Christmas is for Suckers (RP #6 at RSW

[Knucks]

OOC note this is a 2 part roleplay with Salem Shepard

Match #6
Filth Factory vs Glorious Bastards
CHRISTMAS IS FOR SUCKERS

“Just because I am a Tag Champion doesn’t make me better than you… the fact that I am me and you are you is why I am better than you!” - Knucks 2018


It was an early spring day in 2010 and the State Case worker and a therapist are sitting with a young boy who’s black hair looked kinda dirty. The young kid sits with his arms crossed, he is wearing a Chicago Bulls shirt and a pair of black shorts. His young face looked dirty, matching his hair. The state caseworker is the same women that was at the funeral with Knucks. Sadly she was the only person still in his life from that day. She is dressed in blue jeans and a blue hoodie that had a Cubs logo on it; her badge that she was required to wear dangled around her neck. She sits in a chair next to the boy. The therapist is a 60ish year old looking man. This man was someone who looks like he would smell like a mixture of stale coffee and mothballs. He had some certificates on his wall in nice frames. He also had pictures that kids made for him. His desk was a disaster much like this guys hair.

Therapist: Look, Anthony, I am just going to be completely honest with you… You see Its not that you can’t be loved ...its that you push people away from you. A lot of this has to do with your mother’s death. The one person that loved you was gone, so you, inside of your head, decided that you were never going to let anyone love you again. Now, you don’t even realise you have done it because this has become your defense system…

The state case worker and the therapist both stare at young Anthony.

State Worker: Do you understand what he is saying Anthony?

Anthony: whatever…. this is stupid, I don’t need this… I don’t want to come here… Sure I am 10 years old so I probably have the same IQ as therapist mothballs.

State Worker: Well, Anthony, in the last 18 months we have had to move you from 6 foster homes… wait did you say mothballs.

The worker covered her mouth as she laughed because she knew he smelt like them as well.

Anthony: Yeah those homes sucked balls…

Therapist: Anthony do you think its ok to say that?

Anthony: what part… Oh... the sucked balls comment… Well, I could say that they fucking suck like the last foster parents said. Because they was like, “Anthony if you think its better out of this home then you got another thing coming; because the other foster homes fucking suck.” So
yeah, I guess I could have told that truth.

The state worker and the therapist stare at Anthony. They don’t really know what to say.

Anthony: So this new guy… Greg Jones… is my next foster home? Is he married?

Therapist: Do you want him to be?

Anthony: I am just asking… I don’t care because it’s not going to last long. I just wonder how many ‘fun nazis’ I am going to deal with.

Therapist: Fun Nazis?

Anthony: You know, someone who wants to kill all your fun… maybe it’s just your defense, you don’t realize you are a fun nazi just like I dont realize I don’t let people love me.

The state worker lets out a chuckle as she covers her mouth. Anthony just sits pissed off, he really did not want to come sit with this guy. This guy always wanted to fix Anthony. But the only way to fix him was to bring his mother back from the grave…

The scene flickers a few times and turns black and white.

Knucks Voice Over: I will never forget the days of sitting in Fred the therapist's office with his baby shit green walls and pictures from really shitty child artists. The man always smelt like coffee and moth balls. Like, how do you not know that you stink that bad? Fuck, I swear that guy walks in the room and every pussy in the place dries up. But, you see, this fucking fuck stick was right though!! I had always pushed people away.. Not letting anyone get close to me… well, that was till Awoken formed. Ya know, I learned how to open up but it was just too late… now I have to learn to accept that Poison is off the market and that I blew my only chance. But worse than that, I had taken a phone call after Anarchy 43 and made a decision that is for the best. ...I am putting myself in the pits of my own hell… But I chose this life… didn’t I?



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The sounds of weights being clung together is heard in the distance. Poison is sitting at her desk dressed in all black leggings and a black jacket with the word ‘Poison’ on it. Her hair is pulled back and she plays with the large diamond on her ring finger. She is so focused on the ring on her hand that she doesn’t notice her father walk in. Kevin walks in wearing some black Shorts and a black ‘Master School of Wrestling’ shirt. He has a cup of coffee and he walks towards his desk; he coughs and Poison looks up for a quick second. But her attention quickly returns to the rock on her finger. Kevin pulls out one of the chairs in front of her desk and he sits down. He takes a sip of his coffee.

Poison: Dad, it just doesn't seem real to me… Every morning I wake up and I quickly check my finger to see if this is all a dream. I can’t wait for you to walk me down the aisle to Scotty. We are talking about a winter wedding next December just before Christmas. I want to rent a beautiful barn and have it all decorated for the holiday with white lights and…

Kevin Master: That sounds beautiful, ...we have plenty of time to figure it out…. But I need to tell you something…

Kevin shifted in his chair and lowered his voice as he continued.

Kevin Masters: I have done a lot of thinking about it, and I have decided that I am bringing Anthony back to the school and I’m going to personally train him and develop him into the star that he is going to be. Look, I understand if you choose to not be in the office or gym while he is here…

Poison: Oh…. Well…. When is going to come?

Kevin Master: He is in the gym right now and the guy is working his ass off!! It’s like a new person walked in the door today, its weird...

Poison stands up in her office, she looks down into the gym from the windows behind her desk. It was one-way glass so nobody in the gym could see her watching them. She sees Anthony, who is wearing black Awoken shorts and a Master School of Wrestling shirt. Anthony is laying down on the bench press and pressed a large amount of weight compared to his body size. She looks at her ring as her dad speaks to her.

