. But hey they wanted to make money off of me with sponsors and I wanted them to make money because I fuck people up and win titles. So things did not work out... but when it comes to fighting i got that shit figured out. You see, just like it did with Joe Beb and Animal Mother, my next fight ends the same way. Your Boy Knucks standing in the ring looking down on the next victim. No matter who it is… no matter what slot on the card the match is in…. Its the match people are talking about the next day.
Mandy: Now we already talked about how you was in the foster care system in Illinois and we are not looking for sex stories ok? But looking more for how it changed you...
Knucks: Well it was wonderful the great families of Chicago that wanted to open their doors and bring in a child show them what true love is… well that was wonderful!
Mandy: Really?
Knucks: Fuck no!!… I would arrive to their homes and the parents had dollar signs in their eyes… Shit nothing was better than the look on their face when they realized I was not easy money. I had to earn my way through homes. The first foster home had 4 kids and they had 6 foster kids so I had 9 other faces all trying to eat the same food and take a shit in one of the two toilets. Trust me everyone thinks its gross that i shit in my kitchen sink but shit that was cleaner than a chi town foster care home with 12 people all wanting to sit on the seat after eating the chicago Style hotdog.
Mandy: Isn’t it really just a normal hotdog?
Knucks: Are you fucking joking with me… Look you probably love some tomato water on your dog but fuck no we have seeds in our buns… we boil the dog we don’t do that chardog shit. But after you eat some chicago style dogs you will need to shit for sure. Fuck out of here... you guys think you know hot dogs yet you all talk up the new york hotdog… fuck that shit. But look, I started fighting hard in my first foster care homes when I was 8. The only home i lasted more than 6 months was the one where I was fucking the mom. Now don’t freak out i was 14 so it was ok.
Mandy: So foster care made you a better wrestler?
Knucks: I am a shit wrestler but an amazing fighter and yeah I give credit to foster care. Me and mr foster bro ralphy had to fight to see who was going to wear the belt that day. None of us had clothes that fit… the foster parents have money to buy us new clothes but this mother fucker next got anything knew they had receipt to show but I was wearing pants that you and me could have fit in. So much like the wrestling business we are fighting over belts and trying to get the hottest girl in our pants.
Knucks: Look I am not going to disrespect any of the champs in the RSW not that I respect them I just dont give a fuck about any of them. I straight up don’t care who I face. I am ready to fight and I am going to win that title and prove these foster parents, Case Workers, Judges, Teachers, Principles, Probation Officers all wrong about me. Bur more important I want Poison to see she fucked up with this mother fucker.
Mandy: Wow that is deep I know your mom was in your life but what about…
Knucks: No we aren't talking about my mom or the guy that shot his load in her and bailed… move on or this interview is over.
Mandy: So when did the drug and drinking problem start?
Knucks: You know I don't do drugs… I smoke weed and that's a plant. I drink beer... speaking of beer…
Knuck pauses as he reaches for his beer. He slams it down and then lifts his pant leg and pulls a beer from his sock.
Knucks: look is it illegal for me to drink… sure it is… is it legal for me to smoke weed in illinois...again the answer is no. But I don't give a fuck about what is legal and what is not. Was it legal to put me in a foster home where they locked in the basement every night and all weekend long? Fuck no it wasn't. But all that did was teach me to be strong and teach me that in life it is what you make it. This is my basement now and the RSW ring is in the center of it. You mother fuckers better take notice because when Dead Wrong comes on and I walk to the ring I am mentally going to my dark place and I am locking you in with me.
Knucks: the drinking and the weed calms my nerves and honestly it stops me from tearing out some mother fucker's spine and skull fucking their eyes out. So just be glad I don't take days off from mother earth or the fuel of gods good old beer.
Mandy: so what are your plans in RSW?
Knucks: well to be honest I plan to stay the course and continue to dominate inside and outside of the ring. I plan to make the cover off Al the wrestling magazines and means health. I bet people would love to learn about the knuck diet. Well its wake up drink a warm beer and smoke a cigarette. Then take a morning piss while you drink a cold beer. Then pack the bong and take some killer hits and then score some food. Then its important to drink more and smoke a cig every 30 minutes and then hit a blunt. That's how you get a killer body like knucks.
Knucks: you know this week in what could be a main event match we have The Knucks vs Shane Mitchell... god damn if this place was run right this would be your main event. I mean I am fucking sexy as hell and well Shane Mitchell looks like a creepy fucking been pole waiting to swoop in and steal your fucking Chillins. We have a true blooded American and a blue blood fuck from across the pond... now don’t take my description of you as a sign that I don’t respect you...
Knucks pauses and smiles and then looks around the room and finished speaking.
Knucks: you see respect is something you earn and well I don’t really know you and I don’t really care I will admit you have the most talent of anyone I have faced here in RSW. It just hard to not tease you when you are a tall mother fucker but when the wind blows you get shaky. When I joined this place and I found an RSW poster I circled you and well I drew a penis on top of your head. You see I knew I was going to earn a chance to chop you down one day... well guess what I am here with an axe and I am ready to chop you down.
Knucks: you see my early days in the system I to needed to be chopped down and that I was nothing beats having a kid twice your age punch you in the face because you put on 1 clean sock. Fuck I wanted to feel what it was like to knot have your big toe hang out of your sock. You see Shane you are going to see that Knucks is everything I say I am. But this time the person double my age is getting his skull fucked by my fist. I am going to {No Means No} your eyes out and I am going to blow out that pussy looking mouth of yours.
Knucks: look man I get it in your head I am just some punk as kid and you can’t wait to walk all over me... but you see my age doesn’t tell you shit about me... what I have lived through in these 18 years is something others couldn’t do in three lifetimes.
Knucks takes a drink of beer. He winks at the sexy interview lady and drinks again.
Knucks: you see though we do have something in common but yet it’s different. We use people... we take advantage of people... the problem is you do it just to do it... I did it because I had no choice... I had no way of living if I didn’t. But not you, you just think your god gift to the world and please keep thinking that. Because when The Monster Knucks walks in the ring my angel heart will not be able to save you and my evil brain will take over.
Knucks: you see I said I wasn’t going to talk about my mom but that women had the heart of a goddess and she was consumed by an evil man and they made me... so now I have his evil brain and my moms angel heart... so I was created almost 19 years ago and now I am releasing myself on the world and taking what is mine. I was pushed assisted casted out and forgotten now no one will ever forget me again.
Knucks: animal bitch boy, grandpa Beb and now Shane the bean pole Mitchell. I am not here for friends I am here for a list of victims and I promise you Shane your name is going on the list... the AKS is going to send you flying to the ground. My left and right fist are going to pound reality into your face and I will be one step closer to holding gold. Well I gotto go… I got a mother fucker that needs to get cut down.
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The scene changes and we see Anthony and the lovely Candy from blossom strip club. Candy is dressed in a black dress that is short and sexy and she has on high heels. Knucks is wearing blue jeans and a black Knucks RSW shirt that has Knucks face on the front and AKS on the back. He has a white bandanna pulling his dreads back.
He has on some brand knew black and white shoes that look very clean for him. He walks over and opens the door to Blossoms. Candy walks into her work on a date on her day off.
Knucks: what's up Erik how it going?
Erik Black: who the fuck are you again?
