SWAT Team
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The Promise Land
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:54:49 GMT -5
[The scene opens up to show a jam packed sky dome in Toronto Canada, the fans are going wild and the shot then moves to the commentating booth, where we see Melvyn and Ross Carlisle.]
Ross Carlisle : Hello fans, and welcome to Ring Syndicate's second joint ppv, ONE WILD NIGHT!
Melvyn : We got some big matches for you all tonight and some not so big!
Ross Carlisle : Ignore him, they are all huge amtches, we got the World Heavyweight, Tag Team and Cruiserweight titles being defended, plus three lethal lottery matches, with the winners all going at it for a shot at the World Champ at our next big joint ppv in Feb!
Ross Carlisle: And here we go folks, with the World Cruiserweight Championship! This one should be a doozy with a rematch from Genesis, Terence Tyler vs Syberus.
Melvyn: Did you just say doozy?
Ross Carlisle: Yes, why?
Melvyn:
*SMACK* (blocked by Ross.)
Ross Carlisle: Dont start with me already boy. Im in no mood for your crap today.
Melvyn: Whatever Mike
Ross Carlisle: Why you
Lou Jackson: Ladies and gents, this next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the World Cruiserweight Championship!
[As the lights in the arena dim to darkness, silver and bright blue sparks set off from the stage giving some light onto the entrance stage. Green and white sparks then shoot up into the high of the arena. Then the lights come back on with Terence Tyler standing there with his head looking towards the ceiling. Then a big bang makes the Rich and Famous blast out as Terence Tyler walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He stands in the middle of the ring, usually juggling with three balls he bought down from the back.]
Lou Jackson: Introducing first, the challenger, standing 58 tall and weighing in tonight at 212lbs. Hailing from Pittsburgh PA, TEEEERRRRREENNNNCCCEEEE TYYYYYYYYYLEEEEEEERRRR!!
["Smooth" by Santana and Rob Thomas starts to play, and the crowd give a loud but mixed reaction. Through the intense heat, the Syb marks still let themselves be heard. Syberus appears through the curtain with the World Cruiserweight Championship around his waist and wearing a long robe, red to match his gear. Under the robe we can also see hes wearing a dark red T-Shirt which reads Pure Confidence in white lettering. He pauses on the stage and looks around at the crowd for a moment before making his way down the ramp, as the lyrics begin
]
*Man, its a hot one.*
*Like seven inches from the mid-day sun.*
*I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone, but you stay so cold.*
*My munequita
*
*My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa.*
*Youre my reason for reason
*
*
The step in my groove, yeah.*
[Once in the ring, Syberus climbs a turnbuckle and raises an index finger salute. The reaction from the crowd is mostly female screams. He then climbs back down and unstraps the Cruiserweight title, then climbs the opposite turnbuckle and holds the belt up as the chorus of Smooth comes into play.]
*And if you said This life aint good enough*
*I would give my world to lift you up.*
*I can change my life to better suit your mood.*
*Cause youre so smooth.*
*And its just like the ocean, under the moon.*
*Well thats the same emotion that I get from you.*
*You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth, yeah.*
*So give me your heart, make it real
*
*Or just forget about it.*
[Syberus plays to the crowd some more, who by this point cant deny the electricity of his entrance. Most are applauding or cheering, and all- women are screaming. Red and White confetti begins to fall from the ceiling. He lays the Cruiserweight title down on the mat, then takes off his robe. (More female screams.) Syberus then throws the robe into the crowd, and takes off his Pure Confidence T-Shirt. (Yet more female screams.) Syberus then basks in the falling confetti.]
*Ill tell you one thing
*
*If you would leave itd be a crying shame.*
*In every breath and every word, I hear your name calling me out
*
*Out from the barrio.*
*You hear my rhythm on the radio.*
*You feel the turning of the world,*
*So soft and slow, turning you
round and round*
*And if you said This life aint good enough*
*I would give my world to lift you up.*
*I can change my life to better suit your mood.*
*Cause youre so smooth.*
*And its just like the ocean, under the moon.*
*Well thats the same emotion that I get from you.*
*You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth, yeah.*
*So give me your heart, make it real
*
*Or just forget about it.*
[At this point the music immediately shuts off and the last of the confetti falls onto Syberus and the ring. The crowd gives a roar of applause for the Cruiserweight Champion, who finally hands his belt over to the official. Two ringside crew members hurry themselves to clear the ring of confetti before the start of the match.]
Lou Jackson: And his opponent, weighting in at 220lbs and standing 60 even, he hails from San Jose, CA, The Ring Syndicate World Cruiserweight Champion
SYYYYYYYYYBEEEEERRRUUUUUSSSS!
Ross Carlisle: Tyler-Syberus II. This should be a great bout if their Triple Threat at Genesis was any indication.
Melvyn: Not really. The Champs got this one, easy. I give Tyler five minutes in that ring before Pure Confidence, and Bam! One match down!
Ross Carlisle: I wouldnt be so sure of that. Tylers grown leaps and bounds since Genesis to become one of the go-to guys in East Coast, while Syberus
hasnt, barely escaping his last title defense with a DQ and losing an Australian Title match with Adrian Tanner. I have to say Tylers the favorite in this match.
Melvyn: Youd be wrong. But whatever
Ross Carlisle: Referee Mark Maxim, once again the official for this match, explaining the rules to our competitors.
Melvyn: What is this guy, like the designated Cruiserweight Title match referee?
Ross Carlisle: So what if he is? Syberus, out of character here, offering a handshake to his opponent
Tyler is reluctant to shake, but cautiously does.
Melvyn: Psych!
Ross Carlisle: Syberus pulls back before the shake, pushing his hair with his hand. Thats disrespectful.
Melvyn: Who cares?
*SLAP* (Syberus turns back around and gets backhanded by the challenger.)
Ross Carlisle: Tyler cares! Both men nose to nose now, and Syberus challenging Tyler to do that again
*SLAP* (Tyler slaps Syberus again and the champ explodes with rights and lefts on Tyler.)
Ross Carlisle: Syberus is in disbelief. He didnt think Tyler had it in him to slap him twice. Whip to the ropes on Tyler by Syberus. Tyler comes back, leapfrogs the champ, and off the other ropes, Syberus drops to the mat and Tyler goes over him, stops and moonsaults onto Syberus!
Mark Maxim: 1
Ross Carlisle: Syberus kicks out with gusto there. Both men back up, the champ charges at Tyler, Tyler leapfrogs and this time Syberus stops and waits for Tyler to turn around before nailing a perfect dropkick.
Melvyn: Thats it champ!
Ross Carlisle: As you have so graciously put it before, it was one move.
Melvyn: It was one move from the champ, Mike. That matters!
Ross Carlisle: sigh. Syberus posing for the crowd, when he should be following up on his one move. He finally turns around, and gets planted with a dropkick from Tyler! Tyler poses and pulls Syberus up, and sends him back down with a suplex. Tyler pulls Syberus up and lands another, and goes for another but Syberus blocks with his own suplex. Syberus pulls Tyler up and motions for the evenflow, but Tyler reverses into a northern lights with a bridge
Mark Maxim: 1
2
(kickout)
Melvyn: Cmon Syb, fight back! I got money riding on your punk ass!
Ross Carlisle: Youre betting on matches now?
Melvyn: Why not? That other fed does it.
Ross Carlisle: Touché. Syberus, enraged, clotheslines Tyler as they both get up. Syberus whips Tyler, reversed, Tyler sends Syberus to the ropes and runs at him but Syberus pulls the top rope down and Tyler falls to the apron. Syberus goes to grab Tyler but Tyler with a shoulder to the midsection of Syberus, sunset flip into a cover
Mark Maxim: 1
2
(kickout)
Ross carlilse: Reversed by Syberus
Mark Maxim: 1
2
Ross Carlisle: Reversed again by Tyler!
Mark Maxim: 1
2
Ross Carlisle: Syberus gets out, hooks the legs and rolls over.
Mark Maxim: 1
2
.
Ross Carlisle: Tyler bridges out, backslide
!
Mark Maxim: 1
2
2.5
(Kickout!)
Ross Carlilse: Amazing! Both men back to their feet as the crowd applauds that nice display of counters.
Melvyn: Fuck the Indy Applause Stance. Kill him Syberus!
Ross Carlisle: Syberus rushes Tyler, but gets taken down with a drop toehold into the ropes! Tyler climbs out to the apron and drops a leg on Syberus, then rolls back in for the cover.
Mark Maxim: 1
2
(kickout)
Ross Carlisle: Tyler plants Syberus with a bodyslam and then pulls him toward the turnbuckle. Tyler motioning for his Swinging Hell move to the crowd from the top turnbuckle now
But Syberus kicks Mark Maxim into the ropes and crotches Tyler! Highlight Cutter from the top turnvuckle!!
Melvyn: YES!
Ross Carlilse: Cover
Mark Maxim: 1
..2
..2.5
(KICKOUT!)
Melvyn: NOOO! Damn you, finish him Syb!
Ross Carlisle: Tyler kicks out, and Syberus is fuming. Syberus pulls the challenger to his feet; motions to the crowd
even flow! Cover
Mark Maxim: 1
2
(Kickout!)
Ross Carlisle: Syberus yelling at the ref hooks the leg again
Mark maxim: 1
2
(Kickout!)
Ross Carlilse: Syberus hooks the leg a third time
Mark Maxim: 1
2
(kickout!)
Ross Carlisle: And again, Tyler kicks out!
Melvyn: (Stomping the ground and hitting the desk in rthym) Kill! Kill! Kill!
Ross Carlisle: Thats so wrong.
Melvyn: Shut up Mike.
Ross Carlilse: Syberus arguing with Maxim now. He should be worrying about Tyler instead of jawing with the referee!
Melvyn: if the champ feels hes getting screwed, like he is, he has every right to bitch at this so called referee, Mike.
Ross Carlisle: Melvyn, do you watch Ring Syndicate?
Melvyn: Sure do. Great stuff, well anytime my pal Andy talks in Oz, why?
Ross Carlisle: Mike Ross works in Australia you dumb
forget it.
Melvyn: Consider it forgotten Mike. Heh.
Ross Carlisle: Syberus still arguing with the ref
Low blow and a roll up by Tyler!
Mark Maxim: 1
2
2.9
(KICKOUT)
Ross Carlisle: Neither man wants to lose this match! Tyler pulls Syberus up, whips him to the turnbuckle. Tyler runs at Syb, but the champ catches him with a boot to the face.
Syberus: Hey, ref
over there.
[Mark Maxim looks away, Syberus kicks Tyler square in the nuts.]
Melvyn: oh man, haha, thats rich. The idiot actually looked away!
Ross Carlisle: Yes, haha
Syberus grabs Tyler and plants him on the top turnbuckle, then turns around to pose for the fans. Syberus turns around and gets kicked in the head by Tyler! Syberus staggers back
hurricanrana by Tyler
DISAPPEARING ACT!
Mark Maxim: 1
2
.
2.9
.
. 3!!!!
Melvyn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Ross Carlisle: YES! Terence Tyler has done it. New Cruiserweight Champion!
Lou Jackson: Your winner, and NEW Ring Syndicate World Cruiserweight Champion
. TEEEEEERREEEEENCEEE TYYYLEEEEEEERRRR!!!
[Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous hits as Mark Maxim hands Tyler the Cruiserweight Title.]
Melvyn: (banging his head repeatedly into the desk) Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Ross Carlisle: Well any decision that has that effect on my partner gets my admiration. Good show Tyler! Both men back up now. Syberus cant believe it. Look at Tyler being the better man and offering a hand shake. Syberus looks at Tyler, perplexed, and then shakes his hand? Well, I didnt see that coming.
[Syberus shakes Tylers hand, then asks for the mic from Lou Jackson.]
Syberus: Dont get too attached to that belt, Im coming back for it.
[Tyler nods, saying Anytime, and Syberus leaves the ring as Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous hits again as we fade to backstage.]
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SWAT Team
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The Promise Land
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:55:13 GMT -5
Lou Jackson: Ladies and Gentlemen, this tag team match is scheduled for one fall.
[The lights dim, the fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage during the beginning chords of Chain by The Fire Theft.]
Lou Jackson: Introducing first from Ring Syndicate: Australia, at 6 6, weighing in at 290 lbs
Phoenix!
[When the song hits the first 'CHAIN' flame pyro explodes all over the stage and Phoenix appears in the center of the circle with the UCW World title around his waist. Phoenix mouths off to the crowd on the way down the ramp.
