JOSEPH GREER: And after a night of changes and surprises it’s finally time for the main event! What was originally booked as Chris Gibson and RSW World Heavyweight Champion Shane Mitchell taking on Erik Black and Shane’s challenger at Masquerade ‘D’ has become…
TOMMY ONIONS:…overly complicated.
JOSEPH GREER: On the order of Esmeralda Von Krauss it will now be the RSW Legacy Champion, Isaiah Zepp and the RSW World Heavyweight Champion Shane Mitchell taking on the team of Awoken’s Erik Black and current challenger to the World title, ‘D’. With all the combustible elements and the issues involving D, his fiancé Alyssa Lucchi and Shane Mitchell, this match has a chance to explode. Add the always inflammatory Erik Black and the ‘All Seeing’ I-Zepp to the mix and we have a powder keg ready to go off at any moment.
BOB MOONEY: The following contest is the main event of the evening! This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall…
CROWD: ONE FALL!
BOB MOONEY: Introducing first…representing Awoken. Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania…weighing in at two hundred pounds…Erik Black!
“Crossfire” by Stevie Ray Vaughn begins playing as Erik Black walks out from the back to the booing of the the crowd. He paces the stage, allowing himself an opportunity to look around at the crowd for a moment with disdain before beginning his walk to the ring.
TOMMY ONIONS: There’s one of my favourites Greer. Black is young, well paid and swimming in pussy, all thugs I can relate to.
JOSEPH GREER: Sure Tommy, Black has found a measure of success, granted not to the level of his Awoken brethren but he has another opportunity to show he belongs at the top of the card here tonight!
TOMMY ONIONS: What do you mean prove he belongs? Ask him how great he is, he’ll tell you!
JOSEPH GREER: I’m not surprised that you relate to Erik Tommy, not even a little
As Erik Black steps closer and closer to the ring, he’s leering at RSW Senior Official Shawna Savante as he continues his game of cat and mouse with the long time referee.
TOMMY ONIONS: The fuck is that supposed to mean? Awoken is great, and since Erik is basically their leader, shouldn’t that count for something! He led them to the top of RSW’s Tagteam division!
JOSEPH GREER: Except he’s not a manager Tommy, he’s a full time active wrestler. One that’s had high profile opportunities but little success in them. I think the Tagteam champions could do well to cut ties with him and strike out on their own. Black is banned from XHF’s Network, and seems to be more harm than good honestly.
TOMMY ONIONS: It’s the harm that’s good Greer! Black is a future Champion here, mark my words!
Reaching the ring, Erik walks up the stairs as though he were about to enter his home. Dripping with confidence, it would be impossible to tell if the young upstart had any nerves about facing the company’s two top singles Champions.
JOSEPH GREER: I’ve never denied the raw talent Black possesses, just his attitude. Honestly I think his inability to take things seriously and just assume he’s the toughest guy in any given room is what’s holding him back. Being his trainer must be incredibly frustrating…watching someone with raw talent and physical gifts waste the best years they have to develop believing they’re already the best.
TOMMY ONIONS: You don’t get it Greer and you never will! Erik Black doesn’t just think he’s great, he knows it. He’s just waiting for limp dicked haters like you to catch up.
Stepping through the ropes, Erik poses for his female fans whilst basking in the boos of his predominantly overweight male haters.
JOSEPH GREER: Be that as it may, is it too much to ask that wrestlers not act like they’re World Champion before they’ve won a single title?
TOMMY ONIONS: When you’re as good as Erik Black? Yes…fuck yes it’s too much to ask.
BOB MOONEY: And his Tagteam partner, from Parts Unknown but currently residing in Morgantown, West Virginia…weighing in at two hundred and thirteen pounds. He is the number one contender to the RSW World Heavyweight Championship…the enigma…’D’!!!!
Turning around on a dime, the boos near instantly switch to cheers as ‘Freak’ by Silverchair seemingly begins to blast throughout Paris.
JOSEPH GREER: Look at ‘D’…obviously having what can only be called a ‘difficult’ evening, what looked like a Championship match that would be contested on skill alone has turned into so much more. Shane Mitchell has apparently decided to get involved in ‘D’ and Alyssa’s relationship and has angered the usually soft spoken and level headed enigma. On a side note you’ll notice Alyssa isn’t coming down to ringside with him.
As opposed to pacing the stage as he’s been known to do, ‘D’ walks the aisle slapping hands and taking pictures with fans. Clearly the enigmatic challenger is simply going through the motions.
