..:: ANONYMOUS TV | 11/02/19 [LIVE] ::..
Feb 8, 2019 5:17:45 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Curtis D. Kanyon, and 3 more like this
Post by Bobby Barratt on Feb 8, 2019 5:17:45 GMT -5
..::ANONYMOUS XTREME WRESTLING PRESENTS::..
..::ANONYMOUS TV::..
..::Live from The Legion, London, England ::..
..::February 22nd::..
..::0:00 AM - On the XHF Network::..
Derrick Donovan: Welcome to another episode of Anonymous TV from the Legion!
BB Gunn: We have a great looking card tonight and to cap it off, a "Celebration of Caffrey!"
Derrick Donovan: Yeah, I'm sure following the win at Supremacy, the Champion will have a lot to say for himself!
BB Gunn: So without further ado, welcome to Anonymous TV!
The camera pans over the crowd going mad for another show at the Legion as "Throne" continues to play for a few seconds before dying down.
Dreadvan is seen looking around V's old office, still unsure if V's disapearance was real. He's casually throwing aside various bits of paper work. A man in formal wear walks through the opened office door and clears his throat.
Man: Uh Mr. Van? You do know V's been gone for a long time now right?
Dreadvan shrugs and keeps on his search.
Man: Can you at least tell me what you're looking for?
Dreadvan looks over his shoulder at the man pestering him.
Dreadvan: I just wanted to know who the hell is next to face me. I'm tired of waiting.
Man: I don't think he planned that far ahe-
Dreadvan: AHA!
Dreadvan finds an old episode summary and nearly tears it in two accidentally. He takes out a very small and broken pair of reading glasses and begins sounding out the words on the sheet. He painfully gets through each sentence finally blurting out a name.
Dreadvan: D-ooo-neh?
Man: I think it's prounced Dunne.
Dreadvan: Dunne? Dunne....
Dreadvan takes a moment to reflect before crumpling up the sheet of paper. He pushes past the man at the door and slamming the wad into the poor sap's chest.
Absolute Zero by Stone Sour starts to play over the speakers, Darlene comes out at the "The bloody angle, the symmetry Your cheap adhesive isn't holding me" eyeing the crowd for a second before she makes her way down to the ring, high-fiveing a few random fans here and there, she circles the ring slowly as her song plays, she then steps back, runs and slides onto the ring apron on her knee at "I can bleed if I want to bleed" she rests her back on the top rope her arms draped over it, she sticks her tongue out to the crowd, she then throws her arms out into the crucifix pose at "You're looking at an absolute zero I'm not the devil but I won't be your hero" She then turns and leaps into the ring, tossing her jean vest off either out of the ring or towards her opponent if they are already in the ring. She goes to her corner and starts to stretch legs waiting for the match to start.
BB Gunn: Darlene impressed in her in-ring debut at The Classic, but just came up short! Will she be able to take a win home tonight?
Chaos erupts throughout the area, as the lyric “take the world that you hate” start, Chaos wearing black trucks and a black leather jacket stands at the top of the ramp, he looks to the left, he looks to the right, he knees down on his left legs, and cups his hands over his face, as soon as the lyric “Let the Chaos bring you to life” he stands up and walk to the ring with meaning and has a really intense look in his eyes
Chaos and Dar circle the ring, and Chaos lunges at Dar, who drops and sweeps his legs out, having him face plant on the ground. She mounts him and begins to rain down punches as he cowers up, holding his arms over his head to block the blows.
Derrick Donovan: Dar, focused as ever. Ready to claim a win under the AXW banner!
Dar stands up and takes a breather, wiping away the thin film of sweat building on her brow, before driving her knees right into the skull of Chaos, who's body lays near limp. She takes a few steps back, before running and baseball sliding her skull right into Chaos' head! Chaos makes his way to his feet, and swings at Dar, but she ducks and connects with a pele kick that topples him again!
BB Gunn: Dar is all business, making sure no mistakes are made as she vies to put down one half of the Natural Born Chaos!
Derrick Donovan: And she does it all with ease! Chaos seems to be severely outmatched by the Daughter of Hardcore!
BB Gunn: That's not a half bad nickname.
Chaos is pulling himself away from Dar, but she's hot on his tail. He pulls himself up, to be slapped right in the face! Stunned, he's blind to notice Dar come from behind with a hurricanrana driver! The ring shakes as he crumples over, and Dar covers with a small package!
[...ONE!...]
[...TWO!...]
[...KICKOUT!...]
Derrick Donovan: Close call by Chaos! A second later and this embarrassingly short match would have been over!
BB Gunn: Imagine the look on Duke's face if Chaos lost to the daughter of the man who'd been such a burden to him for the ifrst half of his AXW career!
Derrick Donovan: I'd rather not imagine that look of pure rage.
Frustrated, Dar lifts up Chaos and puts him in a wristlock! She torques his wrist as he yelps out and tries to kick her away, but she nimbly sidesteps his every move. She then drags Chaos to the ropes and throws him over, but Chaos hangs on. She runs the ropes, for a lariat of some sort, but Chaos pulls down the ropes, sending her over onto the concrete floor, and from through the crowd and over the barricade steps Duke Kosloff!
BB Gunn: Speak of the devil!
Derrick Donovan: Oh no! What's he doing here?
BB Gunn: He's come to make a statement, BB! Help Chaos get back into the swing of success, with a little unfair play!
Derrick Donovan: Unfair play indeed, as he's got Dar locked in place for something!
Duke picks up Dar and holds her in place. She struggles against his iron grip, but to no avai. Chaos runs the ropes, and clears them for a tope suicida!
Derrick Donovan: Here comes Chaos!
But Dar kicks Duke low and rolls away, leaving Chaos to crash right into Duke! Headbutting each other and crumpling to the ground with a sickening crunch! Spurring groans of discomfort from the crowd.
BB Gunn: And just as quick as Duke ran in, he's down and out!
Derrick Donovan: That was a mistake by Chaos, he had every intent to hit Dar!
BB Gunn: Well mistake or not, he's left Dar with all the pieces in place to pick the bones like a vulture!
Derrick Donovan: And here she comes to capitalize!
Dar picks up Chaos and throws him into the ring. Before he can make it to his feet, Dar runs in and leaps up...
[...FACH STOMP...]
(Curb Stomp)
BB Gunn: FACH STOMP! FACH STOMP! CHAOS IS DOWN!
Derrick Donovan: And just like that, Chaos' chances of winning may have come to an end!
She rolls up Chaos with an intricate looking pin, bridging up as she's got him rolled head over heels... er, heels over head.
[...ONE!...]
[...TWO!...]
[...THREE!!!...]
Alpha: The winner of this match, Darlene!
Derrick Donovan: Big win for Darlene as she takes steps to get out of her father's shadow!
BB Gunn: She certainly has big things to look forward to in her future.
Dar celebrates her win, as Duke comes to his senses. Chaos rolls out of the ring, and Duke confronts him. Chaos just shoves him off, leaving as Duke stares holes through him. Dar just shrugs and exits through the crowd.
Derrick Donovan: Things look rocky for the NBC. I hope this isn't the last we see of Chaos.
BB Gunn: Well, from one career possibly ending to another beginning... I had a chance to sit down with the newest AXW signing earlier today, Tony Crew. Roll the clip!
The scene cuts to earlier in the evening as fans are filing into the Legion. BB Gunn walks to ringside where former Florida basketball player, Tony Crew sits sharing some popcorn with his two young children. BB gets Tony's attention who smiles big and shakes BB's hand.
BB Gunn: Tony "Crusher" Crew! Allow me to be the first one to say welcome to the AXW. You are no stranger to these lively crowds on this side of the pond, having played for the Worcester Wolves for such a long time. Is there anything like this atmosphere?
Tony Crew: It certainly is amazing and I am so glad to be here at The Legion. Me and my boys have been huge fans!
BB Gunn: Imagine their surprise when they first get to see you in that ring. I'm sure that's got to be something you are looking forward to.
Tony Crew: Oh, absolutely. I know how fortunate I am to have been given this chance and I want to work hard to prove to my children and to all those who watch this great sport that you can do anything if you put your mind to it.
BB Gunn: And what exactly are you going to put your mind to? As I am sure you know, the AXW is not your average wrestling promotion. We have a group of Arrogant, Violent, Assholes running around as well as a huge demon holding gold... what do you look to accomplish here?
Tony Crew: I'm just honored to be a part of the company. I don't agree with the antics of several in the back, but no one can deny that this is a group of highly skilled workers. I look forward to mixing it up with all of them and proving my merit. As for what I hope to achieve? I would be selling myself short if I didn't say I wanted to be the best. We will have to see where I land.
BB Gunn: Well, Tony, I'm sure you will have a strong following here in the AXW. Enjoy the show tonight and we will see you around.
Tony Crew: Thank you so much, I'm really looking forward to it all.
BB shakes Tony's hand once again and heads over to take his place beside Derrick Donovan. The scene cuts back to a live shot of the crowd where Tony Crew and his sons look like they are having a blast.
BB Gunn: There he is, AXW's newest wrestler. I can't wait to see what he has in the ring.
Derrick Donovan: He seems like a really good guy in a business that doesn't have that these days. It's quite refreshing, but how will that translate when the bell rings?
BB Gunn: Well, he is definitely a physical specimen so he should hold his own but this is a new venture for the basketball stand out so only time will tell.
Derrick Donovan: well, What we do know is we have a huge triple threat next
Derrick Donovan: Welcome to another episode of Anonymous TV from the Legion!