He slides into the ring, hops up and hits the turnbuckle to the second rope, pounding his chest and the arms go out to the sides, sans Raven, then the arms go straight up for the two fingered salute as the corner opposite him explodes in fire. Phoenix hits all four corners, then pulls off the jacket and the belt dropping them in the last corner.]
Lou Jackson: And his partner
[Nothing Sacred By Memento begins to play.]
Lou Jackson: Also hailing from Ring Syndicate: Australia, at 6 2, weighing in at 240 lbs
Herrooo!
[The arena goes black as the opening chat begins. With the first drumbeat, A flash of pyros go off around the tron as the lights also flash back in. Hero stands on the ramp, looking around the arena. As he walks down to the ring, he slaps hands with some of the fans at ringside. Hero slides into the ring and poses for the fans. When hes done he goes over to Phoenix and begins talking.]
Ross Carlisle: It looks like Phoenix and Hero are going over some last minute strategy while they wait for the arrival of their opponents.
Melvin: Like it matters, Phoenix and Hero are going mop the floor with Stein and Griffen.
Lou Jackson: And their opponents
[Piercing hawk and eagle cries then seconds later Take Me Away strains the speakers.]
Lou Jackson: Introducing from Ring Syndicate: East Coast, at 6 8, weighing in at 325 lbs, one half of the Birds of Prey, Matt Griffeennn!
[Griffen appears at the top of the ramp with Lady Hawke by his side. The pair begins making their way to the ring and stop at ringside waiting for Griffens partner. Phoenix slides out of the ring and he and Griffen shake, grabbing each other by the inner forearm, showing respect.]
Lou Jackson: And his partner
[The arena goes black. Overhead, projected images appear above, and three symbols flash slowly in progression- Alpha, then Omega, then and the Punisher skull. The graphic switches to a loop, with a three-dimensional skull rotating and the graphic "Dan Stein".]
Lou Jackson: Accompanied to the ring by the lovely Domino, from Ring Syndicate: Australia, at 6 7, 265 lbs
Dan The Punisher Steiinnn!
[The lights slowly fade on as Dan Stein walks out with his manager Domino flanking him. Stein slowly raises the Peacemaker to acknowledge the crowd, then makes his way to the ring area.]
# Yeah, I am the Astro-Creep
#A demolition-style hell American Freak yeah
#I am the Crawling dead
#A phantom in a box shadow in your head say
# Suicide freedom off the blast read the fucker lies yeah
# Scratch off the broken skin
# Tear into my heart make me do it again yeah
#More human than human, more human than human
[Once in the ringside, Stein glares over at Griffen before pointing the Peacemaker II at Phoenix and Hero in the ring. Stein stares at the pair for a moment before raising the Peacemaker II over his head.]
Lou Jackson: The referee for this match, Jimmy Nor.
Ross Carlisle: All four men are in the ring now receiving their instructions from the ref.
Melvin: Looks like Stein and Phoenix are going to be starting things off.
[Phoenix gets nailed with a charging AxHandle from Stein.]
Ross Carlisle: The Punisher wasting no time.
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Melvin: There is a lot of history going into this match.
[Stein begins laying the boots to Phoenix.]
Ross Carlisle: Thats for sure. Phoenix brought Griffen into the East Coast
[Stein drops a fist right on the top of Phoenixs head.]
Ross Carlisle: And Stein is involved in a feud against Hero, Phoenix and the rest of their stable mates.
[Stein climbs to his feet. Phoenix is up again.]
Melvin: Phoenix tags in Hero.
[Hero with a running clothesline on Stein.]
Ross Carlisle: Stein tags in Griffen.
[Griffen sends Hero into the corner.]
Ross Carlisle: Stein wraps Hero up in the corner.
[Griffen chopping away on Hero.]
Melvin: Hero is being double-teamed!
[Hero fights his way out of the corner.]
Ross Carlisle: Griffen tackles Hero.
[Griffen punching away on Hero.]
Melvin: Reversal! Get him, Hero!
[Hero with a headlock on Griffen.]
Ross Carlisle: Griffen has too much power for Hero.
[Griffen gets to his feet and pushes Hero off.]
Melvin: Griffen tags in Stein.
[Stein and Hero lockup. Hero sends Stein into the turnbuckles.]
Ross Carlisle: Hero tags in Phoenix and Phoenix charges the corner.
[Stein steps out of the way letting Phoenix crash in to the turnbuckles. Stein moves behind Phoenix and lifts him to the top rope.]
Melvin: No, Belly-to-back Superplex by Stein.
[Stein tags in Griffen as Phoenix climbs to his feet.]
Ross Carlisle: Surprisingly quick tags by Stein and Griffen.
[Phoenix hits Griffen with a surprise back elbow.]
Melvin: Yah, show him whos boss.
[Phoenix lifts Griffen to his feet. Snapmare takedown by Phoenix.]
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix with a rear chinlock on Griffen.
[The ref moves in to check the hold.]
Melvin: Phoenix is taking that rookie to school.
[Griffen gets to his feet and breaks the hold with two quick elbows, then tags in Stein.]
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix was waiting for him.
[Armbar takedown by Phoenix. He cinches it in, going for the submission.]
Melvin: You can hear Stein grunting in pain as the ref is asking him if he quits.
[Stein reaches up and rakes Phoenixs eyes to break the hold as Griffen jumps into the ring.]
Ross Carlisle: Griffens got Phoenix set up for a DDT.
[Stein legsweeps Phoenix.]
Ross Carlisle: Huge DDT by the team of Stein and Griffen.
[Phoenix gets to his feet as Jimmy Nor forces Griffen out of the ring. Both Phoenix and Stein move back to their corners.]
Ross Carlisle: Which team will get the tag first?
Melvin: Come on, Phoenix!
[Hot tag to Hero.]
Ross Carlisle: Stein makes the tag.
[Griffen and Hero charge each other.]
Melvin: Double Clotheslines!
[Both men are down as the ref begins his count.]
Ross Carlisle: Griffen beginning to show signs of life.
[Phoenix jumps in the ring followed closely by Stein.]
Melvin: Ref, get him out of there!
[Stein begins laying solid punches on Phoenix before stopping and rolling his arms over each other.]
Ross Carlisle: Hes going for it!!
Melvin: Going for what?
[Stein stops moving his arms and begins gyrating his hips.]
Ross Carlisle: Hes going do it!!
Melvin: Do What?
[Stein cocks his elbow back.]
Ross Carlisle: Here it comes!!
Melvin: WHAT??
[Stein elbows Phoenix right on the top of the head sending him out of the ring.]
Ross Carlisle: BIONIC ELBOW!!
Melvin: NO!!!
[Stein Follows Phoenix out of the ring.]
Ross Carlisle: Griffen and Hero both back to their feet.
[They lock-up.]
Melvin: Griffen gets Hero in a headlock. He really is cinching it in there.
[Hero tries to push him off, once, twice, no luck. Griffen takes Hero down with headlock hiptoss.]
Ross Carlisle: Hero is really in trouble against the big man.
[Hero reverses with the hold by getting Griffen in the headscissors.]
Melvin: Thats it Hero, pop his head like a zit.
[The ref goes to the outside to separate Stein and Phoenix.]
Ross Carlisle: Hero really has Griffen in a bad way.
[Griffen tries without success to break Heros hold.]
Melvin: Wheres the ref? Griffen is tapping out!
[Stein slides back into the ring to break the hold as the ref climbs back into the ring.]
Ross Carlisle: Jimmy Nor is admonishing Stein.
Melvin: Wheres the bell? Griffen tapped out!
[Hero drags Griffen back to his feet and sends him into a neutral corner.]
Ross Carlisle: It doesnt count unless the ref sees it.
[Hero goes for the corner splash.]
Melvin: No, Griffen moved!
[Griffen tries to drag himself over for a tag as Hero goes over the top rope.]
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix runs across the ring knocking Stein down just as Griffen was about to tag.
[The ref admonishes Phoenix, as Hero climbs back into the ring.]
Melvin: Hero makes the tag to Phoenix.
[Phoenix drags Griffen back to the center of the ring.]
Ross Carlisle: Elbowdrop by Phoenix.
[Cover by Phoenix.]
Jimmy Nor: One
Two
Ross Carlisle: Kickout by the rookie!
[Phoenix drags Griffen to his knees.]
Melvin: No, Griffen fights out!
[Griffen back to his feet.]
Ross Carlisle: Hard forearm shots on Phoenixs back by Griffen.
[Griffen drags Phoenix back to his corner and makes the tag to Stein.]
Melvin: Stein whips Phoenix into the ropes.
[Phoenix ducks Steins clothesline.]
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix comes back with a crossbody on Stein.
[Both men roll to the outside.]
Ross Carlisle: They've moved to ringside.
[Jimmy Nor starts the count
One.]
Melvin: Heros coming over to help Phoenix.
[Phoenix has Stein in a double chickenwing.]
Melvin: Smash in his skull, Hero.
[Stein ducks.]
Melvin: No!!
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix is unfazed from Heros hard shot.
[Stein rolls Phoenix into the ring and makes the tag to Griffen.]
Melvin: Their double-teaming Phoenix!!
[Double suplex on Phoenix.]
Ross Carlisle: Jimmy Nor forces Stein out of the ring.
[Griffen drags Phoenix to his feet and sets him up for a suplex.]
Melvin: The rookie has his former mentor up in the air.
[Hero comes in the ring to break up the hold, but is cut off by a massive spear from Stein.]
Ross Carlisle: What a huge spear by Stein, it sent both men to the outside.
[Stein is manhandling Hero on the outside.]
Melvin: Oh my God! Hero just went through the French announcers table.
[Griffen still has Phoenix held over his head in a vertical suplex.]
Ross Carlisle: Stein looks like a man possessed out there, Hero just cant get any offense going against the big man.
[Griffen begins slowly turning in the ring with Phoenix above his head.]
Ross Carlisle: Jackhammer!!!
[Griffen goes for the cover.]
Jimmy Nor: One
Two
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix kicks out with authority.
Melvin: Get up, Phoenix get up!
[Griffen begins dragging Phoenix to his feet.]
[The ref has moved to the outside to break up Stein and Hero.]
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix lays in a few elbows, Front Bearhug Slam!
Melvin: No! Stein just laid Hero out with the Twilights Hammer
[Phoenix drags Griffen to his feet and begins pointing at the crowd.]
Ross Carlisle: The crowd is totally mixed right now.
[Stein has Hero set-up for the Hammer of Justice out on the entry ramp.]
Melvin: Phoenix is going show the kid how its really done.
[Phoenix gets Griffen up on his shoulders.]
Ross Carlisle: Jimmy Nor has finally made it back in the ring.
[Almost simultaneously Phoenix and Stein hit their moves.]
Melvin: Phoenix Driver!!
Ross Carlisle: Hammer of Justice!!
[The ref goes for the cover.]
Jimmy Nor: One
[Stein sees the cover and charges the ring.]
Jimmy Nor: Two
[Stein dives through the ropes to break the count.]
Jimmy Nor: Three
[Stein crashes in to Phoenix a heartbeat to late.]
Melvin: Yes! Way to go guys!
[Domino slides the Peacemaker II in the ring to Stein.]
Ross Carlisle: I dont think Stein is too happy about the outcome.
[Phoenix dives out of the ring to get away from Stein.]
Melvin: Na-na, na-boo-boo! You didnt win.
[Lady Hawke slides in the ring to check on Griffen.]
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix is helping Hero back to his feet at the top of the ramp.
[Stein charges out of the ring chasing after Hero and Phoenix.]
Ross Carlisle: The winners of your match beating a hasty retreat from an enraged Dan Stein
[All three men disappear behind the curtain.]
Lou Jackson: Your winners, Hero and Phoenix!
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:55:40 GMT -5
Lou Jackson: The following match is scheduled to be atag team match, one fall, and the winners will go on to the six man elimination match later in the show!
*Rip it up by 28 Days hits and Soutter comes bouncing out on one foot to the beat, he pauses on the ramp, pumping his fist in the air still to the beat. The crowd pops huge and Soutter then swaggers down the ramp.*
Lou Jackson: Introducing first, owner of the CWA, Soutter!
*Soutter steps over the top rope and then poses to the crowd, before dropping for a Soutteruni to another huge pop! Soutter then goes to the corner to await his partner.*
Ross Carlisle: Soutter is just a huge talent here in the Ring Syndicate.