Knucks: that's fucked up...
Erik Black: Candy, you know we don't feed bums. The soup kitchen three blocks down.
Candy: he wanted to take me to fancy place and he said this was the best place here in town.
Knucks doesn't seem to care what Erik thinks and they find a table and order some drinks from the waitress.
Layla: welcome back Anthony and hello Candy. Would you like to buy a dance?
Knucks: hey Layla that sounds good but I think we will pass. We are trying to get to know each other.
Candy: hey girl, I will buy one later.
Candy: Shane Mitchell is your challenger this week what do you think of that tall man?
Knucks: I don’t think... I know... I know I am going to be in fucking georgia for the the first time ever and I am going to beat that mother fuckers face in good and he is going to struggle to sip his fucking tea.
Candy: is he a {Mongo Edit: Fuck Off} or a Britt?
Knucks: is there a difference?
Candy: you crack me up... so tonight do you want to play the front or the back?
Knucks: I am not getting tucked or pegged or whatever that shit is...
Candy: no you idiot do you want to fuck my front hole or my back hole?
Knucks want really listing, he was looking at candy and feeling good about himself. Here he was 18 years old with money in his pocket and a had a fine ass girl sitting with him. He was thinking about what his mother would say.
Women voice over: damn Lil Knuck you found you a real looker. Be careful and make sure you use protection you don't want to pay child support and you don't want her going after you for destroying her money making body. I miss you son.
Knucks: I miss u too
Candy: what?
knucks: I said i need to go piss, what about you?
Knucks gets up and heads towards the bathroom and he walks in as a guy is going to town on his own Dick at the urinal. Knucks shakes his head and walks over to the sink. He splashes water on his face and reaches for a paper towel. Knucks didn't like hearing his mom's voice because it scared him every time. He throws the paper towel in tube trash and starts walking out. The bathroom was so fancy probably the nicest bathroom he ever seen.
Knucks: my mom always said you would go blind but I am more worried you're going to get tennis elbow if you keep that up.
The guy looks at Knucks but continues the assault on his meat stick… Knucks walks out and sits back down at the table. He looks over at candy and he notices his beer came out but next to it is a mixed drink.
Candy: that is my specialty drink its called a wet ass. It taste like candy... just like me.
Knucks sniffs his right hand and licks his finger and then tries the drink.
Knucks: I would say you taste way better.
Candy: damn you know how to get a girl flowing. But hey lets play a game where we ask each other random questions. Like Knucks… have you ever wanted to kill someone just to say you did it?
Knucks: kill? Well I almost killed this motherfucker for jumping out his closet while I fucked his old lady and the dude had a soner.
Candy: what's a soner?
Knucks: its a very small boner and the dude tried to lick the cream pie filling I served his wife off of my staff. So I beat his ass... and now they say I hate gay people… but that's not true I watch a lot of lesbian born.
Candy: I love girl on girl… But my favorite is 2 girls 1 guy or me and 2 guys.
Knucks: I will take the first option.
Candy: I bet you would young one.
Knucks:.so what do you think the hardest part of putting a thick girl in a 55 gallon drum is?
Candy: putting her fat ass in it?
Knucks: no my Dick hahahaha
Candy: that's hilarious but does the idea of putting me in one of those drums get your harder or do you like fat girls?
Knucks: I prefer smaller girls but my Dick is an equal opportunity fucker as long as its a female... my Dick is usually ok with it.
Candy: if you had to choose between fucking one girl the rest of your life but you could fuck any of her three holes daily... or you could fuck 30 girls the rest of your life but you could only fuck them for a month each what would you do?
Knucks: so 1 girl for the rest of my life or for the next few years I get to fuck a new girl each month… So after that I don't get to fuck no more…. So damn that's a trick question because you can only mud fuck a girl so many times before his asshole looks like a Pringles can with a mushroom cap pushing out. Fuck… I guess if I had choose and I figure living in Chicago my chance of getting gunned down is high in the next few years. I guess 30 girls, but if I live past that time frame I am going to be mad.
Candy: well mine doesn't look like a Pringles can… so what's my question.
Knucks: damn that sounds wonderful. So if you could either punch/kill/fuck between me, Erik black and nickels the clown who would you punch.
Candy: So I guess I would punch your boy Salem because he turned me down for a dance... said my ditty looked like a balloon that was blown up and then you let out half the air in it.
Knucks: that is funny as…. Wait, that is so not cool.
Candy: so kill is an easy choice... though you almost made me change my mind. Erik Black. That guy is so cocky and yeah he is a bad ass but he is also a total ass.
Knucks: this is horrible why would you pick to kill one of my best friends? so wrong I am going to talk to him about that.
Candy: Your boy Erik Black I would kill…
Knucks: Why would you kill Erik?
Candy: Well you made me pick one of you three and he is a total asshole… his ego is big and he thinks he is better than everyone. Don’t get me wrong he is a total badass but that ego…
The waitress returns and delivers Another beer and three Wet Asses to the table. Knucks pulls out some money and hands it to her and she smiles and walks off. So this is what making it feels like. This was a great moment for Knucks yet two things remind on his mind. His mom and Poison Rain. Yet he was out with a good looking girl and he had money in his pocket. Things had changed so fast for Anthony and really when things were going good they fell apart his mom’s death when he was 8. The foster care home that he actually enjoyed being at. Master wrestling school well not really the school but the girl.
Knucks: So i guess I am the one you would fuck?
Candy: Well yeah silly I am on a date with you right?
Knucks: Yeah but your a money grubbing whore and you probably just want me for my money right?
Candy: How can you say that just because i strip and make amazing money does not make me a gold digger I really had feelings for you dumb ass.
Candy Storms away and goes to the back. Knucks looks down at the drinks on the table and slams the three wet ass drinks one after another and he grabs his beer and walks out of the table area he looks at Erik Black but he just walks outside. However Anthony had purchased a phone at some point in the day. He hits an app and waits for his ride.
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The shit hole apartment that is Knucks home shows on the screen. Many piles of dirty clothes are on the ground and the words Fuck Off are written on the wall . as the scene moves around we notice Knucks is sitting in a dark corner with his head down and his knees are up. He is dressed in black pants and a black hooded sweatshirt making him hard to see. However, you can see him but not very well. The dreads are hanging down over his face.
Knucks: so everything is going so well in my life. I sent poison a friend request and she still has not expected it and its been 13 minutes. I also sent candy a message and she read it and didn't reply. Fuck these cunts I don't need either of them. Candy wants me to be her sugar daddy but she bailed when she found i was only a splenda daddy. You know fake sugar. Don't get me wrong I am hood rich these days but when you are a high class whore you are on the hunt for the golden meal ticket. This bitch didn't want bud light she wanted top shelf. She didn't want strip club food she wanted to go to this place called Eleven. I was like hell yeah we can hit up seven eleven and she laughed and then showed me the menu.
Knucks: I was like bitch I don't want to buy the place I just want food. She finally agreed we could eat at the club. I am sure you think that was dumb but when your 18 in a town where only one place will serve you… Well that's where you go. Who cares she works there? so if she hates the place wouldn't she just quit?. I stand behind my comment... them girls are just money grubbing whores. I would not give her a moment of my time.
Anthony phone rings and he looks down at it and golden digging whore shows as the name. He answers it and flips it to speaker phone.