BB Gunn: We have a great looking card tonight and to cap it off, a "Celebration of Caffrey!"
Derrick Donovan: Yeah, I'm sure following the win at Supremacy, the Champion will have a lot to say for himself!
BB Gunn: So without further ado, welcome to Anonymous TV!
The camera pans over the crowd going mad for another show at the Legion as "Throne" continues to play for a few seconds before dying down.
Dreadvan is seen looking around V's old office, still unsure if V's disapearance was real. He's casually throwing aside various bits of paper work. A man in formal wear walks through the opened office door and clears his throat.
Man: Uh Mr. Van? You do know V's been gone for a long time now right?
Dreadvan shrugs and keeps on his search.
Man: Can you at least tell me what you're looking for?
Dreadvan looks over his shoulder at the man pestering him.
Dreadvan: I just wanted to know who the hell is next to face me. I'm tired of waiting.
Man: I don't think he planned that far ahe-
Dreadvan: AHA!
Dreadvan finds an old episode summary and nearly tears it in two accidentally. He takes out a very small and broken pair of reading glasses and begins sounding out the words on the sheet. He painfully gets through each sentence finally blurting out a name.
Dreadvan: D-ooo-neh?
Man: I think it's prounced Dunne.
Dreadvan: Dunne? Dunne....
Dreadvan takes a moment to reflect before crumpling up the sheet of paper. He pushes past the man at the door and slamming the wad into the poor sap's chest.
"Plebians - silence yourselves as the heavens gift you with this special occasion. Your eyes will feast like it never has before. The one. The only. King Edmund William Hickenbottom IV".
The lights dim. Two uniformed gentlemen step forward. They blow on their trumpets to signal the introduction of the King of Supremia. After the royal tune, Preliator by Globus plays. After the introduction to the song, Mutt walks out, holding a throne above his heads and shoulders. As he marches down the ring, the two uniformed guards follow. Mutt climbs up the stairs, where the uniformed guards lower the top rope for Mutt to climb over. Mutt places the throne down the center of the ring and then lies on all fours in front of the throne. There, King Hickenbottom steps on the back of Mutt as a stepping stool on the way down.
With a crown on his head and a scepter in his hand, he climbs the ropes to the fans. They all boo him. The king smiles as he descends and exits the ring to allow Mutt to show off exactly what King Hickenbottom IV can do.
BB Gunn: Mutt is back and looking to show the Fake News of AXW how it's done.
The arena turns semi dark as some heavy metal rifs play over the PA. A signature metal vocalists voice cuts through the air.
"IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS SONG, TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND WALK ON HOME! SYNYSTER, HIT THIS SHIT!"
The song "Walk" by Pantera begins to play and the entire arena is either headbanging, stomping, or doing something to the rhythm of the song. All of a sudden, Anomoly pops out of the floor, headbanging and dancing with the music as the vocals play. He gets about halfway down the ramp before pausing and striking a pose.
"RE! SPECT! WALK!"
With every syllable of that last piece, Anomoly strikes a different pose and a burst of pyro comes from the stage, making cool action shots. He then runs and slides into the ring and hops on the middle turnbuckle.
"RE! SPECT! WALK!"
Again, with each syllable comes another pose and this time, pyro from the ring corners, except for the one Anomoly stands at. He then hops down and stands in his corner, bouncing a bit, trying to contain all his inner energy.
Derrick Donovan: Even the OG music of Anomoly, whoever this is, is playing huge mind games with the real Anomoly.
BB Gunn: But does he fight like the OG Anomoly?
Anomoly walks up to Mutt and slaps him across the face, Mutt grabs him and tosses him to the ropes. Anomoly hits a lariat on Mutt and it shakes the big man. Anomoly hen rebounds off the ropes but Mutt kicks Anomoly in the gut, rebounds off the ropes and attempts The Might of Supremia but Anomoly moves out of the way. Anomoly kicks Mutt in the gut a few times 'til he's bent over, he hooks both arms and tries to lift him up for Royale Massacre but the weight of Mutt is too much for Anomoly and he let's go, but attempts the Superkick, known as Swann Song, but Mutt grabs the foot and turns Anomoly around, quickly hitting a stiff forearm to Anomoly.
Derrick Donovan: What a forearm from Mutt, did you notice the strength of... I guess "Fake Anomoly" ...is not enough to lift Mutt?
BB Gunn: Real Anomoly would have dropped him hard, but maybe he's only breaking into this, let's see what he can do later on.
Mutt grabs Anomoly by the throat and chokeslams him. Anomoly sweeps the leg of Mutt and kicks Mutt in the head, he gets back to his feet and hits a Single Leg Dropkick. Anomoly attempts another but is caught in a Urnage slam to the mat, Mutt picks him up by the throat and tries to quickly end it with The Royal Execution but Anomoly goes under the legs of Mutt, he turns around and is met with an eye poke from Anomoly. He fires off a series of punches to the abdomen of Mutt, then runs to the ropes, rebounds and High Knee to the head of Mutt. The big man is down to one knee, Anomoly lines him up and rebou- NO! Mutt follows him and clotheslines him over the top rope, sending him to the floor.
Derrick Donovan: Welp, just as he wa- Oh no...
Mutt goes to the outside and grabs Anomoly by the throat with two hands and slams him down onto the ring apron to a sickening THUD!
BB Gunn: Oh god!
Mutt then slams him down onto the floor with a Sitout Choke Bomb, he then rolls Anomoly into the ring and pins him as he enters himself.
[..ONE!..]
[..TW- KICKOUT!..]
Anomoly kicks out at two, to the surprise of Mutt that he's still kicking. Mutt wants this to end quick, he pulls Anomoly up to his feet and has him position for the Scissor Kick, he rebounds off the ropes BUT IS MET WITH A...
[..SWANN SONG!..]
(Superkick!)
BB Gunn: OH! The Superkick from Anomoly!
Derrick Donovan: If memory corrects me, that used to be called "Swann Song"
BB Gunn: Like Brad Swann?
Derrick Donovan: What's a Brad Swann?
BB Gunn: ...
Mutt stumbles back to the ropes, he leans forward and walks towards Anomoly and he hits another Swann Song on the jaw of Mutt. Mutt falls! Anomoly grabs both of the tree trunk like legs of Mutt and looks around to the crowd, they know what he's going for! He brings one leg over but Mutt quickly grapevines it, and torques the ankle in a disgusting manner. Anomoly is heard screaming in agony in a robotic tone before the referee breaks the hold, Mutt gets up and tries to lock in the Camel Clutch but Anomoly quickly moves backwards and out of the way, as Anomoly is getting to his feet...
[..THE MIGHT OF SUPREMIA!..]
(Scissor Kick!)
BB Gunn: It's over!
OUT OF NOWHERE! Mutt pins Anomoly, hands on both shoulders to keep them down.
[..ONE!..]
[..TWO!..]
[..KICKOUT!..]
Derrick Donovan: Not enough for Mutt to win.
ANOMOLY POWERS OUT! Mutt looks down at Anomoly in disgust and then picks him up, hooks both arms and lifts him up to a vertical base but Anomoly breaks free and brings himself to the shoulders of Mutt, sliding down his back as he lands on his feet and rolls up Mutt with a surprise Schoolboy Pin.
[..ONE!..]
[..TW- KICKOUT!..]
Mutt kicks out but Anomoly suckers him in for a Submission...
[..PULL THE PLUG!..]
(Sharpshooter!)
Derrick Donovan: What a follow-up to the pin!
BB Gunn: But look how close Mutt is to the ropes...
He has it locked in as tight as he can but Mutt's long arms reaches the ropes in an instant, making Anomoly break the hold but as he does he stomps a mudhole to the back of Mutt's head, finishing it off with a Curb Stomp to Mutt. He waits for Mutt to get up, he struggles to his feet and turns around to a waiting Anomoly. Anomoly then connects...
[..SWANN SONG!..]
...and then...
[..ROYALE MASSACRE!..]
(Package Piledriver!)
BB Gunn: Royale Massacre! He finally hit it!
...the Pin is made! Both legs are hooked!
[..ONE!..]
[..TWO!..]
[..THR-- KICKOUT!..]
Derrick Donovan: Looks like Old Anomoly is getting a hang of being back in the ring after so long
BB Gunn: I thought you sai-
Derrick Donovan: I know what I said, and I might have been wrong.
Anomoly brings Mutt to his feet, picks him up in the Electric Chair position, the fans know what's coming and they cheer wildly!
[...RAGNORAK!!...]
(One Winged Angel!)
Derrick Donovan: The Ragnorak!...
Anomoly follows with a pin...
[..ONE!..]
[..TWO!..]
[..THREE!..]
[...DING! DING! DING!...]
Derrick Donovan: ...and that's all she wrote for Mutt.
"Walk" plays through the PA as Anomoly has his hand raised in victory over Mutt. It's suddenly cut out by an ear-piercing ringing that echos throughout the venue, as there are screams and cusses thrown about. The lights then all shut to black, the only light coming from the tron, a light static-y filter over a gray backdrop. There's the occasional ripple in the screen, like from those old TVs. A keyboard clacking is heard, and up on the screen, words in a source-code font begin to appear.
<: Fake. Fraudulent. You are not the Anomoly. :>
BB Gunn: What the hell is this?
<: Code created from malicious software. Trojan horse opened by <user:V> :>
Derrick Donovan: Can anybody put a stop to this?
