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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:54:40 GMT -5
Here in its entirety is the complete Tourament for the World Tag Team Championships.
First Round
Dogs of War Vs The Football Hooligans. NML : Jan 25 2005
Jeremy Tucker: Our next match up is a first round match in the SWAT Tag Team Title Tournament!
Andrew Fulton: Ya. We have the best tag team in SWAT and the future tag champs, The Dogs of War taking on those English soccer fans, The Football Hooligans.
Jeremy Tucker: How can you say that the Dogs of War are the best team in SWAT and the next tag team champions? Nobody has seen these two in almost a year, and even longer since anyone has seen them wrestle as a tag team.
Andrew Fulton: Well
Theyre former tag team champions, they know what it takes to bring that gold home!
Jeremy Tucker: Their opponents, the Football Hooligans, are six-time tag champions
Andrew Fulton: Well
That was in some little mom and pop fed
Jeremy Tucker: It was in the old CPW, the same fed that the Dogs won their titles in.
Andrew Fulton: Ohhh
[Fulton looks very puzzled for a moment or two.]
Andrew Fulton: Yah
But did you see the way they destroyed Mars, when they cost him his title.
Jeremy Tucker: Youre happy about that Fulton? The doctors dont think Mars will ever walk again, let alone wrestle
Andrew Fulton: Who else has ever done that to Mars? Huh
Nobody, thats who.
Jeremy Tucker: I just dont understand you sometimes Fulton.
Andrew Fulton: Mark my words, Tucker. Somebody is leaving this match on a stretcher
[Tucker just rolls his eyes.]
Jeremy Tucker: Lets go to Frank Salazar for the introductions.
[The scene switches to Dandedong Stadium.]
[The Football Hooligans come out from behind the curtain with Damage Inc. T-shirts on to a mixed reaction from the fans.]
Frank Salazar: Coming to the ring at this time, Dazza and Smithy they are the Football Hooligans!!!
[The Football Hooligans continue to walk to the ring and step between the ropes awaiting their opponents.]
Frank Salazar: Now coming to the ring, they weigh in at a
[The arena goes black, as a single spotlight shine down on the entry way. Standing in the spotlight, is the Mechanic.]
The Mechanic: Get em!
[The house lights come back up revealing Berserk and Frenzy all ready attacking the Football Hooligans.]
[Ding, ding, ding.]
[Dazza and Frenzy roll to the outside of the ring and continue to brawl.]
[The ref goes to the outside and breaks the two up.]
[Now Smithy and Berserk are fighting in the ring.]
[Smithy grabs Berserk and DDT's him to the mat.]
[Smithy bounces off the ropes and elbows Berserk in the chest.]
[Smithy whips Berserk into the ropes and puts his head down and Berserk gives him a boot to the face.]
[Berserk grabs Smithy and delivers a vertical suplex.]
[Berserk goes over to the top rope.]
[Berserk jumps off the top rope and hits a huge elbow drop.]
[Cover
One
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[Two
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[Thr
Dazza break the count.]
[Berserk goes over to Dazza and they start to argue as the ref tries to break them up. Frenzy then comes in.]
[Frenzy picks up Smithy and deliver a T-Bone suplex.]
[Berserk turns around and goes for a pin.]
[Cover
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[Dazza is still arguing with the ref.]
[The ref then turns around.]
[One
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[Two
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[Thre
Kickout!]
[Berserk climbs the ropes again.]
[Berserk goes for a big splash but Smithy moves]
[Both men are out, the ref starts the ten count.]
[One
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[Two
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[Three
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[Four
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[Five
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[Berserk is beginning to move towards his corner.]
[So is Smithy. He is about a foot away from Dazza.]
[Six
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[Seven...]
[Hot Tag to Frenzy.]
[Hot tag to Dazza.]
[Dazza charges at Frenzy and goes for a clothesline and misses.]
[Frenzy off the ropes with a clothesline of his own.]
[Frenzy drives Dazza into the mat with a brainbuster.]
[Frenzy sends Dazza into the corner.]
[Frenzy misses a back elbow as Dazza rolls out of the corner.]
[Dazza slams Frenzy then goes for the tag.]
[Berserk pulls Smithy off the apron, stopping the tag.]
[Frenzy hits a short-arm clothesline on Dazza.]
[Berserk sends Smithy over the guardrail into the crowd.]
[Frenzy drives Dazza down with a Full-nelson forward Russian leg sweep.]
[Berserk slides into the ring.]
[Frenzy goes to the top turnbuckle as Berserk slaps a headlock on Dazza.]
[ARMAGEDDON! (Berserk bulldogs Dazza down as Frenzy comes off the top with an elbowsmash.)]
[Cover
One
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[Two
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[Three
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Frank Salazar: The winners of this match
Berserk, Frenzy, the Dogs of War!
[The Dogs keep pounding on Dazza as the Mechanic comes down to the ring.]
[Dazza is busted wide open as the Mechanic tosses him out of the ring.]
[The Dogs make the sign for the title belts as the scene goes back to the SWAT studios.]
Jeremy Tucker: An impressive first outing by the Dogs of War.
Andrew Fulton: I told you somebody was leaving on a stretcher
[Tucker gives Fulton the Look.]
Jeremy Tucker: Well be right back folks
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:55:05 GMT -5
NT Warriors Vs The Kliq NML : Jan 25 2005
Ned and Ted of the NT Warriors going up against Bruno and DKahuna of the Kliq ... lets see who progresses to the next round.
[Scene switches to the Dandenong Basketball Stadium.]
[Shot of Bruno and Ned hooking up like to huge monsters .. neither man able to get a clear advantage.]
[Shot of Bruno forcing Ned into the neutral corner and then providing a clean break.]
[Shot of both men hooking up again, this time Ned gaining the power advantage and taking Bruno to the neutral corner ... Ned now also with a clean break.]
[Shot Bruno clapping Ned and then tagging in DK.]
[Shot of DK locking Ned in an abdominal stretch.]
[Shot of DK drilling a Ned with a Spinebuster.]
[Shot of Ned coming back, catching DK with a tilt a whirl slam, and following it up with a fallaway slam.]
[Shot of Ned tagging in Ted.]
[Shot of Ted entering the ring with style, springboarding in and catching DK with a spring board clothesline.]
[Shot of the smaller Ted delivering a twisting Bulldog, then going to the top rope and landing a Senton.]
[Shot of Ted covering DK only for a two count.]
[Shot of DK turning the tide whipping Ted into the corner and nailing him with a Kahunasplash (Stingersplash).]
[Shot of DK then making the hot tag to Bruno.]
[Shot of Bruno with a nice DDT on Ted, then he bounces off the roes and drills him with a devastating clothesline from hell.]
[Shot of Bruno covering Ted for a two count as Ned breaks the count.]
[Shot of Ned drilling Bruno with a Full Nelson Slam and then going back to the corner as Ted lays in a few double stomp and then tags in Ned.]
[Shot of Ned executing a Lou Thesz Press on big Bruno and then following it up with a running Death Valley Driver for a two count.]
[Shot of Bruno countering Ned and planting him with a Rock Bottom, then making the hot tag to DK.]
[Shot of Bruno and DK nailing Ned with a double big boot ... Bruno then catches Ted coming into the ring and chokeslams him as DK drills Ned with the Big Wipeout (Stunner) for the three count.]
[Shot of Bruno and DK both celebrating, the ref raises there arms as "Friday" by Ice Cube hits and a final shot of Ned and Ted looking at each in disappointment.]
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:55:29 GMT -5
Lonewolf & Joey Riots VS Killer & Genity NML : Jan 25 2005
[We come back to the Dandenong Basketball Stadium, where we pick up the action in progress for the Lonewolf / Joey Riots vs Genity Killer match up.]
The match resumes with the Killer just beating away on Joey Riots with lefts and rights in the corner.
Jeremy Tucker: Killer is having his way here with Riots who has had to fight a two on one match the entire time here. Lonewolf hasnt shown up for this match and theres been no explanation.
Andrew Fulton: Hes probably yelling at Soutter right now about a contract dispute.
[ Shot of Killer hitting a choke slam on Joey in the middle of the ring. ]
[ Killer lifts Joey up at the two count and throws him into the ropes hitting an Alabama slam on him. ]
Jeremy Tucker: This is bad news for Joey who had the upper hand most of the match but the two on one eventually caught up to him.
Andrew Fulton: I guess we know who the star of this team was and its not the guy getting his ass handed to him.
[ Killer lifts up Joey and runs across the ring and delivers a monstrous power slam as the fans are torn between two of their favorites. ]
[ Killer goes over and tags in Genity who locks on a single leg boston crab. ]
Jeremy Tucker: Look at Joey in the middle of the ring, the guy has heart and hes giving it his all.
Andrew Fulton: Heart or not this kid isnt ready for a high profile match. Its obvious Lonewolf wouldve won the tag team titles on his own.
Jeremy Tucker: I still cant believe hed no show such a big match.
Andrew Fulton: Why worry about the tag team titles when he can go for the bigger titles around here?
[ Shot of Joey crawling across the ring one hand push at a time until he finally grabs the bottem rope. ]
[ Genity breaks the hold and steps back as the referee checks on Joey who gets to his knees and connects with a low blow to Genity. ]
[ Joey gets up and bends over awaiting for Genity to get up only to spear Genity across the ring. ]
Jeremy Tucker: Joey is on the come back trail now but he needs to make the tag.
Andrew Fulton: That spear took a lot out of him as Joey has no clue where hes at.
[ Joey gets to his feet and staggers across the ring but theres nobody in his corner. ]
[ Shot of Genity making the tag to the Killer who runs across the ring and connects with a stiff clothesline to the back of the head. ]
[ Shot of Joey falling straight to the ground as the fans applaud. ]
[ Shot of the Killer hitting a powerbomb on Joey and going for the pin. ]
Jeremy Tucker: A two count only as Joey somehow manages to kick out, this guy is working on some mad fumes here.
Andrew Fulton: This kid needs to just throw in the towel.
Jeremy Tucker: You have to hand it to the kid, hes got heart.
[ Shot of Killer sending Joey into the ropes and nailing Joey with a beautiful dropkick sending him flat onto his back. ]
[ The Killer whips Joey into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Joey ducks and comes back and connects with several stiff right hand punches and somehow lifts up the Killer hitting a belly to belly suplex. ]
[ Joey locks on the sharp shooter as the Killer crawls towards the ropes. ]
[ Joey tries to move forward to the middle of the ring but Killer is to much for him and somehow grabs the ropes, causing the hold to be broken. ]
[ Shot of Joey breaking the hold and taking the Killer out with a neck breaker and going for the pin. ]
[ one
.two
..th
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Jeremy Tucker: Joey almost pulled off the two on one upset here, wouldnt that have been the inspirational story of the year.
Andrew Fulton: Story or no story the fans are booing louder then usual.
[ A shot of Lonewolf making his way down to the ring in a pure white tuxedo as the arms off of the tux jacket are torn off. Lonewolf has his hair pulled back in a ponytail and runs down to the corner yelling for Joey to make the tag. ]
[ Joey staggers to the corner but ends up in the wrong one, Lonewolf yells once again and Joey slowly but surely makes the tag and Lonewolf jumps over the top rope. ]
Jeremy Tucker: Lonewolf is in, and they might have a shot at advancing on to the next round, I dont believe this.
Andrew Fulton: I knew hed show up after all he is the star of this team.
[ Lonewolf heads towards the Killer only to spin Joey around and hit him with the no human contact. As the fans sit back stunned, Lonewolf throws the Killer on top of Joey as he stands in the corner smiling. ]
[ ONE
TWO
..THREE!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: I cant believe what Ive just seen. Lonewolf has just turned on his own tag team partner and handed away a shot at the tag team titles.
Andrew Fulton: Like I said, Joey was the weakest link in this tag team.
Frank Salazar: Your winners of the match and moving on to the next round of the tag team tournament, Genity Howard and the KILLER!!!!!
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:56:00 GMT -5
Commissioner Dracon Xanathos & Robert Hunglestein III Vs The House of Pain NML : Jan 25 2005
[The scene returns to the Dandenong Basketball Stadium where we see Jeremy Tucker, Andrew Fulton and Macca at the commentating booth ... all four men, Dracon Xanathos, Robert Hunglestein III and Legacy & Kota of the Hose of Pain are in the ring and Reginald Packer is in there with his boys.]
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, IS OUR FEATURE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING AND IS A FIRST ROUND MATCH IN THE WORLD TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT. INTRODUCING FIRST TO MY LEFT ... ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY REGINALD P PACKER ... KOTA AND LEGACY .... THE HOUSE OF PAIN!!!!
AND INTRODUCING TO MY RIGHT ... COMING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 515 LBS .... THE MOST POWERFUL AND DANGEROUS (Frank looks at the card and then across to Dracon, who nods insistently that he continue, Salazar shrugs his shoulders and continues) ... THE MOST POWERFUL AND DANGEROUS TAG TEAM EVER ASSEMBLED HERE IN SWAT, OR ANYWHERE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER AND FUTURE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD .... COMMISSIONER DRACON XANATHOS AND ROBERT HUNGLESTEIN III!!!!!