TOMMY ONIONS: Ohhh, he’s angry?! Big deal! Alyssa was that ho over there for so long before they got together that I think she might have liked that little taste Shane gave her earlier. Girls like her aren’t the marriage type. She’s probably backstage seeing who else wants some. Just because they start with the same two letters doesn’t mean you can make a ho a housewife Greer. Didn’t you learn that one the hard way too?
An audible sigh is heard in the commentary mic as Joseph Greer is once more reminded of his failed marriage by Tommy Onions. A sore subject, more than a little annoyance creeps into his voices as he replies.
JOSEPH GREER: Tommy, for the last time…leave my life out of this. And for your info, she called me the other day.
TOMMY ONIONS: Needed money huh?
JOSEPH GREER: Just stop!
TOMMY ONIONS: K, fine jeez…so sensitive.
Making his way to the ring, ‘D’ walks around the ring, being sure to make eye contact with his ‘partner’ for the evening.
JOSEPH GREER: Look at that Look between Black and ‘D’. The only way these two will be on the same page is if they both hate losing more than each other!
TOMMY ONIONS: I don’t get it, it’s not like they’ve faced each other…
JOSEPH GREER: Well, Erik has had a few things to say about the man’s fiancé and my understanding is ‘D’ has a very long memory when it comes to those who have slighted him over the years.
TOMMY ONIONS: Do you think he heard what I said? I hear he does VooDoo, I don’t want my head shrunk…or anything else for the matter!
As if he were on queue, ‘D’ makes his way over to the commentary desk to stand before Tommy Onions. Staring straight through the long time colour commentator, he leans in so Tommy can see the look held in the eyes of a man defending not just his right to be the next possible champion, but his very heart.
‘D’ – Ou ta dwe pran prekosyon pou w pale…
TOMMY ONIONS: Look man…sorry! Just don’t shrink my dick! Please! I’m sorry! We cool right?
Staying uncomfortably close for just another moment, ‘D’ backs away raising his arms and taking in a final cheer from the crowd before rolling into the ring.
JOSEPH GREER: I don’t know what he said Tommy, but I’m pretty sure that was in Haitian Creole.
TOMMY ONIONS: Great! Fucking great! Now my dick probably will be reduced to the size of yours Joey…
Walking over to Erik Black, ‘D’ attempts a handshake only to have Black stare at his hand and then raise his hands as though to tell him who the real star of this team was, shrugging it off, ‘D’ simply begins testing the ropes and stretching before standing off in the corner a few feet away from his partner.
JOSEPH GREER: This isn’t off to a good start Tommy, you can feel the tension between these two. This seems like Esmeralda Von Krauss’ latest attempt to make ‘D’ route to Masquerade as difficult as possible.
TOMMY ONIONS: No man, Erik Black just knows something people like you and ‘D’ don’t.
JOSEPH GREER: And what’s that Tommy?
TOMMY ONIONS: That he’s better than you.
A short guitar screech leads to the thrashing of At The Drive-In’s “Governed By Contagions” as the crowd shows their appreciation for the Legacy Champion.
BOB MOONEY: And their opponents…Introducing first, from San Diego, California…weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds, he is the RSW Legacy Champion…’The All-Seeing’…Isaiah Zepp!
JOSEPH GREER: And…for the second time tonight, the RSW Legacy Champion makes his way to the ring. As we saw earlier, Zepp was added to this match when Esmeralda Von Krauss confirmed the rumour that Shane Mitchell’s scheduled partner Chris Gibson had opt’d to not compete here in Paris tonight!
A blinding white light shines chaotically around the arena once more as Isaiah Zepp steps foot onto the Anarchy entrance stage for a second time this event.
TOMMY ONIONS: This is one cat I just don’t get. Do the fans even understand him?
A scattering of fans in the crowd shine their cellphone lights back to him as he walks down the aisle.
JOSEPH GREER: Judging by their reaction, some are in favour and others aren’t, but one thing I can promise you is that Cheer or Boo… Isaiah Zepp is the real deal Tommy and this match should be the stuff highlight reels are made of!
TOMMY ONIONS: Zepp’s alright but there’s so much that I don’t get about him.
JOSEPH GREER: His anti-Authoritarian stance and mysterious nature are part of his appeal Tommy.
Isaiah climbs into the ring and removes his black hooded sweatshirt to reveal the Legacy Championship before throwing a fist in the air prompting another burst of cheers from the French crowd!
