Post by Drag on Feb 24, 2019 16:40:55 GMT -5
CHAMPOON WRESTLING'S OWN:
INFORMATION!
WRESTLER NAME (WHAT'S THEIR NAME?): Punished Big Drag
WRESTLER AGE (HOW OLD ARE THEY?): Older Than The Concept of Time
WRESTLER HEIGHT/WEIGHT (FEEL FREE TO EXAGGERATE): 5' 11", 4000lbs
HOMETOWN (WHERE DO THEY HAIL FROM? THE DREADED 'PLACES UNKNOWN'? THE SUNNY BEACHES OF CALIFORNIA?): The Infinity Realm (Dark)
GIMMICK (WHAT MAKES THEM, THEM?): Still possessing godlike powers and being made out of fucking gold, Big Drag has changed his appearance to represent the inner conflict, depression and hatred he accrued after losing his chance at the X*Crown Championship and being abandoned by CW and Swann (Yeah baby..... This one blurs the lines between real life and kayfabe hehe)
APPEARANCE!
PICBASE (WHO DO THEY LOOK LIKE?): Raven if he were made out of gold (Changed form)
ATTIRE (WHAT'S THEIR STANDARD WRESTLING GEAR LIKE?): Jorts, boots, kneepads, shirts usually proclaiming anti-realm imagery (IE: Down With The Infinity Realm) or band shirts because he's so fucking epic
PPV ATTIRE (WHAT DO THEY WEAR TO THE GRAND SUPER-SHOWS?): The same thing, sometimes he'll wear a nice jacket which WILL prompty the announcers to be like "Oh hell yeah!"
BIOGRAPHY!
HEEL/FACE (NO TWEENERS ALOUD): Tweener, still beloved and constantly cheered by the audience as though he were peak era Hulk Hogan much to his annoyance
CATCHPHRASE (EVERY WRESTLER HAS A CATCHPHRASE...): - Urgh
- Destroy Realms 2020
WRESTLING STYLE (ARE THEY THE WORLD'S MOST BRUTAL BRAWLER? AN MMA MACHINE? A GRUESOME GRAPPLER? A TECHNO TECHNICIAN?!): Despite changing to a smaller form Big Drag is still a godlike being made of solid gold, he's a fucking terrible wrestler but good luck trying to get him to the floor much less destroy his corporeal being
HISTORY/BACKGROUND (WHY HAVE THEY ENDED UP IN THE AWA?): AWA? I thought this was Spanish Class!
You Broke my heart CW...... Now I'm gonna break yous!!!!........
(You are scared by this)
MOVESET!
THE ULTIMATE FINISHER! (WHAT WILL BE THE FINAL NAIL IN THEIR OPPONENT'S COFFIN?!): Big Drag's Big Attack (Never directly seen or picked up by the cameras, crowd and announcers always allude to it being mind shattering however)
SIGNATURE MANEUVER(S) (WHAT TRADEMARK MOVES DO THEY HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL?): lots of shit kicks and punches sometimes he'll do a bodyslam and the crowd will lose their shit over it
ENTRANCE THEME (GO ON, GO FULL ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!):
Despite the beloved pop tune Big Drag comes out to he will hang his head down and slouch to the ring like your standard grungey depressed wrestler (BOY I WONDER WHO!?)
HOT-SEAT QUESTIONS!
(TO GET A FEEL OF YOUR CHARACTER, I'M GONNA ASK YOU THREE STANDARD QUESTIONS. YOU MUST ANSWER THEM IN CHARACTER!)
WHAT'S YOUR GOALS IN THE CW?: Fuck Swann
DO YOU MAKE KIDS SAY THEIR PRAYERS AND EAT THEIR VITAMINS?: Vitamins? Realms? The Seven Forbidden Energy Cubes? Whatever, nothing matters anymore.
HOW WILL YOU MAKE SURE YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE HEEL/FACE IN THE CW?: Stop talking to me please.
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