<: Do you wish to archive old content? :>
Shots appear across the screen of Anomoly's debut at Xtraction: Firewall, beating the likes of Price, Rob Arnold and Stormcrow. A few clicks, and it all goes blank. A picture of the old Anomoly mask, the one Anomoly now wears in the ring, appears on screen, before the sound made from dropping a file into the recycle bin is heard. Blank screen again.
<: Content erased. Virus(es) detected:1. Codename:Anomaly. Do you wish to begin system sweep? :>
A menu appears on the screen, reading "Complete system restore required. When shall this take place?" A cursor drags across to the time set, and sets the date.
<: MARCH 18 2019. 00:00HRS :>
<: I must rebuild system database. Enter Safe Mode. Restart AXW. Delete <user:Anomaly> from existance. :>
<: YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN :>
An electronic buzz is heard, and everything is black. The lights come up, and the ring is empty. Everything seems normal.
Derrick Donovan: I think we're back, BB.
BB Gunn: Let's cut to commercial. I need an aspirin.
The lights dim. Two uniformed gentlemen step forward. They blow on their trumpets to signal the introduction of the King of Supremia. After the royal tune, Preliator by Globus plays. After the introduction to the song, Mutt walks out, holding a throne above his heads and shoulders. As he marches down the ring, the two uniformed guards follow. Mutt climbs up the stairs, where the uniformed guards lower the top rope for Mutt to climb over. Mutt places the throne down the center of the ring and then lies on all fours in front of the throne. There, King Hickenbottom steps on the back of Mutt as a stepping stool on the way down.
With a crown on his head and a scepter in his hand, he climbs the ropes to the fans. They all boo him. The king smiles as he descends and exits the ring to allow Mutt to show off exactly what King Hickenbottom IV can do.
BB Gunn: Mutt is back and looking to show the Fake News of AXW how it's done.
The arena turns semi dark as some heavy metal rifs play over the PA. A signature metal vocalists voice cuts through the air.
"IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS SONG, TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND WALK ON HOME! SYNYSTER, HIT THIS SHIT!"
The song "Walk" by Pantera begins to play and the entire arena is either headbanging, stomping, or doing something to the rhythm of the song. All of a sudden, Anomoly pops out of the floor, headbanging and dancing with the music as the vocals play. He gets about halfway down the ramp before pausing and striking a pose.
"RE! SPECT! WALK!"
With every syllable of that last piece, Anomoly strikes a different pose and a burst of pyro comes from the stage, making cool action shots. He then runs and slides into the ring and hops on the middle turnbuckle.
"RE! SPECT! WALK!"
Again, with each syllable comes another pose and this time, pyro from the ring corners, except for the one Anomoly stands at. He then hops down and stands in his corner, bouncing a bit, trying to contain all his inner energy.
Derrick Donovan: Even the OG music of Anomoly, whoever this is, is playing huge mind games with the real Anomoly.
BB Gunn: But does he fight like the OG Anomoly?
Anomoly walks up to Mutt and slaps him across the face, Mutt grabs him and tosses him to the ropes. Anomoly hits a lariat on Mutt and it shakes the big man. Anomoly hen rebounds off the ropes but Mutt kicks Anomoly in the gut, rebounds off the ropes and attempts The Might of Supremia but Anomoly moves out of the way. Anomoly kicks Mutt in the gut a few times 'til he's bent over, he hooks both arms and tries to lift him up for Royale Massacre but the weight of Mutt is too much for Anomoly and he let's go, but attempts the Superkick, known as Swann Song, but Mutt grabs the foot and turns Anomoly around, quickly hitting a stiff forearm to Anomoly.
Derrick Donovan: What a forearm from Mutt, did you notice the strength of... I guess "Fake Anomoly" ...is not enough to lift Mutt?
BB Gunn: Real Anomoly would have dropped him hard, but maybe he's only breaking into this, let's see what he can do later on.
Mutt grabs Anomoly by the throat and chokeslams him. Anomoly sweeps the leg of Mutt and kicks Mutt in the head, he gets back to his feet and hits a Single Leg Dropkick. Anomoly attempts another but is caught in a Urnage slam to the mat, Mutt picks him up by the throat and tries to quickly end it with The Royal Execution but Anomoly goes under the legs of Mutt, he turns around and is met with an eye poke from Anomoly. He fires off a series of punches to the abdomen of Mutt, then runs to the ropes, rebounds and High Knee to the head of Mutt. The big man is down to one knee, Anomoly lines him up and rebou- NO! Mutt follows him and clotheslines him over the top rope, sending him to the floor.
Derrick Donovan: Welp, just as he wa- Oh no...
Mutt goes to the outside and grabs Anomoly by the throat with two hands and slams him down onto the ring apron to a sickening THUD!
BB Gunn: Oh god!
Mutt then slams him down onto the floor with a Sitout Choke Bomb, he then rolls Anomoly into the ring and pins him as he enters himself.
[..ONE!..]
[..TW- KICKOUT!..]
Anomoly kicks out at two, to the surprise of Mutt that he's still kicking. Mutt wants this to end quick, he pulls Anomoly up to his feet and has him position for the Scissor Kick, he rebounds off the ropes BUT IS MET WITH A...
[..SWANN SONG!..]
(Superkick!)
BB Gunn: OH! The Superkick from Anomoly!
Derrick Donovan: If memory corrects me, that used to be called "Swann Song"
BB Gunn: Like Brad Swann?
Derrick Donovan: What's a Brad Swann?
BB Gunn: ...
Mutt stumbles back to the ropes, he leans forward and walks towards Anomoly and he hits another Swann Song on the jaw of Mutt. Mutt falls! Anomoly grabs both of the tree trunk like legs of Mutt and looks around to the crowd, they know what he's going for! He brings one leg over but Mutt quickly grapevines it, and torques the ankle in a disgusting manner. Anomoly is heard screaming in agony in a robotic tone before the referee breaks the hold, Mutt gets up and tries to lock in the Camel Clutch but Anomoly quickly moves backwards and out of the way, as Anomoly is getting to his feet...
[..THE MIGHT OF SUPREMIA!..]
(Scissor Kick!)
BB Gunn: It's over!
OUT OF NOWHERE! Mutt pins Anomoly, hands on both shoulders to keep them down.
[..ONE!..]
[..TWO!..]
[..KICKOUT!..]
Derrick Donovan: Not enough for Mutt to win.
ANOMOLY POWERS OUT! Mutt looks down at Anomoly in disgust and then picks him up, hooks both arms and lifts him up to a vertical base but Anomoly breaks free and brings himself to the shoulders of Mutt, sliding down his back as he lands on his feet and rolls up Mutt with a surprise Schoolboy Pin.
[..ONE!..]
[..TW- KICKOUT!..]
Mutt kicks out but Anomoly suckers him in for a Submission...
[..PULL THE PLUG!..]
(Sharpshooter!)
Derrick Donovan: What a follow-up to the pin!
BB Gunn: But look how close Mutt is to the ropes...
He has it locked in as tight as he can but Mutt's long arms reaches the ropes in an instant, making Anomoly break the hold but as he does he stomps a mudhole to the back of Mutt's head, finishing it off with a Curb Stomp to Mutt. He waits for Mutt to get up, he struggles to his feet and turns around to a waiting Anomoly. Anomoly then connects...
[..SWANN SONG!..]
...and then...
[..ROYALE MASSACRE!..]
(Package Piledriver!)
BB Gunn: Royale Massacre! He finally hit it!
...the Pin is made! Both legs are hooked!
[..ONE!..]
[..TWO!..]
[..THR-- KICKOUT!..]
Derrick Donovan: Looks like Old Anomoly is getting a hang of being back in the ring after so long
BB Gunn: I thought you sai-
Derrick Donovan: I know what I said, and I might have been wrong.
Anomoly brings Mutt to his feet, picks him up in the Electric Chair position, the fans know what's coming and they cheer wildly!
[...RAGNORAK!!...]
(One Winged Angel!)
Derrick Donovan: The Ragnorak!...
Anomoly follows with a pin...
[..ONE!..]
[..TWO!..]
[..THREE!..]
[...DING! DING! DING!...]
Derrick Donovan: ...and that's all she wrote for Mutt.
"Walk" plays through the PA as Anomoly has his hand raised in victory over Mutt. It's suddenly cut out by an ear-piercing ringing that echos throughout the venue, as there are screams and cusses thrown about. The lights then all shut to black, the only light coming from the tron, a light static-y filter over a gray backdrop. There's the occasional ripple in the screen, like from those old TVs. A keyboard clacking is heard, and up on the screen, words in a source-code font begin to appear.
<: Fake. Fraudulent. You are not the Anomoly. :>
BB Gunn: What the hell is this?
<: Code created from malicious software. Trojan horse opened by <user:V> :>
Derrick Donovan: Can anybody put a stop to this?
<: Do you wish to archive old content? :>
Shots appear across the screen of Anomoly's debut at Xtraction: Firewall, beating the likes of Price, Rob Arnold and Stormcrow. A few clicks, and it all goes blank. A picture of the old Anomoly mask, the one Anomoly now wears in the ring, appears on screen, before the sound made from dropping a file into the recycle bin is heard. Blank screen again.
<: Content erased. Virus(es) detected:1. Codename:Anomaly. Do you wish to begin system sweep? :>
A menu appears on the screen, reading "Complete system restore required. When shall this take place?" A cursor drags across to the time set, and sets the date.
<: MARCH 18 2019. 00:00HRS :>
<: I must rebuild system database. Enter Safe Mode. Restart AXW. Delete <user:Anomaly> from existance. :>
<: YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN :>
An electronic buzz is heard, and everything is black. The lights come up, and the ring is empty. Everything seems normal.