[Crowd erupt into boo's for Dracon and Hungle while Packer confronts Salazar asking why they didn't get that sort of introduction, Frank just motions to Dracon indicating that he is the boss and leaves the ring, Packer following him telling him not for long and if he wants to keep his job in the future he would do best to remember that as referee Nick Tsalazidis signals for the bell and this one is under way.]
Jeremy Tucker : Away we go folks ... what a main event ... the HOP are hot in Swat at the moment ...Packer and his boys whirling up quite a stir at the Awards show last night ... and lets not forget who they are up against ....
Andrew Fulton : Thats right Jerry ... what a team .... you got the Commissioner Xanathos and the one and only Hunglestein ... a lot of teams right now are bragging about how they are going to take out the tag belts ... but i cant see how anyone can think they have a shot with these two teamed up in here.
Macca : Look mate ... we all know the capabilities of Hungle and Dracon ... but they aren't the champs yet.
Andrew Fulton : A mere formality my friend ... just as this match is.
[Legacy to start it off with Hunglestein, they both hook up and Legacy with the power advantage forces RH3 to the neutral corner ... referee Tsalazidis getting in there to separate the two and Hungle with a knee to the stomach takes the wind out of Legacy.]
Jeremy Tucker : I thought you were a fan of the HOP Fulton?
Andrew Fulton : Ohh, i am, don't get me wrong, i love there work ... but up against Hungle and Dracon? Please.
[RH3 comes out of the corner blazing on Legacy with a short arm elbow strike, and then a jumping knee strike.]
Macca : Hunglestein getting the early advantage of Legacy, mate. He locks on an arm bar and tags in the Commiss.
[Hungle holding onto the arm of Legacy and Dracon enters the ring ... and connects on Legacy with a hard kick to the exposed stomach. Dracon then goes to work on the arm as Hungle leaves the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Dracon and Hung are showing some nice team work early here ... Dracon hiptossing Legacy into his corner and tagging Hunglestein back in as he locks on an arm bar.
[Referee Tsalazidis admonishing Dracon to get out of there after tagging while Hunglestein makes his way in .... Dracon rolls Legacy around and Hunglestein connects with an elbow to the exposed lower back, Dracon then releases the hold and leaves the ring.]
Andrew Fulton : What teamwork .. .quick tags in and out ... look how they are cutting that ring in half ... the HOP don't stand a chance.
[Shot of Packer jumping up onto the apron yelling at Tsalazidis as Robert plants Legacy with a Tilt-a-Whirl gut buster drop.]
Macca : This is all Robert and Dracon mate ... Legacy needs a tag, and he needs it now.
[Hungle with a Inverted face lock suplex backbreaker drop on Legacy and then another quick tag to Dracon.]
Andrew Fulton : This is tag team wrestling at its best.
Macca : I don't know if the HOP would agree with that ... Kota looks to be getting very edgy on the apron there, mate.
Andrew Fulton : I doubt he'll even get into the match at this rate.
[Dracon with a Snap Suplex and Float-over pin for a two count only as Legacy kicks out.]
Jeremy Tucker : Still a bit of life in Legacy yet ... he is a beast of a man and is showing right now he can absorb a great deal of punishment as well as dish it out.
[Dracon lines Legacy up for a Hurracanrana but Legacy using his power catches him ... lifts him up with amazing strength and then sends him crashing to the mat with a devastating powerbomb ... Legacy then tags in the 487 pound Kota.]
Macca : Legacy with the hot tag to Kota .. and look at him go .. Kota has been itching to get in there mate.
[Kota with a huge right hand leveling Dracon ... Hungle runs into the ring, charging at Kota, and he gets his clock cleaned with a big right hand as well. Kota picks up Dracon and delivers a shuddering running powerslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Big Kota on fire here guys.
Andrew Fulton : He'll run out of gas ... look at the size of him ... no way he can keep this rate up.
[Robert coming at Kota again and Kota catches him, lifting him up on his shoulder and Samoan dropping him right ontop of Dracon.]
Macca : Ouch ... he just squished them both there mate.
Jeremy Tucker : Absolutely. Kota picks up Dracon and whips him into his corner ... where Legacy catches him coming in with a huge forearm .... and then starts choking him out.
[Ref Tsalazidis in there admonishing Legacy, and Packer jumps up on the apron again, diverting his attention as Kota now whips Robert into the same corner, sending him crashing right into Dracon.]
Macca : Look at this mate. Kota cleaning house with these two "legends".
[Dracon and Robert both standing dazed in the corner ... Kota goes to the opposite corner, and then takes off running at them full steam. Legacy has the tag rope around the neck of both Robert and Dracon holding them in there and CRASH! Kota flies with a stinger splash into the corner nailing both RH3 and the Commiss.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! I smell an upset coming guys.
Andrew Fulton : Thats not an upset Jerry, thats Macca.
[Macca gives Fulton a look as Kota covers Dracon.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................ 2 ................. (Hunglestein breaks the count lunging on top of Kota at the last possible moment)
[Legacy comes into the ring and plants Hungle with a huge spinebuster, all hell breaking lose here with the ref seeming to of lost control.]
Macca : Packer on the outside tossing a screwdriver into Kota ... but it clips the ropes on the way in and lands beside Dracon ... who grabs it mate, and stabs Kota right in the lower leg.
Jeremy Tucker : Dracon just has no regard for anything around here apart from himself and those who surround themselves around him ... that was totally uncalled for.
Andrew Fulton : What? Packer was the one who tossed it in there.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, but they just use it to bust the other guy up a bit, draw a bit of blood and make it look good ... Dracon just stabbed Kota in the leg, the guy cant even stand.
[Shot of Kota trying to get to his feet, all of his weight collapsing under him.]
Andrew Fulton : How do you know thats because of the screw driver ... look at the guy ... he weighs a ton ... no wonder his legs wont support him.
[Dracon rolls out of the ring and reaches underneath it, pulling out his bokken as Hungle makes it to his feet, duking it out one on one with Legacy.]
Jeremy Tucker : Now he needs another weapon!
[Shot of Dracon chasing Packer around ringside with the bokken as Packer runs for his life. Dracon comes to a stop behind Legacy and cracks him right in the back of the knee ...clipping him .. Robert then hooks a hunched over Legacy and drills him with a implant DDT.]
Andrew Fulton : This is it ... its all over for the HOP now .. what did i tell ya?
[Dracon slides into the ring and clocks Legacy with the Boken right in the face, splitting him open ... he then goes to work on the injured leg of Kota who is just rolling up into the fetal position trying to protect his leg.]
Jeremy Tucker : Come on Ref! Isn't someone going to do something about this!
[As if on cue ... Soutter makes his way down from the rampway to a huge pop. Robert looks at him coming and then smiles ... hooks Legacy and drills him with the High Life ... before taunting Soutter at ringside ... inviting him in and pointing to the bokken ... even holding the ropes open for Soutter.]
Macca : YES! The Suit is here! He wont stand for this sort of behaviour.
Andrew Fulton : Whats he going to do? Robert is inviting him in ... he doesn't look like he wants any of that to me.
[Soutter makes a few attempts to get in, backing away warily from both Dracon and Robert.]
Jeremy Tucker : SWEET JESUS! ITS STEIN!!!
[From the crowd Stein jumps the barrier, Peacemaker in hand ... neither Dracon or Robert aware of him entering behind them. Stein then charges Robert ... who was prone still opening the ropes for Soutter, sending him to the outside. Dracon notices Stein, a look of shock coming onto his face, he then takes a big swing at Stein with the Bokken, which Stein ducks and then cleans his clock with a cracking shot from the Peacemaker. Soutter grabs Robert on the outside and plants him with a Soutter Special as Stein rolls Legacy ontop of Dracon. Referee Tsalazidis doesn't know what to do until Stein makes him drop for the count.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .....................3!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : They did it! Sweet Jesus! The House of Pain defeated the team that couldn't be beaten ... Hungle and Dracon are out of the tournament in the biggest upset we have ever seen here at SWAT!
Andrew Fulton : Upset? Travesty of justice is more like it! Who do Stein and Suit think they are to cost them the match and tag belts like that?
Macca : After everything Dracon, Hunglestein and now Lonewolf have done to them who can blame them for a little revenge.
Andrew Fulton : Where is Lonewolf anyway?
[Shot switches to the back where we see Lonewolf lying in a pool of blood on the corridor floor.]
[Shot switches back to the ring where we see Stein and Soutter high five and make there way up the ramp way as Hungle crawls into the ring holding his head ... Dracon moves to the ring announcer snatching the mic from Frank Salazar who was about to announce the HOP as the winners.]
Commissioner Xanathos : Hold it right there!
You guys think you are really top shit .. don't you?
Well ... you have forgotten one thing ... i am the Commissioner around here ... which means i am in CHARGE!
[Suit and Stein smile to each other rolling there eyes. Tsalazidis hides a chuckle in the ring.]
Dracon Xanathos : (to Tsalazidis) What are you laughing at? And what on earth were you thinking counting my shoulders to the mat after all of that blatant interference?
[Tsalazidis with a blank expression on his face.]
Dracon Xanathos : You are incompetent man ... and we cant have incompetents around here officiating our matches ... Tsalazidis ... YOUR FIRED!!!
[Crowd erupt into a chorus of boo's.]
Jeremy Tucker : He cant do that! Tsalazidis has been a stable around here for years, the number one official here at swat!
Andrew Fulton: He just did!
Dracon Xanathos : As for you two Stein and Suit ... you may of got one up on us tonight ... congrats ... every dog has his day .... just like you will next week!
Next week when its you guys against us ... in a SIX MAN TAG MATCH!
Thats right .... i am making a match for next No Mans Land! Robert Hunglestein III, Lonewolf McNeely and myself ... the most handsome man in Swat (crowd jeer and moan at Xanathos) against you two and whoever you can find dumb enough to team with you two!
Jeremy Tucker : Thats like making a handicap match ... the three most accomplished wrestlers here in Swat against Stein and Suit ... Dracon knows they ain't got no one to help them ... Reeve is injured ... Mars hates Stein as much as the rest of them and is still on the shelf from the Dogs ... what are they going to do?
[Shot goes back to the hallway where Lonewolf is lying unconscious in the blood ... a shadow appears over him, the shot the pans up to reveal "Ruthless" Joey Riots to a gasp from the crowd.]
Macca : Looks like someone just put there hand up mate.
Andrew Fulton: That kid? (Fulton chuckles) Whats he going to do against the three most powerful men in this industry?
Jeremy Tucker : Well ... he did apparently just take out Lonewolf ... as for next week .. i guess we will just have to wait and see.
[Scene fades to black.]
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:56:24 GMT -5
Blue Collar Killer Vs High Maintenance iFiesta : Jan 31 2005
Scene switches to the Moon Palace in Cancun, Mexico where we see both Blue Collar Killers allready in the ring, both men wearing there trademark "Blue Collar work shirts" .... "Massive Attack's Unfinished Sympathy (instrumental version) hits and the New Sensation Nathan Slater and Rolls Royce Jonathan Richards of High Maintenance both make there way out to ringside accompanied to the ring by Gavin Slater. Both Richards and Slater delight in mocking the fans and riling them up, before dismissing them and making there way into the ring.
[Shot of Nathan Slater starting it out for High Maintenance and Harry starting it out for the Blue Collar Killers. Shot of Slater taking Harry over with a nice arm drag ... and then drilling him with a lethal drop kick on his way up ... Harry again makes his way to his feet and Slater just socks him right in the mush and starts laughing as the referee tries to admonish him.]
[Shot of Nathan Slater executing an inverted Atomic Drop on Harry, then hooking him and sending him flying with an over head belly to belly suplex.]
[Shot of Nathan Slater tagging in the brute Jonathan Richards, who charges in and goes to work on Harry, stomping away on him with abandon.]
[Shot of Harry's Blue Collar Killer partner Barry yelling out for a tag in support of Harry, and the Rolls Royce springing right at him, sending him sailing off the apron head first into the safety rail.]
[Shot of Richards turning around and catching Harry in a double hand sit down choke slam.]
[Shot of the New Sensation Nathan Slater flying off the top rope with a floating leg drop on Harry.]
[Shot of the Rolls Royce Jonathan Richards nailing the Catatonic (has opponent in fall away slam position, then spins them around into a rock bottom) on Harry.]
[Shot of Nathan Slater mounting the top rope, Jonathan Richards picking up the out of it Harry and placing him up on the top rope facing Slater. Slater hooks Harry in an inverted headlock, and Richards then mounts the second turnbuckle and German Suplex's Harry into the centre of the ring, Slater coming down with an inverted bulldog from the top rope in the process ... The Silver Lining.]
[Shot of the Rolls Royce Jonathan Richards then standing over Harry and arrogantly covering him with his foot for the easy three count.]
Scene switches back to the Caribbean studio.
Pedro "El Gallo" Santiago: WOW! How about that ... what an awesome display by High Maintenance!
Rios Rivera: Sure was, these two young upshots showing they can back up there words inside the ring ... and they have to now move into consideration for the tag title's after a display like that.
