Viper's Colonoscopy

[ForeverKuroi]

[Dave D-Flipz]

I want those 13 and a half minutes of my life and sanity back, what the hell man?

[Dylan]

Feb 11, 2019 22:34:55 GMT -5 Dave D-Flipz said:

I want those 13 and a half minutes of my life and sanity back, what the hell man?

Doesn't he make you ashamed to be from Mass?

[Dave D-Flipz]

I mean I'm originally from Connecticut so I can distance myself.

[Jack Diamond]

If anyone wants a laugh... here is this rp transcribed by YouTube.......

hello good morning
my name is Jeffrey Piper and the reason
why I'm here right now is I'm here for a
learning experience now as you may know
soon we have the diamonds are forever
event and so by the way I want to say
before you continue that I think it's
not bullshit that the icons who we just
beat have their own event we don't have
an event that's got a bullshit descent
yes yes so but nevertheless a you have
Their own event and so we are required
to be defending our Chupa Chups pika
that's what champions do we defend we be
going up against two different teams
sorry tuna reduce the APA that Merkel
imagine a vaginal Association and fuck
can't forgot the Mondial oh so we're
going up against the nihilist so that's
exactly what's going on we're going to
beat the fuck out of them yeah how are
you the fucking them we're gonna kick
their ass but ass-kicking is about fun
engage said you may know ass-kicking is
about responsibility ass-kicking is
about science who are scientifically
better than them but Naja instead we
have techniques on the literal front -
because literary lily row is a literary
library's words and words is reality and
so reality is is that if we're gonna
kick their ass we need to know exactly
what happens when we kick their ass and
so in order to fully understand the
power that I have I have to understand
the responsibilities that come on the
other end so in order to understand the
power that I have I'm kicking their
asses I have to take it as taking myself
now as we all know I'm the best wrestler
in the ex
not work out of the question anyone else
could be I mean actually maybe Henry
Clay
no yeah I'm member of the Henry Piper
but I'm Henry Piper's really good too so
you see probably he's probably right
underneath me of it if I had to leave
for whenever I have a leave of absence
I'm thinking sabbatical Henry Pike will
be the best in the xhf network out here
in sound but um
no one can kick my ass so that's why I
needed to have medical ass-kicking so
what I'm going to be doing is I'm going
to be doing a colonoscopy and so I've
been trolled wondering hey Jeffrey Piper
we think your body sorry sexy why are
you covering yourself with this
especially if it's the colonoscopy and
unfortunate reason is that not everyone
thinks I'm sexy everyone does except for
one person apparently I'll mom will
destroy he said I think what he's trying
to say is is that if if I come naked one
more time just like during the wards
that he would try to dock my pay and it
appears that the only think that Mongo
was destroying is creativity
bigoted Easter tired needs on the kick
ass anymore he doesn't do shit in fact
he didn't do shit the first time if
memory serves me correctly when I was
younger watching the exit shop Network
he was actually awarding himself titles
maybe Ken just wrote shit so if you'd
agree this Mongo if you could see this
promo go fuck yourself you know deserve
to be in my role play fuck you so also
the other thing too was that the reason
why I'm here is because I don't have
medical insurance I'm nobody can't go
into a hospital
mom for the store fuck you don't hit you
destroys lives he doesn't have you know
not for medical insurances said he's
like oh yeah you know you don't have
health insurance so you have to do this
in your own bed and so I mean here's the
thing so I try to go up til Monday I
went up to
from now hey son um hey can you give me
your health insurance and he said no
number one that hates you
number two you can't really give that to
someone you're married to and number
government room and I said okay well we
just get married then I mean like I hear
something like I don't find too
attractive I don't want to fuck you you
fucking ugly jackoff too much
he said no we've had conf so yeah that's
right but then he also said I'm not gay
oh my god like I said before I want to
fuck you I mean you're you're kind of
ugly
I don't know how the hell you're
connected to your mother because your
mother's hot you're just like a fucking
ugly piece of shit that's neither here
nor there but anyways um so yeah he
won't do it he's easy too much of a
bitch so I have to do it myself it's
okay underneath over here I got I got
like a camera attached to one of those
car hoses like when I was a smaller one
sound like mom big one but but one of
the smaller ones yeah prime them myself