Derrick Donovan: I think we're back, BB.
BB Gunn: Let's cut to commercial. I need an aspirin.
Wellington Dunne is sitting backstage gearing up for his apperance. As he's lacing up his boots, his locker room door is thrust open and Dreadvan barges in. Dunne simply sighs and then smirks, shaking his head slightly. Almost as if he fully expected this to come sooner or later.
Dunne: You ever heard of knocking, big boy?
Dreadvan: I don't have to knock around here. I run this place.
Dunne: No. AVA runs this, and the entire wrestling industry! You have TV, maybe watch the show instead of playing around with puppets. What the hell do you want anyway?
Dreadvan lifts the XHF European championship high into the air and gets chest to chest with the glasgow bull. As he speaks he looks at the title and then towards Dunne.
Dreadvan: I just found out they think you're worthy of carrying this. I came to talk some sense into you. You and AVA need to learn your place. I'm usually not so generous either. So take my advice, don't show up. Or if you're desparate for cash, just lay down in the center of the ring and I promise not to squash you under my boot while the ref counts.
Dunne looks to the title, and then back at Dreadvan, stepping a bit closer, now the men almost nose to nose. Officials such as stage hands and referees would flood into the room separating the two men before the situation escalates.
Dunne: I'm scared of no man! I don't care what you've done around here or who you beat. All I care about is how nice that title is going to look around my waist! You think you can just come into my locker room without consequences? You don't know me and you don't know AVA. Watch your back, if you can twist your damn neck that far around!
Dreadvan tries to jump at Dunne but so many men have restrained him he eventually leaves, keeping his eyes trained on Dunne.
Dunne: You ever heard of knocking, big boy?
Dreadvan: I don't have to knock around here. I run this place.
Dunne: No. AVA runs this, and the entire wrestling industry! You have TV, maybe watch the show instead of playing around with puppets. What the hell do you want anyway?
Dreadvan lifts the XHF European championship high into the air and gets chest to chest with the glasgow bull. As he speaks he looks at the title and then towards Dunne.
Dreadvan: I just found out they think you're worthy of carrying this. I came to talk some sense into you. You and AVA need to learn your place. I'm usually not so generous either. So take my advice, don't show up. Or if you're desparate for cash, just lay down in the center of the ring and I promise not to squash you under my boot while the ref counts.
Dunne looks to the title, and then back at Dreadvan, stepping a bit closer, now the men almost nose to nose. Officials such as stage hands and referees would flood into the room separating the two men before the situation escalates.
Dunne: I'm scared of no man! I don't care what you've done around here or who you beat. All I care about is how nice that title is going to look around my waist! You think you can just come into my locker room without consequences? You don't know me and you don't know AVA. Watch your back, if you can twist your damn neck that far around!
Dreadvan tries to jump at Dunne but so many men have restrained him he eventually leaves, keeping his eyes trained on Dunne.
Absolute Zero by Stone Sour starts to play over the speakers, Darlene comes out at the "The bloody angle, the symmetry Your cheap adhesive isn't holding me" eyeing the crowd for a second before she makes her way down to the ring, high-fiveing a few random fans here and there, she circles the ring slowly as her song plays, she then steps back, runs and slides onto the ring apron on her knee at "I can bleed if I want to bleed" she rests her back on the top rope her arms draped over it, she sticks her tongue out to the crowd, she then throws her arms out into the crucifix pose at "You're looking at an absolute zero I'm not the devil but I won't be your hero" She then turns and leaps into the ring, tossing her jean vest off either out of the ring or towards her opponent if they are already in the ring. She goes to her corner and starts to stretch legs waiting for the match to start.
BB Gunn: Darlene impressed in her in-ring debut at The Classic, but just came up short! Will she be able to take a win home tonight?
Chaos erupts throughout the area, as the lyric “take the world that you hate” start, Chaos wearing black trucks and a black leather jacket stands at the top of the ramp, he looks to the left, he looks to the right, he knees down on his left legs, and cups his hands over his face, as soon as the lyric “Let the Chaos bring you to life” he stands up and walk to the ring with meaning and has a really intense look in his eyes
Chaos and Dar circle the ring, and Chaos lunges at Dar, who drops and sweeps his legs out, having him face plant on the ground. She mounts him and begins to rain down punches as he cowers up, holding his arms over his head to block the blows.
Derrick Donovan: Dar, focused as ever. Ready to claim a win under the AXW banner!
Dar stands up and takes a breather, wiping away the thin film of sweat building on her brow, before driving her knees right into the skull of Chaos, who's body lays near limp. She takes a few steps back, before running and baseball sliding her skull right into Chaos' head! Chaos makes his way to his feet, and swings at Dar, but she ducks and connects with a pele kick that topples him again!
BB Gunn: Dar is all business, making sure no mistakes are made as she vies to put down one half of the Natural Born Chaos!
Derrick Donovan: And she does it all with ease! Chaos seems to be severely outmatched by the Daughter of Hardcore!
BB Gunn: That's not a half bad nickname.
Chaos is pulling himself away from Dar, but she's hot on his tail. He pulls himself up, to be slapped right in the face! Stunned, he's blind to notice Dar come from behind with a hurricanrana driver! The ring shakes as he crumples over, and Dar covers with a small package!
[...ONE!...]
[...TWO!...]
[...KICKOUT!...]
Derrick Donovan: Close call by Chaos! A second later and this embarrassingly short match would have been over!
BB Gunn: Imagine the look on Duke's face if Chaos lost to the daughter of the man who'd been such a burden to him for the ifrst half of his AXW career!
Derrick Donovan: I'd rather not imagine that look of pure rage.
Frustrated, Dar lifts up Chaos and puts him in a wristlock! She torques his wrist as he yelps out and tries to kick her away, but she nimbly sidesteps his every move. She then drags Chaos to the ropes and throws him over, but Chaos hangs on. She runs the ropes, for a lariat of some sort, but Chaos pulls down the ropes, sending her over onto the concrete floor, and from through the crowd and over the barricade steps Duke Kosloff!
BB Gunn: Speak of the devil!
Derrick Donovan: Oh no! What's he doing here?
BB Gunn: He's come to make a statement, BB! Help Chaos get back into the swing of success, with a little unfair play!
Derrick Donovan: Unfair play indeed, as he's got Dar locked in place for something!
Duke picks up Dar and holds her in place. She struggles against his iron grip, but to no avai. Chaos runs the ropes, and clears them for a tope suicida!
Derrick Donovan: Here comes Chaos!
But Dar kicks Duke low and rolls away, leaving Chaos to crash right into Duke! Headbutting each other and crumpling to the ground with a sickening crunch! Spurring groans of discomfort from the crowd.
BB Gunn: And just as quick as Duke ran in, he's down and out!
Derrick Donovan: That was a mistake by Chaos, he had every intent to hit Dar!
BB Gunn: Well mistake or not, he's left Dar with all the pieces in place to pick the bones like a vulture!
Derrick Donovan: And here she comes to capitalize!
Dar picks up Chaos and throws him into the ring. Before he can make it to his feet, Dar runs in and leaps up...
[...FACH STOMP...]
(Curb Stomp)
BB Gunn: FACH STOMP! FACH STOMP! CHAOS IS DOWN!
Derrick Donovan: And just like that, Chaos' chances of winning may have come to an end!
She rolls up Chaos with an intricate looking pin, bridging up as she's got him rolled head over heels... er, heels over head.
[...ONE!...]
[...TWO!...]
[...THREE!!!...]
Alpha: The winner of this match, Darlene!
Derrick Donovan: Big win for Darlene as she takes steps to get out of her father's shadow!
BB Gunn: She certainly has big things to look forward to in her future.
Dar celebrates her win, as Duke comes to his senses. Chaos rolls out of the ring, and Duke confronts him. Chaos just shoves him off, leaving as Duke stares holes through him. Dar just shrugs and exits through the crowd.
Derrick Donovan: Things look rocky for the NBC. I hope this isn't the last we see of Chaos.
BB Gunn: Well, from one career possibly ending to another beginning... I had a chance to sit down with the newest AXW signing earlier today, Tony Crew. Roll the clip!
The scene cuts to earlier in the evening as fans are filing into the Legion. BB Gunn walks to ringside where former Florida basketball player, Tony Crew sits sharing some popcorn with his two young children. BB gets Tony's attention who smiles big and shakes BB's hand.
BB Gunn: Tony "Crusher" Crew! Allow me to be the first one to say welcome to the AXW. You are no stranger to these lively crowds on this side of the pond, having played for the Worcester Wolves for such a long time. Is there anything like this atmosphere?
Tony Crew: It certainly is amazing and I am so glad to be here at The Legion. Me and my boys have been huge fans!
BB Gunn: Imagine their surprise when they first get to see you in that ring. I'm sure that's got to be something you are looking forward to.
Tony Crew: Oh, absolutely. I know how fortunate I am to have been given this chance and I want to work hard to prove to my children and to all those who watch this great sport that you can do anything if you put your mind to it.
BB Gunn: And what exactly are you going to put your mind to? As I am sure you know, the AXW is not your average wrestling promotion. We have a group of Arrogant, Violent, Assholes running around as well as a huge demon holding gold... what do you look to accomplish here?
Tony Crew: I'm just honored to be a part of the company. I don't agree with the antics of several in the back, but no one can deny that this is a group of highly skilled workers. I look forward to mixing it up with all of them and proving my merit. As for what I hope to achieve? I would be selling myself short if I didn't say I wanted to be the best. We will have to see where I land.