Pablo Escobar: Maybe ... but lets not get to far ahead of ourselves's, there is still a long way to go in this tourney.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:56:47 GMT -5
New World Disorder Vs Wrath of God iFiesta : Jan 31 2005
This match is scheduled for one fall, first, coming to the ring
[The sound of a police siren can be heard, then Cop Killer by Body Count plays over the PA. With a swagger, down to the ring comes New Jack and Crowbar
New World Disorder.]
Eduardo Bagundo: From the streets of Compton, Los Angeles, California, at a total combined weight of 544 pounds, the team of New Jack and Crowbar, NEW WORLD DISORDER!!!
Pablo Escobar: I thought this gimmick went out with Harlem Heat!
El Gallo: Apparently not, señor. They are mean gringos from the streets of Compton, which makes Columbia look comparable, eh Pablo?
Pablo Escobar: No, Pedro. Columbia in my time was more peaceful.
[Rios Rivera can be heard doing a spit-take in the background.]
Pablo Escobar: Rios, can Julio help you with that cough of yours?
[Pablo snaps his fingers. A big man with sunglasses moves towards Rios.]
Rios Rivera: Uh no, Im just fine.
El Gallo: Here comes the next tag team, looking to make their SWAT debut.
Frank Salazar: And
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[The sound of Gregorian chants fill the arena, then suddenly blast into the heavy metal riffs of The Four Horsemen by Metallica. And as they do, Brother Paul and Brother Diego step out into the walkway.]
By the last breath of the four winds blow
Better raise your ears
The sound of hooves knocks at your door.
Lock up your wife and children now
It's time to wield the blade
For now you have got some company...
The pair look to the ring, ignoring the loud boos of the fans. They continue onward to the ring.
Frank Salazar: From the Kingdom of Heaven, at a total combined weight of 562 pounds
.
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life.
On through the dead of night
With the four Horsemen ride
or choose your fate and die!
[The two men enter the ring. Undeterred, and in complete unison, they get down to one knee, pray silently for exactly 10 seconds, perform the sign of the cross, and stand up, at exactly the same time.]
Eduardo Bagundo: The tag team called
.WRATH OF GOD!!!!
El Gallo: Wow, what an imposing tag team this is. A couple of ex-Catholic monks. You dont see that in wrestling every day
Rios Rivera: Maybe they are from the Bogota area.
Pablo Escobar[snapping his fingers]: Julio! My amigo Rios here has a cough problem. He needs assistance!
Rios Rivera: No!! I mean these two obviously couldnt be from such a peace loving nation as Columbia is, heh heh
Pablo Escobar: Hmm senor, your cough cleared up quickly. Glad to see you are well.
El Gallo: The bells about to ring as we are set to see the debut of these 2 tag teams
[DING! DING!]
El Gallo: And we are underway!
[Immediately, New Jack attacks Brother Paul as he is praying in the corner. Brother Paul takes 5 hard punches to the head, and he gets visibly angry. He starts to scream. Brother Paul grabs New Jack around the throat, picks him up off the ground and begins to choke him. Referee D.J. DeMarco counts:]
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
[The ref stops and admonishes Brother Paul, and counts again. Brother Diego dropkicks Crowbar out of the ring.]
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
[Brother Diego punches Brother Paul in the head, causing Brother Paul to let go. Brother Diego screams and points him to the corner, and slaps him in the face. Brother Paul hangs his head and goes to the corner. New Jack lies in the ring motionless.]
Rios Rivera: I dont think Ive ever seen this before- a partner stopping his own from getting disqualified!
El Gallo: Yes! I think he might have killed that man given the chance. He knows it too.
Pablo Escobar: Wow! Ive never seen monks like this. They take their religion seriously!
El Gallo: Right señor.
[Shot of Brother Diego picking up New Jack and giving him a snapmare.]
[Shot of Brother Diego landing a series of punches to New Jack. New Jack reverses a punch, but Diego grabs his fist, and swings around into a crucifix. The ref counts:]
ONE
TWO
[Kickout by New Jack. Brother Diego picks him up, but New Jack escapes and gives the hot tag to CROWBAR.]
[Shot of Crowbar hammering on Brother Diego with a series of punches.]
Rios Rivera: Crowbar sure has a size advantage over Brother Diego, and these punches look to take a heavy toll on him.
El Gallo: Right again, muchacho. Here comes Crowbar with another series of punches.
[Shot of Brother Diego rallying with a dropkick, then another dropkick. And a third.]
[Shot of Brother Diego going to the top rope, and executes a flying body splash. He goes for the immediate pin. The ref counts:]
ONE
TWO
[Reversal by Crowbar. The ref counts again:]
ONE
TWO
El Gallo: A close one for New World Disorder!
Pablo Escobar: Yes, but these monks sure do know how to fight! I still cant get over their skills! Maybe they could work for me
[snaps his fingers] JULIO! Go find out if
El Gallo: Aiiyee! They are wrestling a match, senor! You cant just go up and ask!
Pablo Escobar: Yes, youre right. May my family be shamed for such an excuse.
Rios Rivera: It already has.
Pablo Escobar[snaps]: JULIO!!
[Rios Rivera takes off his headset and runs full speed out of the arena.]
El Gallo: Pablo! Be nice or Ill make good on that threat to ship you to the Federales!
Pablo Escobar: Oh, I was just kidding, heh heh. Rios, come back, amigo! I was just kidding!
El Gallo: Sure you were, senor.
[Brother Paul gets tagged in.]
El Gallo: Now this guy is a definite mismatch for his partner, one lucha, and the other more of a pwer wrestling set.
[Brother Paul goes to work on Crowbar. Series of punches to Crowbar.]
[Shot of Brother Paul reversing a punch from Crowbar and turning into a foreign-looking armbar/chicken-wing submission.]
El Gallo: Rios rivera has returned, fans.
Rios Rivera: Si. And I will say, thats an odd armbar submission. I hear hes an expert at Krav Maga.]
El Gallo: I would say so, showing us some non-flashy, but apparently effective submission techniques.
Pablo Escobar: Boring to look at, but look! He grabbed his other arm so he cant tap! I really need to talk to this guy
[snaps his fingers, then pauses to think about it] but uhhh, Ill let him wrestle first.
El Gallo: Good man, Pablo.
[Shot of CROWBAR screaming in pain, as Brother Paul continues his double chickenwing-armbar submission move. Brother Paul wrenches even harder, screaming PURIFY YOURSELF FROM SIN! PURIFY YOURSELF FROM SIN!]
Rios Rivera: Wow. This man really has some issues.
Pablo Escobar: Now, is that how you should talk about a man of the cloth. I should tell him you have sinned!
El Gallo: I dont think that will be necessary. Wrath of God is really taking control here.
[Shot of Crowbar going limp. As the ref goes to raise him arm for 3, Brother Paul drops the submission, leaving Crowbar all alone. Brother Paul attacks New Jack in the corner, sending him flying.]
Rios Rivera: Was that really necessary?
[Shot of Brother Paul going back to the corner and tagging Brother Diego. They both do the sign of the cross. Brother Diego goes to the top rope as Brother Paul grabs Crowbar and puts him in a bear hug position. Brother Diego lands a flying bulldog on Crowbar as Brother Paul whirls around and nails a spinebuster simultaneously.]
El Gallo: WOW!! What a move! That was THE PURIFIER!!
[The ref counts:]
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!!
El Gallo: Thats it! Wrath of God thoroughly dominates New World Disorder.
Rios Rivera: Yes, it seems they New World Disorder has been purified.
Pablo Escobar: Indeed, much like the water around these parts needs to be. Speaking of which
[snaps his fingers] JULIO! Lead me to the baño! Rapido!!
Frank Salazar: And the winner of this match, WRATH OF GOD!!!
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:57:09 GMT -5
The Untouchable's (Seven & Vulcan) Vs Lee Williams & David Sadler iFiesta : Jan 31 2005
[The scene returns to the Swat Caribbean studio.]
Pablo Escobar: Ok amigo's ... up next we have an interesting matchup ... Seven and Vulcan of the Untouchable's up against Lee Williams and also Dave Sadler of the Untouchables.
Pedro "El Gallo" Santiago: The question you got to ask yourself in this one is why on earth would Commission Sadler arrange the brackets for him and Lee to meet up with the Untouchable's in the first round.
Pablo Escobar: Lets not forget that Lee was injured on the Carnival Triumph at the hands of High Maintenance, is he even in any condition to compete here tonight?
Rios Rivera: I guess we are about to find out ... lets go back to the Moon Palace right now and find out!
[Shot switches to the Moon Palace in Cancun, Mexico ... all four men in the ring. Seven and Vulcan both approaching Sadler and questioning him ... Lee moving over and budding in as well questioning Commiss Sadler.]
[Shot of Sadler trying to placate all three men, when Lee and Vulcan start yelling at each other, and then shoving each other.]
[Shot of Sadler trying to break it up ... pulling Lee Williams away from The Untouchable's.]
[Shot of Lee Williams forcing his way past Sadler and dropping Vulcan with a huge right hand, Seven runs at him then, but Lee sends him flying over his head with a high Back Body Drop.]
[Shot of Vulcan getting to his feet and getting planted by an on fire Lee with his The Way of the Williams (Clothes line from hell).]
[Lee then turns around and drills Seven with a Rise and Fall (Chokeslam).]
[Shot of Lee then working the crowd ... and they are loving it ... WHAM!]
[Shot of Sadler coming up from behind Lee, nailing him with a low blow, and then dropping his partner with a Sadlerplex (German Suplex), the crowd now erupting in a chorus of boo's.]
[Shot of Vulcan getting to his feet and nailing Lee with a HellBoot (Running Big Boot)]
[Shot of Seven taking his turn with a super kick on Lee.]
[Shot of Seven and Vulcan then lifting up Lee and holding an arm each as Sadler gets into the face of Lee and yells at him, then winds up and slaps him right on the cheek.]
[Sadler then with another low blow, this one a kick to the balls of Lee.]
[Vulcan with a War Hammer (Jumping Tombstone Piledriver) on Lee Williams.]
[Shot of Seven nailing the Sevendust Diamond Cutter on Lee and then covering him for the three count.]
[Scene switches to the Swat studio.]
Pedro "El Gallo" Santiago: There you have it Amigo's ... Sadler showing us all why he and Lee were bracketed up against the Untouchable's.
Rios Rivera: Well ... The Untouchable's may of won this battle, but if the look on Lee Williams' face means anything, the war has only just begun
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:57:57 GMT -5
The Connection (Adrian Tanner Jr & Syberus) Vs Mid - South Underground iFiesta : Jan 31 2005
Pedro: And here we go, the main event of the evening.
Pablo: Why are we ending the show on a squash match?
Pedro: Dont count out the Mid-South Underground. They may surprise us.
Pablo: I doubt it.
Rios: Has anyone even seen them since The Connection threw them overboard at the Exhibition match?
Pedro: That's a good point, Rios. They have been noticibly absent this week.
[The screen is shrouded in static and the arena is filled with the sound of radio interference. An internet dial tone then begins to screech through the sound system for a few seconds, before the lights are shut out and a computerised voice says "Connection failed".]
*I said Hallelujah
*To the sixteen loyal fans
["Battle Flag" by Low Fidelity All Stars begins to play with the above lyrics, and from one side of the curtains each emerge Syberus and Adrian Tanner, the Connection.]
*You're getting down on your mothaf***in' knees,
*And it's time for your sickness again
[Syberus and Adrian Tanner walk down to the ring, pointing some of the more interesting signs out to each other, as the fans are on their feet.]
*Come on and tell me what you need now
*Tell me what is making you bleed
*We got two more minutes and
*We gonna cut to what you need
[They both climb into the ring and mount a turnbuckle each. The fans take the opportunity to shoot some photo's, then they climb back down and the music fades.]
Joe Whateverhisnameis: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is the Main_Event of the evening! Introducing first, already in the ring. Weighing in at a total combined weight of 471 lbs,
Syberus, Adrian Tanner....
.....THE CONNECTION!
[cheers]
Joe Whateverhisnameis: And their opponents...
["Lapdance" by NERD plays through the arena...
nothing happens.]
Joe Whateverhisnameis: And...thier opponents!!
["Lapdance" by NERD plays again, the camera switches to the ring, and The Connection where Syberus is impatiently pointing at his left hand like a watch, as if saying "We dont have time for jobbers, so hurry up, jobbers."]
Joe Whateverhisnameis: And...their opponents?
["Lapdance" by NERD plays again, and still nothing happens. Joe Whateverhisnameis and referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe converse.]
Joe Whateverhisnameis: Ladies and Gentlemen, referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe has informed me that the Mid-South Underground has ten seconds to come to the ring before he calls the match a forfeit.
["Lapdance" by NERD plays again. Still, nothing happens.]
Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe:
10...
9...
[All eyes point to the stage, waiting to see if the MSU is going to appear.]
8...
7....
[Syberus grabs the mic from Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe.]
Syberus: 6.5.4.3.2.1. Now call it Shlomo.
[Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe confers with Joe Whateverhisnameis.]
Joe Whaeverhisnameis: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has informed me that this match is a FORFEIT. The winners, and moving on to the Caribbean Semi-Finals for the SWAT World Tag Team Titles....
....THE CONNECTION!