Melvyn: He is huge alright, biggest gut I have ever seen. Wheres his partner, Rollsnbutter?
*Multi colored confetti rains down from the ceiling of the arena, as Reijiro Higashikuni stands on the stage.*
Lou Jackson: And his partner, from parts unknown, Reijiro Higashikuni!
*As basic Japanese pop music hits Reijiro walks to the ring. As he enters the ring he and Soutter have words.*
Ross Carlisle: And the masked man has arrived on the scene, and immediately goes to his tag team partner.
[Believe in Me by Troy Bishop plays over the loudspeakers.]
Lou Jackson: And their opponent, from Riverside, at 6'3" and weighing 235 lbs., here is .... TROY BISHOP !!!!
[The arena goes dark, and a white cross descends from the rafters. Troy is on the cross. He is smiling as he gets off. He has a headphone that has a mic. He shouts out encouragements to the crowd as he slides in. He then ends with "Are you saved?!" as he waits for his partner.]
Ross Carlisle: Hes keeping an eye on Soutter and Reijiro, even though they are just fighting with each other.
Melvyn: How long till his buddies come out?
Ross Carlisle: Oh ha.
The lights black out as the music begins playing over the speaker. Slowly, the chorus can be heard.
"I can't save you,"
The lights go onto dim, as red smoke pours from the pyro vents. A black sillouhette is visible from the smoke.
"And you can't save me,"
The smoke rolls down the ramp as the figure walks into sight. Bishop becomes visible, wearing his black duster. The lights flash repeatedly as Bishop bows, and slowly opens up his coat to reveal the HPWA title belt.
Lou Jackson: And his partner, the HPWA heavyweight champion, BISHOP!
"But I will save this,"
He slowly walks down to the ring, the lights still flashing. About half way down the ramp, the titantron lights up and flashes red, and the lights go off. The music stops.
"And you can help too."
With one last blast, the lights come back on and Bishop climbs into the ring, handing the title to the ref. The music begins to fade, as he climbs up onto each turnbuckle, his coat open. He raises one fist each time, his right fist. And puts the other hand, open palmed, out above his head. He brings down the two together on a middle ground, and then leaps down....going onto the next turnbuckle. Finally, he goes into his corner with Troy, and removes his shades and coat.
Ross Carlisle: These guys could have been pals in the East Coast, if Troy hadnt jumped ship at the merger. Pretty sad that he left the HPWA for the CWA.
Melvyn: Thats life. Deal.
*Soutter steps through the ropes, forcing Reijiro to start the match for their team. Bishop does the same as Soutter yells at him from across the ring.*
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro and Troy to start this match. Troy has to be the weak link here, what with that decimation by Mars at the last show. I mean he was just brutalized.
*Reijiro and Troy hook up mid-ring, Reijiro gets the advantage and starts off with knees to the gut, driving Troy back to the ropes, then he whips him across the ring.*
Melvyn: Yeah, he was, and even hospitalized. Didnt stop him from hopping the barrier in prime condition and taking out Reeve from right next to us though.
*Reijiro hits Troy with a hiptoss on the rebound, but Troy flips through and lands on his feet, twists, and lifts Reijiro hitting a vertical suplex.*
Ross Carlisle: Amazing regenerative powers that guy must have.
*Troy holds on and gets back up, pulling Reijiro for a second suplex. He hits and tries for a third, but the strain is too much and he drops Reijiro again, tagging in Bishop.*
Melvyn: The amazing Chess Man is now in the ring!
*Bishop holds Reijiro bent over and threads his arm through his legs, then lifts him and hits a pumphandle drop.*
Melvyn: Bishop to Queen five!
*Ross gives Melvyn the evil eye.*
Melvyn: Whatd I say?
*Bishop plays off to the crowd as Reijiro rolls to his corner and tags in Soutter. He turns and they are face to face.*
Ross Carlisle: Theres an HPWA matchup were all waiting for, the bustling bandit and the champ, face to face, for the second time in a month! Soutter mouthing off, Bishop just sneering, hauls off with a hard right! Another, and another, he drives Soutter back to the ropes, bounce and the whip, reversal, holds on, short arm clothesline! Standing splash and the pin!
One
Tw
Kickout.
Melvyn: Even with that mammothness covering him, its going to take more than that for Soutter to put away the champ!
*Soutter tags in Reijiro and they double whip Bishop to the ropes, then catch him on the way back with a double flapjack.*
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro to the ropes, Soutter hiptosses Reijiro and slams him down onto Bishop.
*Reijiro recovers quickly then locks on a boston crab. Troy quickly comes in and pulls Reijiro off with a DDT.*
Ross Carlisle: The ref gets over and is trying to get Troy out of the ring
Soutter in and another Soutter Splat on Bishop, on his back this time!
*Soutter quickly rolls out of the ring before the ref can see him, and Reijiro goes back to work on Bishop with some stiff kicks to the back.*
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro pulls Bishop up, looking to the crowd, and quickly snap suplexes Bishop down, rolling over into a fast pin.
One
Two
Kickout.
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro doesnt waste time in rolling Bishop over and slapping on a crossface. And Troy again comes in and kicks Reijiro in the side of the head, forcing a break. Troy gets out a bit quicker this time, and the ref catches Soutter trying to double team Bishop! The ref and Soutter argue and Reijiro gets in on the fight, yelling at Soutter!
*Bishop gets up and waits behind Reijiro, and the masked man turns into a Samoan Drop. Soutter is forced out of the ring as Bishop goes for the pin...*
One...
Tw...
Kickout.
*Bishop rolls to his corner and tags Troy back in.*
Ross Carlisle: Troy Bishop is back in this match now and spears a rising Reijiro straight through the ropes! Both men on the outside of the ring and the ref starts the ten count!
One
Two
*Troy gets up first and starts pulling Reijiro up.*
Three
*Reijiro punches Troy in the gut a few times then breaks contact herd, elbowing him in the face.*
Four
Five
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro grabs Troy, but Troy quickly reverses and tries to whip Reijiro into the steel steps. Reijiro reverses, firemans carry into a flapjack onto the steel! Troy hits chestfirst!
Six
*Reijiro slides back into the ring and collects himself while Troy lays on the ground clutching at his chest.*
Seven
*Bishop drops off the apron and runs around the ring, and hoists Troy up.*
Eight
Ross Carlisle: Bishop rolls Troy back into the ring, breaking the count. Reijiro doesnt look too happy, maybe he was looking for the easy way to the finals.
Melvyn: Reijiro isnt that kind of wrestler.
Ross Carlisle: Why not? After all this is done he needs to get past five others to win. He should be that kind of wrestler.
*Reijiro paces as he waits for Troy to get back to his feet, finally giving up and tagging in Soutter by slapping him across the face! Troy makes it to his corner and tags in Bishop, who immediately shoulder blocks Reijiro from behind, sending him hard into Soutter and knocking Soutter to the floor!*
Ross Carlisle: Not the best teamwork there, and Bishop looks to take advantage, whipping Reijiro across the ring right into Troy! Troy lifts Reijiro straight up in a vertical suplex, drops him straight down SINNERS DDT! Soutter pulls out Bishops legs dropping him to the canvas face first as Troy shoves Reijiro out.
*Troy gets out of the ring in his corner as Soutter rolls himself into the ring. Bishop and Soutter both get up and begin trading blows.*
Ross Carlisle: Theyre exchanging rights, Bishop in with a throat punch, followed up with a stiff forearm shot has the big man rocking
Kick to the gut
Double underhook DDT!
*Bishop lays in the boots then drops and locks on an armbar.*
Ross Carlisle: Soutter not happy with that move, hes screamin his fool head off! Bishop lays off the armbar with a freaked out look on his face and backs off to his corner as the ref checks on Soutter.
*Bishop talks with Troy as Soutter slowly rises, holding his arm and complaining to the ref. Out of nowhere he takes off and crushes Bishop into the corner!*
Melvyn: OUCH! Six hundred pounds just crashed into Bishop, he may as well have gotten hit by a train. Hell, a train wouldnt do as much damage as that small planetoid we call Soutter
Ross Carlisle: He is not six hundred pounds.
Melvyn: Oh really? How do you know?
Ross Carlisle: I have his stat sheet right here.
Melvyn: You believe everything you read?
Ross Carlisle: Sure why not.
Melvyn: Then check this out
*Melvyn produces a book entitled Melvyn and Britney and Christina do Madonna: A True Story! Really! Im Not Lying! and hands it to Ross.*
Melvyn: Enjoy that Mike.
Ross Carlisle: *casually tosses the book over his shoulder, accidentally hitting a seven year old girl in the head* So Soutter turns and hits another corner splash, and the crowd is into Soutter prancing around the ring like the Rikishi wannabe he is.
*Troy tags himself in while Soutter is playing to the crowd and charges at the big man. Reijiro comes out of nowhere, springboarding off the top rope and dropkicking Troy right in the face!*
Ross Carlisle: Soutter hears the commotion behind him, and sees Reijiro getting up and Trou on the floor. Soutter shakes it off
Drags Troy up
EXPLODER 98! Troy gets flattened and Soutter drops for the pin! Bishop stumbles out of the corner but Reijiro tackles him and holds him back
One
Two
THREE!!
*The bell rings as Bishop finally kicks away from Reijiro and pounces on Soutter.*
Break that up! Get down there and do your jobs dammit!
Ross Carlisle: T.H. Power, HPWA owner, sending down a fleet of officials to separate Bishop and Soutter. You know he wants that fight saved for his own programming.
Melvyn: Oh who cares what he wants. Let em fight! Hey, wheres my book?
Ross Carlisle: *looks behind him and sees the girl crying while her father is holding up the book and yelling* Uh
It was so hot, it just spontaneously combusted in my hands. Great job there Mel.
Melvyn: *looking pleased* Yeah thats right youre totally jealous of the Melvyn now aintcha?
Ross Carlisle: Absolutely. You the man
Lou Jackson: Your winners, advancing to the six man finals, Soutter and Reijiro!
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:55:59 GMT -5
Ross Carlisle: This upcoming match is a Lethal Lottery tag team match. It's pitting Rally Jackson and Kilroy Evans, two legends, against Casey Sanchez and Hungry Wolf!
Melvyn: That's correct! I'm expecting great things from all four guys tonight! Who will advance to the six-way match? WHO!?
Ross Carlisle: We'll find out.
Lou Jackson: Introducing first, from Mexico City, weighing in at 230 pounds, CASEY SANCHEZ!
["Go to Sleep" by Eminem, DMX, and Obie Trice plays. Casey Sanchez comes out and he walks down to the ring. He slides in and waits for his partner.]
Melvyn: Casey Sanchez is known as the Beast from Mexico City.
Ross Carlisle: I wasn't aware of that.
Melvyn: Yeup!
*I Will Be Heard hits and T.H. Power comes up on the screen.*
Well, as I thought, one Hungry Wolf is not here in the arena. Sorry Casey. I guess I should wish you good luck though.
Ross Carlisle: Well that sucks for young Casey doesnt it.
Melvyn: We were warned Wolf was a punk. Guess we should have listened.
Lou Jackson: And his opponents, first from Attbury, South Carolina, weighing in at 261 pounds, KILROY EVANS!
Melvyn: Now that Kilroy, he rules.
[There's seven seconds of silence, then seven seconds of orchestral fanfare. After that the guitars to "Go Down" by The Bloodhound Gang kick in and Kilroy Evans comes out from the back to the crowd's cheers, the IWA Tag Team Championship over his left shoulder. He slaps hands and then climbs into the ring, raising his arms to the crowd.]
["Block Rockin' Beats" by Chemical Brothers plays over the loudspeakers.]
Lou Jackson: And his partner, from Rio de Janiero, weighing in at 241 pounds, TIGERHEART" RALLY JACKSON!
[Rally Jackson walks down the aisle. Jackson is wearing a green capoeira gui with yellow trim and he has his dreadlocks tied up behind him. He is a dark skinned Brazilian with various piercings. He has two in his ear, one in the eyebrow, and one in the nose. He takes the top off and throws it into the crowd laughing. He has a small tiger tattoo behind his left shoulder blade and you can see small scars on the small of his back. He continues on down the ramp with a wide grin on his face as a couple green and yellow fireworks go off in the background. He ignores the crowd jeering him and goes straight into the ring. He lowers his shoulder into his opponent then goes right to his corner. His theme music fades, and the bell rings.]
Melvyn: See? We got some of the finest wrestlers in the world in that very ring tonight!
