Masquerade Call out... FILTH FACTORY
Jan 28, 2019 19:54:55 GMT -5
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Post by Knucks on Jan 28, 2019 19:54:55 GMT -5
Filth Factory is seen walking towards the RSW Private Jet that transported the Filthy Duo for Supremacy. The private airfield looks like its prepared to let them take off as soon as they are ready. the two have on their Filth Factory hoodies and sweatpants. Knucks has his RSW title on and his dreads pulled back. Salem has his RSW title on his shoulder. They are each dragging a rolling bag as they make their way on to the private Jet. They toss their bags into the bins and they take their seats. Knucks bust out a bag of Greens and he smiles as he looks at Salem. The pilot and co pilot walk through and let them know they will be taking off in just a few minutes.
Salem: These mother fuckers thought we were going to get rolled by Natural Born Chaosā¦
Knucks: OHā¦ shit that's what NBC stood forā¦ I thought they were sponsored by the TV channelā¦ that makes sense nowā¦ Chaos and Dukeā¦ we told you what we were going to doā¦ we warned you mother fuckersā¦ we told you that FIlth Factory was the hottest thing on the marketā¦ If Filth Factory was a Drug they sell us.
Salem: Vanilla Iceā¦ really? Now you sound like Duke busting out movie lines from Saving Private Ryan..
Knucks: I think that's the wrong movieā¦
Salem: Whateverā¦
The Private Jet starts moving as the feed turns to staticā¦. Once in the air the feed returns and the room is smokey and it sounds like someone is coloring with a sharpie marker real fast for short burst. Then you hear some coughing and the return of the sharpie like sound starts again followed by more coughing.
Salem: This is some *cough* good ass weed! This shit smells skunky as a mother fuckerā¦
Knucks: Yeah its some good shitā¦ But, my man, this was all about Awoken sending Filth Factory to the Network. These mother fuckers saidā¦ Duke and company would fuck us upā¦ they said we had no chanceā¦
Salem: But we WONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Knucks: show you right, we won this Mother fuckerā¦
Salem: So now what we going to as the top tag team in the Network?
Knucks: We going to wait for them to send us the XHF tag titles now, right?
Salem: Nah, those Team Porsche guys won the titlesā¦. I guess the Legends team or whateverā¦ lost.
Knucks: OH I didn't watch itā¦ I only watched the matches that had talent in them.
Salem: so you watched our match only when I was tagged inā¦
Knucks: Fuck yeah the rest was hot garbageā¦ these mother fuckers are staleā¦ they taste like the crackers at the shity salad buffet. You know the real shity ones that have been sitting out by the soup for months. That's how stale these mother fuckers are.
Salem: Oh shit what kind of soup does this place have?
Knucks: Its one of those chain restaurantsā¦ you know its like Chaos they have a million of them around the world.
Salem: Dude not only are we the funniest mother fuckers were also the most talentedā¦ we are the Networks biggest stars.
Knucks: so Team Kia cars, we see you standing there with those Network tag belts. Yes and we know you know your frauds. You know you don't plan to keep those belts long, not with Filth Factory in the pictureā¦
Salem: SOO...why don't we set the Dateā¦
Knucks: I am not going out with this mother fuckerā¦ dude looks like a amish guy who just got done fucking a goat in the barn. Dude is angry that the sheep didn't wait its turn and went in with no lube.
Salem: No man we ain't trying to fuck this dudeā¦ well, we going to fucking take their titles, buuutā¦
Knucks: Well shit son!! Why didn't you just say that?
Salem: So Masquerade is coming up in March mother fuckers. You got those belts - bring them to RSW and we will gladly make you famousā¦.
Knucks: We going fuck you upā¦ but you better bring us those titles mother fuckersā¦
Knucks lights another joint and passes it salem. The two continue to laugh that Team Viper are the network tag team champs.
Knucks: they say the champs get to pick the placeā¦ but really we are the dominant teamā¦ and don't say you didn't watch us destroy Natural Born Cuckolds. But seriously, ...is this a real tag teamā¦ we are in shape and talented, something these mother fuckers are far from.
Salem: Yeah man, I dunno what these guys bring to the table but they seen what we can do. They seen the damage we did on Duke and one of those Chaos guys. I fuckin picked up that seven-foot-four piece of shit and SLAMMED his ass with the Nightmarez!! That bastard was over 400lbs and I STILL got him up and put his Russian ass down on that cold concrete!!
Knucks: Yeah well I delivered the AKS to the worlds tallest midgetā¦. These mother fuckers got Filth Factoryā¦ I took a picture of Duke and Chaos and I am going to add them to the victim listā¦ well shit that Russian guy that was impressiveā¦ I mean I could have doneā¦. Nah I am fucking with you homie pass me the joint.
Salem: ...So whats next? Whos gonna be the next example to the world? Was you serious when you said those Viper guys? Tell me you weren't seriousā¦oh yeah, joint! Here ya go!
Knucks: Were you paying attention at all!? They hold the titlesā¦ and we our the top teamā¦ unless these bitches are scared we will see them in March 25th in he RSW ringā¦ or are you boys scared.
Salem: They should be scared!! But theyāll act like they aren't...Theyāll try to blow us off as another one hit wonder, ...just like everyone else has. Maybe, just maybe, theyāll call me a ...clown!! Or a, ā¦.Juggalo!!! I might wear my red nose for them, itāll be more fun when they call me a clown.
Knucks hits the joint and blows out smoke and looks at salem who is now packing the brand new Filth Factory Bowl.
Knucks: We should Facetime Lilith.
Salem: Really?
Knucks: Fuck No!!!!
Salem: Please? I haven't seen or talked to her in several days. I have to tell her I really liked the man-panties she got me. It felt really good up under my balls, kinda in that āno-mans-landā territory between your sack and asshole. ..yeah, it was silky smooth.
Knucks: What the fuckā¦.you know what I call a day without Lilith?
Salem: A sad day?
Knucks: A good fucking Day!!!!
Salem: Thatās how I feel when Candy isnāt aroundā¦.
Knucks: Take that back mother fuckerā¦
Salem: You know what I call a REALLY good day? ...it doesn't include Lilith, so don't think thatā¦
Knucks: ā¦.what?....
Salem: When Jessie is around!!!!! *Salem whispered* ...lookin around at her ass...
Knucks: yeahā¦ i like it when she is aroundā¦ Wait a FUCKING minute you are a dickā¦ Wait, we are getting side trackedā¦. so Team Viper whats is your excuse going to be? Don't tell us someone is more worthy of consideration ā¦. Don't say you already have plans. Plans change when Filth Factory walked in the doors.
Salem: Theyāll have plenty of free time to make plans after we take those titles from them.
Knucks: Yeah maybe Viper can grow the rest of his beard in and drop the amish look.
Salem: I don't think anyone would notice if he dropped the amish look because all eyes are on Filth Factory right now anyway. The fans are just waiting for us to take over and stand in the spotlight.
Knucks: Team Viper, you look more like Team Fortnite; we look forward to hearing from you. Now we have some victory weed to smokeā¦ Later bitches!!!
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