["Battleflag" hits again, but quickly dies out as Adrian grabs two mics from the Ring Announcer. He passes one to Syberus.]
Adrian: Sorry to interrupt the awesomeness that is our music, but Syb and I didnt feel right about letting the 1st show of the new Caribbean region end on a friggen Forfeit. I mean, c'mon guys. No matter who's in charge here, this isnt UCW.
[Syberus and Adrian shudder at the thought of UCW.]
Adrian: Speaking of which, hey East coast Underachiever guys...what's your problem?
Syberus: Seriously. It was obvious you guys didnt have a chance, but if you were really that scared of facing the Connection, you should've told us. You still would've up lost, but we probably could've been bribed into letting you guys get a few nearfalls or something before you did. We're all about helping out the new guys. Arent we Aids?
Adrian: Damn skippy.
Syberus: However, the Connection always has a back up plan.
Adrian: Were too clever and handsome not to.
Syberus: And since the scenario of minor talent being to scared to wrestle us was becoming more and more realistic with each passing day, Adrian and I put pen to paper to work out something that will enable us to entertain like the great entertainers that we are.
Adrian: So without further ado, please welcome our back-up opposition, Mexicos own
Juan um
Smith
and Rodrigo
Ehmmm
Syberus: Jones?
Adrian: Sure, thatll do. Juan Smith and Rodrigo Jones, ladies and gentlemen!
[Generic Mexican music plays, and two generic Mexican wrestlers come out. One wearing a red singlet and red mask, one with a yellow singlet and yellow mask.]
Pedro: Rodrigo Jones sporting yellow tonight, and Juan in the red. This should be a hallacious back and forth match.
Pablo: Match of the year candidate, here we come.
[The two mexican wrestlers, whore both well under 6 foot and probably weight no more than 170 respectively, get ready in the opposite corner to the Connection.]
[The Connection play rock paper scissor, Syberus wins a thrilling rollercoaster bout filled with anticipation, using a glorious Scissor-on-Paper maneuver. Adrian steps out and takes his place on the corner, gripping the tag rope.]
Pedro: And here we go! Match underway!
Pablo: It isnt the match we were looking forward to, but the Connection are in it. So Im happy.
Pedro: Juan Smith starting for team Mexico, offering to lock up, but the Six Time Former World Champion Syberus decides to bury his boot into Juans midsection instead.
Pablo: Thats nice of him. Hang on, I dont think team Mexico are aware of Tag Team rules, Rodrigo is in the ring now
sneaking up behind Syberus
Pedro: Syberus knows hes there though
and nearly takes the guys head off with a clothesline. Both members of team Mexico are down in pathetic sniveling pile on the floor.
Pablo: Syberus calls Adrian Tanner in the ring
the referee thinks about stopping him, but a look from Tanner makes him change his mind.
Pedro: Syberus with the Highlight Cuttaaaah~! On Rodrigo, Adrian hits the Revolver on Juan, and both hook legs for a double pin!
Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe:
1
2
..
3!!!
Adrian: Keep going.
Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe:
4
5
..
6!!!
Syberus: Just keep counting until we tell you to stop.
Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe:
7
8
9
10!!!
[Syberus and Adrian shake their heads.]
Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe:
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20-(Kickout)
Pedro: My God! They both kicked out!
Pablo: At 20
[Syberus and Adrian haul Juan up, Adrian grabs him in a reverse DDT, then Syberus lifts Juans legs and places them on his shoulders. The Connection fall forward dropping one half of Team Mexico in a Powerbomb/Reverse DDT.]
Pedro: NEVERENDER!!! Juan must be out!
Pablo: Theyre not done yet!
[They drag Rodrigo to his feet, and set him up for a Powerslam/Neckbreaker move. (The Au Revior) After hitting it perfectly, they both pick a man to pin each again.]
Pablo: LANDLINE!!! Good bye, team Mexico!
Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe:
1
2
.
3!!!!!
[Battle Flag starts playing again. Adrian and Syberus stand to have their hands raised after a gruelling contest. Adrian grabs both their mics back]
Adrian: Whew, what a match!
Syberus: Yes sir, dont ever let anyone discourage you guys, uh, Jaime...
Adrian: Jaun.
Syberus: Right, Jaun.
Adrian: Definitly. Give yourselves a round of applause. You deserve it.
[Our heroes turn to look at "Team Mexico," who are still unconscious.]
Adrian: Guys?
[Syberus walks over, pulls "Jaun" to a sitting position and begins clapping "Jaun's" hands together.]
Adrian: That's it. Way to go, guys.
[Syberus drops "Jaun" back to the mat and picks up his mic]
Syberus: Only The Connection would go this far out of their way to give our fans the excitement they truly deserve.
Adrian: And what's more exciting than us?
Syberus: Nothing.
Adrian: Right. Hey you, referee guy, come here.
[Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe walks over to our Adrian and Syberus]
Adrian: Hey, Jack...
Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe: Jim.
Adrian: Right, whatever. Listen, would you mind doing us a favor? There's a box underneath the ring, wanna grab it for us?
[Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe climbs out of the ring, and begins searching under the ring apron]
Syberus: You know Aids, when your as good as we are, there's not much that can surprise you.
Adrian: No sir.
Syberus: That's why it came to no shock to anyone, least of all us, when we were awarded the "SWAT Tag team of the universe 2004 Award."
Adrian: Nope. And I've always wondered something. What's the point of winning an award for a wrestling company, if you cant show that award off whenever you feel like it? I mean, isnt that what their there for?
Syberus: You would be correct.
[At this point, Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe, slides into the ring with a folding table and a large wooden box. He stands the table up and then Adrian helps him pull the box up onto the table.]
Syberus: Thanks Jake, here's a quarter.
[Syberus flips Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe a quarter. Referee Jim (no relation to Joe) Shmoe, leaves the ring]
Syberus: That's why, The Connection, never ones to let a good opportunity slip through our fingers, decided to do something about it.
Adrian: Yep.
[Adrian opens the lock on the box and flips the case open, away from the camera's view.]
Syberus: We figured, since you all were gracious enough to make us your Tag team of the Universe for 2004, we'd pay you all back by allowing everyone else to remember that their not the SWAT Tag Team of the Universe for 2004.
With these.
[Adrian reaches into the case and pulls out a large gold plated Title belt, handing it to Syberus. He picks another one up and rests it on his shoulder, then walks back over near Syberus.]
Adrian: Presenting the SWAT "Tag Team of the Universe 2004" Championships.
[The Connection shake hands, congratulating each other on their new belts.]
Adrian: And I hate to disappoint all those wanna be tag teams back there, but these titles arent up for grabs.
Syberus: Of course not, that would just be stupid. Do our nametags say "Sluthumper" anywhwere on them?
Adrian: No, and thank god for that.
Syberus: Yes, indeed. No, these titles are merely a constant reminder of what we are, and what the rest of you arent.
Adrian: Fucking awesome?
Syberus: Right again. Now, let's get out of here before those East-west outsider guys decide to show up for real and we end up having to destroy what little ego they have left.
Adrian: Sounds good to me. So, thank you everyone who voted us your Tag Team of the Universe, and we'll see ya when we see ya.
Syberus: Say good night Jerry.
Pedro:Hey! My name's not Jerry!
[Syberus glares at Pedro.]
Pedro: What a great show! We'll see you next time. Good night everyone!
['Battleflag" hits for a fourth time as the scene ends with The Connection leaving the ring.]
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:58:29 GMT -5
Second round House of Pain Vs The Kliq NML : 8th Feb 2005 The scene begin's with Andrew Fulton, and his partner Jermey Tucker in the S.W.A.T Studio. Jermey Tucker: Welcome back to S.W.A.T, next we have a match between two of the most talented tag team's in S.W.A.T today. Andrew Fulton: Oh yes, these two team's have been going at it for years. It seem's like it has all lead to this match decidng who goes to the Tag Tournament final's in Australia next week. Jermey Tucker: I personally like the H.O.P in this match. They got two monster's in Kota and Legacy with Reginald P. Packer at ringside, I don't see any chance for The Kliq walkng out with a win. Andrew Fulton: Yeah, but still The Kliq have beaten this team before, and I think they can do it again. Let's go down to Dandenong for some highlight's of this match. The screen fade's as it goes to Dandenong, The Kliq and The H.O.P are both in the ring both looking ready to begin. Jermey Tucker: Well, Andrew it look's like these two team's are ready let's start this mat... "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park start's to play through the PA system. The Kliq and The H.O.P both watch as the light's start to change back and forth from black to red. The ramp start's to flash as well, the titantron start's to show scene's of "Air Canada" Ralph Pierce hitting a opponent with the 416. Then it change's to "Master of the Ring" Jason Taylor hitting the Master Clash on a helpless opponent. Finally the titantron show's both Ralph and Jason hitting the Revolution Xecution on another helpless opponent. The word's "NGX!" flash over and over.... Jermey Tucker: What the hell, who is doing this! Andrew Fulton: I don't know, but their song suck's ass. BOOM! A flash of pyro's go off, two men come out from the ramp. They have smile's on their face's, one has a title belt on his shoulder as the other has red shade's on. Jermey Tucker: I guess, they are coming down to the announcing desk. Macca: Mates!, this team has disrupted our Tag Title Tournament match! The two men step in front of the announcing desk, they smile at the three anouncer's. Jason Taylor: Hey, we will pay you $100's each to let us announce this match. Ralph Pierce: Yeah, they need some new clothe's anyway. Now get out of our way, Next Generation Xtreme is calling this match. Ralph and Jason push Macca, Jermey and Andrew out of the desk. Ralph throw's the money at them as they walk away. Jason Taylor: Well, it look's like we will be calling this match, Ralph. Ralph Pierce: Yeah, we are here to scout some of the competiton here in Australia. If you don't know us, we are a tag team in the dominat region of S.W.A.T, the Caribbean. Jason Taylor: Hey, let's start this baby! Ralph Pierce: Ring the damn bell! [The bell sound's as Kota give's Bruno a spinebuster to start of the match]
Jason Taylor: Wow, the fat dude almost beat the other fat dude.
Ralph: Yeah, they should start hopping with the Kangaroos, that oughta make them lose some weight.
Ralph Pierce: Wow, that girl in row seven has a sweet a......and it look's like H.O.P is taking control!
Jason Taylor: Woah it's like two elephant's fighting it out in the jungle!
Ralph Pierce: Hey, I can't see the cute ladie's with those idiot's in the way!
Jason Taylor: Oh no, the big dude is going insane.
Ralph Pierce: Hey if he come's up here he will resemble something that came out of Amy when she ate that lax
Jason Taylor: Oh yeah, that was funny!
[A shot of Packer throwing DKahuna into the corner making him bounce of the corner
Jason Taylor: Don't you think, he know's that he is costing his team the match!
Ralph Pierce: That's what happen's when you take steriod's you become stupider!
Jason Taylor: Well, let's go back to the Caribbean these Ausie people scare me.
Ralph Pierce: Yeah, let's head to Jamaica they have some nude beach's we need to check.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:58:46 GMT -5
Dogs of War Vs Genity Howard & Killer NML : Feb 8 2005
Jeremy Tucker: Up next we have the second Quarterfinal match for the SWAT Tag titles
Andrew Fulton: Have a little enthusiasm will yah
Jeremy Tucker: You want me to get excited about watching the Dogs of War attempt to end another two wrestlers careers.
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, it will be great!
Jeremy Tucker: Youre just sick Fulton, just plain sick
Andrew Fulton: Theres going be so much blood
Jeremy Tucker: Fulton have you forgotten that Killer and Howard both said they were going to punish the Dogs.
Andrew Fulton: Well
Ahh
Umm
Jeremy Tucker: Lets go to the match.
[The scene switches to the inside of Dandedong Stadium, with the match already in progress.]
[Howard and Frenzy lock up and Howard pushes Frenzy into the corner.]
[Howard backs off a little but then kicks Frenzy in the mid section.]
[Frenzy slumps over in the corner and Howard grabs his head and delivers a DDT.]
[Howard bounces off the ropes and delivers a leg drop to Frenzy's chest.]
[Howard picks up Frenzy and puts him between his legs. And signals to the crowd.]
[Howard tries to pick up Frenzy put Frenzy takes out Howard's legs from under him. He then turns it into a Boston crab.]
[Frenzy releases the Boston Crab.]
[Frenzy then picks up Howard and whips him into the ropes.]
[Frenzy jumps up and delivers a hard clothesline to Howard.]
[Frenzy picks up Howard and delivers a Spicolli Driver.]
[Frenzy gets to the top rope and delivers a huge Frog Splash.]
[Cover by Frenzy
One
]
[Two...]
[Th...]
[Killer with the save.]
[Berserk tries to get in but the ref stops him as Killer and Howard attack Frenzy.]
[Killer gets Frenzy from behind and delivers a Reverse DDT. Howard then goes for the pin as the ref turns back around.]
[Cover by Howard
One
]
[Two...]
[Frenzy kicks out!]
[Howard picks up Frenzy and whips him against the ropes. Frenzy then does a flying clothesline.]
[Frenzy and Howard both drag themselves to their corners and both make a tag at about the same time.]