Kevin Master: He needs me, you know that…

Poison remains looking down at Knucks as he throws up another set on the bench. She turns around and looks at her dad but she can’t stay focused on her dad with him here. She continues looking down.

Poison: Its fine… its a good business decision…

Poison pulls herself away from the one way mirror and sits down at her desk. She looks again at her ring and then her dad.

Kevin Master: Honey, I don’t think you are ok with this... Ok I got to get him training I will let you know when he is out of the building. I’ll keep him away from you, ok?

Kevin walked out of his Poisons office as she looked down at her ring once more, then opens her email - trying to do anything that would take Knucks off of her mind. She opens up her phone and sees she has a text from Scotty. But then she hears a loud voice and turns and looks back down at the gym. Knucks, Greg the Garbage Man, Kevin Master are all having a good time laughing. The three men heads towards the ring area. Poison reaches for her cell phone and she reads the text. It was just a simple I love you and good morning. Scotty was on the other side of the country promoting the next big up and coming music star. She missed him… but her mind was on other things..

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Knucks is in the ring working out with the trainers and some other guy who is also training. Knucks is learning new moves and giving his all. The scene fast forward and we see Knucks delivering a few more new moves. Kevin gets in the ring and pulls knucks off of the man and the other guy heads to locker room as his face is cut open and bruised already. Knucks heads back to the gym area. In his mind, just being a champion was not enough ….Knucks had to keep this going.

Kevin Master: Anthony… Why are you still here?

Knucks: Look I thought winning the tag team titles was going to be enough for me… But being the best isn’t enough for me… as well as the fact that I hate this time of year…

Kevin Master: Why is that?

Knucks: Do you really want to know?

Kevin Master: Look, you were right when you said I was corporate now ...or whatever you said. But listen, I was shitty to you the last time you were here and I want to be here for you now.

Knucks: Well let me shower real quick and then we can have this conversation… I will be right back… oh, and thanks.

Kevin was shocked!! Who was this guy!? Kevin headed to his own office where he had a private shower and bathroom. Kevin was truly struggling with who this young man was versus what he was just a few months ago.

Knucks heads towards the locker room he looks up the stairs. He sees the light is on in Poisons office and he looks up the stairs and he stops. He knows better and he continues into the locker room. He pushes open the door and walks over to the shower. He turns on the water and heads to grab a towel and walks to his locker. He tosses his dirty clothes in the bottom of the locker. He grabs a shower cap and twist his dreadlocks up and covers his hair. He walks to the shower and steps in.

Knucks lets the water pour over his face. It was then that Kevins question came back up in his head. Knucks still didn’t want to open up to Kevin, but he knew he had to stop pushing people away. You see, Awoken needs each other because of the target on their backs. But Knucks needs this school just as bad.

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It was December of 2007, Christmas morning to be exact. A young Anthony wakes up and runs into the apartment. It’s the same apartment he rents now but it not a shit hole. A beautiful white tree with sparkling red ornaments lit up the room. Anthony shakes a gift as he screams out for his Mom to wake up. The bookshelf in the living room was covered in fake snow and little village of Christmas homes are set up. A fake fireplace is set up with a chimney with two stocking on it…

Anthony: MOM!!! Get up!!…. Christmas is here, I love it!!

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The feed goes static but then we see Anthony and he is looking at a green tree. But this Anthony doesn’t look happy. Behind his is a photo on the wall that shows a family. However, Anthony is not in the picture… it’s Christmas Eve 2008, just over a month after the loss of his mother. Anthony went from loving Christmas to despising it.

Anthony: I Hate Christmas!!!...I HATE IT!!!!

Anthony grabs a newspaper and he sticks it inside the tree. He reaches over and grabs a lighter. He lights the end of the newspaper and he quickly heads back to the room. As he lays in bed laughing you can hear his foster parents screaming as the fire alarm beeps. Knucks laughter increases as the children scream that their presents are gone. Knucks didn’t care, he had the single gift the foster care agency dropped off. He was going watch this family as they exchange gifts. Knucks would have sat on the couch and just watched… Instead the family was able to check into the hotel and no one had gifts. You see, the Grinch may have hated Christmas because his heart was too small… Knucks hated it because his heart was torn from his chest and the only person that ever loved him was gone.

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It was Christmas Eve 2016. Knucks was sitting in his room when his foster mother slowly opened the door and came inside. As the door closed she locked it and went over to Anthony. She sat on the bed and touched Anthony leg. She goes for a kiss and Anthony has a shocked look… but he goes for it. Let’s face it, he was 16 and he wants to bust his nutt!! Turns out, a candy cane was not the only thing she was sucking this night. Knucks first blowie came from his foster mom. One would believe that’s a good Christmas memory, and it was, until she walked out and his foster dad seen the spunk that was on her chin that she had missed when she cleaned up. This was the final foster home Knucks would go to. After this, it was group home time. It was literally like hell on earth.

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Knucks was in the shower and the thought of that first blowjob. He was looking down and Knucks sword was growing… he thought for a minute how great a blowie from Poison would be… she was in the building and his dick was ready… but then his memories went back to the holiday as a christmas song came on. No matter the year the memories are still empty… so as the 11th Christmas after his mom’s death approached he couldn't pretend to be in the holiday spirit. Not to mention he was still dealing with the sudden news that the girl of his dream had said yes to someone not named Anthony.