BB Gunn: Well, Tony, I'm sure you will have a strong following here in the AXW. Enjoy the show tonight and we will see you around.
Tony Crew: Thank you so much, I'm really looking forward to it all.
BB shakes Tony's hand once again and heads over to take his place beside Derrick Donovan. The scene cuts back to a live shot of the crowd where Tony Crew and his sons look like they are having a blast.
BB Gunn: There he is, AXW's newest wrestler. I can't wait to see what he has in the ring.
Derrick Donovan: He seems like a really good guy in a business that doesn't have that these days. It's quite refreshing, but how will that translate when the bell rings?
BB Gunn: Well, he is definitely a physical specimen so he should hold his own but this is a new venture for the basketball stand out so only time will tell.
Derrick Donovan: well, What we do know is we have a huge triple threat next
BB Gunn: Folks, it's main event time!
Derrick Donovan: Now on paper, this might look like an odd match up, but this could turn out to be quite a surprise!
BB Gunn: Absolutely, now Lio may be seen as the underdog here, but tonight, he finds himself up against former AXW Undisputed Champion James Raymond, as well as the man that came SO close to winning the XHF European Championship at Supremacy, that being Blake Luthor. Dono, who you got for this?
Derrick Donovan: You know I don't like to predict, but it's about whether Luthor and Raymond can put aside the disappointment of coming up short at Supremacy. If not, I see an upset here!
BB Gunn: That and whether either Lio or Raymond can overcome the monstrous frame of Blake Luthor!
Introducing first, weighing in at 216 pounds from the Immaculate Boudoir, he is "The Immaculate" Lio!!
The lights shine on the stage and Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO starts to play before Lio appears wearing a black velvet floor length robe, with gold trim, lots of sequins, and feathers too. One can notice over the heart, a single fancy cursive L can be seen. He also is wearing an expensive pair of sunglasses. His hair is permed TO PERFECTION. He moves around the stage, basking in the reaction from the fans, be it good or bad before heading down to the ring.
His opponents, first from Parts Unknown weighing in at 275 pounds.... "Hammerhand" Blake Luthor!"
The lights drop now as Blake Luthor emerges from the back. He looks mean as usual, the fans are raining down boos but he's having none of it as he walks right to the ring, totally ignoring them.
Then finally, from Coventry, England....Weighing in at 204 pounds, he is the Platinum Star... James Raymond!!
The arena turns to darkness as we hear the sounds of a life support machine before the flatline, then the music plays as the spotlights turn red and pointing down to the stage.
NO ONE WILL SURVIVE.
YEAH, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE!
THERE'S NO ESCAPE NOW, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE
Out comes James Raymond as he walks towards the top of the ramp and stands in place, a smirk on his face as he looks out to the fans as they loudly boo him.
OBLITERATE, ALL WHO MAY DEFY YOU
THERE'S NO ESCAPE NOW, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE
YEAH, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE!
THERE'S NO ESCAPE NOW, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE
He makes his way down to the ramp, still containing the smirk on his face and getting in the face of fans as they shout abuse at Raymond. Once he makes his way to ringside, he walks around the ring before grabbing the second rope and lifting himself up onto the ring apron and then looking out to the crowd. He hops over the top rope and stands dead center of the ring and mouths something to the crowd before getting to his corner and awaiting the bell.
Derrick Donovan: Now on paper, this might look like an odd match up, but this could turn out to be quite a surprise!
BB Gunn: Absolutely, now Lio may be seen as the underdog here, but tonight, he finds himself up against former AXW Undisputed Champion James Raymond, as well as the man that came SO close to winning the XHF European Championship at Supremacy, that being Blake Luthor. Dono, who you got for this?
Derrick Donovan: You know I don't like to predict, but it's about whether Luthor and Raymond can put aside the disappointment of coming up short at Supremacy. If not, I see an upset here!
BB Gunn: That and whether either Lio or Raymond can overcome the monstrous frame of Blake Luthor!
Introducing first, weighing in at 216 pounds from the Immaculate Boudoir, he is "The Immaculate" Lio!!
The lights shine on the stage and Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO starts to play before Lio appears wearing a black velvet floor length robe, with gold trim, lots of sequins, and feathers too. One can notice over the heart, a single fancy cursive L can be seen. He also is wearing an expensive pair of sunglasses. His hair is permed TO PERFECTION. He moves around the stage, basking in the reaction from the fans, be it good or bad before heading down to the ring.
His opponents, first from Parts Unknown weighing in at 275 pounds.... "Hammerhand" Blake Luthor!"
The lights drop now as Blake Luthor emerges from the back. He looks mean as usual, the fans are raining down boos but he's having none of it as he walks right to the ring, totally ignoring them.
Then finally, from Coventry, England....Weighing in at 204 pounds, he is the Platinum Star... James Raymond!!
The arena turns to darkness as we hear the sounds of a life support machine before the flatline, then the music plays as the spotlights turn red and pointing down to the stage.
NO ONE WILL SURVIVE.
YEAH, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE!
THERE'S NO ESCAPE NOW, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE
Out comes James Raymond as he walks towards the top of the ramp and stands in place, a smirk on his face as he looks out to the fans as they loudly boo him.
OBLITERATE, ALL WHO MAY DEFY YOU
THERE'S NO ESCAPE NOW, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE
YEAH, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE!
THERE'S NO ESCAPE NOW, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE
He makes his way down to the ramp, still containing the smirk on his face and getting in the face of fans as they shout abuse at Raymond. Once he makes his way to ringside, he walks around the ring before grabbing the second rope and lifting himself up onto the ring apron and then looking out to the crowd. He hops over the top rope and stands dead center of the ring and mouths something to the crowd before getting to his corner and awaiting the bell.
[...DING!! DING!!...]
All three men circle the ring, trying to size one another up, without taking their eye off the third man. Lio rushes in and unloads a barrage of shots on Blake Luthor, but Raymond drags him off! Raymond takes over, raining down rights and lefts on Luthor, who seems to find himself on the receiving end of the first part of this match! Lio races back in, joining Raymond in beating down on Luthor, who appears to stumble for a second, but sets his weight over his feet and shoves both men right across the ring!
Derrick Donovan: What a display of strength!
Lio and Raymond look shocked and charge in once more, but they telegraph it a little too much and Luthor lays them both out with a huge double clothesline! They scramble back to their respective corners to create a bit of breathing space as Luthor cracks his knuckles menacingly in the middle of the ring.
BB Gunn: Well there's that raw fighting style of Blake Luthor making an appearance already in this match!
Luthor stands over both men, before using the bottom of his boot to shove James Raymond, who was trying to get to his feet with the aid of the ropes, through the ropes and to the outside! Again, Lio charges in, jumping on the back of Luthor. Luthor gives him a back elbow. Lio stumbles back and Blake Luthor turns around to swing a Haymaker, but Lio ducks it! Luthor turns around and gets hit with a dropkick under the jaw, sending him to the mat!
BB Gunn: I guess you could say that Dropkick was....
Derrick Donovan: Don't say it...
BB Gunn: IMMACULATE!
Derrick Donovan: ...
Luthor gets to his feet as Lio celebrates to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Lio takes a step back and bumps into Luthor. Luthor grabs Lio, but he slips down into a Victory Roll!
[...ONE!!...]
[...KICKOUT!!...]
Derrick Donovan: At this point, we have to note that James Raymond is still outside the ring. He seems to be picking his moment to re-enter the match.
BB Gunn: A real veteran move! He knows these guys want this and he's going to step aside and let them wear themselves out.
Luthor gets to his feet and swings again at Lio, who again manages to duck his advance and answer with an arm drag! Luthor is on the mat for the second time this match already! Lio locks in an arm bar as Luthor pounds the mat in frustration. The Referee asks Luthor if he wants to give it up, only to be answered with words we can't even air! Eventually, Luthor winds up and rocks Lio with a huge Right hand to the forehead! Lio stumbles back into the ropes from the impact as Luthor is on the offence! Lio barely has chance to catch his breath as Luthor already has him by the neck as the Referee yells at him to let go, but by the time the Referee has started the count, Luthor has already hauled Lio to his feet and sets him up before dropping him down to the mat with a scoop slam! Luthor makes the cover!
[...ONE!!...]
[...TW-NO!!...]
James Raymond had slid into the ring un-noticed by his opponents and was there to break the count by stomping on the head of Blake Luthor! Raymond makes a cover on Lio as Luthor regains his bearings, but the Referee doesn't even get his hand to the mat before Lio kicks out. Raymond stomps on Lio a few times before shoving him to the outside of the ring! Now Raymond is bearing down on Luthor, who is still shaking out the cobwebs from the unsuspected stomp. Raymond tries to lock in an Armbar, but Luthor struggles, so in frustration, Raymond keeps hold of his hand and puts it down to the ground before stomping on it! The arena is filled with the resounding scream of pain from Luthor.
BB Gunn: Well sooner or later, someone was going to figure out the weakness on old Hammer Hands! Those hands are surgically repaired to the point we aren't totally sure of the ratio of metal to bone anymore!
Raymond delivers another stop to Luthor's right hand as he again screams out in pain. The twisted smile of AVA's newest recruit begins to show, as does his sadistic side.
Derrick Donovan: We're used to a much more technical game from James Raymond. Maybe hanging around Wellington Dunne and Anthony Caffrey has brought out this more mean streak?