Ross Carlisle: No one ever doubted that, Melvyn!
[Bell Rings. Rally Jackson and Kilroy Evans discusses who starts the match while Casey Sanchez waits. Rally Jackson gets the go.]
Melvyn: Rally Jackson starts the match, and Casey is screwed!
[Rally Jackson shakes his head at Sanchez. They lock up and Casey pushes Rally Jackson into the ropes but Rally Jackson comes back with shoulder block that knocks Sanchez down. Rally lifts Sanchez up and throws him into the corner.]
Ross Carlisle: Rally Jackson is sending Casey a message!
Melvyn: Perhaps and the rest of the boys in the back?
Ross Carlisle: Yes that too.
[Rally Jackson puts the knees into Sanchez's abdomen in the corner repeatedly. The referee breaks him apart. Rally argues with the referee, allowing Sanchez get a break.]
Ross Carlisle: Casey's getting some wind back.
[Rally Jackson and Casey lock up but Rally boots him in the stomach. He then flips backwards, kicking Casey Sanchez squarely in the face.]
Melvyn: That's the Tiger Kick!
Ross Carlisle: Rally with an amazing kick!
[Rally Jackson lifts Sanchez and piledrives him into the mat. Jackson tags in Kilroy Evans.]
Melvyn: Kilroy is in now!
[Kilroy fakes a lockup and goes for a legsweep, but Casey jumps up, Kilroy catches him and spinebusters him. Jackson is seen outside the ring dialing his cell phone.]
Ross Carlisle: What's this? Who's Jackson calling now?
Melvyn: Your wife, BWAHAHAHA!
Ross Carlisle: Shut up Melvyn! Doesn't Rally have any respect for his opponents?
Melvyn: Apparently not!
[Kilroy lifts Casey and DDTs him. He taunts Sanchez on the floor. Kilroy waves Rally in, but Rally shakes him off.]
Melvyn: Apparently that phone call is quite important to him.
[Kilroy goes for the single arm DDT but Casey reverses it into a sidewalk backbreaker. He backs off to the corner and threads himself through the ropes.]
Ross Carlisle: Casey Sanchez is forcing a break now, but that wont last, and hes back in it.
[Kilroy kicks a charging Sanchez in the face and then picks him up and piledrives him. He looks at Rally who is still on the phone. He then does the jawbreaker on Casey Sanchez.]
Melvyn: Sanchez is convulsing in the ring from that nasty jawbreaker!
[Kilroy goes to the top rope and executes a body splash on Casey Sanchez. He sees Rally has finally gotten off the phone and he tags him in. Rally clotheslines Casey and he hooks him up and takes three skips and tiger drives Sanchez]
Ross Carlisle: That's the GRASSHOPPER DRIVER!
Melvyn: Nice change of tone, Carlisle.
[Rally throws Sanchez into the corner and he goes to the top rope. He pulls Sanchez up and falls down, piledriving Sanchez.]
Melvyn: TOP ROPE PILEDRIVER!
[Rally lifts Sanchez and german suplexes him, holding on and executes a tiger suplex, but holds on again to do a dragon suplex. ]
1....2..... [Rally pulls him up, breaking the count. Kilroy comes in and kicks Casey in the face. He then grabs Sanchez and picks him up in an alabama slam. He slams Sanchez out of the ring.]
Ross Carlisle: ALABAMA SLAM OUT OF THE RING!
[Kilroy tosses Casey back in the ring. Rally picks Sanchez up and falcon arrows him. He tags Kilroy in. Kilroy stares at the body of Sanchez. He goes to grapple but changes his mind. He tags Rally back in.]
Ross Carlisle: Kilroy isn't wrestling anymore?
[Rally lifts Sanchez up and pulls him up to the top rope. He executes a ganso bomb.]
Ross Carlisle: THAT"S THE RIO DEAL '02!
Melvyn: That's right!
[Rally covers.]
1....2.....3!!!
Melvyn: RALLY AND KILROY WIN!
Ross Carlisle: Like there was any doubt.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:56:13 GMT -5
[We cut to see Cobryn walking down the hall with a coffee in his hand, he looks like he doesn't have a care in the world. Cobryn rounds a corner and passes Soutters locker room. The door is open and Soutter is sitting in there breathing heavily from the tag match he just had.]
[Both men lock eyes, and stare at each other for a moment, Cobryn's look then changes to one of dismisal, like he was looking at someone below him, and he snorts and moves on down the hall, the shot the moves in on Soutter.]
Soutter (to himself after Cobryn has gone) : Yeah, keep going sweet mouth.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:56:40 GMT -5
[The scene fades back in on Rob Mayeda and Yoskei Sato. The Japanese Commentating team, commentating from the Japanese commentating table, which happens to be a sky box.] Rob Mayeda: This is alright
Much better than the Spanish commentating set up. Yoskei Sato: You did Spanish commentating? Rob Mayeda: Hai, Life get rough sometimes my friend. Though they called it Mexican
as if that was the language we were speaking. Roberto Rodriguez was my handle. It was weird though because we werent really commentating
they just used our table to throw other guys through. Which is actually a good thing, because I dont speak Spanish. Yoskei Sato: How about Mexican? Rob Mayeda, continuing: But it paid the rent, and half the alimony to my ex-wife. Yoskei Sato: Marcy? Rob Mayeda: No. Yoskei Sato: Beth? Rob Mayeda: No. Yoskei Sato: Gwen? Rob Mayeda: No no, Julie. The bitch. Yoskei Sato: Hai
{Away from the mic} Waiter, waiter
. Another order of chicken fingers and a wine cooler when you get a chance. Rob Mayeda: And a bottle of Yukon. Yoskei Sato: Not again
Yoskei Sato: JoJo is like Bizarro-Pokeman.
Rob Mayeda: Everybody in Japan hates him
. And Everybody out of Japan loves him. I cant blame them though, did you see A Very JoJo Christmas?
Yoskei Sato: Hai. Anything with Ralph Macchio in it is a good thing. Im still lobbying for a Karate Kid IV The Sweaty Dojo.
[JoJo stands with his back to the crowd, His platinum mullet JoJo glimmering in the lights, an elaborate robe with the words The Big Ragoo in jeweled script on the back. He waves his arms to quiet down the crowd, but they continue to cheer.]
[JoJo waves his arms again
. Still more cheering.]
[Another wave, more cheering.]
[JoJo finally turns his head around and speaks into the mic.]
JoJo: No really, JoJo is trying to sing here.
[JoJo turns back around, and then goes into a long drawn out version of I Put A Spell On You by Marilyn Manson. JoJo turns back to the curtain and sings
and pyrotechnics hit and Tojo comes out and starts his way to the ring. JoJo shakes his mullet maker to the ring beside him.]
Yoskei Sato, off the mic: Thanks bud
yeah keep the dollar
just keep them wine coolers coming
Rob Mayeda: Hey
I think I know that waiter.
[I Put A Spell On You by Marilyn Manson begins playing and the crowd erupts in boos. Jonnie steps from behind the curtain and drags Cerberus and Psycho behind him on their leads, which are connected to chain dog collars around each Hellhounds necks. The Ring Syndicate World Tag Team Championship belts around their waists.
Jonnie slides into the ring and the Hellhounds quickly follow. The Sushis move back toward their own side of the ring but dont budge. Jonnie grabs the mic from the ring announcer before he can get a word in. The crowd boos.]
Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: "Soso Sushi, you had the unmitigated gall to talk about The Hellhounds not getting over? Looky here, if it wasn't for the man standing in this ring, you'd be just another Chinaman blowing mist and karate chopping people off the top rope for Vince. Face it, you never got over anywhere I didn't LET you get over. While The Hellhounds have wrestled in Japan, Canada, Puerto Rico, and Utah, you loiter around my companies cause just like Richard Gere, 'You Ain't Got Nowhere Else to Go!'"
(Audience boos)
Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: "Face it JoJo Von Erich, for you, I AM the sun, the moon, and the stars! I am THE angry vengeful god of your platinum mulleted World!! I DECIDE when you sleep, shit, and do a tide turning kneebreaker! And tonight I DECIDE that we will paint the Skydome in you and your pathetic old man's blood!"
[JoJo charges at Jonnie, but Jonnie manages to slide away and slip out of the ring.]
Yoskei Sato: JoJo never saw that clothesline from Home coming from Cerberus.
Rob Mayeda: I KNOW, that I know that waiter from someplace.
[Cerberus lifts Psycho into a piledriver position]
Yoskei Sato: Cerberus just piledrived Psychos head onto JoJo Sushi!
Rob Mayeda: These guys take the whole Using your head thing way too far. I dont even get the whole headbutt thing. Why the Hell would you want to smash your own head off another guys head when you have fists and feet?
Yoskei Sato: Tojo going after Cerberus from behind
Rob Mayeda: Pearl Harbor!
[Tojo is spotted as Cerberus turns around as Tojo has his hands locked in a double axe handle.]
Rob Mayeda: Busted.
[Tojo stops suddenly and
appears to begin having a heart attack. The crowd gasps.]
Yoskei Sato: Oh My God! This is terrible!
Rob Mayeda: Yeah
Tojo used to do this a lot better ten years ago
but I still almost buy it when I see it.
[Cerberus cocks his head sideways in confusion for a second as Tojo holds his heart Fred Sanford style
and then clotheslines from home Tojo out of the ring. The crowd gasps again collectively, and then begins booing.]
Yoskei Sato: Psycho on the top rope
A Superfly headbutt!
Rob Mayeda: He just cleared three quarters of the ring with that.
[Cerberus with the cover.]
Takitanga Chin: 1
.
2
.
[Kick out by Jojo.]
Yoskei Sato: Cerberus following Tojo out of the ring now
Rob Mayeda: What the Hell is he going to do with that dog collar?
Yoskei Sato:
[Cerberus grabs the dog collar and chain off of himself and begins bashing Tojo in the face with the chain of the dog collar.]
Yoskei Sato: Psycho meanwhile hanging JoJo over the top rope with his dog collar chain. Is this ref gonna disqualify these guys or what?
Rob Mayeda: Takitanga is under pay per view rules
. Meaning if it doesnt happen in the ring than you cant disqualify anybody for it. Its all the WWEs fault.
[Cerberus outside grabs a bottle from Microshocker, whos sitting ringside.]
Yoskei Sato: This is getting a little out of control.
Rob Mayeda: Yeah.. Who the fuck let Microshocker in here?
[Cerberus grabs a bottle and begins trying to break it over JoJos head. The crowd Ohhs]
Yoskei Sato: Awe cmon Rob. Microshocker is a breath of fresh air in the armpit of todays closed minded society. The Yoskei digs the guy. This aint the military.
Yoskei Sato: Alright
thats where I draw the God Damned line.
Rob Mayeda: Three shots and Cerberus STILL didnt get that bottle broken.
Yoskei Sato: Uht Oh
the mullet is already starting to turn crimson though. JoJo is officially bleeding.
[Cerberus becomes angered and breaks the bottle over own head, and then begin digging the broken glass into JoJos forehead. JoJos head opens up like a thunderstorm cloud.]
Yoskei Sato: Tojo slides in the ring
Salt right in Psychos eyes!
Rob Mayeda: Alright, the ref saw that didnt he?
[Takitanga goes to call for the bell.]
Yoskei Sato: Cerberus slides in the ring to go after Tojo
.
Rob Mayeda: Tojo goes for salt to Cerberuss eyes.. but Cerberus spits a fireball that hits Tojo
Yoskei Sato: And the refs. So much for that whole Disqualification thing. Takitanga is lucky if he can remember how to count to three if there isnt constant pinfall attempts.
Rob Mayeda: This gives me the chance to say Hes on fire!
Yoskei Sato: Haha! Hai.
Rob Mayeda: I always wanted to say that without it being for Andrew Karnage larioting the Hell out of somebody.
Yokei Sato: JoJo back in the ring now. My God
he must have lost a pint of blood already!
Rob Mayeda: Theres a pint of blood stuck to his mullet alone Yos.
[JoJo hits Cerberus in the face with a chair.]
Yoskei Sato: NO EFFECT ON Cerberus!
Rob Mayeda: Another chair shot!
Yoskei Sato: Feels like Déjà vu! Still no effect!
Rob Mayeda: ANOTHER chair shot!
[Cerberus falls.]
Yoskei Sato: That chair is wasted.
Rob Mayeda: JoJo to work immediately on Cerberus!
Yoskei Sato: JoJo-Kick!
Crowd: JO!
Stomp!