[Killer and Berserk run towards each other and Killer throws a punch at Berserk but Berserk blocks and begins to deliver punches of his own to the side of Killer's head.]
[Berserk then grabs Killer and puts him between his legs. He picks him ups and runs and delivers a huge running power bomb.]
[Cover by Berserk
One
]
[Two...]
[Thr
Kickout!]
[Berserk then picks up Killer and grabs him and delivers a nice sidewalk slam.]
[Berserk climbs the ropes and waits for Killer to get up. Killer gets up and is met with a double ax handle.]
[Cover by Berserk
One
]
[Two
]
[Thre
Howard with the save.]
[Howard is beating up on Berserk and Frenzy comes up from behind and applies a naked choke on Howard.]
[Killer turns around and delivers an elbow to Frenzy and Frenzy releases the hold.]
[Berserk comes from behind Killer and delivers a neck breaker. He then picks up Howard and gives him a DDT.]
[Frenzy then picks up Howard. Berserk then picks up Killer.]
[They both whip Killer and Howard into the ropes and deliver falling front neck breakers.]
[Double cover
]
[One...]
[Two....]
[Th
(Howard kicks outs!) Ree!!!]
[Ding, ding, ding!!!]
Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen
Your winners, Berserk
Frenzy
The Dogs of War!!!
[All four men continue brawling in the ring with the Dogs gaining the upper hand as the Mechanic comes down to ringside.]
[The scene switches back to SWAT studios.]
Jeremy Tucker: Another impressive win for the Dogs of War
Andrew Fulton: Did you see that ending
What the Hell was that move they used at the end?
Jeremy Tucker: Im not sure Fulton, but it did look impressive.
Andrew Fulton: It was friggin awesome!
Jeremy Tucker: There you have it folks, the Australian finals of SWATs Tag team tournament have been set. At the next No Mans Land it will be the House of Pain vs. the Dogs of War
Andrew Fulton: And may the best set of initials win
[Tucker gives Fulton the Look.]
Jeremy Tucker: Well be right back after this, folks.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:59:20 GMT -5
High Maintenance Vs Wrath of God iFiesta! : Feb 8 2005
[Scene switches back to the arena and Massive Attacks Unfinished Symphony starts up and High Maintenance hits and the New Sensation Nathan Slater and Rolls Royce Jonathon Richards of High Maintenance both make there way out to ringside accompanied to the ring by Gavin Slater.]
Rios Rivera: These two are fantastic stallions.
Pedro El Gallo Santiago: They certainly are in great shape.
Pable Escobar: Its amazing that a lard like Soutter trained them.
[Both Richards and Slater delight in mocking the fans and riling them up, particularly one dreadlocked Rastafarian sitting on the front row, before dismissing them and making there way into the ring.]
Rastafarian: Ya man, spot me some weed.
El Gallo: That stoned fan seems to really think that High Maintenance has some dope on them.
Pablo Escobar: Hes pushing other fans out of the way, panhandling. We know how to deal with people like that in my country.
Rios Rivera: Staring down the barrel of a 45 would deter begging.
Pablo Escobar: Que?
Rios Rivera: Starting down at Cracker Barrel for 1.45 would be a beginning.
Pablo Escobar: Ah Cracker Barrel, Im addicted to their fried okra.
[The Marleyite sure is a determined little bugger, and even hops the rail chasing after High Maintenance. Gavin Slater turns looking shocked, and SWAT Security moves into action, but the Rastafarian starts elbowing and scratching his way past
he breaks free, but his foot gets caught in some production chords
]
[STATIC]
[The feed comes back and Brother Paul has Nathan Slater in an elevated double chickenwing. Johnathon Richards is on the floor, grabbing at the back of his head. Brother Diego is slapping himself while holding his ring rope.]
Rios Rivera: We are sorry folks, the Rastafarian pulled our connection and all the wires look very similar, this match started off with a flurry of offence from the monks, hitting all types of impressive maneuvers.
Pablo Escobar: Yes, what you are seeing is the result of Brother Diego pulling down the ropes as Nathan Slater hit them sending him sprawling to the floor, and when Rolls Royce came to help his partner he was on the wrong end of a Kill-a-Buff.
El Gallo: Kill-a-Buff? What kind of stupid name is that?
Pablo Escobar: You mock my subtle reference of Rick Steiner nearly killing Marcus Alexander Bagwell with a flying bulldog?
[Pablo snaps his fingers. Julio appears.]
El Gallo: No.
[Pablo snaps his fingers again, Julio disappears.]
[Brother Paul lets the double chickenwing go, and fugiwara armbars Nathan Slater down to the mat into a legscissors/armbar.]
El Gallo: A Nagata Lock III!
[Gavin Slater helps Johnathon Richards to his feet, but Diego comes off the apron with a crossbody onto both of them
]
Rios Rivera: Johnathan Richards just caught Brother Diego!!!
El Gallo: CATATONIC~!
Rios Rivera: AY DIOS MIO~!
Pablo Escobar: Brother Diego is rolling on the ground grabbing at his spine in pain.
Rios Rivera: Those mats dont cushion much of the impact.
[Meanwhile in the ring, Brother Paul has shifted the Nagata Lock III into a double underhook with Slater on his stomache which he pulls Nathan up and spins him to where he is sitting down with Brother Paul sitting in front of him. He then switches the double underhook to a single sitting Kimura lock.]
El Gallo: Modified Sitting Dragon Lock. Low Ki uses this following snap suplexes. Brother Pauls ground game is superb.
[Johnathan Richards pulls Brother Diego up in a double choke and slams him down with a Wifebeater Bomb, then climbs back up on the apron.]
Pablo Escobar: Too bad for Paul, hes not facing the other way.
[The Rolls Royce breaks up the armlock showcase with a running low Mafia style kick to the back of Brother Pauls head. Richards takes to stomping on Paul as Nathan Slater tries to work some feeling back into his severely worked over arms.]
El Gallo: I noticed that there isnt a ref in the ring.
Rios Rivera: Truly, he should have been there checking to see if Slater was going to tap. Thats unusual, we didnt get to hype up the arm falling twice, and Slater making a triumphant comeback from eminent doom.
[The two exchange looks, while Julio appears and whispers something in Pablos ear.]
Pablo Escobar (to Julio): No, no, es bueno.
Rios Rivera: What are you saying?
El Gallo: Rios, you speak Spanish.
Rios Rivera: Oh yes, thats right.
Pablo Escobar: It seems my Julio had detained the referee because he smelled of rubber cement, which smell I can not smell due to personal reasons.
Rios Rivera: You are a glue head?
[Pablo snaps his fingers, and Rios stammers an apology, while a befuddled Jose Sosa slides into the ring telling one of the two members of High Maintenance to get out. Slater makes his way to the HM corner.]
El Gallo: Johnathan Richards pulls Paul to his feet, and whips him off the ropes
[HUGE crowd pop!!!]
Rios Rivera: Ai Dios mio.
El Gallo: That was amazing, Johnathan went for a powerslam, but Brother Paul altered his momentum and flipped the larger High Maintenance member over with an armdrag into a crucifix armbreaker.
Pablo Escobar: But here comes Slater!
[The crucifix armbar is broken up with a brutal springboard legdrop right across Brother Pauls neck. Brother Diego is back on the ring apron, and catches Slater with a Steamboat like High Cross Body. Diego gets to his feet and bounces off the ropes again, going for a flying Crossbody on Johnathan Slater
]
El Gallo: CAUGHT AGAIN!!!!
Rios Rivera: Big Richards tosses Diego up onto his shoulders and gorilla presses him, while spinning around, one rep, two reps
AY DIOS MIO!!!!
[The crowd gasps, then starts to boo.]
Pablo Escobar: That my amigos was brutal and unnecessary. I like it.
El Gallo: I can bearly hear myself think over the hate in this building. Johnathan Richards just Gorilla Press Slammed Brother Diego over the ropes all the way to the floor. Diego isnt moving.
Rios Rivera: Brother Paul is staggering to his feet, but is met with a superkick from Nathan Slater, that sends Paul back into the waiting arms of Johnathan Richards
El Gallo: Paul goes up in a stalled German suplex
Pablo Escobar: Nathan Slater springboards off the second rope, turns around grabbing the suspended Brother Paul in an inverted flying chancery
All Three: SILVER LINING~!
[Richards makes the cover as Slater taunts the crowd, nursing that sore shoulder that Paul worked over.]
Jose Sosa: 1
2
3!!!!
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 20:59:39 GMT -5
The Connection Vs The Untouchable's. iFiesta : Feb 8 2005
Escobar: Fans this should be a tremendous match we have up next!!
Santiago: These Untouchables may prove to be a bit of a challenge for the Connection.
*The Arena fades to black as a picture of a Raven is seen on the screen..
.. The Raven quickly flys away, and "Mein Teils" lyrics are heard ..
and a huge explosion goes off, and the smoke clears and standing there is Seven. Seven stands there with his hair dripping of water,
a smile comes across Sevens face as he walks down the ramp, with his head hanging down, and looking up at the ring
he slides under the bottom ropes, Seven walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs it spreading his arms to the fans, Vulcan follows and joins him in the ring as they await their opponents*
*The screen is shrouded in static and the arena is filled with the sound of radio interference. An internet dial tone then begins to screech through the sound system for a few seconds, before the lights are shut out and a computerised voice says "Connection failed".]
*I said Hallelujah
*To the sixteen loyal fans
["Battle Flag" by Low Fidelity All Stars begins to play with the above lyrics, and from one side of the curtains each emerge Syberus and Adrian Tanner, the Connection.]
*You're getting down on your mothaf***in' knees,
*And it's time for your sickness again
[Syberus and Adrian Tanner walk down to the ring, pointing some of the more interesting signs out ot each other, as the fans are on their feet.]
*Come on and tell me what you need
*Tell me what is making you bleed
*We got two more minutes and
*We gonna cut to what you need
[They both climb into the ring and mount a turnbuckle each. The fans take the opportunity to shoot some photo's, then they climb back down and the music fades*
Pedro: Fans this is gonna be wild...the Untouchables arent even waiting for the bell..theyre attacking the Connection who are ready and fight back!!
Escobar: Tanner and Vulcan going at it...Syberus is tossed out by Seven who follows to the floor..this isnt gonna be a scientific encounter.
Pedro: Syberus is sent to the security railing by Seven as Tanner hits a bulldog off the ropes on Vulcan.
Escobar: This is wild!! Syberus flips Seven over his head and into the crowd as Tanner straddles Vulcan and starts to wail with hard rights and lefts.
Pedro: The ref needs to gain control...he sends Tanner to the corner as Seven climbs the apron in the Untouchables corner... leaving Vulcan and Syberus in the ring...both men lock up and jockey for position..Syb is backed into the corner ... Seven wraps the tag rope around Sybs neck as the ref orders Vulcan to break..
but Syb cant get out..Tanner is going nuts in the corner..screaming to the ref..who misses the episode.
[Syb plants an elbow in the face of Seven..breaking the grip...Syb tries to crawl to the corner for a tag to Tanner but Vulcan drops an elbow on the back..stopping him.]
Escobar: Tanner tries in vain to reach for a tag..but the Untouchables have split the ring in half ... keeping one half of the Connection in their corner. Vulcan tags to Seven who enters and goes to work on Syb.
[Syb tries to fight back..and NEARLY reaches Tanner..but Seven quickly and alertly enters as Syb tags Tanner...]
Pedro: I dont think the ref will alow it...nope...hes sending Tanner back....Tanner is livid as is the crowd...The Untouchables played that to perfection ... luring the ref away as Tanner made the tag .. these Untouchables have done their homework for sure!!
Escobar: Syb again escaped a 2 count as he gets the shoulder up ....Tanner is trying to get the crowd behind him....theyre rallying for Syb!!
[Seven whips Syb in...NO!! Syb lands a kick to the head of Seven..Syb dives for Tanner who makes the hot tag and quickly hits the ring..]
Pedro: Syb is down in the corner but it makes no matter..Tanner is going to town on BOTH Untouchables...rights and lefts....Seven goes down..Vulcans down .. Tanner scoop slams Seven ... one for Vulcan .. Tanners on fire!! Syb is back up....he drop toeholds Seven and Adrian nails a sliding dropkick!!
Escobar: Tanner goes for a cover..1...2....Vulcan breaks it up..the ref has lost total control of this one!! All 4 men are going at it... Vulcan tosses Tanner out...OHHH!!! SevenDust!! Seven hits the sevendust on Syb .. ref counts..1...2...Tanner dives in and saves Syb!!
Pedro : These Untouchables may have the Connections number!!
Tanner tosses Seven to the ropes..Seven hold on...WAIT!! Tanner clotheslines him out!! Seven hits the floor hard!! Look there!!! Syb has Vulcan....Tanner quickly joins him....Landline!!
Thats their patented finisher...Syb covers as Seven tries to enter..Tanner cuts him off..ref counts..1..2...3!! The Connection got away with a win!!
Escobar: The Connection pulls it out..but The Untouchables looked very good tonight...they WILL be back!! Perhaps in tonights battle royal coming up next!
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:00:12 GMT -5
Semi Final
House of Pain Vs Dogs of War NML : Feb 22 2005
[When we return, the Dogs of War and the House of Pain are all stood ready in the ring already.]