Derrick Donovan: Or maybe he's just doing what needs to be done!
James Raymond goads the audience more as Blake Luthor looks as if he's trying to pop fingers back into sockets. He turns around right into a spinning heel kick from Lio! Raymond hits the mat! He's back up again and meets Lio's boots once more as Lio hits another dropkick!
BB Gunn: IMMACULATE!
Raymond is up one more time as Lio hits an Inverted Atomic Drop! Raymond holds his more sensitive areas as he gets hit like a train as Luthor comes in with a spinning forearm to the cheek! James Raymond is out cold and Lio dives in for the cover!
[...ONE!!...]
Luthor breaks up the pin before trying one himself!
[...ONE!!...]
Lio reciprocates by breaking up the cover! Without a word, Luthor hauls up James Raymond and drops him with the Hammerhand Blast! The lights go off in James Raymond's eyes but before he has chance to fall, Lio catches him with the French Kiss of Doom! Luthor looks disgusted!
Derrick Donovan: Well I can't speak for the extra contact there, but I can say there's about a hundred and ten percent chance James Raymond is out of this!
Lio and Luthor combine their efforts to shove Raymond back out of the ring.
Derrick Donovan: It looks like we have almost an agreement here that they eliminate the former Undisputed Champion and go at this one on one!
Lio and Luthor square up in the middle of the ring. Lio takes a sneaky swing at Luthor, but Luthor manages to sidestep it before delivering a right to Lio. Lio is rocked, but Luthor remembers the earlier attack from James Raymond as pain rips through his right hand! Luthor screams out in pain again as Lio tries to make the most of the opportunity and goes Do the Bump, but Luthor catches him and hits a deadlift German Suplex, dropping Lio right on his head! The Referee drops for the cover!
[...ONE!!...]
[...TWO!...]
[...TH-NO!!...]
Luthor gets right up in the Referee's face, who stands his ground. Let's face it, Referee abuse is a staple of AXW. The Referee yells at Luthor and tells him if he puts his hands on him, he will disqualify him! He turns his attention back to Lio, who has made it back to his knees. Luthor grabs a fistful of his hair and cocks his hand back to deliver a crushing blow to the skull, but Lio manages to sneak a low blow in!
Derrick Donovan: How did the Referee not see that?!
BB Gunn: He was positioned off behind Luthor, so he didn't have a clear enough view! Plus, maybe after the abuse he just got...
Derrick Donovan: Don't even imply that!
Luthor drops to one knee as Lio smiles in his face, he runs his hands through the hair of Luthor before going for the French Kiss of Doom. Luthor recognises the signal, so he fights his way out of it! Luthor tries to haul Lio over to the corner for the rib breaker punches, but Lio hammerfists the back of Luthor's head, causing him to lose his footing Lio hooks him up and hits a Cradle Piledriver! Luthor's neck collapses like a deck of cards and Lio is struggling to make the cover here! He hauls Luthor over and the Referee makes the count!
[...ONE!!...]
[...TWO!!...]
[...THRE-NO!!...]
BB Gunn: Luthor just managed to get his shoulder up in time!
Derrick Donovan: That was pure instinct that caused him to kick out, there was no way he was conscious enough to do that alone!!
Lio looks shocked as he sits up. He protests at the Referee, who confirms it was a near-fall. Lio complains some more, but to no avail. He finally gets back to work on Luthor, who is starting to grab the ropes to get to his feet...Lio stands in the corner licking his lips as Luthor finally manages to get a vertical base! Lio charges in for the Bump N Grind, but Luthor manages to haul him over his head so he leap frogs him. Lio turns around...
[...HAMMERHAND BLAST!!!...]
Luthor again clutches at his right hand as he drops to make the cover on Lio!!
[...ONE!!...]
[...TWO!!...]
[...THREE!!...]
[...DING!! DING!!...]
Here is your winner....Hammerhand Blake Luthor!!
Blake Luthor's music hits as he is seen again trying to rearrange the mess that his hand has become. The Referee raises his hand as the cameras cut to the broken bodies of both Lio and Raymond, who are both on opposite sides outside the ring!
BB Gunn: What a match!
Derrick Donovan: All three men surely gave it their best there and we can only wonder what this victory can mean for Blake Luthor, but up next we have the "Celebration of Caffrey!"
BB Gunn: Do we have to tolerate that insufferable man?
Derrick Donovan: He's our Champion and off the back of probably the biggest win of his career, I'd say so!
BB Gunn: Hold on, Dono! I'm getting something from the back... oh my! Check this out! Do we have a camera back there?
All three men circle the ring, trying to size one another up, without taking their eye off the third man. Lio rushes in and unloads a barrage of shots on Blake Luthor, but Raymond drags him off! Raymond takes over, raining down rights and lefts on Luthor, who seems to find himself on the receiving end of the first part of this match! Lio races back in, joining Raymond in beating down on Luthor, who appears to stumble for a second, but sets his weight over his feet and shoves both men right across the ring!
Derrick Donovan: What a display of strength!
Lio and Raymond look shocked and charge in once more, but they telegraph it a little too much and Luthor lays them both out with a huge double clothesline! They scramble back to their respective corners to create a bit of breathing space as Luthor cracks his knuckles menacingly in the middle of the ring.
BB Gunn: Well there's that raw fighting style of Blake Luthor making an appearance already in this match!
Luthor stands over both men, before using the bottom of his boot to shove James Raymond, who was trying to get to his feet with the aid of the ropes, through the ropes and to the outside! Again, Lio charges in, jumping on the back of Luthor. Luthor gives him a back elbow. Lio stumbles back and Blake Luthor turns around to swing a Haymaker, but Lio ducks it! Luthor turns around and gets hit with a dropkick under the jaw, sending him to the mat!
BB Gunn: I guess you could say that Dropkick was....
Derrick Donovan: Don't say it...
BB Gunn: IMMACULATE!
Derrick Donovan: ...
Luthor gets to his feet as Lio celebrates to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Lio takes a step back and bumps into Luthor. Luthor grabs Lio, but he slips down into a Victory Roll!
[...ONE!!...]
[...KICKOUT!!...]
Derrick Donovan: At this point, we have to note that James Raymond is still outside the ring. He seems to be picking his moment to re-enter the match.
BB Gunn: A real veteran move! He knows these guys want this and he's going to step aside and let them wear themselves out.
Luthor gets to his feet and swings again at Lio, who again manages to duck his advance and answer with an arm drag! Luthor is on the mat for the second time this match already! Lio locks in an arm bar as Luthor pounds the mat in frustration. The Referee asks Luthor if he wants to give it up, only to be answered with words we can't even air! Eventually, Luthor winds up and rocks Lio with a huge Right hand to the forehead! Lio stumbles back into the ropes from the impact as Luthor is on the offence! Lio barely has chance to catch his breath as Luthor already has him by the neck as the Referee yells at him to let go, but by the time the Referee has started the count, Luthor has already hauled Lio to his feet and sets him up before dropping him down to the mat with a scoop slam! Luthor makes the cover!
[...ONE!!...]
[...TW-NO!!...]
James Raymond had slid into the ring un-noticed by his opponents and was there to break the count by stomping on the head of Blake Luthor! Raymond makes a cover on Lio as Luthor regains his bearings, but the Referee doesn't even get his hand to the mat before Lio kicks out. Raymond stomps on Lio a few times before shoving him to the outside of the ring! Now Raymond is bearing down on Luthor, who is still shaking out the cobwebs from the unsuspected stomp. Raymond tries to lock in an Armbar, but Luthor struggles, so in frustration, Raymond keeps hold of his hand and puts it down to the ground before stomping on it! The arena is filled with the resounding scream of pain from Luthor.
BB Gunn: Well sooner or later, someone was going to figure out the weakness on old Hammer Hands! Those hands are surgically repaired to the point we aren't totally sure of the ratio of metal to bone anymore!
Raymond delivers another stop to Luthor's right hand as he again screams out in pain. The twisted smile of AVA's newest recruit begins to show, as does his sadistic side.
Derrick Donovan: We're used to a much more technical game from James Raymond. Maybe hanging around Wellington Dunne and Anthony Caffrey has brought out this more mean streak?
Derrick Donovan: Or maybe he's just doing what needs to be done!
James Raymond goads the audience more as Blake Luthor looks as if he's trying to pop fingers back into sockets. He turns around right into a spinning heel kick from Lio! Raymond hits the mat! He's back up again and meets Lio's boots once more as Lio hits another dropkick!
BB Gunn: IMMACULATE!
Raymond is up one more time as Lio hits an Inverted Atomic Drop! Raymond holds his more sensitive areas as he gets hit like a train as Luthor comes in with a spinning forearm to the cheek! James Raymond is out cold and Lio dives in for the cover!
[...ONE!!...]
Luthor breaks up the pin before trying one himself!
[...ONE!!...]
Lio reciprocates by breaking up the cover! Without a word, Luthor hauls up James Raymond and drops him with the Hammerhand Blast! The lights go off in James Raymond's eyes but before he has chance to fall, Lio catches him with the French Kiss of Doom! Luthor looks disgusted!
Derrick Donovan: Well I can't speak for the extra contact there, but I can say there's about a hundred and ten percent chance James Raymond is out of this!
Lio and Luthor combine their efforts to shove Raymond back out of the ring.
Derrick Donovan: It looks like we have almost an agreement here that they eliminate the former Undisputed Champion and go at this one on one!