JOSEPH GREER: Wait now, we’re getting word of an issue backstage…
A second, smaller screen begins to occupy the bottom right corner of the main screen showing what appears to be chaos.
People are shouting, so many in fact that individual words are mashing together in a hodge podge of grunts, profanity and Big Ass Hank yelling “Get them apart! Get these two fuckers separate you pussies!”
RSW backstage officials, as well as Big Ass Hank and the RSW Security team are working feverishly to break up Kintaru and Lex Collins as they attempt to break free to tear each other apart.
JOSEPH GREER: …those two will need to settle their differences at some point, perhaps at Masquerade. Lex cost Kintaru and Cheyenne Tabernacke their Tagteam match against Filth Factory earlier tonight and it appears the former GCW and Genesis star is looking to remind the now former Anarchy Champion that things are far from over between them!
As more black and orange clad staff and event security swarm into the fray, the crowd forming between Lex and Kintaru manage to pull their respective combatants off screen bringing the split screen to an end.
TOMMY ONIONS: See? Isaiah Zepp could learn from these two! I’m not saying Zepp sucks, I’m just saying that if he let that mean streak we see every once in a while out more often, he’d probably be further ahead.
JOSEPH GREER: Be that as it may, I-Zepp is, at most, a few good showings from getting his own chance at the very top, the RSW World Heavyweight Championship. The title held by his partner tonight…
BOB MOONEY: And his partner, from Huddersfield, England…weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds…he is the reigning RSW World Heavyweight Champion, Shane Mitchell!!!
“Fool’s Gold” by the Stone Roses begins playing as Shane Mitchell walks out from the back while the Parisian crowd practically foams at the mouth in their attempts to hurl abuse at the Champion. The gold strap is haphazardly slung over his shoulder.
JOSEPH GREER: And here comes the RSW World Heavyweight Champion…
TOMMY ONIONS: Bob just told us that Mr. Expert.
Shane looks at the title for a moment, lost in the Championship’s gleam for just a moment before turning back to the crowd.
JOSEPH GREER: Four times World Heavyweight Champion Shane Mitchell has done it all here in RSW and tonight he might have hit a new low. Accosting and kissing the fiancé of his Masquerade Challenger!
TOMMY ONIONS: I don’t know what accosting means but Mitchell definitely kissed ‘D’s’ girl and he ain’t done shit about it, so what does that say about Alyssa’s ‘man’?
He slowly makes his way down to the ring soaking in, not just the atmosphere, but the boos of the crowd as a sommelier might take in a finely aged wine.
JOSEPH GREER: That he has a goal perhaps? Maybe even a plan?
TOMMY ONIONS: Didn’t Riot have a plan? How about PT Merciless? Shane Mitchell could be the greatest wrestler in RSW’s history! No matter what he always seems to find his way back to that World Championship!
Bob Mooney exits the ring and Shawna calls for the bell to get the match started!
DING! DING!! DING!!!
JOSEPH GREER: Here we go! ‘D’ starting for his team against Isaiah Zepp, but ‘D’ didn’t come to Paris to fight Zepp. ‘D’ wants to get his hands on Shane Mitchell!
Staring past Zepp to Shane, ‘D’ doesn’t take even one step forward toward the Legacy Champion, instead he merely points at Mitchell drawing cheers from the crowd when Zepp looks back at the four time RSW World Champion.
TOMMY ONIONS: Too bad Mitchell only want to get his hands on Alyssa!
JOSEPH GREER: That was quick!
TOMMY ONIONS: What?!
JOSEPH GREER: Forgot already about him being right there huh?
TOMMY ONIONS: Don’t shrink my dick! Please dear god! It’s all I have, besides my money, fans and your ex wife…
JOSEPH GREER: Screw it, if he comes back, I’m telling him every nasty thing you ever said about Alyssa.
TOMMY ONIONS: You wouldn’t!
JOSEPH GREER: Mention my ex wife again and find out!
A loud slap causes ‘D’ to wince slightly as he turns to face Erik Black. Apparently impatient, the crowd boos as they realize that the Awoken member has tagged himself into the match. Pointing to their corner, Erik makes a dismissive motion with his hands to usher his partner out of the ring.
JOSEPH GREER: This was what I was afraid of, you have four great individual athletes here, the winning team might just be the one that manages to work together!