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Knucks continues to wash his face. The memories continue to come back to him. as he shuts the water off and he walks over to his locker he sits down. He didn’t want to hate Christmas but he did… the last 10 years he has been pushing people away. Refusing to let anyone get close to him. But now he had a family… well, he had Awoken... It was not a family but really it was the closest thing to a family he had after his mother died. Knucks put on some clean boxers and some clean socks and pulled up a pair of jeans. He grabbed some black jordan shoes and he puts on the filth factory t shirt and pulls on his Awoken Hoodie he turns and looks in the mirror and he sees himself… and for maybe the first time in his life he is proud of who he is.

Knucks: Damn, look at the hottest thing in wrestling today!!! I need to put more time in the gym, but fuck, I feel like I could take on anyone. I just don’t know how much more Christmas music I can handle and how many more retards shaking bells trying to collect money I can handle. Everything about this holiday pisses me off… Why can’t it just be over.

Knucks heads out of the locker room and he looks up at Poisons office and he smiles. He can’t see in but if she was watching him she wanted to see he was happy. Kevin was walking down the steps as Knucks continued walking. Knucks followed Kevin out of the building as they got into a white Ford F-350 with black skulls on the doors. Kevin pulls out of the parking lot.

Kevin Masters: Look, before we get back into the conversation I have to say I am really impressed with how much you have grown up in the last month of so. You really caught me off guard. I had you pegged for a dead beat.. Really i just looked at you like you was the scum of the earth. But I was wrong… thanks for proving me wrong.

Knucks: Don’t get me wrong I am still fucked up. I still drink Beer and smoke weed and I took a shit out my window this morning. But I am taking my Business serious… Wrestling is my future and I plan to be a huge fucking star.

Kevin Masters: I see Anthony... Let’s go grab some prime rib and whatever elseyou want ...I know a great place to go.

The two men shoot the shit as they drive to the place. Knucks is watching the Christmas lights out of the window as more memories come back. In his head he pictures the homes burning down and he pictures families lay on the ground dead. They are laying around the tree as knucks pours gas on the tree.

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December 24th 2017. A group home for Troubled Youth has a community tree set up in the lobby of the building. The lights are on but more than half of them are burned out. A few cheap ornaments hang on the tree. It wouldn’t win a prize even in the poorest third world country for best decorations. Anthony walks past the tree and shakes his head as he walks outside and sits on the very large cement step. He lights up a smoke as he rolls his shorter dreads in his hands. He blows out smoke as he stands up and walks away from the home. This was not the first time he snuck out of the home but it was the first night he didn’t come back.

Anthony was found a few days later sitting at his mother’s grave. He had found a blanket and his shivering body was wrapped up in it. The police called for an ambulance to take him to the hospital to be looked at. Knucks didnt care he had skipped Christmas and he was thankful for it. Sadly this was the best Christmas he has had after the death of his mother.

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Kevin Masters: KNUCKS…HELLO!!! YOU OK!? … We're here, let’s go eat.

Knucks snapped out of it and he stepped out the truck. The two guys walked into the restaurant. As they walk in they have garlin and lights. A large tree is decorated as they check in. Then they get seated right away. Knucks looks at the glass of water and he squeezes his lemon in it. He smiled as he looked at the menu.

Kevin Masters: So talk to me. What’s been on your mind?

Knucks does not answer right away he can’t say he is in love. In love with his daughter and pissed he blew it. But then he figured fuck it… and open up about christmas.

Knucks: Well, I was saying earlier… you see, I…. Its that…. Well….. Fuck it, I hate Christmas!! I loved it when my mom was still alive, but after she died?…. It became the worst fucking holiday ever. I know many people love it, their families get together and they celebrate it. But me? I was the outcast…. The outsider being forced to watch other families have a good time. Fuck that!! I am going to skip the holiday again this year too!

Kevin Master: Why don’t you come spend it at my home this year?

Knucks: But what about Poison?

Kevin Masters: She is going away for the holiday. It’s just me and the wife. We can have a nice meal and just spend time together. Please, we would love to have your company, Anthony.

Knucks: We will see, ...I am not making any promises though.

Knucks had enjoyed that prime rib. He was happy that Kevin Masters had noticed the changes in himself. Anthony had listened to Kevin talk about making good business decisions.

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Over the next few days knucks had hit the gym hard. He had not seen Poison. But he had decided it was time to make some changes. Knucks had just finished working out at the gym as he gets out of a truck. The black truck has Knucks logo with the Skull and Dreadlocks on the sides pulls up Knucks climbs out and so does the lyft driver jessie that wanted to hang with knucks.

Jessie Stone: I just love that new truck.. It fun to drive… do I get to drive it again?

Knucks: Yeah, let’s head upstairs…

Knucks was tired from working out but really he was happy to be home. As they walk in Mr Skee smiles at knucks. Knucks smiles back at him. It felt good for Knucks to not owe past due rent. They reach the apartment and the place looks different. A new couch and painted walls really made the place look better. As they walked through Knucks went into the bathroom and you can hear him taking a piss. But wait was that a toilet flush? Shit the bathroom was fixed. Knucks washed his hands and rejoined Jessie in the living room. She was sitting on the couch and Knucks joined her on the couch.

Knucks: So look I just want to throw this out… I am a famous wrestler now and I can’t call you every time I need a ride. So look, what if I pay you to move in here and be my full time driver? I will pay you $40,000 a year and you get free room and board. You can come and go and when I am out of town and you get full time off...

Jessie: Are you serious?

Knucks: I am dead serious… I will even let you decorate your room… please say yes!!

Jessie: Sounds good, can I have my friends over?

Knucks: Like, ..girls? Sure!!! But I don’t want this to be a sausage party.

The two talked for a little bit but then Knucks busted out the weed and beer. They got high and they got drunk. Knucks was glad to have a driver and even more glad to have a smokin hot one!! But he wasn’t going to sleep with this girl because for once, he was getting his shit together. Knucks scored another beer for each of them and sat on the couch.