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
it is now time for the Australian Tag Team Finals, ultimately the Semi-Finals in the SWAT World Tag Team Championship Tournament
standing at my left, they are the team of-
[Battleflag by Low Fidelity All Stars bursts through the sound system, and the crowd explode.]
*I said Hallelujah
*To the sixteen loyal fans
Andrew Fulton: What the hell?!
Jeremy Tucker: Theyre back in Australia!
[As the music plays, from one side of the curtains each emerge Syberus and Adrian Tanner, the Connection. They appear to be sporting new Connection T-Shirts, simple black numbers which read You DO know were good, right?]
*You're getting down on your mothaf***in' knees,
*And it's time for your sickness again
[Syberus and Adrian Tanner walk over to the announcing table. Syberus drags the Caribbean Heavyweight Championship with him.]
*Come on and tell me what you need
*Tell me what is making you bleed
*We got two more minutes and
*We gonna cut to what you need
Andrew Fulton: What are you guys doing here? This isnt Fiesta!
[The music fades, Syberus and Adrian Tanner don headsets.]
Adrian Tanner: Havent you guys heard of planes?
Syberus: Boats?
Adrian Tanner: Giant Robots?
Syberus: Or other International methods of transportation?
Jeremy Tucker: Its great to see you guys, but you cant just show up like this, were about to have a match.
Adrian Tanner: Thats a touching story
which one are you, Jimmy Tracker, right?
[Andrew Fulton laughs.]
Syberus: Whatre you laughing at, skintight?
[Andrew Fulton stops laughing.]
Adrian Tanner: Now heres the problem; theres four of us and two chairs.
Syberus: We got this one covered, boys. Go grab yourselves a soda.
Adrian Tanner: Each.
Syberus: Yeah, what the hell. Go nuts.
Jeremy Tucker: We cant go, were the official announcers.
Adrian Tanner: Alright, but youre going to have to skooch.
Syberus: Yeah, make with the skooching.
[Adrian sits next to Andrew on his chair, Syberus next to Jeremy Tucker.]
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar:
on my left, it is the team of Kota and Legacy, being accompanied by Reginald P. Packer
Syberus: Packers still alive? Goddamn
Adrian Tanner: News to me.
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar: They are the HOUSE
OF
PAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!
Adrian Tanner: OH MY GAWD! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!
Jeremy Tucker:
the match hasnt started yet
Adrian Tanner: Oh right, I thought theyd won.
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar:
aaaaaaaaaand their opponents
the team of Berserk and Frenzy
. Being accompanied by the Mechanic
they are the DOGS
OF
WAAAAAAAARRR!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Theres a lot on the line in this match, the right to meet the winners of the Connection/High Maintenance match over in the Caribbean region
Andrew Fulton: Well, the Connection are a shoe in, so its obvious who the winners tonight will be losing to, I mean wrestling in the finals.
Syberus: Kota just drilled the Mechanic with a chair!
Jeremy Tucker: What? No he didnt, the Mechanics on the outside, and Kota didnt even touch a chair.
Syberus: What, we cant just make this up?
Andrew Fulton: Not exactly.
Adrian Tanner: Wheres the fun in that?
[Kota and Frenzy start to circle each other. They lock up, and Kota turns it into a headlock. Frenzy attempts a whip, but it is reversed by Kota, who catches Frenzy with a hard Power Slam on the return.]
Adrian Tanner: Bruno nails a Spinebuster! What a move!
Jeremy Tucker: Thats Kota!
Syberus: Were nearing the end of the match now, you can feel it in the air.
Adrian Tanner: All four men have expended so much energy through this match
[Of course, all four men are hardly touched. The two on the outside are fresh as daisys and Kota grips Frenzys leg for a pin.]
Referee John Johnson:
1
(kickout)
Syberus: Two and three quarters!
Adrian Tanner: Frenzy is working his way back to his feet, with some solid elbows to the ribs of whatshisface.
Syberus: Which ones Sadler again?
Andrew Fulton: David Sadler isnt in the match.
Syberus: Right.
Jeremy Tucker: Irish whip by Frenzy
nice drop toe hold, taking down the big man, Kota.
Adrian Tanner: Frenzys all over the Kliq member here, nice side head lock held in
Syberus: Icons begging for the tag! But Furys got that headlock in pretty well. He has to work hard to control a guy the size of Kota.
Adrian Tanner: Right. Thats the problem with real Cruiserweights. One minute you gottem, the next theyre gone.
Syberus: Like a bar of soap.
Adrian Tanner: Exactly like a bar of soap.
[Kota powers out, planting Frenzy with a high back drop.]
Jeremy Tucker: Oh, nice move there. You know, you guys must have to change your approach when youre facing a big man like Kota
[Kota hoists Frenzy up, and back him into the corner. He then lights up his chest with a chop.]
Syberus: Oh yeah.
Adrian Tanner: Absolutely.
Syberus: We dont take anyone lightly.
Adrian Tanner: Not anyone.
[Kota blasts a shoulder thrust into the ribs of Frenzy, who shows the pain of the contact on his face. Frenzy flicks at the eyes of Kota, buying himself some time.]
Adrian Tanner: Hey look, intelligence!
Jeremy Tucker: Frenzy out of the corner, hits a nice running bulldog on Kota.
Andrew Fulton: A quick gap to make the tag to Berserk, which he does.
Jeremy Tucker: Berserk quickly in and locks the downed Kota in a Camel Clutch
Syberus: Yeah, hes got that Ankle Lock in real tight. I wouldnt be surprised if Kota taps right here and now.
Jeremy Tucker: Have you ever tapped out in your career?
Syberus: Of course. Ive never been pinned, though.
Andrew Fulton: What?
[Berserk lets go of the Camel Clutch, to hammer down forearms over Kotas neck. He then re-establishes the hold.]
Jeremy Tucker: Intensive shots by one half of the Dogs of War, Berserk really has that hold clinched in.
Andrew Fulton: Legacy wants in. I dont blame him. Kotas got a fresh man on him now, even though its only early days, Kota hit a couple of solid slams on Frenzy. The Dogs were quick enough to get a new guy in. The House of Pain werent.
Jeremy Tucker: Right. Berserk releases the hold once more
and drops a leg over Kotas head!
Andrew Fulton: Eeesh, that kind of thing makes me cringe.
Jeremy Tucker: Kota stumbling back to his feet
Berserk stalks for a moment
nice swinging neckbreaker, and again, Kota goes down.
Andrew Fulton: We got a cover here
Referee John Johnson:
1
(kickout)
Adrian Tanner: Two and seven eighths!
Syberus: This is fast paced action. You only find this here in Europe.
Adrian Tanner: Damn right. The land of the brave.
[Berserk drags Kota back to his feet, and whips him to the ropes. But Kota slaps him down with a shoulder block, and catches him with a clothesline as he tries to get back up.]
Jeremy Tucker: What impact by Kota! Hes got Berserk where he wants him now, for sure. Irish whip by Kota
and ANOTHER power slam! Kota hooks the leg
Referee John Johnson:
1
2
(kickout)
Syberus: So close.
Andrew Fulton: Kota wisely uses this opportunity to tag in Legacy, who comes in for the first time in this match. Legacy and Kota now double team Berserk in their own corner for a moment, and the House of Pain has control.
Syberus: Yeah, the Kliq are getting a hang of it for once.
[Legacy suplexes Berserk, and floats over for a cover.]
Referee John Johnson:
1
2
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: Some resilience there, by the Dogs of War member Berserk.
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, hes starting to take some hard knocks as the match goes on.
[Legacy hooks him up for another suplex, but Berserk blocks it, and begins to strike at the rib area of Legacy. Berserk scoops Legacy up and slams him hard to the mat, then Tags in Frenzy.]
Jeremy Tucker: Frenzys had time to recuperate, and gets straight to work on Legacy. Whip to the ropes
Legacy with the leapfrog
Falling Neckbreaker by Frenzy!!!
Referee John Johnson:
1
.
(kickout)
Adrian Tanner: Thats three!
Andrew Fulton:
no, it really wasnt
Syberus: You got something to say, son?
Andrew Fulton: Uh
[Frenzy attempts to lock in a Key Lock on Legacys arm. Legacy tries to slap him off, but Frenzy ignores it and gets the hold locked in.]
Jeremy Tucker: Legacy looks to be in a great deal of discomfort
Andrew Fulton: But he manages to quickly get to the ropes.
Adrian Tanner: Thats cheating! The Kliq should be disqualified right now!
Syberus: And that referee should be fired
for uh
lookin funny!
[Frenzy drags Legacy back to his feet, and hits a pendulum back breaker. Frenzy then smothers a forearm over Legacys face, kinda sorta making a pin at the same time.]
Referee John Johnson:
1
2
(kickout)
Adrian Tanner: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Syberus: Heh. Tigahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Drivahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Adrian Tanner: Heheh
Jeremy Tucker: Frenzy looks like he might be going for a Boston Crab, perhaps
but Legacy rolls him up!
Referee John Johnson:
1
2
(kickout)
Andrew Fulton: Man, close call there
Syberus: Yeah, he was almost caught out. Course the pin wasnt very good
Jeremy Tucker: Legacy and Frenzy right back up, but Frenzy dashes back into the corner and Tags in Berserk
[Berserk in, he locks up with Legacy. Legacy turns him into a side head lock, and drops to one knee]
Andrew Fulton: Hes got nice control there, going to one knee.
Jeremy Tucker: Yeah, hes got Berserk trapped at the minute. Legacy grips that headlock in tight, and seems to be putting more pressure on.
[But Berserk fights back to his feet, and whips Legacy off. Legacy returns with a flying clothesline.]
Jeremy Tucker: Legacy in with the cover
Referee John Johnson:
1
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: Legacy wasting little time, hoists Berserk back up in a scoop slam
but pick him right back up for another!
Andrew Fulton: Is he going for a third?
Jeremy Tucker: He is! Legacy just hit three solid slams on Berserk, and drop down to hook the leg!
Referee John Johnson:
1
2
thr-(kickout)
Syberus: Its not over yet!
Adrian: Two and fourty-nine fiftieths!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Legacy tags Kota back in
who marches over to Berserk and grabs his head
But BERSERK ROLLS HIM UP!!!
Referee John Johnson:
1
.
2
.
3!!!
Andrew Fulton: The Dogs of War have done it! They advance to the finals!
Syberus: Packer did it!
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar: Here are your winners
THE DOGS
OF
WAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!
Jeremy Tucker: The Dogs arent Packers team. But anyway, what quick instincts by Berserk, Legacy hadnt even completely stepped out of the ring and his partner was being pinned!
Andrew Fulton: He turned his back, Legacy should have had Berserk controlled to make the Tag there. Kota just walked right into it.
Jeremy Tucker: The House of Pain cant believe it. Whats this- the Dogs of War are coming over here
[Syberus and Adrian Tanner throw off their headsets, and step into the clear. The Mechanic leads the Dogs of War into a war of words with the Connection. We hear the words message to you and look at this and Tag Titles, but not the complete thing, thanks to a lack of Microphones.]
Jeremy Tucker: This situation looks to be quite heated, but the Connection dont seem impressed.
Andrew Fulton: Whats Adrian passing Syberus?
looks like a can of Vanilla Coke
[While the Mechanic is talking, Syberus opens the can of Vanilla Coke, seemingly ignoring everything that hes saying. He takes a sip, then suddenly blasts the can across the forehead of the mechanic, sending Coke everywhere and sending him down. The Dogs of War furiously advance on the Connection, who high tail from the scene.]
Jeremy Tucker: The Connection are running from the Dogs of War!
Andrew Fulton: Man, Syberus really pelted the DOWs manager with that can. Musta gone in his eyes, too.
Jeremy Tucker: Wait a minute
were just getting something from the backstage area
[Camera cuts to backstage, the House of Pain, Legacy and Kota, have just laid out Alexander Delvecchio and Ned Chambers. They proceed to lay in on both men with hard rights and lefts on the ground, then stomp some holes to boot.]
Jeremy Tucker: The House of Pain dont seem too pleased to have lost here tonight!
Andrew Fulton: Tell me about it, theyre destroying Ned and Alexander. This is brutal.
Jeremy Tucker: They were supposed to be having a match tonight
they must have bumped into each other backstage
and then the HOP!
Andrew Fulton: Those two men arent happy by a long shot.
[Reginald P. Packer spits in the general direction of Ned and Delvecchio, and the three men leave the two motionless on the floor.]
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:00:35 GMT -5
The Connection vs High Maintenance iFiesta : March 1 2005
[The scene returns to the Anse Chastanet Resort in St. Lucia .... fans eagerly awaiting the main event of the evening. Pedro "El Gallo" Santiago slides into the ring.]
Pedro "El Gallo" Santiago " LADIES AND GENTLEMAN ... THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE FINAL OF THE CARIBBEAN BRACKET OF THE WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT .... THE WINNER GOING THROUGH NEXT WEEK TO MEET THE DOGS OF WAR FROM AUSTRALIA IN THE FINAL.