Crowd: JO!
Stomp!
Crowd: JO!
Stomp!
Crowd: JO!!
Stomp Stomp Stomp!
Crowd: JO! JO!! JO!!!
One last Stomp from JoJo.
Crowd: JOOOOOO!!!!!
[The crowd cheers loudly.]
Yoskei Sato: Psycho back up, getting in the ring and charging JoJo now
Rob Mayeda: But JoJo catches him with a rolling neckbreaker!
[The crowd pops. Cerberus back up charges at JoJo.]
Rob Mayeda: Whats Happening Now!
[ JoJo monkey flip Cerberus into ropes, when he bounces back he uses his momentum to deliver a nasty hangman's neckbreaker. JoJos bloody mullet leaves a stain on the mat.]
Yoskei Sato: What?
Rob Mayeda:
forget it.
Yoskei Sato: No really
Rob Mayeda: Psycho back up now and Jonnie tosses him a meat thermometer.]
Yoskei Sato: Psycho using that thermometer to to stab, carve, and bleed JoJo!
Rob Mayeda: The ring is becoming a canvas of JoJos blood.
Yoskei Sato: There becomes a point in which you gotta stop a match.
Rob Mayeda: Its not looking good for the Axis of Evil here
Yoskei Sato: Perfect transition. Good job
because Tojo is back up!
[Tojo eye gouges Psycho. The crowd pops.]
Rob Mayeda: An eye rake to the charging Cerberus!
Yoskei Sato: He bites Psycho!
[Crowd popping hard with each move.]
Yoskei Sato:: More salt for the eyes of Cerberus!
Rob Mayeda: Why dont they use pepper? Wouldnt pepper hurt your eyes also?
Yoskei Sato: Tojo with a headlock on Psycho
The Sushis really have this thing under control now!
[The crowd still popping like crazy as Tojo dictates the match.]
Rob Mayeda: on cue! Psycho pushes Tojo to the ropes
Yoskei Sato: where Jonnie shoots him in the face with a potato gun that was handed to him by a fan!
[Crowd with a big awe]
Yoskei Sato: Psycho now putting Cerberus on the top rope
these guys kill eachoher trying to hurt the other guys.
Rob Mayeda: Psycho tries to Superplex Cerberus onto JoJo!!
Tojo Sushi: But JoJo is out of there. The only thing Psycho hits is a pile of blood
Rob Mayeda: A very big and disturbing pile of blood.
[The crowd pops hard.]
Rob Mayeda: JoJo No Rikey!
Yoskei Sato: Why No Rikey? Not even a little Rikey later on Rob?
Rob Mayeda: Psycho is already getting up
as is the ref finally.
Yoskei Sato: JoJo with sneak attack and small package!
Takitanga Chin:
1
.
2
[Kick out by Psycho.]
[Cerberus slides to the outside of the ring and grabs the tag rope. Tojo is down and out.]
Yoskei Sato: JoJo bleeding like a mother fucker
if you will.
Rob Mayeda: Hey
Hey waiter
arent you
Yoskei Sato: Say No Jo locked on Psycho!
[camel clutch, pulling opponent's head back at an angle in a cross face. Screaming Say No Jo in Psychos ear between bites to the back of his head. Psycho grunts. The waiter comes back to Rob and Yoskei.]
Rob Mayeda: You are
. Youre Barbwire Mike!
Yoskei Sato:
.. HAI! Umm
who is Barbwire Mic?
Barbwire Mike: Yeah
fuck you guys. I gotta make a living.
Rob Mayeda: Hai. Ive done worse.
Yoskei Sato: Rob was once a Spanish Commentator.
Rob Mayeda: Have a seat Barb.
Yoskei Sato: Hai. Take a load off. Take a break and sit down for a second.
[JoJo stresses and tightens the hold on Psycho. JoJo: SAY NO JO! Psycho says nothing.]
Barbwire Mike: You guys serious?
Yoskei Sato: Hai. Mike
I saw that stuff you did on the Rock and Roll Express. The true heart throbs of the 80s. Not like that Elizabeth tramp.
Barbwire Mike: Dont get me started. Ricky Goddamn Morton and Robert Goddamn Gibson. I HATED those guys.
Rob Mayeda: I dont know which one I disliked worse myself.
Barbwire Mike: My wrestlng fandom was cemented seeing Corny make the blonde one bleed out of the mouth with his tennis racket. I was so anti-Rock and Roll Express I hated ELO simply because they had the misfortune of performing their entrance music.
Yoskei Sato: Say it isnt so
.
Rob Mayeda: ELO was pretty good.
Barbwire Mike: Only good thing I can say about them is I once made a little kid cry when Robert no-showed (probably because of rehab) and when the brat asked his dad where he was I leaned over and said "he died"
Yoskei Sato: Thats it. Youre going to have to leave now. Besides
I need another wine cooler.
Rob Mayeda: Yeah good luck with that whole waiter thing.
Barbwire Mike: Fine...
Yoskei Sato: Fine.
Barbwire Mike: Yup... You know what else? I wiped my ass with the chicken fingers.
[JoJo drops the hold seeing its pointless to even try to make Psycho submit.]
Yoskei Sato: Hiroshima Fist Drop to Psycho now!
Rob Mayeda: The most devasting fist drop in history!
Yoskei Sato: Nagasaki Fist Drop!
Rob Mayeda: Now that
was just adding insult to injury.
Yoskei Sato: Now JoJo gets Psycho in a headlock.
Rob Mayeda: Tojo comes in and kicks Psycho in the face!
Yoskei Sato: Ya know, thats not that impressive until people find out that Tojo used to be a kicker in the AFL.
Rob Mayeda: Some American Hockey League.
Yoskei Sato: Some American Hockey League I believe.
Rob Mayeda: With Michael Jordan.
Yoskei Sato: Great actor.
Rob Mayeda: Hai.
[Cerberus back in the ring. Tojo ducks a clothesline and hits some chops. Crowd pops.]
CHOP!
Crowd: WOOOOOO!!!
CHOP!
Crowd: WOOOOO!!
CHOP!
Crowd: WOOOO!
Tojo: Will you people knock off the Wooing already? Please? Thank you.
Yoskei Sato JoJo off the ropes now and Psycho just pushes him into both Tojo and Cerberus! They all collapse.
Rob Mayeda: Psycho pricks up Cerberus and Ill never get used to seeing this
piledrives Cerberus onto them both!
[Psycho picks through the pile and gets JoJo back up
]
Yoskei Sato: JoJo with a thumb to the eye!
Crowd Pop!
Rob Mayeda: a kick to the gut!
Crowd Pop!
Yoskei Sato: and a Jold School vertical JoJoPlex!
Crowd pops hard!
Rob Mayeda: Cerberus back up
a Belly to back JoJo-Plex!
Yoskei Sato: Psycho blindly walks into a belly to belly JoJo-Plex!
Crowd; JO-JO! JO-JO! JO-JO!
Takitanga Chin:
1
.
2
.
[Kick out.]
[Jonnie hands Cerberus a chair
and then lights it on fire while Psycho begins to distract the ref. Jonnie then starts getting in the ring
and the referee goes to push him back out of the ring.]
Rob Mayeda: We gotta get some better officials. This guy is still half blind from the bumps he took in the Katai/PJ Wright match a year ago.
Yoskei Sato: Jonnie pulls the ref outside now... Cerberus smashes the chair off of JoJos head!
Rob Mayeda: And hes half deaf I see
Yoskei Sato: and then sets the chair up.
[Jonnie argues with the referee as the ref starts to send him back to the dressing room.]
Rob Mayeda: Good strategy by Jonnie
bad refereeing as a whole from Takitanga.
[Psycho sends JoJo off the ropes and 3-Ds JoJo onto the standing chair!]
Yoskei Sato: JoJos face lands on the top of the chair
. And the mullet is so bloody now that its completely crimson. Theres more blood on that chair than there was in my toilet when my wifes sanitary pad clogged it up.
Rob Mayeda: JoJo should be dead. Cerberus slides the chair out of the ring and Jonnie pushes the ref in the ring. Nah you didnt miss much
Takitanaga.
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[ToJo smashes his cane over the referees head to break the count. The crowd pops hard. As does Rob.]
Rob Mayeda: I just dont like this ref Damn it.
Yoskei Sato: Tojo takes a piece of the cane and jams it in Cerberuss eyes. And the other side of the cane against Psychos head!
Rob Mayeda: Now Tojo tosses Psycho out of the ring.
Yoskei Sato: Pyscho with a boot to Tojos gut
Rob Mayeda: and Psycho tosses Tojo over the railing!
Yoskei Sato: Psycho with Tojo Fight out in crowd now
and Psycho rams Tojo into wall!
Crowd: ONE!
And again!
Crowd: TWO!
And again!
Crowd: THREE!
And again!
Crowd: FOUR!
And Again!
Crowd: Five!
And again!
Crowd Six!
And again and again and again!
Crowd: Seven! Eight! Nine!
And one final time as Tojo falls over the wall now!
Crowd: TEN!!
Yoskei Sato: I was just informed the censors are cutting in.
Rob Mayeda: What?
Yoskei Sato: JoJo bleeds like a pig. Censors are now to cut in because of the mass violence.
Rob Mayeda: Well this is bullshit. Who made this call? That fat guy?
[Shot cuts to footage of girls removing their tops. The Girls Gone Wild logo covers the appropriate places....including the face for the uglier ones.]
Voiceover: It's time for you to shell out cash for cheap nudity that you could see in any soft core porn or on the internet for free! It's Girls Gone Wild: Olyphant! Why did we go to Olyphant? Who cares?! Topless chicks, topless chicks, topless chicks!
[More girls a'flashin.]
VO: C'mon, fellas. If you've seen one girl naked, you know you wanna see the rest of them! Order now!
[Scene cuts back]
Yoskei Sato: Finally were back. What the Hell was that crap?
Rob Mayeda: Well, Im all for gratuitous sex over gratuitous violence
but where the Hell is Olyphant?
Yoskei Sato: And why the Hell does JoJo have a big red X over his mullet now?
[JoJo on top of Cerberus for the cover. And yes, for the television viewing audience, the censors have added a big red X to cover JoJo's outrageously bloody face and mullet. Go figure. Japan blames Tammy Sanchez.]
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[Kick out.]
[JoJo gets frustrated though its hard to tell with the big red X across his mullet, and goes out and grabs a chair. The referee admonishes JoJo and tries to get the chair off of him.]
Yoskei Sato: Not now JoJo
your so close to taking those titles!
Rob Mayeda: Alright
here it comes. Takitangas getting laid out again.
[Jonnie slides Cerberus his own chair
and they both swing at the same time
the ref ducks
. And the chairs hit eachother in a clang!]
Yoskei Sato: Uh Oh.
[The ref calls for the bell. Psycho is still working over Tojo in the crowd.]
Yoskei Sato: JoJo with a drop kick that puts Cerberuss chair right back in his face now!
Rob Mayeda: Cerberus hits the deck!
Yoskei Sato: Jonnie charges the ring but JoJo is already over the railing and chasing Psycho with the chair!
Rob Mayeda: Psycho smashes Tojos face in with a toaster!
Yoskei Sato: Chair shot from JoJo to Psycho!
Rob Mayeda: Fireball from Jonnie now to JoJo!
Yoskei Sato: Tojo with the salt into Jonnies eyes!
Rob Mayeda: Where the Hell does all that salt come from?
Yoskei Sato: Cerberus now joining in the brawl
as they go out of site.
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:57:11 GMT -5
Ross Carlisle: Well, it looks like it's just about time for our CWA Heavyweight title match!
Melvyn: Don't get too excited, Mike, this show is one filler match away from being an ECW pay per view.
Ross Carlisle: You're so melodramatic. I don't think there's anything else that could make this night more awesome than it already has been.
[Pink Slip by The Unband hits as Sam Piltdown walks out to the entranceway and poses a little for the crowd, getting a mixed reaction from the people of Canada. CK Panic walks behind him as Piltdown slaps a few hands in his way to the ring.]
Lou Jackson: RING SYNDICATE AUSTRALIA IS PROUD TO PRESENT THE CWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH, SCHEDULE FOR ONE FALL!!! THE CHALLENGER COMING DOWN TO THE RING, HAILING FROM ATTBURY SOUTH CAROLINA!!!
Melvyn: Home of The Hardcore Legend Kilroy Evans
well, Hardcore Legend doesnt say much these days after Mick Foley showed he is just a coward
Ross Carlisle: Aw you should know that is just a stupid storyline, a very lame one in my opinion.