TOMMY ONIONS: It’s not like he was doing anything Greer! Erik Black just saved us all from watching Shane destroy ‘D’ before the Pay Per View! Really he’s doing us all a favour by saving that for Masquerade!
Staring down Erik just a moment before stepping out through the ropes onto the apron, ‘D’ returns his attention to Shane who simply smiles at the frustrated enigma.
Zepp and Black start circling center ring, when Zepp tries to lock up, Erik sways while side stepping before whipping a kick into the thigh of Isaiah.
JOSEPH GREER: Erik Black avoiding the collar and elbow…stiff leg kick. Zepp will need to avoid those to be successful.
TOMMY ONIONS: I keep telling you, Black is going to be a champion!
Nodding his head at a smirking Erik Black, the more experienced Legacy Champion starts circling with him once more.
JOSEPH GREER: If at first you don’t succeed…here we go, collar and elbow, Black out of the way….and another kick to the left leg of Isaiah Zepp, Black is really putting that Muai Thai background to good use!
TOMMY ONIONS: Finally! A compliment! A motherfucker CAN get one!
Checking the kick while coming forward, Zepp rushes Black landing a stiff fore arm shot before buckling Erik over with a kick to the stomach!
JOSEPH GREER: Great counter by Zepp and he’s got Black set up…
Zepp pulls Erik high into the air executing a classic gutwrench suplex, turning and getting maximum impact as he drives the cocky upstart to the mat!
JOSEPH GREER: …Zepp getting to work with something to prove after being disappointed earlier tonight.
TOMMY ONIONS: Disappointed? It was downright horrible!
JOSEPH GREER: That’s why I actually agree with Esmeralda Von Krauss’ decision to place Zepp in Chris Gibson’s spot when he decided to skip out on Paris.
TOMMY ONIONS: Zepp? Who cares?! I meant Dagvald Riddick…I heard after he was banned from the arena, he hit a security guard and has been brought to jail!
JOSEPH GREER: Well…it’s the city of love…May Dagvald can find some while he gets his life together!
Keeping things going, Zepp follows with a jumping senton and a
TOMMY ONIONS: You probably think you’re pretty fucking funny don’t you?
JOSEPH GREER: Yes…this time, yes. But while we’ve been talking about how he got added to this match, Isaiah Zepp has been showing us why! A senton splash followed by a cover!
……………..One……….
Black kicks out easily after one!
TOMMY ONIONS: Not even close!
JOSEPH GREER: Not all pin attempts are about winning, Zepp is likely just forcing Erik to use energy. The longer this goes the more we’ll see just how much ring IQ Erik Black has to go along with his physical gifts!
The larger Zepp pulls Erik Black to his feet making sure to cover the mouth and restrict the breathing of the young up and comer looking to drag the kid into deep water and see how well he swam then. A pair of European uppercuts stagger Black back into the far neutral corner.
JOSEPH GREER: The more experienced Zepp is in control and not slowing down! Black’s in the corner with nowhere to go…Oh! Knife edge chop!
CROWD: LE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TOMMY ONIONS: That chop was so loud, those people fucking at the Eiffel Tower right now might have just looked around!
JOSEPH GREER: What?
TOMMY ONIONS: People fuck all day at the Eiffel Tower.
JOSEPH GREER: What in the hell makes you think that?
TOMMY ONIONS: Everyone tells me this is the city of love and how fucking romantic it is, so yeah. Romance equals sex Greer, and that’s a fact Jack!
Following up another chop sucks the wind from the younger wrestler. Zepp uses his forty pound weight advantage to Irish whip Black to the opposite corner with such force, the ring trembles and the crowd cheers!
JOSEPH GREER: What force on the Irish whip!
Rushing to follow up, Zepp leaps into the air crashing into Erik with a huge Stinger Splash!
JOSEPH GREER: Big Stinger Splash from Zepp, he got Black now! Another big Irish whip!
Black slams back first into the turnbuckle for a second time, impossibly harder than the first time! A fired up Zepp screams drawing on the emotion of the crowd before rushing in a second time.
Leaping once more, this time Black slips out of the way, leaving Zepp to come sternum first into the corner.
A well placed roundhouse kick to the back, square between the Legacy Champion’s shoulders is followed by a school boy.
JOSEPH GREER: Black out of the way, oh! Huge roundhouse…quick thinking by Black, roll up! Shana is in position!
…………………….One………
JOSEPH GREER: Black has his feet on the ropes!