INTRODUCING FIRST ... COMING TO THE RING AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 512 LBS ... HAILING FROM MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA .... THE "ROLLS ROYCE" JONATHON RICHARDS & THE "NEW SENSATION" NATHAN SLATER ...... HIGH MAINTENANCE!!!!!!
"Massive Attack's Unfinished Sympathy (instrumental version) hits and the New Sensation Nathan Slater and Rolls Royce Jonathan Richards of High Maintenance both make there way out to ringside accompanied to the ring by Gavin Slater. Both Richards and Slater delight in mocking the fans and riling them up, before dismissing them and making there way into the ring.
Pedro "El Gallo" Santiago : AND THERE OPPONENTS (huge pop from the St. Lucia fans) COMING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 448 POUNDS ..... ADRIAN TANNER JR ..... SYBERUS ..... THE CONNECTION!!!!
[The screen is shrouded in static and the arena is filled with the sound of radio interference. An internet dial tone then begins to screech through the sound system for a few seconds, before the lights are shut out and a computerised voice says "Connection failed".]
*I said Hallelujah
*To the sixteen loyal fans
["Battle Flag" by Low Fidelity All Stars begins to play with the above lyrics, and from one side of the curtains each emerge Syberus and Adrian Tanner, the Connection.]
*You're getting down on your mothaf***in' knees,
*And it's time for your sickness again
[Syberus and Adrian Tanner walk down to the ring, pointing some of the more interesting signs out ot each other, as the fans are on their feet.]
*Come on and tell me what you need
*Tell me what is making you bleed
*We got two more minutes and
*We gonna cut to what you need
[They both climb into the ring and mount a turnbuckle each. The fans take the opportunity to shoot some photo's, then they climb back down and the music fades.]
Rios Rivera : Is he still doing the ring announcers gig?
Pablo Escobar : Looks that way Rios ... and how about these two young studs of High Maintenance .. .they have been on a roll here in the Caribbean.
Rios : That they have ... and now with them meeting up with the number one ranked team in this tourney i will be excited to see how it pans out.
The bell rings to get the match underway as Pedro makes his way back to ringside. Tanner starting things off for the Connection, Nathan Slater for High Maintenance.
Adrian trying to see what Slater is made of right off the bat with a hard chop to the chest .... leaving a bright red mark on the New Sensations chest.
Slater fires back with a chop of his own and then is meet with another hard chop from Tanner.
Slater goes for another return chop ... but Adrian catches him with an arm drag and holds on into a armlock submission.
Rios Rivera : These two trying to sound each other out here early.
Pedro : Them chops would be enough sounding out for me ... look at how bright Nathan's chest is.
Slater escapes from the armlock, hooks Adrian in a headlock, and then plants him with a nice bulldog ... then tags in the big man Jonathan Richards.
Pablo : Here we go ... 290 pounds of jaw dropping muscle coming in now.
Pedro and Rios look to each other, then up to Pablo's bodyguard Julio standing behind him and say nothing as Richards moves in for the kill.
Adrian getting to his feet and the Rolls Royce just wails away on him with a flurry of crunching forearms.
Rios : The big man Richards hammering away on Tanner with them forearms ... Ouch.
Adrian down and Richards lifts him up and plants him shoulder first into his knee with a devastating shoulder breaker.
Adrian rolls towards his corner for a tag, but Richards cuts him off, picks him and whips him into the ropes ... Tanner reverses and sends Richards into the ropes, dropping down and catching Richards with a drop toe hold and sending him throat first into the middle rope.
Tanner then tags in Syb .. and they double team the Rolls Royce with a double suplex ..planting him on the mat.
Pedro : Tanner did well to make the tag there ... and now the Caribbean champ is in there with the big bull Jonathan Richards.
Syberus with a sharp kick to the back of Richards head ... dazes the big man and then levels Richards with a hard clothesline.
Richards gets straight back up and Syb sends him down again with a second clothesline.
Richards to his feet again, and again Syb with another clothesline .. Richards a bit slower back to his feet from the third clothesline and Syb quick to nail him with a boot to the face while he was still on one knee.
Syberus then with a quick tag to Adrian.
Rios : Here we go ... the Connection at there best with these quick tags in and out.
Syberus sets Richards up in the ropes for a guillotine, then as he falls back for it, Adrian comes off the nearest turnbuckle with a leg drop.
Tanner then covers Richards for a two count as Richards kicks out with authority.
Adrian tags Syberus back in ... then hooks Richards and reverse Russian leg sweeps him into the turnbuckle.
Syberus whips Richards into the ropes setting up for his powerslam ... but Richards runs right through him with a cracking spear.
Pablo : Shades of Goldberg in that spear .... it was just brutal.
The Rolls Royce hoists Syberus up into the fall away slam position and then swings him around into a rock bottom catatonic, planting Syb on the mat.
Richards then tags in the high flying member of the team Nathan Slater and Slater comes in with style drilling Syberus with a floating leg drop.
Pedro : The Caribbean champ in trouble as Slater makes a cover ... Tanner coming in and breaking the count at two.
The ref ushers Adrian back to his corner and Richards slaps his hands together making the tag sound, and then both members of High Maintenance stomp away on Syberus like he owes them money.
Pablo : High Maintenance still appear to be peeved that Syb is the Caribbean champ and that the match was even allowed to take place, let alone the result stand after they had successfully petitioned for it to be postponed.
Rios : Successfully petitioned? So they say.
Richards lifts Syb up in a bear hug ... squeezing the life out of him and Slater bounces off the ropes jumps up and clotheslines Syberus.
Pedro : Hart Foundation flash back with the Hart Attack there!
Pablo : Only with more force ... did you see Richards drill Syb into the mat with the spinebuster on the way down!
Tanner forces his way back into the ring, pushing past the official and drop kicks big Jonathan Richards out of the ring .... the big man landing awkwardly on his leg on the way down.
Tanner then with a springboard senton to the outside right on the money landing on Richards' chest like it was a bullseye to a huge pop from the St. Lucia crowd.
In the ring ... Syberus still in trouble as Nathan Slater delivers a spinning neck breaker and then mounts the turnbuckle.
Rios : The crowd on there feet here ... as Slater sizing up both Syberus and Tanner on the outside ... they dont know which one he is going to go for ... and neither does he.
Slater moves to face Tanner on the outside going for the big glory spot ... then hesitates and turns back around to face Syb now on his feet ... he launches at Syb with a flying body press ... but Syberus drops down under it ... Slater landing in the proverbial empty pool.
Pedro : He hesitated! The New Sensation hesitated ... and against the Connection ... one mistake is one mistake too many!
Tanner and Richards to there feet on the outside ... Richards favoring the leg he landed on awkwardly .. .and Adrian zero's in on it ... kicking it out from under him .. then lifting up the steel ring steps ... placing Richards' leg on the bottom half, and slamming the top half down heavily on Richards' leg.
In the ring ... Syberus nails Nathan Slater with a Vertical Exploder! Rock Bottom position over into a suplex .... he covers him but Slater shows a lot of heart and kicks out at the last possible second.
Rios : How did he kick out of that one?
Pablo : The kid has guts ... and wont give in.
Syberus picks Slater up into a powerbomb position while Adrian positions himself on the top rope of the nearest turnbuckle. Syberus elevates the opponent and Adrian jumps off the turnbuckle, grabbing the opponents head as The Connection take their victim down into a sit-out powerbomb/ neckbreaker combo.
Rios : FATALLY YOURS!!!! The Connection with the Fatally yours!
Pedro : Syberus with the cover .... hooks the leg .... 1 ....... 2 ......... 3!!!!
Rios : The Connection have done it! They move one step closer to the World Tag Team Championship!
Pedro : What an effort ... High Maintenance took it right to them ... but the Connection showing they can walk the walk as well as talk the talk ... we'll see you next week amigo's when we have the final of the Tag Team Tournament right here in the Caribbean .... the Connection Vs The Dogs of War ... i cant wait!
"Battle Flag" by Lo-Fidelity All Stars hits and The Connection celebrate in the ring ... the Dogs of War with the Mechanic come out onto the rampway looking them over as the scene fades both teams staring each other down.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:01:00 GMT -5
Final The Connection Vs Dogs of War iFESTA : March 15 2005 [The screen is shrouded in static and the arena is filled with the sound of radio interference. An internet dial tone then begins to screech through the sound system for a few seconds, before the lights are shut out and a computerized voice says "Connection failed"] [Momentary silence, in the darkness.] [The screen fills with black and white footage of the Connection. The opening hook to Lo-Fidelity All Stars' "Battleflag" begins to play.] * Your Construction
[The Connection plant Team Mexico's Juan "Smith" with the "Neverender."] * Smells of corruption. [The Connection drop Team Mexicos Rodrigo "Jones" with the "Landline."] * I manipulate
to recreate. [The Connection plant Vulcan with the "Landline."] * This air to ground saga
[Syberus holds Jonathan Richards with his neck in the ropes, Adrian comes off the top rope with a guillotine leg drop.] * Gotta launder
[Syberus picks Slater up into a powerbomb position while Adrian positions himself on the top rope of the nearest turnbuckle. Syberus elevates the opponent and Adrian jumps off the turnbuckle, grabbing the opponents head as The Connection take their victim down into a sit-out powerbomb/neckbreaker combo.] * My karma.
* I SAID HALLELUJAH!
* To the sixteen loyal fans,
* You're getting down on your mothaf***in' knees,
* And its time for your sickness again.
[Adrian Tanner emerges from backstage, to a resounding ovation. He pauses on the stage momentarily and gazes around at the arena full of standing fans. This particular portion of the Connection video is focusing on the exploits of Adrian Tanner, as he stands below the screen making a belt motion around his waist.]
* Come on and tell me what you need now,
* Tell me what is making you bleed.
* We got two more minutes and,
* We gonna cut to what you need.
[Adrian makes his way down the ramp, to cheering fans either side and a Tanner chant.]
* So one of six so tell me,
* One do you want to live?
* And one of seven tell me,
* Is it time for your motherf***in ass to give?
[He rolls into the ring, and strides over to the corner turnbuckle, climbs it, and lets the cameras do the magic.]
* Tell me is it time to get down
on your motherf***in knees?
* Tell me is it time to get down
* I'm blown to the maxim
* Two hemispheres, battlin'
* I'm blown to the maxim
* Two hemispheres battlin'
[The camera returns its focus to the stage.]
* Suckin' up, one last breath,
* Take a drag off of death
[The lights shut out for the third time, and another pause in the music occurs
]
* HEY MR. PO-LICE MAN!
* Is it time for getting away?
* Is it time for driving down the motherf***in' road,
* And running from your ass today?
[Syberus emerges, head bowed, dragging the Caribbean Heavyweight Championship with him. The crowd explode for a second time, as he makes his way down to meet Adrian. As before, the video is focusing on singles accomplishments made by Syberus.]
* Now tell me if- Do you agree, now?
* Or tell me if I'm makin ya bleed,
* I got a few more minutes and,
* I'm gonna cut to what you need.
[He climbs in the ring, and slaps Adrian on the back as he makes his way to the same turnbuckle that Tanner was stood atop a moment ago.]
* So one of six so tell me,
* One do you want to live?
* And one of seven tell me,
* Is it time for your muthaf***in' ass to give?
* Tell me is it time to get down
on your muthaf***in' knees,
* Tell me is it time to get down?
[For this very special occasion of their soon-to-be crowed the World Tag Team Champions, the Connection have gone all out, sporting new matching outfits. Red embossed hooded ring jackets and matching red embossed knee-high shorts with a fancy silver colored gold outlined cross on each side of the shorts, and a gold "C" overlapping the cross making a "TC" like image for The Connection. Both have matching black elbow and knee pads and black boots with gold colored laces.]
[They both mount a turnbuckle each. The fans take the opportunity to shoot some more photo's, then they climb back down and the music fades.]
[The house lights fade as a single white spotlight shines down on the entrance, 'War Machine' by KISS begins to play over the PA system.]
Frank Salazar: Introducing from somewhere other than here... At a combined weight of 630 pounds. Being accompained to the ring by the Mechanic, they are Berserk... Frenzy... They are the Dogs of War!!!
After the Dogs have entered the ring, the camera pulls out to see Adrian Tanner and Syberus, each with microphones in hand. Syberus also holds an open can of Vanilla Coke, which he take a couple sips from. Adrian begins to speak.
Adrian: "You know Syb, as much fun as its going to be to neuter these dogs, I cant help but feel sorry for them."
Syberus : (after taking another sip from his can of Vanilla Coke) "Why's that Aids?"
Adrian: "Well, aside from the fact that their about to lose probably the only chance they'll ever get, let alone_deserve_at these oh so prestigious titles, a little birdy told me something earlier today."
The dogs begin to get restless, but The Mechanic holds them back
Syberus: "What's that?"
Adrian: "Well, and this is just a rumor, but a friend of mine heard that..."someone" might be back."
The dogs start to freak out, the Mechanic's eyes narrow
Syberus: (mock shock in his voice) "Oh no, whoever could that be?"
Adrian: Weeelll....
The house lights dim as Unholy by KISS begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
Rios Rivera : What the hell?!!
Pablo Escobar : No way! He's back!
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[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
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[[I'm the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The camera pans to the ring, showing the Dogs and the Mechanic, who are freaking out.