Jessie: I really want to order this new bra but I don’t know what size to get… you think you can measure my chest for me? …

Knucks glances at her, then without noticing, he stared at her. He soo badly wanted to measure those lovely tits but he is stronger now. He was a famous person, he was a Champion. He was becoming someone his mother would be so proud of…

Knucks: Yeah, let me go grab my tape measure.

Knucks walked away, searching for the tape measure. He is clearly thinking with a different head but I mean he is just helping her get a bra that fits… that’s all right? Knucks returns with one of those soft measuring tapes and Jessie has her shirt off. Knucks stops dead in his track. This girl has a killer body and she has star tattoos from her right breast on down. Where do they stop? Somewhere below the belt.

Knucks: Well… GOD DAMN!!!! Look at those stars…

Jessie: I figured the shirt would throw off the measurement… I hope you don’t mind, Mr. Stevenson.

Knucks: Please, call me Anthony or Knucks… and no, I think your right. You want the right size and that shirt could totally make you order the wrong size. You see, this one time I ordered condoms online and I put in XL but they was chinese size… those fuckers barely fit my pinky… it worked out because my neighbor is a skank. But sometimes when money was tight she would let me eat with her and her 5 kids… the catch was, she wanted her asshole fingered so I got to use them…. For a long long time…. Get it?

Jessie: ummm…. Yeah, this one time I ordered a thong on the Wish app and that thing showed up and it would fit on my little sisters Cabbage Patch doll… Soo ummm…It’s getting cold, you think you could measure me?

Jessie stood up and turned her back to her new boss. Knucks held the tape to the back of her bra and reached around her as his hands brushed her bra.

Knucks Voice Over: Come… Look, don’t get a boner… it’s just a girls back and she happens to have really huge tits. Oh my God, her nipples are screaming to be pinched!!!… oh my God, I touched them again… Look, you can’t fuck this girl - you are trying to show Poison you have changed…

Knucks is able to keep it together, well, that is, till she reached back and unhooked her bra. The bra would hit the floor when she turned around. These giant tits made Knucks smile from ear to ear as he tried to hold up the tape and hide the massive boner in his pants.

Jessie: The bra was throwing things off… listen Knucks, put the tape measure on my nipple and go around me and stop when you get back to my nipple.

Knucks is touching the nipple and his apartment door comes flying open and Candy walks in talking about her flight… well she was….until she realized what was happening right in front of her.

Candy: What the fuck do we have going on here!?!?

Knucks: Well….ummm… You see, I…..

Jessie: Hi!!! I’m Jessie! I am Knucks new driver and he was helping me order a bra. I was not sure what size i needed and….

Candy: Oh 36DD… trust me, I know tits…. So ummm, why are you here?

Jessie: I’m moving in?

Candy: Uuuhh, I’m sorry, what was that!?!?

Candy got louder and Knucks slipped out to grab a beer in the kitchen. He came back and the two girls are sitting on the couch. Knucks goes to sit in the recliner but Candy motions him over.

Candy: Knucks, baby, come over and have a sit… let’s talk about this...

Knucks: You know I am tired, maybe…

Candy: Jessie, why don’t you head home….

Jessie: Look, I’m moving in and that’s my new bedroom...

Candy: How cute… why don’t you head to your ‘so called room.’ I have some things I want to talk to Knucks about… ok? Good night.

Jessie gets up and grabs her bra, she had put her shirt back on but not the bra. She walks past them as heads to the room. Lucky for her the bedroom was cleaned and a new bed was delivered. She climbed into bed but she was wide awake.

Candy: What the fuck was that??…. I told you I am done letting you fuck any whore that is willing to fuck you…

Knucks: It isn’t like that!! She is my driver now and I was just measuring her tits… You said it before: it’s hard to find a good bra… but how is this any different then you taking your top off at Blossoms and rubbing them tits in dudes faces?

Candy: Well, move me to Chicago and put a ring on my finger and these tits are alllllllll yours… but I wont quit my job when you are too busy crying over Poison....

Knucks: What are you talking about?

Candy: Let’s see… Poison gets engaged you start cleaning up yourself and getting your shit together. You are back at her fathers gym and you are busy making yourself look like a star. Don’t get me wrong, Knuckies, you are a star but why do you need a driver living with you? You would have fucked her… But I want to prove to you that I am not mad.

Candy starts kissing on Knucks neck and she climbs onto his lap. She lifts her shirt off and throws it on the floor knucks kisses his neck. Candy starts moaning as loud as she can Knucks tries to cover her mouth.

Knucks: Babe lets go try out the new bed…

Candy: Knucks I need that dick right here and now…

Knucks: Candy… Jessie is right in the other room…

Candy: Well if she is just your driver then get her to drive us around while I suck your dick!

Knucks: What the fuck…. NO.

Candy: You must like her you bastard… want me to draw stars on my body and pretend to be her. My tits are better but she is fat compared to me… YES KNUCKS FUCK ME HARDER… HARDER OH MY GOD! Oh shit cum in me!

Knucks pushes Candy to the side and he walks out the door of the apartment. Knucks was pissed he just did not want to deal with Candy crazy ass… again she just showed up something he hated. Who pretends to have sex to make another girl jealous?

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Knucks voice over: Sometimes you just have to get away. I had sent Jessie a text telling her I am sorry. She had locked the door and went to sleep after the scene that candy made. My life always has to have drama… With candy in my life it was never going to change. But she sucks me in both mentally and physically. She is fucking hot. Damn and I almost fucked my driver. I really need to figure this shit out.