Knucks: hello?
Candy: is this you Anthony?
Knucks: is this Poison?
Candy: oh my god no its candy… you was probably thinking of her when you was doing the butt luge and drinking champagne out of my ass crack?
Knucks: no i thought you was poison control…
Candy: Knucks baby... don't lie to me... hell if you want bring those poison booty shorts with you and I will put them on and be Poison for you baby.
Knucks: damn that sounds hot as Fuck if only she had warned them first and they were still dirty
Candy: oh my god you have me so wet I would love to wear her dirty panties you could lick my fresh cream and lick her panties and get her flavor as well. As my pussy warms up her dried on goo. Fuck I got to go look i am sorry I left the other night… what if we try to make this work? I need you knucks… bye baby
Knucks: by candy see you soon I hope.
The call ends and Anthony lifts his head. He has a huge smile on his face and Knucks picks up a joint and lights it. He takes a hit and smiles and laughs.
Knucks: like I was saying candy is a great girl and she is a wonderful girl. I am going to fly her to the show this week and take her out. Now i need to sneak over to Poison house and grab a pair of her dirty panties so i can Fuck candy and taste poison all in the same day.. Who getting his dick wet this weekend…. This mother fucker right here.
Knucks: you said it best a while ago that 9 out of 10 times you would walk out victories well kid that means one tenth of the time you lose well string bean this is that loss. It’s ok though next week you can face whatever animal momma is going by now and pick up that next win... then schedule a match with pops and then ask for that match with dag. Because you see I am not taking a loss this week... I am taking that step closer I am going to prove to candy and poison that I am the man that I say I am.
Knucks walks over to his kitchen and he grabs his bong out of the pantry door and he sits down. He pulls out a small bag of weed and packs the bong. He gets ready to light his bong but he pauses.
Knucks: you see Shane you hate apple products because they make a few Ching Chong’s have to work hard making their phones... who give a fuck they get a cup of rice and the leader wee Tu fuck makes them pull double shifts... come on who cares those 8 year old kids have nothing better to do anyways.
Knucks takes a huge hit off of the bong and blows smoke out his nose and he pulls his eyes back to make it look like a Chinese man.
Knucks: oh— you like me phone I make? Me worky long long time and me get coop of rice Shane son.
Knucks laughs as he grabs another hit off of the bong. Then he laughs and puts it down more.
Knucks: watching these videos of you talk on RSW is amazing... dude your literally the dumbest mother fucker I ever seen. Who cares about the coolie... I don’t give a fuck so why should you? I am so glad I purchased this iPhone X and now I know it bothers you. But you think any of those phone manufactures give a fuck about their workers?
Knucks: also slim shady called from 1999 and he wants his blue jeans and white T-shirt back... so please stand up and please stand up. I was born the year white t shirts and jeans was the look now you just look like the type of guy that jacks off in the movie theater while the newest Disney movie is playing... look I master bate in library but it isn’t to kids cartoons you creep.
Knucks: the face you made when it was time to kill... is the same face I make when I am squatting over the sink waiting to send the turd to its doom. You couldn’t do it that day just like you can’t beat me. But then we got to see the beautiful Tiffany laying in her own pool of blood. I have to be honest I beat off to that twice... oh my god the first load covered the screen so bad my cum turned pink.
Knucks: I would fuck her right now and show her what a real man feels like. I would probably have to cut her legs off because of Rigor Mortis has set in. Her legs wouldn’t be the only thing stiff... oh my god my dick is hard again I am going to watch her suicide scene again.
A pause logo shows on the screen then we see Knucks drying his hands on a towel and walking back towards the bond.
Knucks: Shane how did you fuck that up that bitch looks so hot... I am going to have candy take a cold shower and lay in the bathtub and I am going to walk in and fuck the shit out of her. God damn how did you pass on hitting that dead bitch i mean it looks like she was trying to shave her arm and the razor went crazy… I feel bad for her… you was not around but oh shit… I just seen they found sperm in her but they had not told you yet… so she was fucking around on you maybe? You see In the past i never got passed her laying dead looking so sexy. Ok I am going to keep watching this shit
Knucks continues to watch the videos on his new iphone and the mother fucker seems to be enjoying watching Shane’s pain He pauses it and smile for a minute and then laughs as he goes and grabs a beer from the fridge.
Knucks: What the fuck this sam guy i bet is a dirty cop i bet he was throwing her the bacon juice and that’s why they haven’t told him she had cum all up in that snatch. I wonder how much you get paid to probe naked bitches and suck the juice out of them… that shit would be weird as fuck to have your hands in some cold as pussy. I bet their fingers smell like the hands of the guys from that deadliest catch show. Maybe, it wasn’t the dirty cop the way he touches Shane’s shoulder is almost like some brokeback mountain type shit. But hey i am not here to judge dont need all those fagots getting butt hurt over…. Butt hurt they are into that shit… I should have said get them all angry and hot. Ok back to the show.
Knucks continues watching the footage of Shane’s sad story and the tragic loss of his fiance. Knucks can’t help but laugh at times. Yet he laughs at shit most people would fail to see any humor with.
Knucks: Damn I must say raising another mother fuckers child is not that uncommon hell like 30 somemother fuckers all took part in raising me… but hey man that’s awesome you stepped up for Faith… you would have been there for her but you was busy… just like you could have been there for her mom but instead you let this other mother fucker fuck your girl and show her love and support. You not only failed as a fake daddy you failed as a fiance. The detective said there was a lot of accident around you.. Hell you came from an accident your dad just wanted a blow job but your mom didn’t want to swallow that day… i bet she wishes she had now don’t you think?
Knucks continues to watch the tape and he scream out “O shit” when the video gets to the part about his first fiance Katie. Knucks keep watching and drinking his beer. He seems to be really enjoying himself. When his phone rings the video pauses and Knucks answers it.
Knucks: hello?
Women: Look anthony we need to talk?
Knucks: How the fuck did you get my number and who is this?
Women: Its me Poison, look I know things went crazy last week and things have changed but I want you to know I am trying to get my dad to take you back in. Congrats on the win last week and you are…
Knucks: Look I am in the middle of something let me call you back.
Poison: Oh… Um Ok…. Bye
Knucks: yup.
Just like that the call was over… the girl he wanted to win a title for he just ends the call. Knucks quickly continues the video.
Knucks: This been pole looking mother fucker is trying so hard to prove he didn’t kill anyone and he is all but threatening to murder this detective… this mother fucker is dumber than he looks and this fucker looks {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore}. I hope they show more pictures and videos of the hot dead thot. Oh shit they just told shane his girl had two different set of seed in her and they were fresh… hahaha this is better than jerry springer show. Trust me I am from chicago I know people that went on that show.
Knucks: the sperm belong to a fucking mop… but then again your girls pussy was being a mop bucket that had all the splurge in it. But now i am getting bored…. So i am going to just guess that the actual killer fucker her as well.
Knucks stops playing the video on his phone and he sets his phone down.
Knucks: this had so much potential to be a great show… They had the sexy dead girl now they just needed the dead girl orgy scene where the rest of the wrestlers get to fuck her. I just want to go before Erik black, that guy would probably blast her full of coke… I don't need my Dick snorting up coke and then I get coke dick… I heard that shit makes you go soft.