Lio and Luthor square up in the middle of the ring. Lio takes a sneaky swing at Luthor, but Luthor manages to sidestep it before delivering a right to Lio. Lio is rocked, but Luthor remembers the earlier attack from James Raymond as pain rips through his right hand! Luthor screams out in pain again as Lio tries to make the most of the opportunity and goes Do the Bump, but Luthor catches him and hits a deadlift German Suplex, dropping Lio right on his head! The Referee drops for the cover!
[...ONE!!...]
[...TWO!...]
[...TH-NO!!...]
Luthor gets right up in the Referee's face, who stands his ground. Let's face it, Referee abuse is a staple of AXW. The Referee yells at Luthor and tells him if he puts his hands on him, he will disqualify him! He turns his attention back to Lio, who has made it back to his knees. Luthor grabs a fistful of his hair and cocks his hand back to deliver a crushing blow to the skull, but Lio manages to sneak a low blow in!
Derrick Donovan: How did the Referee not see that?!
BB Gunn: He was positioned off behind Luthor, so he didn't have a clear enough view! Plus, maybe after the abuse he just got...
Derrick Donovan: Don't even imply that!
Luthor drops to one knee as Lio smiles in his face, he runs his hands through the hair of Luthor before going for the French Kiss of Doom. Luthor recognises the signal, so he fights his way out of it! Luthor tries to haul Lio over to the corner for the rib breaker punches, but Lio hammerfists the back of Luthor's head, causing him to lose his footing Lio hooks him up and hits a Cradle Piledriver! Luthor's neck collapses like a deck of cards and Lio is struggling to make the cover here! He hauls Luthor over and the Referee makes the count!
[...ONE!!...]
[...TWO!!...]
[...THRE-NO!!...]
BB Gunn: Luthor just managed to get his shoulder up in time!
Derrick Donovan: That was pure instinct that caused him to kick out, there was no way he was conscious enough to do that alone!!
Lio looks shocked as he sits up. He protests at the Referee, who confirms it was a near-fall. Lio complains some more, but to no avail. He finally gets back to work on Luthor, who is starting to grab the ropes to get to his feet...Lio stands in the corner licking his lips as Luthor finally manages to get a vertical base! Lio charges in for the Bump N Grind, but Luthor manages to haul him over his head so he leap frogs him. Lio turns around...
[...HAMMERHAND BLAST!!!...]
Luthor again clutches at his right hand as he drops to make the cover on Lio!!
[...ONE!!...]
[...TWO!!...]
[...THREE!!...]
[...DING!! DING!!...]
Here is your winner....Hammerhand Blake Luthor!!
Blake Luthor's music hits as he is seen again trying to rearrange the mess that his hand has become. The Referee raises his hand as the cameras cut to the broken bodies of both Lio and Raymond, who are both on opposite sides outside the ring!
BB Gunn: What a match!
Derrick Donovan: All three men surely gave it their best there and we can only wonder what this victory can mean for Blake Luthor, but up next we have the "Celebration of Caffrey!"
BB Gunn: Do we have to tolerate that insufferable man?
Derrick Donovan: He's our Champion and off the back of probably the biggest win of his career, I'd say so!
BB Gunn: Hold on, Dono! I'm getting something from the back... oh my! Check this out! Do we have a camera back there?
A cameraman is pushing past a sea of onlookers in the backstage area. Wellington Dunne and Caffrey are standing tall over a battered and bloody Dreadvan. Dunne is holding the European Championship up high staring directly down at Dreadvan. He spits on him, and Caffrey rolls down his shirt sleeves, putting an arm around his protege.
Caffrey: It'll be yours soon enough. But they're getting the ring ready, let's go!
The ring is set for a celebration: black and gold balloons are tied to the corners, and a black rug has been thrown down. A young hot blonde stands in the center of the ring, wearing a dark red dress with lipstick to match. Her lines cue up a full church choir with people playing instruments, circling the ring, who begin to sing and play the Hallelujah chorus.
Blonde: Please welcome, being accompanied by the AVA, the greatest AXW Undisputed Champion of all time, he is… ANTHONY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFREYYYYYYY!
The AXW Undisputed Champion emerges from the back wearing a black suit with a black t-shirt. He is jovial, smiling the sinister smile we’ve seen countless times before as he holds the AXW Undisputed Championship high above his head. His other hand is used to blow the fiercely booing crowd kisses as he dances down to the ring. Wellington Dunne and James Raymond are not behind him, but he seems more confident than ever.
Caffrey parts the choir as he walks up the ring steps and into his ring. He smacks the woman’s ass playfully and she smiles back at him as he walks over to the ring ropes in front of the camera. He leans over the ropes with the belt as the choir sings.
CHOIR: And he shall reign, forever and ever. And he shall reign, forever and ever. Forever. And ever.
Caffrey laughs as the crowd’s booing almost drowns out the choir. He pulls a microphone out of his suit jacket and waits for the booing to stop. He looks annoyed as it takes an extra minute or two, but he finally begins.
Caffrey: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the Celebration of CAFFFFFFFFFFFFREYYYY!
The crowd continues to boo the champion fiercely. He laughs a smug, arrogant laugh at them. He can’t even get a word in for another solid minute.
Caffrey: I’m your guest of honor, the AXW Undisputed Champion, ANTHONY CAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFREEEEY!
Caffrey is enjoying antagonizing the crowd almost too much. They continue to feed into his antics, booing the champion as he kisses the championship.
Caffrey: Tonight we celebrate the greatest champion of all time. Is it Anomoly? No! Is it that loser Pierce who can’t even be arsed to show? No! Is it Kosloff the giant LOSSSSEERRR? NOOOOOOO! Is it that guy who just got knocked the fuck out earlier?
Caffrey waves a finger and laughs. He is living his best life.
Caffrey: NOOOOOOO!
Caffrey speaks over the booing, seemingly completely ignoring that he’s just ripped one of the members of his own group..
Caffrey: That would be me, ANTHONY CAAAAFFREEEYYY! I am the greatest Undisputed Champion ever! You all doubted, you all said I couldn’t do it, you said that my ego was just too big, and you know what I did? I WALKED INTO SUPREMACY AND WALKED OUT CHAMPION. And now there’s no one left who can stop me, period! Ladies and gentlemen, you better get used to---
Caffrey stops as a “Let’s go Card” chant breaks out in the arena from fans of both AWF and the AXW. Caffrey rolls his eyes as the chants get louder. He cuts them off.
Caffrey: Do my ears deceive me? Did AXW suddenly transform into that shitty second-rate company?
The crowd chants louder. Caffrey is not pleased.
Caffrey: Oh please! Card can’t go toe-to-toe with me! He can barely win a tag team match. He can’t even beat that loser Bobby Barrett!
The crowd shifts to “Bobby Barratt” chants to taunt Caffrey even further. He bangs against the ropes as the fans taunt him.
Caffrey: Come on, you all know that Bobby’s only X Crown champ because we haven’t crossed paths yet! In fact, if we sent someone other than that perennial choke artist Kanyon, AXW would finally be the #1 company in XHF!
The crowd roars as Caffrey is interrupted by Curtis Kanyon’s music. The President arrives, amused by the celebration, and makes his way down to the ring. He steps into the ring and almost ignores Caffrey, taking a microphone from ringside.
Kanyon: Welcome everyone to my Wrestling State of the Union. First order of business, I’m pardoning Morgan Ziegler and Samara Black, they obviously did nothing wrong. We have good people on both sides of that equation. Second order of business, now that all of the information has come out about the tragic demise of Charlie Velez, Venom, and James Mueller, I will be making Monday, February 18th, GUNS day in honor of our fallen comrades. Not be confused with bullet filled guns. We will now have a moment of silence for those comrades.
Caffrey looks dumbfounded at the blatant disrespect. He does not give the moment of silence.
Caffrey: Do you mind?
Kanyon follows through on the rest of the moment of silence. The presidential page runs out and whispers in Curtis’ ear.
Kanyon: I’ve just been informed that the 18th is Presidents Day, and I’m more important, so GUNS day will now be held on Monday, February 25th. Feel free to close down schools and offices in remembrance of these great men, who are close to our family’s heart, as my wife is the current reigning, and now forever, Miss GUNS. As for—
Caffrey: This is the championship celebration for me, the greatest Undisputed Champion of all time! You can’t be out here!
Kanyon looks around, giving a presidential wave to the choir. The members of the choir, clearly bigger fans of Kanyon than Caffrey, wave back. Kanyon finally acknowledges the champion..
Kanyon: Hey! I told V I was having a State of the Union here tonight, but thank you for hiring a choir and getting the decorations together for my celebration… and sure, V, never answered the message I left, but he knew! Now, onto the main reason I’m out here. At Supremacy, Thor granted me my wish to start the match and have the chance to face everyone. But unfortunately, I got too swept up in the event… and was a little hung over from BANG! Fest… but it was a hell of a fight!
The crowd cheers as Kanyon turns and points directly at Caffrey and the AXW Undisputed Championship.
Kanyon: And Odin may not have smiled upon me that night, but I will fight my way back—
Caffrey rolls his eyes and cuts off the President.
Caffrey: Get the fuck over yourself. You haven’t been relevant in a wrestling ring since the day I got here.
The President is not used to being interrupted. He fires back.
Kanyon: You son a of bitch. I will beat the hell out of you if you interrupt me again.
CROWD: BANG! ‘EM ALL! BANG! ‘EM ALL! BANG! ‘EM ALL!
Caffrey looks around, annoyed and angry with both the fans and Kanyon, before spitting on the ground at Kanyon’s feet.