He had time to do that as he boarded a plane he was going to get away from Poison, Candy and Fucking Christmas. Knucks entere the jet and found his seat.

Knucks voice over: I really was looking forward to this title defense. Havok Snow was no challenge and I had … no, we have something to prove. Not only are we mouthy but we are what we say we are. Not just me and salem but also Erik Black. These two guys are always up to the challenge and they don't disappoint. We aren't making friends in the locker room but the world is watching Awoken matches… Awoken Promos… fuck people would watch Awoken Commercials.

Knucks voice over. It was that moment that i figured things out. How I would continue to grow. Hell this week I am going to help Marcus Anderson continue his wrestling education. You see me and the lady jawline were from two different worlds. He came from money and me I come from the hood. When lady jaw wanted something he demanded it and daddys money took care of it. It sad because now this guy wants my belt. But daddy's money can't buy it. He has to earn it and I won't be letting that happen. At the end of the match he will have his dreams crushed and his skull will feel the effects of the AKS. Say I am wrong Havok never believed it and guess what he felt it.

We see the plane landing and we see knucks walking out of the airport. He, flags down a taxi and he gets in. He wished it was Jessie driving not this guy who looked like the Dell IT guy in India saying his name is Tom. The cab ride continues as knucks tried to not see the christmas lights.

Knucks voice over: i watched their matches on the internet and promos of marcus following his mentor around. It sad really this dude wants to restore that name while having married women grind on him. Well fuck i admit i fucked that married girl trying to score free weed but I was not trying to restore my family name… shit the only family I have is Awoken and that name is already the symbol of greatness. You see some may say we are just a loudmouth group at least we earn title shots … andi snow gets destroyed gets title shot.

Knucks had rolled the window at this point the car smelt like he was in a container of cury. He just wanted to be free from this all. He phone dinged at it was Salem he was relieved.

Knucks: god damn I thought that was Candy saying she tracked my phone again. But instead it Salem confirming he is at the prison.

Knucks had the cab pull over at the liquor store so he could run in. He needed smokes, and booze. Not to mentions fresh air… even if it was only for a minute. Knucks walks out and he gets back into the cury taxi after a quick smoke.

Knucks: god damn let's hurry I need a smoke already. So what can I say Marcus Anderson that I respect you or that I fear you and your mentor slash partner could take these belts. Look you are more talented than Andi Snow and Gerome Havok. However, lets face it, Cowboy something and Lilith are already believed to be better. If it has a pulse its better unless it is joe beb.

At that point the cab pulls up to the old prison knucks gets out and looks around. Not a single sign of christmas and better yet no candy drama.

Knucks: I guess I should address the other dipshit I learned feelings are hurt when we don’t address people enough. I never seen a place with so called grown ups so worried about getting respect. I guess I never asked for it I just earned it… Chris Parson you and your little dog both seem to have a thing for Erik Black… I get it Parsons, you like to part one could say you wish you could be Erik Black… He Has the Ego at a young age… he can out drink you and he can do more blow. You see we have a roster that’s jealous… Awoken has the buzz and in just a little time will have the tag titles and the top single strap as well.

Knucks walks towards the front door. He opens up a bottle of Crown Royal and takes a large drink. He lights up a cigarette as he walks to the door. He starts humming a christmas song and he stops and shakes his head. Even at a run down prison Christmas was trying to fuck him… and he didn’t want to be fucked by christmas once more.

Knucks tosses his smoke on the ground as he walks in the door. He starts un butting his dress shirt he feels dirty. He was sweaty as fuck but he wasn’t going back home to get his bag. Knucks looked at Salem who was on the phone it looked serious. So knucks grabbed one of the Blue Filth Factory shirts. It was lighter blue and it has salem and Knucks face on it.



Salem was talking in the background as Knucks notices a fine as girl sitting at a desk with a large mirror. Knucks goes over to introduce himself to this fine bitch. She was dressing in all black and she had perfect curls in her hair. She had makeup and hair style products all over the desk area. She opens up a chair and she motions for knucks to come over. Knucks has that look on his face… Like i am going to fuck this bitch…

Over about 50 yards is Salem and he is on the phone still. He seems to be focused on this call. He doesnt even see the camera that is zooming in on him.

Salem: Look I need like 50 of them up in here but they have to sign the Filth Factory release before they get on the prison bus… if they don’t sign, tell them to get the fuck out.

As he is talking a bunch of guys walk in dressed in all black are carrying in Cameras, Lights, flood Lights and Light boxes. Salem waves them as he hangs up the phone. Salem walks towards Knucks.

Knucks: Baby why don’t you put the makeup stick down and lets go smoke a joint and fuck… Like you know you want some of this dick.,,

HOT BITCH: …

Knucks: Or I guess you could just paint my face and not talk to me.

HOT BITCH:...

Knucks: I guess its option 2…

KNUCKS VOICE OVER: This bitch was having no part of me… She wasn’t going to fuck me… hell she put her tits in my face as she did my makeup but she was not going to fuck it or suck it. This was one stuck up bitch…

Salem was over talking to another fine ass girl. She was talking to the camera crew. She had a headset on. Salem walked over with a little bit of a pimp walk.

Salem: Sup Baby my name is Salem Shepard… now that you know the name your going to scream out tonight ...why don’t you tell me your name?

The good looking girl walked away and Salem looked at her chair it reads… 1st assistant director.

Salem: Well damn that girl was rude as fuck… She just an assistant.