Knucks: look Shane no reason to be all emotional about your girl. Just be glad she died before she had a chance to ride the knucks express. I would have broken that bitch and made her scream out… what you never made her scream out? Fuck man she probably would have died still she would have choked on my dick. But at least she would have felt loved… I mean it would not have been love but lust but bitches get confused between the differences anyways.
Knucks: lets dig this slut up and get the rsw roster together and let's give her a goodbye gang bang she will never forget. What? Think about it we don't need condoms no dead bitch has ever made a baby and good thing. Because this slut was a shit mother letting her child die… but then again you probably paid for this bastard child to die. What did her tit milk taste like I bet it was good. Did you ever grab one of those nipples and just start sucking away on your fiance tit?
Knucks: if she was still breastfeeding when your little bastard died and then she died does the milk go bad in her tit or does the creep at the funeral home get to drink it? Well your body gets cold when you die so maybe her tit is full of good milk still.
Knucks: they say that shit they put in your body to keep you from smelling like a girls locker room when you die gets you high. If that shit has leaked into her tits that would be a fucking good milkshake.
Knucks: I am dedicating this loss of yours to your dead fiance. So she knows your still a loser. You see I have Faith in me winning this match… You had faith but you let her die.
Knucks laughs as the scene fades to black.
Match 3
Knucks vs. Shane Mitchell
The Dead Whore
Knucks: Titty Time…. Show the Titts… Fuck yeah bring on the tits… Thank you baby jesus for bringing us those Titties. Knucks vs. Shane Mitchell
The Dead Whore
Knucks is extremely excitied, its not only tity bar time its also the first time knucks has hung with his “Friends” even if they are not really his friends. Friends were never his specialty. He had his weed dealer and the old lady down the street that would wash his clothes and call him Brad. So what if he lied and was pretending to be her grandson? It was not till a few months into this that situation he learned Brad was really dead. Now the family wanted to put Grandma in the home because she kept telling her family Brad was visiting her. But tonight he was going to party with Erik Black the confused skin tone gentleman and a clown named Nickles the clown.
When you spend more than half of your life bouncing from home to home its hard to make friends. When you are in a new school every 3 weeks or expelled from them all, its hard to make friends. Knucks had given up on friends. So when two guys took the time to agree to go see tittys that was something special to him. But Knucks did not really pick up on that neither of these guys like each other and they don’t really care about him either.
The screen remains dark as we hear knucks talking about the tits he is going to see.
Knucks: I am going to see tits… little ones and some big ones… Motor boat them tits bbbbbuuuurrrrrrrrrr bbbbbbuuuuurrrrr. From titles to titanic show me those tits. Fuck yeah tits
We then see knucks walking towards the doors of Blossoms. Knucks looks up at the two story building that to him looked like he was standing at Heaven's Gate.
The scene jumps ahead to later in the night.
Knucks and Salem both sat in a bench high as fuck. Knucks eyes were red and Salems were not any clearer. The two sit looking at tits and they giggle like little kids. Knucks puts his hand up and two more beers come to the table. Knucks opens his beer and looks at salem.
Knucks: You need me to drink that for you or you going to put a nipple on it? But i am not touching it after you… I am still scared i got AIDS from that joint.
Salem: you do realize that isn't how it works, we've been over this already… do you play this dumb or is this shit for real?
Knucks doesn’t answer him a guy at the next table is rolling up his sleeve. He takes his tie off and ties it on his bicep. Knucks eyes turn to anger and his breathing changes. Salem looks over and sees that Knucks is watching the guy getting ready to shoot up. Knucks starts to stand up and Salem puts his hand out and stops him.
Salem: Hey man let's get some dances or something.
Salem waves over Candy and another girl. Knucks eyes lock on Candy and he almost completely forgets the dude is shooting up. Salem gets a lap dance from the other girl he find out her name is Silver… she was sexy and tan but her hair was silver and it shined in the colorful lights as she grinded on his lap. Candy gazes at knucks and he looks like a kid on christmas.
Candy: Um is this your first lap dance.
Knucks: Well once when i was like 12 I dried hump this girl for a while ...but the fucking bitch foster mom I had put me in velvet pants and this girls was in her underwear and I sear the static electricity was amazing but my long nappy hair was sticking up. She said she had burns on her thighs. But i had somehow got some white sticky glue in my underwear. So no this is not my first lap dance.
Erik took time from doing blow to look up and see Knucks.
Erik Black: This dude is going to bust a nut…. Fucking rookie.
Erik returned to his blow and Candy started to grind on knucks as his face lights up. Salem lusts over the ass rubbing in his face and looks over to see Knucks getting that first dance. This was the life that Knucks always wanted. Salem and him had a connection and no not that gay shit… but these two seem to be misfits maybe ...and Erik Black, well, his ego was kind of big for the room, but he really wasn't that bad of a guy.
Knucks: This is the best day ever.
Candy: you like that? Wait till i come back with the luge special…
Knucks had no idea what that meant but Salem and Knucks were back to sitting and watching the show. Knucks looked over and the guy that was going to shoot up was now gone and Knucks was relaxed. Well, candy grinding on him had a way to do that. This was going to be Knucks brand new home. He was never going to go back to chicago… this place had a toilet that flushed!! Hell, it had a lot of toilets!
Salem: Dude what you thinking about?
Knucks: I am not really sure…. I just feel like this is where i am suppose to be!
Salem: A fucking strip club?
Knucks: Well maybe… but no Like RSW ...and this is the life for me instead of trying to find cash to buy weed, beer and smokes… I can just bust mother fuckers faces in with AKS and win money.
Just then Candy walks over with a smile and knucks is so happy to see her. Knucks waves like a fucking nerd at her. Salem just shakes his head in embarrassment as Candy bends over with her tits in Knucks face.
Candy: Hey knucks, for $50 you can get the butt luge ...you want to try it?
Knucks: Well fuck me, what is the butt luge?
Candy: you put your mouth in my butt crack and we pour champagne down it and you get to slurp it all up...its soo sexy and my ass is so amazing.
Knucks: Fuck yeah lets do it!!! Just throw it on Eriks Tab.
Candy calls over another one of the girls and she brings the bottle over. Salem is watching close as Knucks puts his mouth in her ass. Knucks tickles her with his tongue as she jumps and giggles. Knucks pulls his head back and looks at Salem.
Knucks: What does a 9-volt battery and a womens ass have in common?
Salem: they both cost money?
Knucks: No, you know it's wrong, but at some point you stick your tongue on it.
They both laugh as knucks puts his face back in her ass. Knucks licks and this time candy just smiles. The other stripper pours some champaign into her ass crack and knucks being the professional drinker that he is, he drinks it all down. Knucks sucks the juice from the thong string that is in her crack. She steps away and walks off with the other girl.
Salem: Dude how was that?
Knucks: That tasted like ass!
Salem: Dude that was ass….
Knucks: No i licked her brown star! That was yummy ….that champaign is what tasted horrible.
Salem: That shit is gross as fuck.
Knucks: I know, and I would do it again with beer instead… I wonder how much it is to do it from her pussy?
Salem: would that be the clam challenge?
Knucks: Maybe…. If she is on her period i bet you use celery and call it the bloody mary.