oh it's bad points ready to roll so
without further ado let's go over the
sides of a colonoscopy
[Music]
okay okay we're in
alright let's let's let's here's all
right guys so this is my colonoscopy
yeah so as you will see this is my body
this is my colon
also known as the asshole of the body
and so this is essentially what you
should be seeing that after this
screening you will find that I will be
able to cure my abdominal pain my rectal
bleeding might change in bowel habits
and from when I kick your ass you can
expect inflammation infection ulcers did
take over lightest intestinal narrowing
collect oral polyps and cancer I'll give
you fucking cancer
fuckin Amelie maybe a so here's what's
gonna happen you see this body this is a
normal healthy body and if you want to
be able to clean the shit off my shoes
before we the the match have your
electives ready your magnesium citrate
you know and when you want to feel
better after up being all salty after
losing drink some water have your little
popsicles drink some tea got some coffee
you all that shit ready for you so this
is what I'm stuffing my ass right now
and it's all be shoving in your ass
except that when I kick your ass it'll
just be a shoe so there we go it's a
weird looking hair dryer something like
that that's my asshole and you'll find
that this is my old guy that's going
deep in my asshole now oh it's good
sending into my colon oh and now it's
transferring it to my colon always just
ending up in my colon now let's go into
my small test and oh it's so small
eating big boy oh there goes oh it's
getting deeper oh this is Oh
oh boy oh boy how far can this go well
look inside my house all you like how
this looks
Oh so essentially I'll be going up my
asshole always trying to look for you
know the the transverse magnesium
citrate and oh boy this is going really
far OSHA I'm running of tubing aren't I
so
so you know I sometimes are you going to
the neighborhood I see oh shit what's
this I'll just be taking a bike out of
that thank you so much it looks just
like Jack diamonds face clean that shit
up bringing that to testing trying to
see if you know if I got that terminal
illness if I'm a fucking icon and then
I'll be like oh no look at this my
fucking assholes getting ya know a
circumcision Oh
don't cut the shit off oh I'm gonna cut
that shit off oh so this is what happens
when you get in a scuzzy ass-kicking
from me Jeffrey Viper times tickin bitch
times tickin minutes left until Abby
gos away no it's got an hour times
ticking huh so yeah that was that was
quit the colonoscopy but now I know and
now I know that was great power comes
great responsibility
copyright Jeffrey fight for but now
I know exactly what I will have to do to
the nihilist now I know what I will have
to do to the ABA and for that I now have
to place that Cinna upon my shoulders
it's not easy trying to give someone
else cancer it's not easy trying to give
someone polyps it's not easy having to
shove your foot up someone's asshole all
fucking night feet of it but this is
something I must do this is my burden to
bear as the xhf tag team championships
and I just wanted to say that Mongo as
much as you fucking hate me as much as
as as disgusting as you find me as much
of a cook that you are you can't hope
you came in deny you can't help but
confer
that I am now immortalized as a piece of
the xhf Network universe this is an awl
visitin axw this is an sss KS w OS WCS
WCW UPN Cartoon Network CNN Fox News
this is the xhf Network and I am now
immortalized as the Tag Team Champions
and I'm not gonna be losing my belt in
its first defense
just like the icon stead okay I'm
getting my fucking you know Paulette
send over to the lab right now I'm not
gonna have a disease like being an icon
something at JFK obviously wants to have
I am someone who is not a one-time
champion who is it had match in his
first match I've beaten the nihilist
before single heavenly I have shoved him
into my sack so forward to the sack that
I'm surprised he found his way out I'd
beaten cheapens I've been as Edmund
I've been Edmund and who else but bull
done Wellington done medium-rare done
well done and who else
James Raymond James Raymond their jokes
Jane Freeman couldn't be ended couldn't
win that an awl event I have that
supremacy well he can Duncan be thin as
I in his xhf Network match at supremacy
I have I am the best as much as you
dislike me as much as you hate me as
much as you think that I am the scum of
the earth there is one thing that I am
and this is something else
objective that I am a winner
I am the champions and that is not
anything that will be changing
after diamonds are forever I am Dylan
there lad
fucking give me my Triple H my triple a
joint meant Oh
[Music]
turn off the camera
turn off the camera

[Mongo the Destroyer]

Jack doing the Lord's work here