Knucks Voice Over: Damn another stuck up bitch…. Apparently 1st assistant was important or something because that bitch was having no part off my boy Salem.. It was that moment that I realized no matter what none of these hot bitches was going to fuck us… these bitches just dont fuck the stars… well maybe they fuck other famous people but these bitches wanted no part of us. The makeup girl finished her job and my skull face paint looked awesome but she didn’t say a word to me other than hold still and quit talking.

Salem and knucks were handed button down Filth Factory uniform shirts. The guys added the shirts on but neither of them buttoned it all the way up. They looked at each other and agreed to not tuck that shit in. Next, replica looking tag titles came in but instead of RSW they had Filth Factory logos on them

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Knucks Voice Over: At this point these mother fuckers that thought they was better than us was ready to start telling us what to do… but this was are shoot…. How was these mother fuckers going to tell us what to do…. If they thought this was an easy take their money gig these mother fuckers didnt know Salem and I. These people wanted to do shit their way and we wanted to do it on our own……… and who brings hot bitches to a party that dont fuck… fuck these bastards. It was Salem and I money we put up to do this… these mother fuckers wanted to do this shit in some studio… we was like um no bitch we doing this at the mother fucker prison… they handed us scripts they wanted us to read and products were being brought in… what the fuck had we thought.

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The first shoot was set up and Salem and Knucks were looking at the script. On the table in the shoot was a package of some off brand macaroni and Cheese called Cheesy Noodles. Knucks walks over and gets in the spot. Salem walks over and he tosses the script out of the shoot. Knucks reads it again, and they toss it again.

Director: Action

2nd camera Assistant: Cheesy Noodles Scene 1, Take 1.

Knucks: Another great match we just had I am starving, what sounds good to you salem?

Salem: I know I could go for a big old bowl of…

Knucks: DICKS!!!!

Director: Cut…

Salem: your such a dick….

Director:Lets try it again ...this time follow the script.

2nd camera Assistant: Cheesy Noodles Scene 1 Take 2.

Knucks: Another great match we just had and I am starving, what sounds good to you salem?

Salem: I know I could go for a big old bowl of…

Knucks: Cheesy Noodles?

Salem: Yeah when I am not in the ring defending our titles I like to enjoy Cheesy Noodles…

Knucks: FUck this…. Salem you really eat that shit?

Salem: Fuck no… if it aint Kraft i ain’t eating that shit.

Director: Cut… what the fuck… Let go back to knucks actual response to the cheesy noodles line.

2nd camera Assistant: Cheesy Noodles Scene 1 Take 3

Knucks: I know what you mean when I am high as fuck or drunk as fuck… I grab a fucking bowl of Cheesy noodles and I eat that shit up. Some time I lick that bowl as if it was the last pussy I was ever going to eat.

Salem: Damn dog I thought I was the only one that liked to lick the bowl clean. Well if you have a bunch of kids at your home then you need Cheesy Noodles. Think about it this shit is cheap as fuck and will save you money so you can buy condoms. If you have more money for condoms you will have less kids to feed…

Knucks: and when the kids are gone seeing your baby dadies… hopefully those mother fuckers all have the same weekends so you can catch you a break… then make you some Chessy Noodles and sprinkle on a little bit of weed and catch you a cheesy fucking weed high…

Salem: Cheesy Noodles is available at all the ghetto grocery stores… you know the one that sells all the off brand shit and the automatic doors are broken… the produce is older than your grandma.

Director: Cut….

The director mumbled something as he walked off… the whole crew looked like they was less than impressed with the commercial they just shot. Knucks and Salem walked outside to get some fresh air.

Knucks: Lke dude these bitches are either straight up Feminist that hate men or something…. Like I cant even get them to touch my dick… like bitch just rub on it once… but fuck no these bitches are wound up more then Parsons and Masters when they found out they was facing us.

Salem: Yeah dude sounds great.

Knucks Voice Over: I knew something else was on his mind… something was bother him but i was not chick so I wasn’t going to pry for information…. I figured he would tell me when he was ready… he seemed distracted but fuck so was I… I mean its not like I am telling him how much it hurts me that Poison is engaged… or how I am rocking blue balls from me new diver. Or how Candy is a crazy bitch… We both just stood out their a million miles from the prison in our own universes…. Yet standing as a force no one wants to fuck with.

Salem: Yeah lets get back in there we have a lot of commercials we have to shoot.

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Knucks and salem look a little more tired you can tell that they have done a few more commercials already and its later in the day. Salem is sitting on a steel chair with the tag title in his hand. Knucks is standing at a podium with a smile on his face

2nd Camera Assistant: Filth Products new launch…. Lord please let this be better take 1.

Knucks: are you horny?

Salem: um dude what the fuck?

knucks: no not you the person at home watching... let’s start over

Director: I am the one that decides that… ok lets cut and reset.

2nd Camera Assistant: Filth Products new launch…. take 2.

Knucks: are you horny? Do you wish you had the smell of pussy to get you going? Every straight man in the world knows the smell of yummy pussy makes it all better. After a long night of wrestling I can’t wait to shower and shove my face into some yummy pussy pie…

Salem: But Knucks, you know the saying if it smells like fish... grab a dish..

knucks: if it smells like cologne... leave it alone..

Salem: but what does that have to do with the Filth Factory?

knucks: well I am glad you asked... we here at the filth factory are approved to announce you can buy Filthy Candy Panties!!!

Salem: they already make those thongs made out of hard candy on a string.