Salem: That is gross mother fucker.
Knucks: or they could call it the rusty penny.
Salem laughs and so does knucks they seem to be getting along well. The guys have different background but they love humor. Could this be a bond they have or will they have a match next week against each other that destroys it? Fuck, who knows? But for once Knucks has a friend, even if its because they have tits in front of them.
Knucks: they seem to keep putting us in the ring against the same scrubs… don’t get me wrong, Shane is a true challenge and I am not looking past him. But fuck, who the hell hired Animal bitch and father time anyways.
Salem: $100 says I beat Joe Beb in less time then it took you.
Knucks: well that's my weed money, but fuck it, your on! That way I can get double the weed next week.
Knucks drinks from his beer and looks over at Salem. He then looks at Erik Black and he smiles. This was a step in the right direction - although he wasn't saying they were best friends for life. He didn't see them playing cards before the show but hanging at a strip club and getting fucked up sounded great!
Knucks: dude when I get a cell phone you're going to have to give me your number so we can text and shit.
Salem just looked at Knucks, he didn't really understand how this mother fucker didn't have a cell phone. And he also want one to sit and chat with.
Knucks: dude let's smoke another joint and get another dance.
The scene changes and we see Knucks at a hotel and he is sitting on a bed and looking at himself in the mirror.
Knucks: this was the greatest day of my life. I had so many tits in my mouth and my tongue was in Candy’s ass and she really did taste sweet like candy!! Maybe that's how she got her name.
Knucks: this hotel that onlinewrestlingmag.com put me up in is awesome this place is way different than any place I have stayed before. This is not me, I am not the high class mother fucker that so many of these wrestlers are today. I want to fight, I want to win and I want to go home with a bag of weed, packs of smokes and a fridge full of beer.
Knucks: This week I face a modern day legend… A win this week will really show the world they labeled me wrong. I love it that for the 3rd week in a row people see me as the underdog. But Shane is going to learn today. Well, I have to sleep, I have only a few hours till my Interview and i smell like 10 different pussies.
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We see Anthony walking down a hallway wearing dirty looking blue jeans and a RSW t shirt. He has on a RWS beanie on his head. The beanie is holding his dreadlocks back. He makes it to a receptionist and he talks to the lady as he takes a seat
Knucks: God damn my head is pounding still, what a fucking blast my life has become.
Receptionist: So is this your first time?
Knucks: What? fucking a receptionist?
Receptionist: WOW, no!!! That is not happening!! I was talking about giving an interview!!
Knucks: No, the cops have interviewed me many times.
Anthony turns as a female dressed in black calls his name. But knucks turns back to the receptionist.
Knucks: Well, when I come out let me know if you want to fuck or not.
The receptionist just stares at him like he is a fucking {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} as Knucks makes his way towards the room the interview is being held in. Knucks walks in and cameras are everywhere and microphones are hanging above two chairs. The women sits down and she has a pad of paper in her hand. Knucks stops as a guy approaches him to put a microphone on him.
Knucks: Damn all these microphones and cameras I feel special… but then again I am the RSW’s hottest star right now.
Mandy: Well that’s a good thing ...but lets get this interview started.
The lights in the room dim and two spotlights shine down on the chairs as Anthony takes a seat. He picks up a bottle of water and shakes his head and pulls out a can of beer from his jean back pocket. He cracks the can open and sits it down after taking a swig.
Mandy: Well Wrestling fans… I am Mandy from Onlinewrestlingmag.com and this week from Riot Star Wrestling or RSW as most of us call it. We have the young and upcoming star Anthony the Knucks Stevenson. You may have seen his first match where he faced Animal Mother and he left Animal laying outside of the ring out cold. Fans seen for the very first time the damage of the AKS. Then we seen him travel internationally to take on Joe Beb. Well Anthony or should I call you Knucks?
Knucks: You can call me Knucks, or if you want, you can call me Daddy.
Mandy: Well I am 30, so I don’t think I will be calling you daddy… So let’s keep this on track... any open comments or things you want to say to your fans?
Knucks: Look I don't’ know if i have many fans…
Mandy: Your Twitter account is blowing up with followers and that’s impressive! You only have like 2 or 3 tweets.
Knucks: Well I haven’t been on lately, the incident at the library is still being reviewed by the police and to be honest I don’t know if i am getting my membership card back. So kids when your at the library make sure you move the monitor when you watching some straight up hardcord porn. And kids when you type in www.youporn.com you can't say “I meant to go to www.youtube.com!” they don’t buy it. Also kids dont fall for that shit on the site… they are not real step brothers and step sisters fucking each other. That shit is fake… so don't try and fuck your step sister no matter how hot she is… you see I fucked my foster sisters a few times and that shit never goes over well. And fucking your foster mom that shit causes all kind of crazy shit to happen.
Mandy: Ok that sounds like a great story, but let's talk about Masters school of wrestling and what happened there.
Knucks: Oh, they fired me as a client.
Mandy: And?
Knucks: I am not going to school anymore obviously.
Mandy: So that was short lived?
Knucks: I went to that school longer than i ever did High School back in Chicago.
Mandy: Well let's talk about what happened…
Knucks: So sure I guess we can talk about this. Someone contacted me about becoming a wrestler in RSW after they seen me in a fight. I am still a little fuzzy over what fight they seen or who got them footage...but hey it worked out because this CHI Town mother Fucker right here is making that money! So then I got contacted from Kevin and he wanted me to come be apart of his wrestling school back in Chicago. So I signed up and got some free gear and went to my first class. Now I know RSW network has shown some footage of me at the gym but I went like everyday… well most days unless i was to drunk or not drunk enough. Well I went more than I didn’t go.
Mandy: What did you learn?
Knucks: I learned that Kevin Masters his a bitch… that dude said a lot of fucked up shit back in the day but wants to yell at me because a few gays want to complain about me. But look I trained, I learned some wrestling holds and Poison told me that I had to find the real me… well guess what... this is the real me. What you see on the internet, TV or in person it is all me. I am not a fake person. But hey they wanted to make money off of me with sponsors and I wanted them to make money because I fuck people up and win titles. So things did not work out... but when it comes to fighting i got that shit figured out. You see, just like it did with Joe Beb and Animal Mother, my next fight ends the same way. Your Boy Knucks standing in the ring looking down on the next victim. No matter who it is… no matter what slot on the card the match is in…. Its the match people are talking about the next day.
Mandy: Now we already talked about how you was in the foster care system in Illinois and we are not looking for sex stories ok? But looking more for how it changed you...
Knucks: Well it was wonderful the great families of Chicago that wanted to open their doors and bring in a child show them what true love is… well that was wonderful!
Mandy: Really?
Knucks: Fuck no!!… I would arrive to their homes and the parents had dollar signs in their eyes… Shit nothing was better than the look on their face when they realized I was not easy money. I had to earn my way through homes. The first foster home had 4 kids and they had 6 foster kids so I had 9 other faces all trying to eat the same food and take a shit in one of the two toilets. Trust me everyone thinks its gross that i shit in my kitchen sink but shit that was cleaner than a chi town foster care home with 12 people all wanting to sit on the seat after eating the chicago Style hotdog.
Mandy: Isn’t it really just a normal hotdog?