Lou Jackson: ACCOMPAINED BY CK PANIC! WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY-TWO POUNDS AND STANDING AT SIX FEET FIVE INCHES TALL!!!
Melvyn: Storyline? What the hell are you saying man?! Wrestling is fucking real! When Randy Orton spat in Foleys face that was spontaneous; he did it because he felt like it at that moment! Or do you also think that the blood is only ketchup?
Ross Carlisle: Just forget it.
Lou Jackson: SAM PILTDOWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melvyn: Youre just mad because The Blue Meanie is braver than Mankind.
Ross Carlisle: Ugh. Melvyn, please concentrate on the match.
Melvyn: The match hasnt even started
and talking about the match, who the hell is Sam Piltdown? I have never seen that wrestler. Must be an Australian regional.
Ross Carlisle: Sam Piltdown came to Australia being called Mr. Fixit, Soutters henchman, but two weeks ago or so he dropped Soutter on his ass. And his manager fooled the Australian commissioner to get this title match, at the last No Mans Land. And the term Piltdown comes from an anthropology discover by Dr. Dawson that years later was found false and made an impact in science
[Melvyn stares at Ross strangely.]
Melvyn: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
[The lights dim to black, and two spotlights begin a strobe lightshow pointed at the Syndicate-tron as black and white still photos of Adrian's past begin to flash across the screen. This continues for a time until finally focusing on a shot of the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title. The title appears to get closer and closer until it engulfs the whole screen and then the screen fades to black. The following appears on the screen:
"Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits, and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELLED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" flash across the screen. More black and white footage follows, playing in tune with the music.
[Trap door in every step
Truth is I can't connect]
(Adrian taking a fireball to the face courtesy of Jonnie Valentine.)
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:57:41 GMT -5
Lou Jackson: The following match is scheduled to be an over the top rope elimination battle royal, and the winner will earn a shot at the Ring Syndicate World Championship at our PPV event in February!
Melvyn: And were starting this out right off with Rally Jacksons big black cock!
*Block Rockin' Beats by Chemical Brothers plays over the loudspeakers.*
Lou Jackson: Introducing first, hailing from Rio de Janiero, Brazil, standing 6'3" and weighing 241 lbs., here is .... "TIGERHEART" RALLY JACKSON!!
*Rally Jackson walks down the aisle. Jackson is wearing a green capoeira gui with yellow trim and he has his dreadlocks tied up behind him. He is a dark skinned Brazilian with various piercings. He has two in his ear, one in the eyebrow, and one in the nose. He takes the top off and throws it into the crowd laughing. He has a small tiger tattoo behind his left shoulder blade and you can see small scars on the small of his back. He continues on down the ramp with a wide grin on his face as a couple green and yellow fireworks go off in the background.
He ignores the crowd jeering him and goes straight into the ring.*
Ross Carlisle: Didnt you see Phoenixs promo?
Melvyn: Hes just jealous, just like all these people here in Canada. But listen to those women
*Rip it up by 28 Days hits and Soutter comes bouncing out on one foot to the beat, he pauses on the ramp, pumping his fist in the air still to the beat. The crowd pops huge and Soutter then swaggers down the ramp.*
Lou Jackson: His first opponent, owner of the CWA, Soutter!
*Soutter steps over the top rope and then takes of his leather KGB vest, he throws it onto Rally, and kick starts the match with a flurry of lefts and rights!*
Ross Carlisle: Soutter wasting no time taking it to Rally!
Melvyn: And his big black monstrousity cock!
Ross Carlisle: Wheres Tojiro when you need him
*Chain by the Fire Theft hits with the massive fire explosion, and Phoenix makes his way out onto the ramp, sans jacket and carrying the UCW heavyweight title.*
Lou Jackson: And their opponent, from Red Bank New Jersey, the HPWA Commisioner, PHOENIX!
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix doesnt seem to be in any hurry to get in this match.
Melvyn: Hes just scared thats all.
Ross Carlisle: As I hear it, he had a brutal match with D-Matic of TKOW! down in Georgia to win back the UCW belt there before coming up to Canada for One Wild Night.
Melvyn: A match with a TKOW! guy? Any respectable Ring Syndicate member wuld have farted and won the match within seconds.
Ross Carlisle: That plus the tag match from earlier, and hes gotta feel wiped. And he hasnt been looking like himself lately. Hes just hanging out at the top of the rampway.
Melvyn: Look at those eyes, behind the mask. Those are the eyes of a tired and broken man my friend.
Ross Carlisle: How would you know?
Melvyn: I get that look when they tell me I need to work with you.
*Soutter kicks Rally low, then lifts him up and nails a vertical suplex.*
*There's seven seconds of silence, then seven seconds of orchestral fanfare. After that the guitars to "Go Down" by The Bloodhound Gang kick in and Kilroy Evans comes out from the back to the crowd's cheers, the IWA Tag Team Championship over his left shoulder.*
Lou Jackson: And their opponent, from Attbury South Carolina, one half of the IWA tag team champions, the Miracle Violence Combination II, Kilroy Evans!
*He slaps hands and then climbs into the ring, raising his arms (and title) to the crowd.*
Ross Carlisle: Kilroy the second man to appear with a title that has nothing to do with this company.
Kilroy taking his time while Soutter is on the floor throwing elbows into Jacksons head. Soutter up and stops off by Kilroy, smiling big, and extending a hand? What is this?
*The crowd cheers at Soutter while Evans looks around for approval. Kilroy looks wary but Jackson jumps on Soutter from behind and chokes him out with a sleeper!*
Ross Carlisle: Not the brightest idea for a guy over 400 pounds. You need him on his feet to get him over the ropes.
*Multi colored confetti rains down from the ceiling of the arena, as Reijiro Higashikuni stands on the stage.*
Lou Jackson: And their opponent, from parts unknown, Reijiro Higashikuni!
*As basic Japanese pop music hits Reijiro walks past Phoenix to the ring. As he enters the ring he starts laying boots to Soutters gut.*
Ross Carlisle: And the masked man has arrived on the scene, and immediately goes after his tag team partner.
*Reijiro continues pummeling Soutter until Kilroy grabs his arm from behind, twists him, kicks him hard in the gut and drops him in a pulling piledriver. Soutter shoves hard and falls on top of Rally.*
Ross Carlisle: Soutter finally does the smart thing!
Melvyn: He fell over! Poor Rally! Hes squished under all that tonnage!
Ross Carlisle: Soutter rolls off to his knees and catches his breath.
Melvyn: The man needs to catch a salad.
*"Nothing Sacred" By Memento begins to play. The arena goes black as the opening chat begins. With the first drum beat, A flash of pyros go off around the Synditron as the lights also flash back in. Hero stands on the ramp, looking around the arena.*
Lou Jackson: And the final opponent, standing 62, Hero!
*He stops off by Phoenix, and they begin exchanging words.*
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix and Hero look to be having it out verbally. They were tagged up in a previous match, and weve seen them in the same group lately, I just wonder if Hero can get Phoenix motivated.
*Phoenix waves Hero off and Hero finally continues down to the ring, looking annoyed.*
Melvyn: Guess not. I bet hes afraid of Rally defending his big bl
Ross Carlisle: DONT
say that again.
*Hero slides in the ring and dropkicks a still kneeling Soutter in the face. Jackson drops a leg over the back of Reijiros head then pats Kilroy on the shoulder.*
Ross Carlisle: Jackson happy with his latest tag team partner
And clothesline! Rally just clotheslined Kilroy to the mat! It looks like this really will be the free for all its supposed to be!
*Hero spears a rising Rally as Soutter gets up. Reijiro also starts rising and Soutter grabs him for a belly to belly suplex.*
Ross Carlisle: Kilroy up and he grabs Hero
Russian leg sweep! Rally is up behind Kilroy but Soutter catches him with a Soutterbuster! Kilroy turns and hes face to face with Soutter again
They shake hands this time! The crowd explodes!
Reijiro is up first but is met with a double clothesline from Kilroy and Soutter. Hero and Rally are up, Tiger Kick to Kilroy and Tornado Kick to Soutter! Kilroy is down, Soutter stumbling
Reijiro is up and all three attack Soutter, forcing him back towards the ropes
Everyone is trying to get Soutter out now! The crowd is livid!
*Kilroy grabs Hero and hits a belly to back suplex. Soutter grabs Reijiro and headbutts him, stunning the masked man, and his weight is too much for Rally to hold on his own.*
Ross Carlisle: Soutter back in the ring, and Reijiro gets at him with closed fists
irish whip, jumping knee strike! Kilroy and Rally meet up and start exchanging rights as Hero pulls himself up in a corner and starts yelling at Phoenix to get in this match!
Melvyn: Phoenix wants no part of this melee. Hes playing it smart. You cant be eliminated over the top rope if you never got in the ring!
*Hero shakes his head and goes up top, leaping off and landing on Rally and Kilroy! Soutter nails Reijiro with a rising knee and then crushes him with a two handed falling chokeslam!*
Ross Carlisle: Hero rolls up and starts clubbing Soutter in the back with forearms, Sout just shrugs it off and turns with a lariat
misses Hero completely and nails Rally instead!
*Soutter shrugs it off and Hero dropkicks his knee out. As Sout is down on one knee Hero runs and bounces off the ropes then bulldogs Soutter to the mat.
Kilroy stalks Hero as he gets up and grabs him in a full nelson, planting him with a full nelson bomb.*
Ross Carlisle: Hero isnt going to enjoy sitting for a good week after that move by Kilroy Evans.
*CRACK!!*
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix finally in the ring, and he just tattooed Reijiro with the UCW title! And he nails Kilroy too! He tosses the belt outside and turns
SORRY MS JACKSON! Rally nails Phoenix with that vicious dominator and lays out the champ!
*The crowd is still split down the middle as some cheer Rally while some boo him. Hero and Soutter are both getting up, and Rally drops Hero with an inverted DDT.*
Ross Carlisle: Soutter up and running double axe handle puts Rally down, but Jackson hops back up
Soutter with a gutwrench powerbomb! Phoenix is pulling himself up, and Soutter mounts Reijiro and starts pummeling him! Hero is rolling up and Kilroy is shaking off that belt shot
*Phoenix goes after Kilroy, grabbing him as hes standing and roughly throwing him down to the mat with a back mat slam.*
Ross Carlisle: Hero is up now and taps Phoenix, Phoenix grabs him and hoists him up in a military press! He tosses Hero and drops him on Kilroy! Rally is up but Phoenix catches him with a superkick!
*Phoenix takes a running start and plants his size 13 into the side of Soutters head, sending the big man crashing through the ropes to the outside.*
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix remembers losing to Soutter, he never got a return match with the man. And he plops down, rolls outside with the Bandit, and stares into the ring! What is with this guy?
*Hero gets up first and looks to be headed after Phoenix, but Reijiro is also up and slides under with a firemans carry takedown. Hero rolls up and Reijiro armdrags him over, but Hero rolls through again and catches Reijiro in an armbar! Reijiro reverses and drops, taking out Heros legs, then puts him in a leglock!*
Ross Carlisle: This is RS Japan showing off right now! And the crowd loves it! Rally and Kilroy are both up and taking it to each other again, Kilroy whips Rally to the corner, charges in but is met with a double boot, and he tries again but Rally moves and slams Kilroys head into the top turnbuckle!
Phoenix pulls Soutter up and rolls him into the ring, and heads in himself. Phoenix and Rally face to face now, Rally slaps Phoenix, and Phoenix shoves Rally down to the mat! Soutter is up and stomps of Reijiro, breaking the hold, then tries to drop a big leg!
Reijiro moves! Hero and Reijiro double dropkick to Soutters face! Rally is up and clotheslines Phoenix down, but Hero drop toeholds him and hangs him over the middle rope!
*Reijiro catches Phoenix with a full nelson front face slam, then quickly slides into a crossface. Hero goes off the ropes to hit Rally but Soutter cuts him off with a bossman slam!*
Ross Carlisle: Phoenix is locked up tight
But hes powering up! The man is standing up while locked in a crossface! Reverse into a sidewalk slam! Phoenix up and cracks his neck
Down Under Drop! Soutter catches Phoenix with a Down Under Drop!
Rally is up and catches Soutter with an exploder DDT! Kilroy with the Piggyback to Rally! Hero is up and rushes Kilroy
Kilroy for a flapjack and HERO GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE! Kilroy set a flapjack but really just tossed Hero and he went flying! Hes eliminated!