TOMMY ONIONS: Shut up, she’ll hear you! Snitches get stitches Greer!
………………………………………Two……
As Shawna Savante’s hand registers the two count she notices Erik’s feet on the ropes and stops the count drawing the ire of Black.
ERIK BLACK: The fuck!?
Protesting, Erik turns his attention to Shawna. Running his hand through his hair he smirks at the ‘senior referee’.
SHAWNA SAVANTE: Your feet were on the ropes Erik, don’t do it again!
JOSEPH GREER: Stern warning from the ref to Erik Black, he doesn’t want to go and get his team disqualified! Or give Zepp too much time to recover!
ERIK BLACK: Oh Shawna! I love it when you go full dominatrix!
Taking a moment from taunting the referee, Erik drives a left kick into the ribs of Zepp as the two hundred and forty pound Legacy Champion reaches his feet.
JOSEPH GREER: If Erik Black could only apply himself, he’d probably be a champion Tommy!
Black begins to get his striking going, landing a pair to snapping jabs before a straight to the body and a right hook to the chin of Zepp.
Crumpling closer to his team’s corner, Black lands a legdrop before floating over into a cover.
TOMMY ONIONS: That’s what you don’t seem to get Greer, Erik Black will win a title when he wants to! OH SHIT! Erik fucking killed him!
JOSEPH GREER: Zepp is down, a leg drop and another cover by Erik Black on the Legacy Champion!
………………………….One…….
…………………………………………Two……..
…………………………………………………………Two and a half!
Zepp clearly kicks out, but Black thinks Shawna’s cadence is just a tad slow.
ERIK BLACK: Pick up the pace Shawna! What’s wrong, can’t count to three bitch?!
As Erik argues with the referee for a second time, ‘D’ slaps him on the back, returning the favour and drawing a cheer from the crowd for his efforts.
JOSEPH GREER: Turnabout is fair play, Erik Black was so busy arguing with Shawna that ‘D’ was able to tag himself into the match!
TOMMY ONIONS: That’s just childish…and unoriginal. Uncreative too, that should never have been allowed to happen!
Running past Zepp, ‘D’ wildly swings at Shane Mitchell who drops to the floor rather than face ‘D’ directly.
JOSEPH GREER: ‘D’ is beside himself! He’s gone after Mitchell and the World Champion has decided that discretion is the better part of valour! ‘D’ should be careful as to not allow Zepp too much time to recover!
TOMMY ONIONS: Wasting Erik’s hard work! See, selfish!
Shawna stops ‘D’ from heading through the ropes after Mitchell.
‘D’: You won’t be able to run at Masquerade Shane Mitchell! Or afterwards!
Isaiah shakes out the cobwebs and sneaks behind ‘D’ for a school boy.
JOSEPH GREER: We’ve never seen ‘D’ like this, he just threatened to cripple Shane Mitchell at Masquerade! Wait!!!! Zepp with a roll up of his own from behind!
……………..One…….
‘D’ kicks out, rolling backward to catch Isaiah with a clothesline that causes him to roll to the outside furthest away from his ‘partner’ leaving ‘D’ as the only one inside the ring to stare back down at Shane Mitchell.
JOSEPH GREER: Mitchell is playing mind games Tommy and looks to be winning. After losing his daughter and wife just last year, I can’t believe he has the gall to go after Alyssa!
TOMMY ONIONS: Maybe he just needs his oil changed…if you know what I mean. What’s Shane doing now?
Reaching under the ring, Mitchell pulls out a folding table, seemingly to add more space between himself and the enraged enigma…until Mitchell gets it set up.
JOSEPH GREER: Oh no! I think Shane might be going too far here!
The table has some papers taped to it as a sign, with one picture.
Bold print states, “Alyssa Lucchi is a whore…change my mind.” While the picture appears to be lifted from Alyssa’s lowest moment. The leaked sex tape from years before she met ‘D’.
TOMMY ONIONS: Yeah, that scene is about seven and a half minutes in. He should’ve used anything from about ten minutes to eleven minutes forty-five seconds.
JOSEPH GREER: How many times have you watched it?!
TOMMY ONIONS: Are you telling me you haven’t?!
JOSEPH GREER: Yes!
TOMMY ONIONS: Then I might as well be honest too. I don’t have a number but I once went over my data limit watching it while we were in India!
For a second time, a split screen shows Kintaru and Lex Collins swinging at each other wildly as a sea of security and the two wrestlers bounce and ricochet off the white painted brick of the arena hallways.