Knucks: Are you fucking joking with me… Look you probably love some tomato water on your dog but fuck no we have seeds in our buns… we boil the dog we don’t do that chardog shit. But after you eat some chicago style dogs you will need to shit for sure. Fuck out of here... you guys think you know hot dogs yet you all talk up the new york hotdog… fuck that shit. But look, I started fighting hard in my first foster care homes when I was 8. The only home i lasted more than 6 months was the one where I was fucking the mom. Now don’t freak out i was 14 so it was ok.
Mandy: So foster care made you a better wrestler?
Knucks: I am a shit wrestler but an amazing fighter and yeah I give credit to foster care. Me and mr foster bro ralphy had to fight to see who was going to wear the belt that day. None of us had clothes that fit… the foster parents have money to buy us new clothes but this mother fucker next got anything knew they had receipt to show but I was wearing pants that you and me could have fit in. So much like the wrestling business we are fighting over belts and trying to get the hottest girl in our pants.
Knucks: Look I am not going to disrespect any of the champs in the RSW not that I respect them I just dont give a fuck about any of them. I straight up don’t care who I face. I am ready to fight and I am going to win that title and prove these foster parents, Case Workers, Judges, Teachers, Principles, Probation Officers all wrong about me. Bur more important I want Poison to see she fucked up with this mother fucker.
Mandy: Wow that is deep I know your mom was in your life but what about…
Knucks: No we aren't talking about my mom or the guy that shot his load in her and bailed… move on or this interview is over.
Mandy: So when did the drug and drinking problem start?
Knucks: You know I don't do drugs… I smoke weed and that's a plant. I drink beer... speaking of beer…
Knuck pauses as he reaches for his beer. He slams it down and then lifts his pant leg and pulls a beer from his sock.
Knucks: look is it illegal for me to drink… sure it is… is it legal for me to smoke weed in illinois...again the answer is no. But I don't give a fuck about what is legal and what is not. Was it legal to put me in a foster home where they locked in the basement every night and all weekend long? Fuck no it wasn't. But all that did was teach me to be strong and teach me that in life it is what you make it. This is my basement now and the RSW ring is in the center of it. You mother fuckers better take notice because when Dead Wrong comes on and I walk to the ring I am mentally going to my dark place and I am locking you in with me.
Knucks: the drinking and the weed calms my nerves and honestly it stops me from tearing out some mother fucker's spine and skull fucking their eyes out. So just be glad I don't take days off from mother earth or the fuel of gods good old beer.
Mandy: so what are your plans in RSW?
Knucks: well to be honest I plan to stay the course and continue to dominate inside and outside of the ring. I plan to make the cover off Al the wrestling magazines and means health. I bet people would love to learn about the knuck diet. Well its wake up drink a warm beer and smoke a cigarette. Then take a morning piss while you drink a cold beer. Then pack the bong and take some killer hits and then score some food. Then its important to drink more and smoke a cig every 30 minutes and then hit a blunt. That's how you get a killer body like knucks.
Knucks: you know this week in what could be a main event match we have The Knucks vs Shane Mitchell... god damn if this place was run right this would be your main event. I mean I am fucking sexy as hell and well Shane Mitchell looks like a creepy fucking been pole waiting to swoop in and steal your fucking Chillins. We have a true blooded American and a blue blood fuck from across the pond... now don’t take my description of you as a sign that I don’t respect you...
Knucks pauses and smiles and then looks around the room and finished speaking.
Knucks: you see respect is something you earn and well I don’t really know you and I don’t really care I will admit you have the most talent of anyone I have faced here in RSW. It just hard to not tease you when you are a tall mother fucker but when the wind blows you get shaky. When I joined this place and I found an RSW poster I circled you and well I drew a penis on top of your head. You see I knew I was going to earn a chance to chop you down one day... well guess what I am here with an axe and I am ready to chop you down.
Knucks: you see my early days in the system I to needed to be chopped down and that I was nothing beats having a kid twice your age punch you in the face because you put on 1 clean sock. Fuck I wanted to feel what it was like to knot have your big toe hang out of your sock. You see Shane you are going to see that Knucks is everything I say I am. But this time the person double my age is getting his skull fucked by my fist. I am going to {No Means No} your eyes out and I am going to blow out that pussy looking mouth of yours.
Knucks: look man I get it in your head I am just some punk as kid and you can’t wait to walk all over me... but you see my age doesn’t tell you shit about me... what I have lived through in these 18 years is something others couldn’t do in three lifetimes.
Knucks takes a drink of beer. He winks at the sexy interview lady and drinks again.
Knucks: you see though we do have something in common but yet it’s different. We use people... we take advantage of people... the problem is you do it just to do it... I did it because I had no choice... I had no way of living if I didn’t. But not you, you just think your god gift to the world and please keep thinking that. Because when The Monster Knucks walks in the ring my angel heart will not be able to save you and my evil brain will take over.
Knucks: you see I said I wasn’t going to talk about my mom but that women had the heart of a goddess and she was consumed by an evil man and they made me... so now I have his evil brain and my moms angel heart... so I was created almost 19 years ago and now I am releasing myself on the world and taking what is mine. I was pushed assisted casted out and forgotten now no one will ever forget me again.
Knucks: animal bitch boy, grandpa Beb and now Shane the bean pole Mitchell. I am not here for friends I am here for a list of victims and I promise you Shane your name is going on the list... the AKS is going to send you flying to the ground. My left and right fist are going to pound reality into your face and I will be one step closer to holding gold. Well I gotto go… I got a mother fucker that needs to get cut down.
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The scene changes and we see Anthony and the lovely Candy from blossom strip club. Candy is dressed in a black dress that is short and sexy and she has on high heels. Knucks is wearing blue jeans and a black Knucks RSW shirt that has Knucks face on the front and AKS on the back. He has a white bandanna pulling his dreads back.
He has on some brand knew black and white shoes that look very clean for him. He walks over and opens the door to Blossoms. Candy walks into her work on a date on her day off.
Knucks: what's up Erik how it going?
Erik Black: who the fuck are you again?
Knucks: that's fucked up...
Erik Black: Candy, you know we don't feed bums. The soup kitchen three blocks down.
Candy: he wanted to take me to fancy place and he said this was the best place here in town.
Knucks doesn't seem to care what Erik thinks and they find a table and order some drinks from the waitress.
Layla: welcome back Anthony and hello Candy. Would you like to buy a dance?
Knucks: hey Layla that sounds good but I think we will pass. We are trying to get to know each other.
Candy: hey girl, I will buy one later.
Candy: Shane Mitchell is your challenger this week what do you think of that tall man?
Knucks: I don’t think... I know... I know I am going to be in fucking georgia for the the first time ever and I am going to beat that mother fuckers face in good and he is going to struggle to sip his fucking tea.
Candy: is he a {Mongo Edit: Fuck Off} or a Britt?
Knucks: is there a difference?
Candy: you crack me up... so tonight do you want to play the front or the back?
Knucks: I am not getting tucked or pegged or whatever that shit is...
Candy: no you idiot do you want to fuck my front hole or my back hole?
Knucks want really listing, he was looking at candy and feeling good about himself. Here he was 18 years old with money in his pocket and a had a fine ass girl sitting with him. He was thinking about what his mother would say.