Phoenix is up with Kilroy and Reijiro. Kilroy and Rejiro kick him in the gut and set a double suplex, but Phoenix reverses and manages to suplex both of them instead! Hes just lying on the mat as Rally starts to pull himself up, but Soutter reaches under and rails him with a low blow! Phoenix finally starts to get to his feet as Rally crashes back to the mat. Soutter gets to his feet and lays into Phoenix with right hands.
Soutter lifts Phoenix in a military press and starts towards the ropes
Phoenix breaks it off and drops to the mat
Soutter turns
Phoenix hoists the big man up to his shoulders
PHOENIX DRIVER! Phoenix just dropped the big man! Unbelievable! And now
What? Phoenix just flipped back over the top rope to the outside! He just eliminated himself! He falls back to the floor, leaning on the barricade on the rampway, breathing heavy, the man looks to be out of gas.
Melvyn: I got plenty of gas myself. Damned Canadian food
*T.H. Power comes down to the ring and grabs the UCW title, then he helps Phoenix up and they head towards the back.*
Ross Carlisle: Well, Phoenix saved himself the need to continue on, but these are four top guys in the industry, and Phoenix seemed to know he wasnt up for this match. We are down to four men folks. Reijiro, Rally, Soutter, and Kilroy. Anything can happen at anytime, thats for sure.
*Reijiro is first up with Kilroy, and they immediately start duking it out as Rally and Soutter both are on the mat, laid out.*
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro with an implant DDT on Kilroy! The crowd boos Reijiro but he ignores them and stomps on Soutter as Rally starts to rise!
*Rally attacks Reijiro but he ducks under and drops Jackson with a neckbreaker.*
Ross Carlisle: Rally hits hard but the Center of Attention is finally starting to get up! Kilroy is also to his feet and he lays Reijiro out with a lariat to the back of the head. Soutter joins in dropping that big leg home to the back of Reijiros head!
Melvyn: That is the BIGGEST turkey leg I have ever seen!
Ross Carlisle: Hasnt that been used?
Melvyn: Maybe, but fat jokes are always funny!
Ross Carlisle: Rally up and lays into Kilroy while Soutter works over Reijiro. Rally pulls in Kilroy and lifts him up
Falcon Arrow! Rally to the top rope
Ganso bomb! Rio Deal 02!
*The crowd screams as Rally nails Kilroy with his finisher. Rally plays up to the crowd while Soutter stalks him from behind.*
Ross Carlisle: Soutter grabs Rally
Soutter Special! Soutter nails the Viagra Driver! Reijiro up
Inverted wheelbarrow slam!
Melvyn: Thats not right!
*The inverted wheelbarrow slam drops Reijiro face first into Rallys crotch! Soutter drops to his knees and picks up Reijiros head, raising his hand and looking to the crowd, then yells
How do ya like your big black cock now?!? and begins ramming Reijiro facefirst into Rallys crotch like it was a turnbuckle.*
One! Two! Three!
Ross Carlisle: The crowd counts as Soutter just humiliates both these fine athletes
I can feel that from here
Four! Five! Six!
Melvyn: Youve had a mans head bobbing up and down between your legs huh?
Seven! Eight! Nine!
Ross Carlisle: You know thats not what I meant
*Soutter stands up and pulls Reijiro with him, gorilla pressing him and dropping him straight down!*
TEN!
*Soutter helps Kilroy up then poses in a corner as the crowd goes nuts. Rally is face down holding his crotch as Reijiro is wiping as his mask like its been contaminated.*
Ross Carlisle: Kilroy has regained his senses and starts stomping on Rally again. Soutter makes his way over to Reijiro and tries pulling at the mask, but Reijiro quickly fights out and starts throwing hyper rights to Soutters face.
*Reijiro whips Soutter to a corner, then runs in and dropkicks him while still against the turnbuckles.*
Ross Carlisle: Soutter drops to a seat and Reijiro backs off, pointing at Soutter, the crowd booing him
He runs in and nails a knee to the face! Kilroy pulls Rally up and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Rally reverses, no Kilroy reverses and whips Rally at Soutter! Rally hops and Bronco Buster!
Melvyn: Soutter just got a face full of Rallys bi
Ross Carlisle: *cutting off Melvyn again* The crowd cant help but laugh as Soutter struggles underneath Rally, and even Kilroy is trying to hold back laughter. Reijiro through the ropes, up top facing Rally, leapover neckbreaker!
*Reijiro is up and immediately Kilroy locks him up and hits a t-bone suplex. Rally slowly picks himself up and attacks Kilroy from behind, clubbing him in the back, then whipping him across the ring.*
Ross Carlisle: Rally waits on the return trip, has Kilroy by the back of the head, toss over the ropes! Kilroy holds on! Soutter is up and charges
Kilroys on the apron, Rally sidesteps and Soutter stops short holding up his arms and Kilroy looking very relieved
Reijiro with a dropkick to Soutter
sends him into Kilroy and Kilroy falls off and hits the barricade! Kilroy Evans has just been eliminated! Soutter is in shock, he cant believe it, that was his one ally here!
*Soutter turns and quickly clubs Reijiro to the ground and starts laying boots to him. Rally is in the far corner collecting his thoughts. Soutter drops onto Reijiro with a standing splash.*
Ross Carlisle: Soutter right back in the game taking it to Reijiro. He really doesnt like him does he?
Melvyn: About as much as I like you.
*Soutter pulls Reijiro up and sets a Down Under Drop, but Reijiro slips off and goes for an Angle Slam.*
Ross Carlisle: What the heck is he doing? Soutters just standing there as Reijiro attempts to lift Soutter off his feet, and he just cant get the big man up
Soutter grabs him by the mask and a blatant closed fist
Rally in now with a tiger kick dropping Soutter like a sack!
Melvyn: Thats a big ass sack. Kinda like how big the sack must be to go with Rallys b
Ross Carlisle: And Rally quickly retreats back to the corner as Reijiro locks Soutter in a single leg crab. Rally is in no hurry to get back into the action and Reijiro doesnt seem to mind some one on one time with Soutter.
*Reijiro pulls back on the hold while the crowd tries to get behind Soutter. Soutter is trying to get to the ropes instinctively, but to no avail.*
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro lets off and starts stomping on Soutter all over again. He calls Rally over and the two of them pull the big man back up to his feet and start trying to dump him out over the top rope
Soutter holding on for dear life, hooking the middle rope with his leg
*Soutter continues to hold on as Rally and Reijiro fight to get him out of the ring. Soutter gets a solid kick on Reijiro and knocks him away, then starts punching Rally and drops back into the ring.*
Ross Carlisle: Soutter untangles himself and whips Rally across the ring
Reijiro behind Soutter
Rally on the rebound reverses and tosses Soutter, Reijiro pulls down the top rope
SOUTTERS ELIMINATED! Were down to the final two men, Reijiro and Rally Jackson! Unbelievable!
*Rally hangs over the top rope as Reijiro is lying on the mat, both tired after the lengthy match so far.*
Ross Carlisle: While they are relaxing, lets review the match so far and the four eliminations
*The split-screen comes up and we watch Hero tossed over the top rope by Kilroy. Then we see Phoenix flip over the rope, eliminating himself. Next is Kilroy getting knocked off the apron by Soutter accidentally. Finally a replay of Rally and Reijiro teaming up to take the Bandit out of the match.*
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro and Rally are on opposite sides of the ring, eyeing each other. They both move towards each other tentatively. Their mid-ring now
lockup! Reijiro slips around with an armbar
Rally reverses and puts on a headlock
he grinds it in
Its like this is a brand new match folks.
*Reijiro shoves Rally out of the headlock and Jackson bounces off the ropes. Reijiro drops and Rally hops over him, into the far ropes. Reijiro pops up and hits a rebounding Rally with a dropkick, sending him to the mat.*
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro drops for a boston crab, but Rally pulls out and rolls to the floor to catch his breath. Reijiro taunts Rally from the ring while Rally clears his head.
*Rally slides back in the ring opposite of Reijiro and the lockup again. This time Rally quickly slips into an exploder DDT, laying Reijiro out. Rally hops up and the crowd pops for him.*
Ross Carlisle: The people are fully behind Rally here.
Melvyn: Wow, great choice. Rally Jackson or Hungloid.
Ross Carlisle: Thats not Hunglestein.
Melvyn: And youre not a flaming homo.
Ross Carlisle: Im not.
Melvyn: You keep telling yourself that.
Ross Carlisle: Rally sets up Reijiro for the Tiger Tamer, rolling triangle choke
Has him locked in
*Rally keeps the hold on, wearing down Reijiro.*
Ross Carlisle: You have to wonder how much either of these men have left. Rally is in position now, sure, but these things can be over so quick
just one slip up.
*Rally lets off and pulls Reijiro up, lifting him for a powerslam then walking to the ropes and dumps him out!*
Ross Carlisle: And I eat my words! Rally has tossed
No! Reijiro holds on and saves himself! Using the ropes springboard dropkick! Reijiro knocks Rally down inside the ring!
*Reijiro goes up top and comes off with a big legdrop causing Rally to convulse on the mat.*
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro pulls Rally up now and tosses him over
no now Rally holds on and doesnt even make it over the ropes! Reijiro sees this and runs in, Rally pulls down the top rope
Amazing! Reijiro floats over, holds on and slides back in the ring under the bottom rope!
*Reijiro and Rally both rise up and start exchanging rights. Rally gets the advantage and pummels Reijiro back into a corner. He moves away and charges with a clothesline, but Reijiro floats over and hits a german suplex!*
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro bringing Rally up and whips him to the far corner, he charges and is met with a huge clothesline, that turned him inside out!
*Rally falls to the mat after the clothesline, down on his hands and knees. Reijiro is flat on his back, chest heaving, not moving.*
Ross Carlisle: The crowd still firmly behind Rally
but these men are running near empty
Soon neither will be able to get the other man over the ropes!
*Rally stumbles up and grabs Reijiro, and starts pulling him up.*
Ross Carlisle: Blatant low blow! Reijiro just smashed Rally in no mans land, and Rally falls forward, Reijiro nails the Ultra Smasher, jumping sit out facebuster! Reijiro falls over, Rally is out, I cant take anymore of this!
*Both men are flat out on the canvas, neither moving.*
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro put everything he had left into that move, but he was already half out of it. I cant tell if either of these men are even alive!
*The crowd lights up as the refs can only stand on the outside and wait.*
Melvyn: So now what?
Ross Carlisle: Now we wait, and see if either of these guys moves. Were going to go to some tape of earlier in the match, seems people have been requesting the Soutter-Rally-Reijiro nutsmasher from earlier in the match
*Melvyn coughs and hides his cellphone.*
*The splitscreen comes back up and we see the inverted wheelbarrow slam dropping Reijiro face first into Rallys crotch! Soutter drops to his knees and picks up Reijiros head, raising his hand and looking to the crowd, then yells
How do ya like your big black cock now?!? and begins ramming Reijiro facefirst into Rallys crotch like it was a turnbuckle for a ten count, using a gorilla press drop for ten!*
Ross Carlisle: Reijiro is moving, pulling himself up with the ropes, and Rally is finally stirring as well. Thank god. These two superior athletes are giving their all trying to get the coveted shot at the RS World title
*Reijiro stumbles forward and plants a weak right hand into Rallys head. Rally retaliates with a weak elbow to Reijiros gut. Right hand, elbow, right hand, elbow, continuing as Rally gets to his feet and they switch to exchanging rights. Rally blocks and leans in with a forearm shot stunning Reijiro!*
Ross Carlisle: Rally leans in
I AM FOR REAL! Dominator into a cradle piledriver! Rally Jackson just PLANTED Reijiro and just used up his last lifeline! Rally falls back against the ropes and the crowd is massive! Everyones on their feet watching these two go to town on each other, I cant believe this match!
*Rally stumbles forward slowly, one step at a time, and grabs at Reijiro.*
Ross Carlisle: Hes using everything he has left, pulling Reijiro up, hoisting him over his shoulder
He falls to a knee
But he struggles back to his feet
Hes at the ropes
Dumps Reijiro over the top and thats NO! God damn Reijiro holds on AGAIN! Reijiro pulls himself up on the apron
TIGER KICK! RALLY PLANTS REIJIRO WITH A TIGER KICK, REIJIRO FLIES INTO THE BARRIER, RALLY FALLS FLAT ON HIS FACE AND THE BELL IS RUNG!!! RALLY JACKSON HAS JUST WON THIS ELIMINATION MATCH!