Knucks: why eat those candy when you could be rubbing the cotton or lacy crotch section of a pair of used wet filthy Panties… you see not every guy can fuck hot chicks like me and Salem… Oh Erik Black fucks some fine as hoes…. But just because you have a beer gut or because you married some bitch who now looks like Shamu the fucking whale. That doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to get to smell some sexy pussy.

Salem: So how do these horny bastards get the panties?

Knucks: Well I am glad you asked… Filth Factory . com is now open for business. You can go one the site pick out what panties you want and choose how many days you are willing to pay for her to wear the same pair. Then we will vacuum seal the bag and ship it to your house.

Salem: What does Candy think…

Knucks: She doesn’t know yet…. But she will be game. So who is willing to buy the first pair and how many days do you want that thong rubbing between her lips and that string that is all up in that ass… come on guys and girls lets help you taste that first pussy.

Salem: I am going to the website I dont believe this shit.

Knucks; I am looking now a Jacob B *beep* just purchased the naughty week pack… Candy will be wearing that thong for a week… you dirty little creepy fuck…. Well that’s all the time we have now for this product… order today and be ready to sniff and lick at the Filth.

Salem: All shit that dude is going to be jacking his dick to your girls crusty thong… that is so fucked up…

Director: Cut… I don’t even know what to say about this.

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In the background we a bunch of fans dressed in Filth Factory Gear… they are wearing face paint some are painted like salem some have the skull face paint on. The set has some beer on a what looks like a bar top. A beautiful girl stands behind the fake bar and she is wearing a very sexy black top that makes her tits look amazing.

Director: Where are the two assholes at?

2nd Camera Assistant: They are in their so called trailer… aka cell block D.

The camera cuts that way and the director storms off to go get them. As they approach the door they notice smoke coming out from under it. They reach the door and they can smell the skunk.

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Inside the cell bock knucks is hitting a giant Blunt he looks fucking baked out of his mind. The room is dirty as fuck and the lights are shitty but the weed smoke is filling the room.

Knucks: Dude I am serious this wanna be Erik Black is a tool.. I am not very happy with you not hitting this weed… Dude I shipped like a pound off good shit here and your just sitting their… your so out of it. The last hour I have been smoke this weed and you are just sitting their mumbling to yourself… I thought we was closer than this you didn’t even tell me your new girls name.

Salem: What are you talking about?

Knucks: Emily…

Salem: What? How do you know about her?

Salem had shot out of his chair and grab Knucks. Salem keeps saying what?

Knucks: Dude you're tripping… I was smoking this weed and you was sitting in the chair saying Emily Name… this weed is called Truth Serum and it gets people to open up.

Salem: no man its nothing I am sorry… its not a girl I am seeing… look we will talk later let’s go get this commercial done.

It was that moment that the director started screaming in the doorway. Knucks and Salem walk out of the room and it looks like a fog machine is running. The Duo of Filth Factory makes its way to set.

2nd camera assistant: Filth Factory Bar Rescue Commercial Take 1.

Director: Action… for the love of god …. Action

Female Bartender: Can i get you a drink?

Salem: Damn look at those tits…

Knucks: Baby Can I rub my face in those tits?

Female Bartender: Sure I can get you crown and coke.. And for you Salem?

Salem: Damn I caught a second hand buzz… I feel so high what is my line?

Knucks: I don’t do drugs but I would so do a line of coke of this girls tits… where the fuck is Erik Black when you need him?

Female Bartender: Yeah, I can get you a beer…

The sexy bartender puts drinks on the counter salem looks at it and a huge fake bug is in his beer. Salem drinks the beer and does not saying anything. The sexy bartender leans towards him.

Female Bartender: (cough) Point out the bug (cough)

Salem: Yeah girl i will give you a hug…

Female Bartender: Oh my god no... I served you a bug in your beer and is that mold in your crown and coke.

Knucks: Its ok your beautiful… Oh…. Wait a second….. Shut this bar down… you failed…. Shut it the fuck down!!!

Salem: OH I get it now…. You think you're John Taffer from Bar Rescue….

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The scene changes and you see midgets dressed up as RSW stars. They are all sitting on a bench. Then a midget dressed up like Armand Von Krauss and he walks in and sits at a desk..

Mimi Armand: What the fuck am i supposed to do with you ass holes.. I have shane Mitchell with the tag title belts…. Worthless Rob Riot as champion…. You guys we are never going to “reach” the big league at this rate… Sales and rating are coming in “Short” we are going to need to really “extend” ourselves unless….

Just then a tv comes on and a commercial for the new show Wrestling Rescue shows up… Are you a fed that is struggling to get raitings are you running out of money call 1800- Awoken4u and are stars will show up and rescue are fed.

The commercial ends and Aramand is dialing a number on his phone.

Mini Aramand: Hello is this Wrestling Rescue? Look I need you to come in and save my company…. I am willing to open my books not that i really keep them…. But please come in and Rescue this place.

Just then the door slams open and Salem and Knucks walk in. Then a third person walks in… its Jack Black the hollywood star. He is wearing an Erik Black shirt as he joins them. One of the midgets is wearing a lion costume and he has a cub hanging from his mouth.

Jack “Erik” Black: What in the fuck is that?

Salem: thats that mother fucker named Wolf Mom...

Jack “Erik” Black: Why is it in a lions costume?

Knucks: We couldn’t find a wolf costume at petsmart clearance table but they had a lion one for a large dog… it fit the bastard.

Salem: Well is this an actual wrestler you have?

Mni Armand: yes that is a wrestler we have signed.

Knucks kicks the midget right off of the bench and the baby cub goes flying in the air. They take a few more steps and a old man with a boner is sitting on the bench…

Salem: EXCUSE ME OLD MAN WHAT IS YOUR NAME?...