Women voice over: damn Lil Knuck you found you a real looker. Be careful and make sure you use protection you don't want to pay child support and you don't want her going after you for destroying her money making body. I miss you son.
Knucks: I miss u too
Candy: what?
knucks: I said i need to go piss, what about you?
Knucks gets up and heads towards the bathroom and he walks in as a guy is going to town on his own Dick at the urinal. Knucks shakes his head and walks over to the sink. He splashes water on his face and reaches for a paper towel. Knucks didn't like hearing his mom's voice because it scared him every time. He throws the paper towel in tube trash and starts walking out. The bathroom was so fancy probably the nicest bathroom he ever seen.
Knucks: my mom always said you would go blind but I am more worried you're going to get tennis elbow if you keep that up.
The guy looks at Knucks but continues the assault on his meat stick… Knucks walks out and sits back down at the table. He looks over at candy and he notices his beer came out but next to it is a mixed drink.
Candy: that is my specialty drink its called a wet ass. It taste like candy... just like me.
Knucks sniffs his right hand and licks his finger and then tries the drink.
Knucks: I would say you taste way better.
Candy: damn you know how to get a girl flowing. But hey lets play a game where we ask each other random questions. Like Knucks… have you ever wanted to kill someone just to say you did it?
Knucks: kill? Well I almost killed this motherfucker for jumping out his closet while I fucked his old lady and the dude had a soner.
Candy: what's a soner?
Knucks: its a very small boner and the dude tried to lick the cream pie filling I served his wife off of my staff. So I beat his ass... and now they say I hate gay people… but that's not true I watch a lot of lesbian born.
Candy: I love girl on girl… But my favorite is 2 girls 1 guy or me and 2 guys.
Knucks: I will take the first option.
Candy: I bet you would young one.
Knucks:.so what do you think the hardest part of putting a thick girl in a 55 gallon drum is?
Candy: putting her fat ass in it?
Knucks: no my Dick hahahaha
Candy: that's hilarious but does the idea of putting me in one of those drums get your harder or do you like fat girls?
Knucks: I prefer smaller girls but my Dick is an equal opportunity fucker as long as its a female... my Dick is usually ok with it.
Candy: if you had to choose between fucking one girl the rest of your life but you could fuck any of her three holes daily... or you could fuck 30 girls the rest of your life but you could only fuck them for a month each what would you do?
Knucks: so 1 girl for the rest of my life or for the next few years I get to fuck a new girl each month… So after that I don't get to fuck no more…. So damn that's a trick question because you can only mud fuck a girl so many times before his asshole looks like a Pringles can with a mushroom cap pushing out. Fuck… I guess if I had choose and I figure living in Chicago my chance of getting gunned down is high in the next few years. I guess 30 girls, but if I live past that time frame I am going to be mad.
Candy: well mine doesn't look like a Pringles can… so what's my question.
Knucks: damn that sounds wonderful. So if you could either punch/kill/fuck between me, Erik black and nickels the clown who would you punch.
Candy: So I guess I would punch your boy Salem because he turned me down for a dance... said my ditty looked like a balloon that was blown up and then you let out half the air in it.
Knucks: that is funny as…. Wait, that is so not cool.
Candy: so kill is an easy choice... though you almost made me change my mind. Erik Black. That guy is so cocky and yeah he is a bad ass but he is also a total ass.
Knucks: this is horrible why would you pick to kill one of my best friends? so wrong I am going to talk to him about that.
Candy: Your boy Erik Black I would kill…
Knucks: Why would you kill Erik?
Candy: Well you made me pick one of you three and he is a total asshole… his ego is big and he thinks he is better than everyone. Don’t get me wrong he is a total badass but that ego…
The waitress returns and delivers Another beer and three Wet Asses to the table. Knucks pulls out some money and hands it to her and she smiles and walks off. So this is what making it feels like. This was a great moment for Knucks yet two things remind on his mind. His mom and Poison Rain. Yet he was out with a good looking girl and he had money in his pocket. Things had changed so fast for Anthony and really when things were going good they fell apart his mom’s death when he was 8. The foster care home that he actually enjoyed being at. Master wrestling school well not really the school but the girl.
Knucks: So i guess I am the one you would fuck?
Candy: Well yeah silly I am on a date with you right?
Knucks: Yeah but your a money grubbing whore and you probably just want me for my money right?
Candy: How can you say that just because i strip and make amazing money does not make me a gold digger I really had feelings for you dumb ass.
Candy Storms away and goes to the back. Knucks looks down at the drinks on the table and slams the three wet ass drinks one after another and he grabs his beer and walks out of the table area he looks at Erik Black but he just walks outside. However Anthony had purchased a phone at some point in the day. He hits an app and waits for his ride.
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The shit hole apartment that is Knucks home shows on the screen. Many piles of dirty clothes are on the ground and the words Fuck Off are written on the wall . as the scene moves around we notice Knucks is sitting in a dark corner with his head down and his knees are up. He is dressed in black pants and a black hooded sweatshirt making him hard to see. However, you can see him but not very well. The dreads are hanging down over his face.
Knucks: so everything is going so well in my life. I sent poison a friend request and she still has not expected it and its been 13 minutes. I also sent candy a message and she read it and didn't reply. Fuck these cunts I don't need either of them. Candy wants me to be her sugar daddy but she bailed when she found i was only a splenda daddy. You know fake sugar. Don't get me wrong I am hood rich these days but when you are a high class whore you are on the hunt for the golden meal ticket. This bitch didn't want bud light she wanted top shelf. She didn't want strip club food she wanted to go to this place called Eleven. I was like hell yeah we can hit up seven eleven and she laughed and then showed me the menu.
Knucks: I was like bitch I don't want to buy the place I just want food. She finally agreed we could eat at the club. I am sure you think that was dumb but when your 18 in a town where only one place will serve you… Well that's where you go. Who cares she works there? so if she hates the place wouldn't she just quit?. I stand behind my comment... them girls are just money grubbing whores. I would not give her a moment of my time.
Anthony phone rings and he looks down at it and golden digging whore shows as the name. He answers it and flips it to speaker phone.
Knucks: hello?
Candy: is this you Anthony?
Knucks: is this Poison?
Candy: oh my god no its candy… you was probably thinking of her when you was doing the butt luge and drinking champagne out of my ass crack?
Knucks: no i thought you was poison control…
Candy: Knucks baby... don't lie to me... hell if you want bring those poison booty shorts with you and I will put them on and be Poison for you baby.
Knucks: damn that sounds hot as Fuck if only she had warned them first and they were still dirty
Candy: oh my god you have me so wet I would love to wear her dirty panties you could lick my fresh cream and lick her panties and get her flavor as well. As my pussy warms up her dried on goo. Fuck I got to go look i am sorry I left the other night… what if we try to make this work? I need you knucks… bye baby
Knucks: by candy see you soon I hope.
The call ends and Anthony lifts his head. He has a huge smile on his face and Knucks picks up a joint and lights it. He takes a hit and smiles and laughs.
Knucks: like I was saying candy is a great girl and she is a wonderful girl. I am going to fly her to the show this week and take her out. Now i need to sneak over to Poison house and grab a pair of her dirty panties so i can Fuck candy and taste poison all in the same day.. Who getting his dick wet this weekend…. This mother fucker right here.