[The SWAT-tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.]
Suddenly, the Mechanic goes flying forward, out of the ring to the floor holding the back of his head. A can of Vanilla Coke following him. The Connection then nail the Dogs from behind, Adrian dropkicks Berserk out to the floor with the Mechanic and the Connection go to work, double teaming Frenzy. The Mechanic looks around in shock as the lights return to normal and there's no sign of Mars. The Connection, have played them for fools.
Pedro Santiago : I think the Connection just pulled a fast one on the Dogs!
[See, we told you.]
Adrian and Syb both whip Frenzy into the ropes, he comes off towards them full pace, and the both bend over and send Frenzy sailing over the top ropes with a double back body drop ... Frenzy landing right ontop of Beserk and the Mechanic.
Rios Rivera : The Connection kickstarting this title match here like a house of fire!
Pedro Santiago : Adrian then runs and springboards off the top rope to the outside .... landing on both Dogs with a springboard Senton ... the crowd here in San Juan going loco!
The crowd on there feet, as Syberus slides out of the ring and German suplex's Frenzy backwards, sending the back of his head crashing into the ring steps. Adrian towards Beserk and jumps on his back while Beserk is still on the ground .... locking him in a laying down full nelson.
Pablo Escobar : This match is all Connection right now ... they really caught the Dogs of War off guard and i think rattled them with the Mars stuff ..... but if anyone can take it and turn it around its the dogs.
The ref joins them on the outside trying to gain some sort of control, and ushers Adrian into the ring, Syb then tosses Frenzy into the ring to meet Adrian as the ref forces him across to his neutral corner.
Pedro Santiago : Adrian and Frenzy both now in the ring, and don't ask me how, but it appears the ref has somehow got this one under control.
Pablo Escobar : For now at least.
Adrian and Frenzy go to hook up but Adrian ducks under the tie up and pounds into big Frenzy's chest with a sizzling chop. Adrian with another cop to Frenzy, and the big man is on the back foot ... Adrian goes for a third chop ... but Frenzy comes at him with a burst of energy and levels him with a clothesline.
Rios Rivera : Just like that, the power of the Dogs of War turns this one around.
Pablo Escobar : Certainly ... you dont think they came all the way here from Australia just to make up the numbers do you?
Pedro Santiago : The Connection would have us believe so.
Frenzy picks up Adrian and drills him with a shoulder breaker, and then tags in Beserk.
Pablo Escobar : The Connection ... ha ..... they would think every one is just making up the numbers but them.
Beserk comes into the ring, Frenzy holding Adrian prone with a full nelson, and Beserk punishes young Adrian ... with a flurry of left and right body shots.
Rios Rivera : The Dogs of War getting ontop of Adrian here ... they mean business ... but so do the Connection, dont let there bravado fool you, they knew full well what they were getting into with this one, and if you believed they underestimated or were taking the Dogs lightly, then you'd be dead wrong.
Pedro Santiago : Thats not what they would have us believe Rios.
Beserk continues to punish Adrian ... drilling him with a backbreaker, and then choking Adrian on the second rope.
The ref moves in to pull Beserk away from Adrian, and Beserk moves off with him, and begins taunting Syberus ...allowing Frenzy and the Mechanic to go to work on Adrian from the outside. The Mechanic is pulling Adrian by the hair choking him out with that rope, while Frenzy stomps away on Adrian.
Pablo Escobar : Tag Team wrestling a, at its finest!
Rios Rivera : Well ... sort of Pablo ... Beserk is trying his darndest to distract the ref and taunt Syb into the ring ... but Syb is having none of it ... brushing off his hands and refusing to enter the ring ... showing full confidence in his partner.
The referee notices the Mechanic and Frenzy double teaming Adrian and pushes past Beserk to admonish them. Frenzy and the Mechanic both back off ... and Beserk crunches Adrian with a running knee to the kidneys while he was still dangling on the second rope.
Pedro Santiago : These Dogs of War are just vicious ... and sure have turned this one around from the start.
Pablo Escobar : I like a the Dogs of War a.
Beserk then tags in Frenzy ... Beserk this time holding Adrian as Frenzy pummels into Adrian, the Dogs of War using the full five count until Beserk makes his way out of the ring.
Rios River : The amount of punishment Adrian is taking in there is incredible ... he needs a tag .. and soon!
Frenzy lifts Adrian up in the middle of the ring with a press slam .... holding him up there for what seems like forever ... staring Syberus in the eye before dropping him down onto his knee with a sickening thud. Which makes Syberus involuntarily shudder on the outside.
Pedro Santiago : Frenzy with the cover ... one .... two ...... Adrian gets a shoulder up!
Pablo Santiago : This young a, man a, has proved it a, time a, and time a, and time a, again a ... he just wont give up .... no matter how badly he gets a, beaten a.
A nice applause from the San Juan crowd for the kick out, these fans right behind the Connection. Adrian slowly makes it to his feet ... and out of no where goes for the day tripper superkick ... but to no avail ... Frenzy caught the foot.
Rios River : Adrian with the Day tripper attempt there, but Frenzy caught his foot just in time .... Enziguri!
Pablo Escobar : Adrian swinging around with the Enziguri there ... Frenzy knew it was coming and tried to duck out of the way .... but Adrian caught him flush with it right on the back of the head!
Huge pop from the crowd from the enziguri, and Adrian starts crawling towards his corner. Beserk jumps the ropes and charges in towards him ... the ref ushering him back to the outside as the crowd erupts for the hot tag into Syberus.
Rios River : Here we go! The Caribbean champ has been itching to get in there ... and he wastes no time ... jumping into the ring and charging at Frenzy with some closed fist strikes to the gut ..... Beserk comes across towards Syberus and Syb catches him with a kick to the back of his leg ... taking him off his feet, and Syb then half kicks / half shoves Beserk in the ass, cockily mocking him ... whats this?
The referee is now really admonishing Syberus ... sending him back to the outside .. it appears he didnt see the tag.
Pedro Santiago : This is unbelievable! 14,000 people saw that tag ... he must of been the only one in the place to miss it!
Pablo Escobar : You cant a call what you cant a see.
Syberus irate goes to the outside .... smoke almost visibly coming from his ears .... Adrian jumps to his feet and rolls up Frenzy ... but the ref is still occupied with Syberus and cant count ....
WHAM!
Beserk with a running knee to the kidneys of Adrian breaks the cover ... and sends Tanner to the mat clutching his kidneys in pain.
Rios Rivera : The Mechanic has these boys well drilled ... i'll give him that ... they have a strategy ... and are executing it to perfection .... Adrian must be bleeding internally ... and i am not sure if he can continue for much longer amigos.
Frenzy tags in Beserk ... and the both double chokeslam Adrian ... one hand each around his neck ... up and down!.
Pedro Santiago : Beserk then goes for a cover ... hooks the leg ... one .... two ..... th .... Adrian rolls the shoulder.
Beserk slams his hand onto the mat in rage and then mounts Adrian and starts pummelling into him with some big lefts and rights.
Adrian tries to cover up .... and somehow rolls Beserk over and starts going to town on him with some heavy rights and lefts of his own.
The crowd jump to there feet as Adrian wails away on Beserk ... screaming for him to make the tag to Syb ... Frenzy senses the momentum switching and enters the ring ... taking Adrian down from behind with a double ax handle shot.
Rios Rivera : Syberus goes to come back in ... and then thinks better of it ... smiling bitterly at the ref from the outside .... as Beserk holds Adrian up and Frenzy bounces off the ropes with a Big Boot ..... right to his partner Beserk!
Pedro Santiago : BESERK JUST NAILED FRENZY WITH THE BIG BOOT!
Rios Rivera : Adrian rolls out of the way just in time .... and now Adrian lunges for the corner and the hot tag to Syberus ... the crowd all up on there feet as Syb charges the ring.
Syberus charges into the ring and catches Beserk with a Spinebuster ... Frenzy up on his feet charges at Syb ... and Syb catches him and drills him into the mat with a powerslam.
Pedro Santiago : Syberus is on fire! He has been dying to get in there ... and is taking all of that pent up frustration out on the Dogs like only Syberus can!
Syberus continues the onslaught ...lifting Beserk up for a suplex and turning it into a neckbreaker ... he then levels Frenzy with a full nelson slam.
Tanner comes back into the ring ... barley having time to catch his breathe ... but sucking it up, as he comes in, Syberus drop toes holds Beserk, Adrian then catches Beserk with a sliding dropkick to a big pop.
Adrian then drop toe holds Frenzy and Syberus nails Frenzy in the back on his way down with an elbow drop.
Beserk gets to his feet, and Syb and Adrian send him toppling over the top rope with a double drop kick.
Rios Rivera : The Connection showing here why they are the best tag team in the World right now ... Adrian withstood the storm from the Dogs ... and now they are .....
The ref is trying to usher Adrian out of the ring ... and The Mechanic slides into the ring and takes Syb out from behind with a double ax handle.
Pablo Escobar : The a Mechanic might a, just a, have a, something to say a, about who is the best a, tag a, team a, in a, the world a.
The ref still tied up with Adrian and Beserk makes his way back into the ring, he Frenzy and the Mechanic all triple teaming Syb stomping away on him like a pack of wild dogs .... wild Dogs of War.
Rios Rivera : Every time The Connection look to be getting the upper hand ... the Dogs of War bend the rules to there favor.
Pablo Escobar : Its only cheating a, if you get caught a.
Adrian rushes past the official and takes out both the dogs with a double clothesline ... the huge Mechanic then hooks Adrian around the throat and lifts him up into the air for a chokeslam ... but Adrian counters out of it, sending the Mechanic through the ropes to the outside with an arm drag.
Rios Rivera : The Mechanic on the outside ... both Dogs of War slowly getting to there feet from that double clothesline ...OHHH MY GOD!
Adrian Tanner with a breath taking springboard 450 leg drop to the outside takes out the Mechanic to a huge pop from the crowd. In the ring, Syberus has both of the Dogs and rams both there heads together in a double noggin knocker ... Adrian makes his way back into the ring and a four way brawl ensues.
Tanner and Beserk are duking it out, as are Syberus and Frenzy. Beserk sends Adrian out to the floor and then follows him out there while Syb and Frenzy continue to exchange blows in the ring.
Pedro Santiago : This one has now completely broken loose ... the ref losing all control ... for a change.
Beserk with a bodyslam on Adrian on the outside as Syb sets up Frenzy, and nails the Pure Confidence.
Rios Rivera : PURE CONFIDENCE! Syberus just got Frenzy with the Pure Confidence ... this one is all over!
Syberus with the cover, hooks a leg.
Pedro Santiago : One .... two ...... thre (the Mechanic grabs Syb by the leg and rips him off of Frenzy breaking the count).
Rios Rivera : How close was "that"?
The Mechanic with Syb on the outside .... goes for a clothesline, but Syb ducks the shot and hits a neckbreaker. Syb slides back into the ring and walks right into a big boot from Frenzy.
Beserk on the outside has Adrian at the safety rail, and goes to ram his head into it, but Adrian grabs hold of the rail and blocks the shot, then whacks Beserk in the bread basket with a back elbow, and sends him face first into the safety rail.
Frenzy follows up his big boot with a huge powerbomb, and a cover of his own.
Pedro Santiago : Frenzy now goes for the cover .... one ... two .... (Adrian breaks up the pin.)
Syberus gets to his feet and lifts Frenzy up for a suplex ... when he gets him parallel with the mat, Adrian hooks Frenzy's legs on his shoulders while Syberus keeps him in the headlock. Both men then jump down taking their opponent down in a spinning neckbreaker/powerslam combo.
Rios Rivera : LANDLINE! The Connection just hit the Landline ... thats got to be it now!
Pedro Santiago : Adrian covers, hooking the leg. One .... two ........ thre (Beserk lunges into the ring breaking the count to a gasp from the crowd.)
The Mechanic slides back into the ring, this time carrying one of the tag team belts with him ... he lines up Syberus and charges at him, but Syb ducks and The Mechanic accidentally cleans Beserk's clock with the tag belt.
Rios Rivera : Big mistake there by the Mechanic. I've said it before and i'll say it again. When your in there with the Connection, one mistake is one too many.
Beserk sails to the outside courtesy of the belt shot from the Mechanic ... the Mechanic turns around, and walks right into a Revolver from Adrian ... the crowd going absolutely wild.
Frenzy snarls at Adrian for putting his hands on his manager and the two begin brawling ....Syberus comes up from behind and hooks Frenzy by the hair in an inverted headlock then drills him with a reverse DDT.
Syberus then points at Adrian and the crowd all jump to there feet as Adrian heads to the outside ... and climbs to the top turnbuckle.
Syberus grabs Frenzy in a powerbomb position, lifts him up and Adrian comes off the top, grabbing Frenzy in a neckbreaker as Syb drops Frenzy in a sit out powerbomb.
Rios Rivera : FATALLY YOURS! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
Adrian rolls out of the way and Syberus covers Frenzy.
Pedro Santiago : Syb with the cover ..... ONE ... TWO ...... THREE!!!!!
Rios Rivera : THE CONNECTION WIN IT! THE CONNECTION ARE THE SWAT WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!
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