Knucks: Why are you screaming?

Salem: He is old…

Salem does not wait for an answer from the old guy he picks hip up and tosses him into the trash can.

Mini Armand: you can’t just throw out all my talent… I need them to fill spaces.

Jack “Erik” Black: What you need is me and my boys to come in here and save this place… I am a huge fucking star and I am better than all these Faggots hahaha.

The next midget that they come to is Shane Mitchel… he stands up and Knucks brings him over a ladder and he climbs up it and sits on the top of it. He is holding two kids plastic replica tag titles.

Knucks: Next we have the tag team champion Shane Mitchell… this giant mana man Is tag team champions…

Jack “Erik” Black: Just another Garbage wrestler… is this the Generic tall guy?

Knucks: they are all generic... but that one is different.

Just then Knucks climbs the ladder and puts shane on his lap and spanks him. And Salem reaches up and grabs the titles. The scene flickers out and two have on the Filth Factory tag titles. They continue walking and havok and Snow are sitting together and they are trying to reach for the belts and Knucks and Salem hit them both in the head with rolled newspaper and tell them down… down.

They walk past the rest of the wrestlers and they sit down. The camera pans the remaining mini roster.

Knucks: Look the only way to save this company is to bring in Awoken in… but when we come in we will destroy all of this trash… but don’t worry we will bring in more talent to replace the trash.

Salem: Now that me and Knucks have the tag Straps all that is left is for Erik Black to win the top singles belt… so get that shit signed and we can save this company before the end of the year…

Mini Armand: Look I don’t know what the fuck i am doing… please just come in and save this place….

Jack “Erik” Black: Look mother fuckers I am a huge star… these other scrubs… Francine...Joke… Old man Riot… Joke…. Shane Mitchell….Joke… and that’s the top stars?

Knucks: You forgot Lady jawline Marcus Anderson who so badly wants Chris Parson to help him make his balls drop… I never seen anyone so thirsty…. So willing to eat another mans ass to feel accepted. Truthfully I really feel bad for Anderson… hey anderson come here…

The girl midget dressed as Marcus Anderson starts to move but stops and looks at Chris Parson and he finally nods his head. And Mini Marcus starts walking up to the desk.

Salem: Her little legs are going so fast but she isn’t going very far… she is going to need a pit stop to get some new wheels before she makes it up here…

Knucks: Fuck it this is a quick commercial we would need 4 more time slots little legs go back to your daddy….

Director: Cut…

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The commercials were done and Knucks walked off the set he had a lot on his mind but really defending the tag titles was number one on his mind. He had something finally something to be proud of. When you spend your teen years bouncing from home to home you don’t really get much to hold onto. But this title was something that Knucks was going to hold. Knucks had reached an area with some real shit looking seats. But he sits down and looks at the tag belt.

Knucks: You know these mother fuckers want respect all of them. They think we are disrespectful. Well guess what respect isn't something I just hand out. I had Fred always telling me in my therapy appointment how I had to stop pushing people away but he also told me I had to work on respecting others. But you see I have a different way I give respect once it is earned. So if your name is on this roster then guess what.. You better earn it. This week the next victims have a chance to earn some respect… Vegas doesn’t see you earning respect this week. And to be honest I want to respect one of you…. Not the lap dog… the little sheep that follows his master around. Please teach me to be a man… the fuck is wrong with you? Don’t answer it we already know daddys shadow… But your leader… the one you are leaching off of seems like he would be a fun guy to grab a beer with…. Hell Erik and him would do some lines and have a fucking great night….

Knucks stops looking at the title and looks straight at the camera. His look get very serious and he put the title on his shoulder.

Knucks: A great night tell the shit hits the fan and its brawl time. After watching your previous matches on replay and just looking at you… I can see that you are not on the same level as awoken. So looking at you that respect I wanted to give to you I can’t. Look smoking weed and drinking is fun but being able to fuck up everyone in the bar at the end of the night is important. You see we love to party… hell we are the party… but we also have the ability to shut the shit down and end the night. You see in this industry being the life of the party makes you fun… being the best at fighting makes you the top guys.

Knucks: You see Kevin Masters told me when I first started at his gym that I could continue to be the life of the party… Or I could become the top star. Well we formed Awoken so we did both…. You see we are unique and you are not able to reach the level that we have achieved in just a few matches. Most people get one elite dynasty they will see in their life. Guess what you are now looking at that dynasty. Fuck do they call great wrestling stables dynasties?

Knucks: Look we are here and we aren't going anywhere. These belts are now owned by Awoken and no one is taking these belts from us. So not looking past the glorious bastards or whatever they are called but who is next? They might as well shut down the tag division and let us focus on taking single titles as well. But don't worry kids you will get to watch two guys get their faces beat in…I promise you won’t be sad and after we win this tag match… I am going to make Salem smoke some weed while we wait to have the party with Erik Black in the ring. RSW is fully entering the era of AWOKEN!

Knucks stands up and he puts the belt on and he starts walking towards the set area. The area has been cleaned up and most everyone is gone. The sexy makeup girl is walking by and Knucks stops.

Knucks: Thanks you did great today.

Hot Bitch: …

Knucks: Merry christmas to you cunt.., I hope you die on your way home tonight.

Knucks laughs and keeps walking towards cell block D.

Knucks Voice Over: This stuck up bitch still wouldn't give me the time of day. But I didn’t care I had a title… I had Awoken…. And if I was going to have to celebrate christmas at least I was going to spend it with kevin and his wife. Happy Fucking Holidays.

The scene fades to black.