Knucks: you said it best a while ago that 9 out of 10 times you would walk out victories well kid that means one tenth of the time you lose well string bean this is that loss. It’s ok though next week you can face whatever animal momma is going by now and pick up that next win... then schedule a match with pops and then ask for that match with dag. Because you see I am not taking a loss this week... I am taking that step closer I am going to prove to candy and poison that I am the man that I say I am.
Knucks walks over to his kitchen and he grabs his bong out of the pantry door and he sits down. He pulls out a small bag of weed and packs the bong. He gets ready to light his bong but he pauses.
Knucks: you see Shane you hate apple products because they make a few Ching Chong’s have to work hard making their phones... who give a fuck they get a cup of rice and the leader wee Tu fuck makes them pull double shifts... come on who cares those 8 year old kids have nothing better to do anyways.
Knucks takes a huge hit off of the bong and blows smoke out his nose and he pulls his eyes back to make it look like a Chinese man.
Knucks: oh— you like me phone I make? Me worky long long time and me get coop of rice Shane son.
Knucks laughs as he grabs another hit off of the bong. Then he laughs and puts it down more.
Knucks: watching these videos of you talk on RSW is amazing... dude your literally the dumbest mother fucker I ever seen. Who cares about the coolie... I don’t give a fuck so why should you? I am so glad I purchased this iPhone X and now I know it bothers you. But you think any of those phone manufactures give a fuck about their workers?
Knucks: also slim shady called from 1999 and he wants his blue jeans and white T-shirt back... so please stand up and please stand up. I was born the year white t shirts and jeans was the look now you just look like the type of guy that jacks off in the movie theater while the newest Disney movie is playing... look I master bate in library but it isn’t to kids cartoons you creep.
Knucks: the face you made when it was time to kill... is the same face I make when I am squatting over the sink waiting to send the turd to its doom. You couldn’t do it that day just like you can’t beat me. But then we got to see the beautiful Tiffany laying in her own pool of blood. I have to be honest I beat off to that twice... oh my god the first load covered the screen so bad my cum turned pink.
Knucks: I would fuck her right now and show her what a real man feels like. I would probably have to cut her legs off because of Rigor Mortis has set in. Her legs wouldn’t be the only thing stiff... oh my god my dick is hard again I am going to watch her suicide scene again.
A pause logo shows on the screen then we see Knucks drying his hands on a towel and walking back towards the bond.
Knucks: Shane how did you fuck that up that bitch looks so hot... I am going to have candy take a cold shower and lay in the bathtub and I am going to walk in and fuck the shit out of her. God damn how did you pass on hitting that dead bitch i mean it looks like she was trying to shave her arm and the razor went crazy… I feel bad for her… you was not around but oh shit… I just seen they found sperm in her but they had not told you yet… so she was fucking around on you maybe? You see In the past i never got passed her laying dead looking so sexy. Ok I am going to keep watching this shit
Knucks continues to watch the videos on his new iphone and the mother fucker seems to be enjoying watching Shane’s pain He pauses it and smile for a minute and then laughs as he goes and grabs a beer from the fridge.
Knucks: What the fuck this sam guy i bet is a dirty cop i bet he was throwing her the bacon juice and that’s why they haven’t told him she had cum all up in that snatch. I wonder how much you get paid to probe naked bitches and suck the juice out of them… that shit would be weird as fuck to have your hands in some cold as pussy. I bet their fingers smell like the hands of the guys from that deadliest catch show. Maybe, it wasn’t the dirty cop the way he touches Shane’s shoulder is almost like some brokeback mountain type shit. But hey i am not here to judge dont need all those fagots getting butt hurt over…. Butt hurt they are into that shit… I should have said get them all angry and hot. Ok back to the show.
Knucks continues watching the footage of Shane’s sad story and the tragic loss of his fiance. Knucks can’t help but laugh at times. Yet he laughs at shit most people would fail to see any humor with.
Knucks: Damn I must say raising another mother fuckers child is not that uncommon hell like 30 somemother fuckers all took part in raising me… but hey man that’s awesome you stepped up for Faith… you would have been there for her but you was busy… just like you could have been there for her mom but instead you let this other mother fucker fuck your girl and show her love and support. You not only failed as a fake daddy you failed as a fiance. The detective said there was a lot of accident around you.. Hell you came from an accident your dad just wanted a blow job but your mom didn’t want to swallow that day… i bet she wishes she had now don’t you think?
Knucks continues to watch the tape and he scream out “O shit” when the video gets to the part about his first fiance Katie. Knucks keep watching and drinking his beer. He seems to be really enjoying himself. When his phone rings the video pauses and Knucks answers it.
Knucks: hello?
Women: Look anthony we need to talk?
Knucks: How the fuck did you get my number and who is this?
Women: Its me Poison, look I know things went crazy last week and things have changed but I want you to know I am trying to get my dad to take you back in. Congrats on the win last week and you are…
Knucks: Look I am in the middle of something let me call you back.
Poison: Oh… Um Ok…. Bye
Knucks: yup.
Just like that the call was over… the girl he wanted to win a title for he just ends the call. Knucks quickly continues the video.
Knucks: This been pole looking mother fucker is trying so hard to prove he didn’t kill anyone and he is all but threatening to murder this detective… this mother fucker is dumber than he looks and this fucker looks {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore}. I hope they show more pictures and videos of the hot dead thot. Oh shit they just told shane his girl had two different set of seed in her and they were fresh… hahaha this is better than jerry springer show. Trust me I am from chicago I know people that went on that show.
Knucks: the sperm belong to a fucking mop… but then again your girls pussy was being a mop bucket that had all the splurge in it. But now i am getting bored…. So i am going to just guess that the actual killer fucker her as well.
Knucks stops playing the video on his phone and he sets his phone down.
Knucks: this had so much potential to be a great show… They had the sexy dead girl now they just needed the dead girl orgy scene where the rest of the wrestlers get to fuck her. I just want to go before Erik black, that guy would probably blast her full of coke… I don't need my Dick snorting up coke and then I get coke dick… I heard that shit makes you go soft.
Knucks: look Shane no reason to be all emotional about your girl. Just be glad she died before she had a chance to ride the knucks express. I would have broken that bitch and made her scream out… what you never made her scream out? Fuck man she probably would have died still she would have choked on my dick. But at least she would have felt loved… I mean it would not have been love but lust but bitches get confused between the differences anyways.
Knucks: lets dig this slut up and get the rsw roster together and let's give her a goodbye gang bang she will never forget. What? Think about it we don't need condoms no dead bitch has ever made a baby and good thing. Because this slut was a shit mother letting her child die… but then again you probably paid for this bastard child to die. What did her tit milk taste like I bet it was good. Did you ever grab one of those nipples and just start sucking away on your fiance tit?
Knucks: if she was still breastfeeding when your little bastard died and then she died does the milk go bad in her tit or does the creep at the funeral home get to drink it? Well your body gets cold when you die so maybe her tit is full of good milk still.
Knucks: they say that shit they put in your body to keep you from smelling like a girls locker room when you die gets you high. If that shit has leaked into her tits that would be a fucking good milkshake.
Knucks: I am dedicating this loss of yours to your dead fiance. So she knows your still a loser. You see I have Faith in me winning this match… You had faith but you let her die.
Knucks laughs as the scene fades to black.