JOSEPH GREER: What? Wait…we’re getting word that After settling things a bit ago, RSW’s security team has lost control of the Lex Collins and Kintaru situation backstage!
Production assistants and occasional security guards litter the floor having gotten too close to the action for their own good.
TOMMY ONIONS: What do you hear in your headset, all I get is some old dude screaming “Make Roman look strong!”
JOSEPH GREER: What?! You might have the wrong feed there Tommy.
Things darken slightly as they practically trample some polo shirt clad, dark haired backstage producers out of their perch in ‘gorilla position’, the crowd cheers as they realize where the brawling pair was.
JOSEPH GREER: They’re coming out here!
TOMMY ONIONS: This match has been random as fuck! I love it!
Crashing through the entrance curtain courtesy a right hand from Lex Collins, the curtain drops to the floor as Kintaru comes stumbling onto the stage with Lex practically charging him. A seemingly endless parade of backstage staff and Big Ass hank’s security team begin circling the two foes in an effort to contain them.
A lone voice is heard over the arena sound system. The perpetually bored German accent turned angry could belong to only one woman.
Esmeralda Von Krauss steps through the curtainless divide from backstage with a microphone wielding production assist acting as her impromptu mobile mic stand.
ESMERALDA VON KRAUSS: Stop this nonsense! If you two want to ruin my show…you will need to try harder. Stop the match!!!
Not wanting to test the patience of Esmeralda, the timekeeper immediately rings the bell causing a wave of confusion to wash over all four men in the match currently under way.
DING! DING!! DING!!!
ESMERALDA VON KRAUSS: Now escort these two to the ring and restart it. Collins shall join Zepp and Mitchell while Kintaru will join Black and ‘D’…
JOSEPH GREER: What the…
TOMMY ONIONS: …fuck! Wait Greer…can she do that?
JOSEPH GREER: She IS the boss now, so yeah, I guess she can. The match will now be, Erik Black, ‘D’ and Kintaru versus Shane Mitchell, Isaiah Zepp and Lex Collins!
The remaining pack of backstagers and security manage to get Lex and Kintaru to their respective teams with relative ease. Each co-operating if only so they can officially fight once the match restarts.
Lex Collins sees ‘D’ and the table and grabs Shane, rolling him into the ring as Shawna backs ‘D’ back to his team’s corner and calls for the bell to restart the match!
DING! DING!! DING!!!
JOSEPH GREER: The Match is now officially restarted and I think that makes Shane the legal man!
Practically diving to his corner, Isaiah Zepp doesn’t forget Shane bailing on him earlier and mimics Shane’s earlier actions, dropping to the floor!
TOMMY ONIONS: This doesn’t feel fair to the champ Greer!
The crowd roars in approval as Shane turns to face ‘D’ only to hear another loud slap on the enigma’s back.
Kintaru takes in the boos as though he had missed them during his time away from the ring.
Tiring of the games, Zepp rolls back under the bottom ropes and rushes Kintaru, who ducks a wild lariat attempt to pick the ‘All-Seeing’ up for a belly to back suplex. Seeing he was in position, ‘D’ adds in a high neckbreaker that sending Zepp rolling back outside the ring!
JOSEPH GREER: Big clothesline attempt by Zepp…no! Kintaru ducks…Zepp now up for a suplex…wait ‘D’ with the neckbreaker assist!
Kintaru, smirks as ‘D’ turns to exit the ring. In an instant he decides he can’t simply let bygones be bygones and springs into action.
JOSEPH GREER: Despite his blind tag into the match, Kintaru and ‘D’ just worked surprisingly well together Tommy. Their long history dating back years to Genesis has given each an intimate understanding of the other and it’s seems to be translating into…Kintaru Kutter! No!
Kintaru goes for his patented finisher, but as Greer has mentioned, years of fighting against each other had allowed ‘D’ an instantaneous reaction to it. The moment Kintaru touches his head, ‘D’ pushes him off straight into Shane Mitchell!
JOSEPH GREER: ‘D’ saw the double cross coming and shrugged him off right into Mitchell! Kintaru sucks behind! OH! A Twisted Truth! That’s ‘D’s’ old finisher, we haven’t seen it much since his return but Kintaru just dropped the World Champion with ‘D’s’ own move! Cover!