Caffrey: Floor’s yours, Mr. President.
Caffrey goes to leave, bumping hard into Kanyon with his shoulder. The two share a mutual look as Caffrey vacates the ring, beginning to head up the ramp.
Kanyon: Now, as my next order of business, I would like to---
Kanyon gets knocked over as Caffrey has slid back into the ring and blindsided him. He begins stomping away at the President as the crowd boos him loudly.
Derrick Donovan: What a cheap shot by the champion!
BB Gunn: There's no fair play when the AVA is involved!
Caffrey immediately goes for his ankle lock, but Kanyon rolls through, sending him hard into the turnbuckles. Caffrey turns around and walks right into the…
[...KANYON CUTTER...]
The crowd cheers loudly as Kanyon plants Caffrey into the mat. POTUS gets up, takes a few steps back, and stands in the opposite corner, waiting for Caffrey as the crowd chants.
CROWD: BANG! ‘EM ALL! BANG! ‘EM ALL! BANG! ‘EM ALL!
Caffrey pulls himself up using the ropes. It’s clear that he’s not 100% sure where he is as the chants gets louder and louder. Kanyon runs at him…
Derrick Donovan: Here comes Kanyon!
BB Gunn: Put 'im in the hurt locker, Mr. President!
...but the champion escapes, dropping under the ropes in a hurry and through the choir, back up the ramp. Caffrey takes his Undisputed Championship with him and rubs his face. He has a bloody nose as a result of the Diamond Cutter, but he bangs on the championship repeatedly as he walks backward up the ramp, eyes focused on the President.
The President taunts and yells at Caffrey as the champ scurries up the ramp. Kanyon goes to the ropes and stands on them, gesturing for the Undisputed Championship to soon be back around his waist as the show comes to a close.
Caffrey: It'll be yours soon enough. But they're getting the ring ready, let's go!
The ring is set for a celebration: black and gold balloons are tied to the corners, and a black rug has been thrown down. A young hot blonde stands in the center of the ring, wearing a dark red dress with lipstick to match. Her lines cue up a full church choir with people playing instruments, circling the ring, who begin to sing and play the Hallelujah chorus.
Blonde: Please welcome, being accompanied by the AVA, the greatest AXW Undisputed Champion of all time, he is… ANTHONY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFREYYYYYYY!
The AXW Undisputed Champion emerges from the back wearing a black suit with a black t-shirt. He is jovial, smiling the sinister smile we’ve seen countless times before as he holds the AXW Undisputed Championship high above his head. His other hand is used to blow the fiercely booing crowd kisses as he dances down to the ring. Wellington Dunne and James Raymond are not behind him, but he seems more confident than ever.
Caffrey parts the choir as he walks up the ring steps and into his ring. He smacks the woman’s ass playfully and she smiles back at him as he walks over to the ring ropes in front of the camera. He leans over the ropes with the belt as the choir sings.
CHOIR: And he shall reign, forever and ever. And he shall reign, forever and ever. Forever. And ever.
Caffrey laughs as the crowd’s booing almost drowns out the choir. He pulls a microphone out of his suit jacket and waits for the booing to stop. He looks annoyed as it takes an extra minute or two, but he finally begins.
Caffrey: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the Celebration of CAFFFFFFFFFFFFREYYYY!
The crowd continues to boo the champion fiercely. He laughs a smug, arrogant laugh at them. He can’t even get a word in for another solid minute.
Caffrey: I’m your guest of honor, the AXW Undisputed Champion, ANTHONY CAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFREEEEY!
Caffrey is enjoying antagonizing the crowd almost too much. They continue to feed into his antics, booing the champion as he kisses the championship.
Caffrey: Tonight we celebrate the greatest champion of all time. Is it Anomoly? No! Is it that loser Pierce who can’t even be arsed to show? No! Is it Kosloff the giant LOSSSSEERRR? NOOOOOOO! Is it that guy who just got knocked the fuck out earlier?
Caffrey waves a finger and laughs. He is living his best life.
Caffrey: NOOOOOOO!
Caffrey speaks over the booing, seemingly completely ignoring that he’s just ripped one of the members of his own group..
Caffrey: That would be me, ANTHONY CAAAAFFREEEYYY! I am the greatest Undisputed Champion ever! You all doubted, you all said I couldn’t do it, you said that my ego was just too big, and you know what I did? I WALKED INTO SUPREMACY AND WALKED OUT CHAMPION. And now there’s no one left who can stop me, period! Ladies and gentlemen, you better get used to---
Caffrey stops as a “Let’s go Card” chant breaks out in the arena from fans of both AWF and the AXW. Caffrey rolls his eyes as the chants get louder. He cuts them off.
Caffrey: Do my ears deceive me? Did AXW suddenly transform into that shitty second-rate company?
The crowd chants louder. Caffrey is not pleased.
Caffrey: Oh please! Card can’t go toe-to-toe with me! He can barely win a tag team match. He can’t even beat that loser Bobby Barrett!
The crowd shifts to “Bobby Barratt” chants to taunt Caffrey even further. He bangs against the ropes as the fans taunt him.
Caffrey: Come on, you all know that Bobby’s only X Crown champ because we haven’t crossed paths yet! In fact, if we sent someone other than that perennial choke artist Kanyon, AXW would finally be the #1 company in XHF!
The crowd roars as Caffrey is interrupted by Curtis Kanyon’s music. The President arrives, amused by the celebration, and makes his way down to the ring. He steps into the ring and almost ignores Caffrey, taking a microphone from ringside.
Kanyon: Welcome everyone to my Wrestling State of the Union. First order of business, I’m pardoning Morgan Ziegler and Samara Black, they obviously did nothing wrong. We have good people on both sides of that equation. Second order of business, now that all of the information has come out about the tragic demise of Charlie Velez, Venom, and James Mueller, I will be making Monday, February 18th, GUNS day in honor of our fallen comrades. Not be confused with bullet filled guns. We will now have a moment of silence for those comrades.
Caffrey looks dumbfounded at the blatant disrespect. He does not give the moment of silence.
Caffrey: Do you mind?
Kanyon follows through on the rest of the moment of silence. The presidential page runs out and whispers in Curtis’ ear.
Kanyon: I’ve just been informed that the 18th is Presidents Day, and I’m more important, so GUNS day will now be held on Monday, February 25th. Feel free to close down schools and offices in remembrance of these great men, who are close to our family’s heart, as my wife is the current reigning, and now forever, Miss GUNS. As for—
Caffrey: This is the championship celebration for me, the greatest Undisputed Champion of all time! You can’t be out here!
Kanyon looks around, giving a presidential wave to the choir. The members of the choir, clearly bigger fans of Kanyon than Caffrey, wave back. Kanyon finally acknowledges the champion..
Kanyon: Hey! I told V I was having a State of the Union here tonight, but thank you for hiring a choir and getting the decorations together for my celebration… and sure, V, never answered the message I left, but he knew! Now, onto the main reason I’m out here. At Supremacy, Thor granted me my wish to start the match and have the chance to face everyone. But unfortunately, I got too swept up in the event… and was a little hung over from BANG! Fest… but it was a hell of a fight!
The crowd cheers as Kanyon turns and points directly at Caffrey and the AXW Undisputed Championship.
Kanyon: And Odin may not have smiled upon me that night, but I will fight my way back—
Caffrey rolls his eyes and cuts off the President.
Caffrey: Get the fuck over yourself. You haven’t been relevant in a wrestling ring since the day I got here.
The President is not used to being interrupted. He fires back.
Kanyon: You son a of bitch. I will beat the hell out of you if you interrupt me again.
CROWD: BANG! ‘EM ALL! BANG! ‘EM ALL! BANG! ‘EM ALL!
Caffrey looks around, annoyed and angry with both the fans and Kanyon, before spitting on the ground at Kanyon’s feet.
Caffrey: Floor’s yours, Mr. President.
Caffrey goes to leave, bumping hard into Kanyon with his shoulder. The two share a mutual look as Caffrey vacates the ring, beginning to head up the ramp.
Kanyon: Now, as my next order of business, I would like to---
Kanyon gets knocked over as Caffrey has slid back into the ring and blindsided him. He begins stomping away at the President as the crowd boos him loudly.
Derrick Donovan: What a cheap shot by the champion!
BB Gunn: There's no fair play when the AVA is involved!
Caffrey immediately goes for his ankle lock, but Kanyon rolls through, sending him hard into the turnbuckles. Caffrey turns around and walks right into the…
[...KANYON CUTTER...]
The crowd cheers loudly as Kanyon plants Caffrey into the mat. POTUS gets up, takes a few steps back, and stands in the opposite corner, waiting for Caffrey as the crowd chants.
CROWD: BANG! ‘EM ALL! BANG! ‘EM ALL! BANG! ‘EM ALL!
Caffrey pulls himself up using the ropes. It’s clear that he’s not 100% sure where he is as the chants gets louder and louder. Kanyon runs at him…
Derrick Donovan: Here comes Kanyon!
BB Gunn: Put 'im in the hurt locker, Mr. President!
...but the champion escapes, dropping under the ropes in a hurry and through the choir, back up the ramp. Caffrey takes his Undisputed Championship with him and rubs his face. He has a bloody nose as a result of the Diamond Cutter, but he bangs on the championship repeatedly as he walks backward up the ramp, eyes focused on the President.
The President taunts and yells at Caffrey as the champ scurries up the ramp. Kanyon goes to the ropes and stands on them, gesturing for the Undisputed Championship to soon be back around his waist as the show comes to a close.