As Kintaru covers Mitchell and hooks a leg Lex Collins rushes in for the save. Seeing the former Anarchy and Legacy Champion stepping through the ropes, ‘D’ dives over the pin attempt to intercept.
………..One…….
JOSEPH GREER: Kintaru Kutter! Now ‘D’ just dropped Lex with Kintaru’s signature move.
……………………….Two………
JOSEPH GREER: This could be it!!!
………………………………………..Thr….no!
Shane gets the shoulder up with nanoseconds to spare.
JOSEPH GREER: Nearly three! The World Heavyweight Champion is reeling and doesn’t seem to have any friends on his team thus far!
Scrambling to the ropes, Shane is in desperation mode, looking frantically for someone to tag.
As Kintaru advances, Shane grabs a handful of his ring gear and uses his leverage to send Kintaru outside the ring and to the floor, narrowly missing the table in the process!
TOMMY ONIONS: That was fucking smart Greer! Like it or not…that was a great fucking example of why Mitchell has been champion here so many times! He does whatever he has to to win!
JOSEPH GREER: I admit, quick thinking from the champion!
Seeing an opportunity, Lex Collins finally climb up to the apron, but doesn’t stop there. Ignoring his partner Shane Mitchell entirely, Lex climbs to the top rope!
JOSEPH GREER: He’s not thinking….Lex Collins is going for broke!
Time seems to slow as the cheers build to a frenzy and Kintaru stumbles to his feet, Lex leaps from the top turnbuckle to the outside!
TOMMY ONIONS: This is getting crazy! Fuck yeah!
Lex and Kintaru crash through the table with such force that shards of table land in the front row!
TOMMY ONIONS: Oh shit! What the fuck happened there!?
JOSEPH GREER: A series of micro counters based solely on instinct, these could steal the show at Masquerade! Lex Collins has been known to bust out that Indestructible DDT from time to time but The bigger, stronger man in Kintaru went into the momentum with a spine buster! Both men are out and pieces of Table are everywhere!
TOMMY ONIONS: Remember folks, in buying your RSW ticket, you lose the right to sue in these situations!
Erik Black and Isaiah Zepp join their partners in the ring and mere moments pass before all four men pair up and start to swing for the fences, brawling like wild savages. Seeing there is no way to control this train wreck brought onto her by Esmeralda Von Krauss, Shawna calls for the bell!
DING! DING!! DING!!!
JOSEPH GREER: It’s pandemonium here at Anarchy! Shawna has thrown the match out but that hasn’t stopped anyone as ‘D’ and Shane trade fists while Isaiah Zepp and Erik Black have found themselves at odds! Masquerade is going to be absolutely crazy!
DING! DING!! DING!!!
The bell ringing for a second time does nothing to stop the pair of fights in the ring.
Esmeralda Von Krauss appears on the RioTron as the crowd is at a fever pitch! Her anger and annoyance add equal gravity to her words.
ESMERALDA VON KRAUSS: I will not be defied! For his part in ruining my show, Chris Gibson will now open the show at Masquerade ina match of my choosing! As for the rest of you…
Handing out the first of her wrath filled decisions, Mrs. Von Krauss turns her attention to the only two men out of the six who had an excuse not to listen to her.
ESMERALDA VON KRAUSS: …you two, Herr Collins and this Kintaru who seem to enjoy destroying my company’s property…you will face each other in a Tables Match! And since Herrs Zepp und Black enjoy eachother’s company so…at Masquerade Isaiah Zepp will now defend the RSW Legacy Championship against Adam Reck AND Erik Black!
The Parisian crowd cheers the still freshly minted boss lady’s decision yet all four men could care less…finally separated by security at last…Esmeralda finishes.
ESMERALDA VON KRAUSS: And you two…the worst of the lot…a shall lock both of you in a cage together in hopes only one or neither of you survive!
The disgust in his voice eroded her last remaining patience And seemingly the connection itself as the RioTron goes black.
JOSEPH GREER: What a series of announcements from Esmeralda Von Krauss! Masquerade just got a whole lot more interesting but we’re out of time here at Anarchy Forty-Six! So, until next time folks this is Joseph Greer for Tommy Onions…see you next time on Pay Per View!
The show ends with Lex and Kintaru crumpled amongst pieces of table, EMTs attending to both men while what could only be the remainder of any and all staff pinning Shane Mitchell, ‘D’, Erik Black and Isaiah Zepp in separate corners as the crowd roars, chanting “RSW! RSW! RSW! RSW!”
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