*The refs split between Reijiro and Rally, as both are unconscious.*
Ross Carlisle: I cant believe what Ive seen in this match! Soutter befriending Kilroy, Phoenixs self elimination, and what a final bout between Rally Jackson and Reijiro. My god thats one for the books.
Lou Jackson: And your winner, "TIGERHEART" RALLY JACKSON!!
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Post by SWAT Team on Mar 8, 2019 21:58:02 GMT -5
[We cut to the back to find Troy Bishop laying in a pool of his own blood, coughing and spluttering before passing out. There is no one around, and god only knows what happened to him.]
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Ross Carlisle : Here we go folks, its time for the big one, the main event, the Ring Syndicate World Heavyweight Title, Seven Vs Cobryn!
Melvyn : Yeah, yeah, we know Rossco, seems like we have been waiting for this one all week, so lets get on with it already!
[The crowd begins to murmur as the lights drop. The errie opening chords of No Quarter begin ringing out and what seems like everyone in the building stands up. Intelligent lights begin scanning the arena
with a different tempo and sequence as the drums kick in as people begin stomping their feet in the dark.
[The teletron lights up...
February 2002, UWA Pay Per View Initiation:
Cobryn takes advantage of the situation and gives Neo "The Answer", a VICIOUS standing suplex into a ddt, off of the top turnbuckle!!!!!!!!!! Cobryn pins Neo and the dazed referee counts the 1,2,3!!!!
Ian: Cobryn has won it. He now has the UK Title, bringing some more gold to the Society of the New Breed!
Angel: I would say that pinning eight men in a row is pretty impressive, wouldnt you? I believe that talent should be rewarded. From the moment on, the UK title is a sanctioned UWA belt. So, Cobryn, congratulations on becoming the first-ever official UK Champion.
UWA Battleground August 2002:
Ian Hawkins: Tripps stumbles around, and turns around into the Answer!!! I cant believe it!
[Entire Crowd counts with the ref.]
1
.
2
3!!!
Sandy: Cobryn has done it! Cobryn is the New UWA World Champion!
August 2002, UWA Glory Awards show:
Brain Adams: And the winner of Best Ring Entrance
.. Cobryn!!
Brain Adams: Heel of the year
.. Its a tie!! Cobryn and Hardkore Jonnie Valentine!!!
Angel: And the winner of Wrestler of the year in the UWA
. Cobryn!!!
Hardkore World September 2002:
[Cobryn steps through the ropes and sneers out at the booing San Jose fans, but doesnt see Elvis slug away at Cobryns diaphragm]
Guillermo OBannon: Elvis catches Cobryn by surprise. Elvis steps up to the apron, but Cobryn catches him with an open handed strike to the throat. Cobryn pulls Elvis up into another hanging suplex.
Phil Blauer: Hes gonna suplex him to the concrete!
Guillermo OBannon: No, he switches it up into a powerslam off the apron onto that hard concrete!!!
[Elvis screams out and clutches at his back as Cobryn sits on his knees staring sinisterly into the camera. San Jose fans cheer loudly]
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn pumphandle gourdbusters Ace Kilcannon!!
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[Cobryn makes the cover]
Referee David Grey: 1
2
3!!!
Guillermo OBannon: Cobryn pins Elvis Lawless!
Febrary 2003 - No Man's Land.
Jeremy Tucker: Choke Slam by BIG STAN!!
Fusion: Cobryn kicks out!
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Jeremy Tucker: And Cobryn wins again with the Answer.
IPW Pay Per View St. Valentines Day Broken Hearts. February 2003.
Isaac Black: Cobryn pulls a groggy Ashcroft to his feet and hits the Answer, and makes the cover. Fierce over with the count.
James Fierce: 1
.
2
.
3!!!!!!!
IPW Exodus: March 30th 2003:
Jeremy Tucker: CSK points at him and turns around, what! Cobryn clocked CSK in the jaw with brass knuckles! Squidward didnt see it!
Fusion: Cobryn quickly throws them out of the ring and Cyrus takes them and leaves the place up the ramp way smiling to the scene. Cobryn covers!
Patrick Squidward: One!! Two!!! Threee!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton No Man's Land May 2003: And another win to Cobryn, still undefeated in singles competition here in the IPW. Unstoppable.
IWA Battleground, June 14th 2003 Ian Hawkins - Cobryn is the god of the IWA and doesn't need a reason to show up. Who's going to stop him?
IWA Battleground,July 23rd, 2003. Cobryn wins a handicap "I quit" match against both Sedated and Haven.
Cobryn nailed an Answer on Haven and then one to Sedated and then locked in the Bridges over Key largo.
IWA Danger Zone September 29th, 2003 Cobryn interfered, giving Karnage an Answer onto a steel chair that had been brought into the ring earlier.
Ascendant World Championship tournament 2003:
Quarter Finals: Vs. Hardkore World Lucha Libra Champion Lucifer Jones:
Bludd: THE ANSWER! HE HIT IT!
[Cobryn quickly scrambles, and covers, hooking Lucifers shorts.]
Referee Tony Jacobs: 1
2
..3!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin hits the speakers. Cobryn gets to his feet, and has his hand raised by Tony Jacobs.]
Paul Mannetti: Cobryn steals another one
..he advances to round two.
Semi-Finals: Vs. Three time Hardkore World Champion Rally Jackson:
Bludd: ANOTHER ANSWER! RALLYS DEAD! TOE TAG HIM!
[Cobryn covers again, and puts his cast on Rallys throat for good measure.]
Referee Mike DiAnno: 1
..2
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin starts up. Ali Achnabar & MC Ren crawl into the ring, and raise Cobryns hand.]
Finals: Vs. UWA Heavyweight Champion Kilroy Evans:
Referee Joe LaMarca: DO YOU GIVE UP?
[Kilroy, broken, beaten, his upper back being stretched to its limits reluctantly nods yes. LaMarca calls for the bell.]
Bludd: Cobryn WINS! HE JUST MADE KILROY EVANS GIVE UP!
Paul Mannetti: OH MY GOD! KILROY EVANS JUST SUBMITTED!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin begins to play. Cobryn breaks the Bridge Over Key Largo. He slowly gets to his feet. LaMarca raises his hand.]
Allan Black: WINNER OF THIS MATCHUP IN 21:20 AND THE FIRST EVER ASCENDANT WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
COBRYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video ends.]
[Suddenly pyrotechnics light the arena up with white, purple and red explosions above the ring and ramp area. A spot light hits Cobryn whos standing on the ramp with a big smile on his face.... and a plaster cast on his left arm as the lights start coming back up.
Cobryn cracks his neck and begins his march to the ring to a loud chorus of boos. One section of the crowd does the 'worship' motion while Cobryn walks down the aisle. Cobryns black robe drapes behind him as he approaches the ring, and wipes his feet on the apron before sliding through the ropes.]
Lou Jackson : Hailing from Key Largo, Standing in at 64 and weighing in at 250 pounds
His career record standing at 51 wins against 5 losses, all losses coming by dubious means.... He is...
COOOOOOBRYYYYN!!!
Ross Carlisle : Whats that on his arm?
[For those that missed it during Cobryn's mammoth entrance, he is wearing a plaster cast on his left arm.]
Melvyn : Its looks like a cast to me Rossco.
Ross Carlisle : I can tell its a cast, why in the heck is he wearing a cast?
Melvyn : Boy, what a trooper, injury and all, and he still makes it out here to compete, you got to take your hat off to Cobryn.
Ross Carlisle : What a trooper? What a phoney! There is nothing wrong with that guys arm, he shouldn't be allowed to wear something like that to the ring.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis is confronting Cobryn, asking him about the cast, Cobryn pulls a note out of his trunks and hands it to him.]
Melvyn : There you go, obviously a note from his doctor, the man has a legitimate injury, i heard about it backstage, it may even be broken, he hurt it when he fell and had that weird dream about the bizzaro future, that was just like ...
Ross Carlisle : Andrew Karnage going through the doors, that dream was just like when Andrew Karnage went through them doors.
Melvyn : Only better, cause it was Cobryn!
Ross Carlisle : Only worse, because ...
Melvyn : Only better, BECAUSE IT WAS COBRYN!
["Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei begins to play over the PA, the tasty-ass groove accompanied by the lights slowly coming down. When the brass section first hits, two blasts of pyro accent the bombast, and the spotlight catches Plummer parting the curtain. A7 slowly makes his way towards the ring, strutting to the beat with a bemused smirk on his face, he climbs the steps and enters the ring through the ropes, holding the World Title up for all to see.]
Lou Jackson : AND INTRODUCING THE RING SYNDICATE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, HAILING FROM ROCK ISLAND, IL, AND COMING IN AT 6'3 & 255 LBS, ADAM "SEVEN" PLUMMER!!!!!
[Seven again holds the title up posing for the fans, and Cobryn comes over and snatches it out of his hands, looking at it addoringly and then holding it up for the fans to see.... Crack!!!]
Ross Carlisle : Wow, Seven none to happy with Cobryn snatching the belt off him, and he just clocked him with a flying forearm out of no where, sending Cobryn flying.
Melvyn : Whats Plummers problem, Cobryn was just checking out his belt.
Ross Carlisle : Its not his.
Melvyn : A mere technicality.
[Seven then dives ontop of Cobryn, and starts wailing away with some big lefts and rights.]
Ross Carlisle : Seven is hot, he looks like he means business, maybe this isn't going to be as easy as Cobryn thought?
[Cobryn flips his arms around, trying to get Seven off him, and "accidentally" hits him with the cast.]
Ross Carlisle : See! He is already using the cast as a weapon!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis getting in there questioning Cobryn, but he is saying it was accidental.]
Melvyn : Look at him, Cobryn is in tremendous pain from that knock to his broken arm.
Ross Carlisle : Broken my butt! Look at Seven, he looks out of it, whats that cast made of anyway, lead?
Melvyn : Its medically cleared, and you would be wise to remember that!
[Cobryn drags Seven to his feet, and then plants him with an inverted atomic knee drop, Cobryn hangs on, and then nails Plummer with a spinning spinebuster.]
Ross Carlisle : Cobryn taking control of this one now, and he is really taking it to Seven, first the shot from the cast ...
Melvyn : Will you leave the cast alone, the guy is in pain!
Ross Carlisle : Then the atomic knee drop, and then the big spinebuster, and now, Cobryn with a boot lace scrap to the face, he's all class this guy.
Melvyn : That he is, hey, where's the twins?
Ross Carlisle : The twins?
Melvyn : Yuki and Suki!
Ross Carlisle : Ohh, Tarrantino took them back.
Melvyn : Took them back, what, like they were property to give and take when he pleases?
[Cobryn walking around the ring, working the crowd, then goes back to Seven, and plants both feet in the face with a double stomp.]
Ross Carlisle : I don't really follow it, but yeah, i think he just took them back, not that i condone women being treated in such a manner.
Melvyn : That is the greatest thing i have ever heard of, how do i get someone to give me some girls like that?
Ross Carlisle : I don't know, win the World Heavyweight Championship?
Melvyn : Yeah, i can do that, if Seven can, anyone can!
Ross Carlisle : Yeah right, you couldn't tie Seven's boot laces! Adam Plummer is one of the greatest wrestlers to ever enter the squared circle, they don't give World Titles to just anyone you know!
[Cobryn drops a knee right into the ribs of Seven, and then picks him up and puts him in an abdominal stretch.]
Ross Carlisle : Cobryn now trying to drain all the energy out of Seven that he has.
Melvyn : Seven trying to fight it off it looks like Rossco.
Ross Carlisle : He was about to fight out of it, your right, but then Cobryn reached over and grabbed that rope.
Melvyn : His arm must be playing up on him, i hope he is going to be ok.
Ross Carlisle : Dammit Melvyn, there is nothing wrong with his arm, he is just grabbing the rope for extra leverage, and referee Nick Tsalazidis hasn't even noticed!
Melvyn : Nothing wrong with his arm, the man is wearing a cast, the thing may be broken, the doctors even said so, boy, you are a heartless one Rossco!
[Plummer screaming out in pain as Cobryn yanks away on the rope, and then lets go just as Tsalazidis was moving around to check. Tsalazidis can see the rope shaking, and is asking Cobryn if he had it. Cobryn shakes his head no, as the crowd are screaming out that he "was" using the rope, and Cobryn screams out at them to shut up, then again denies using the rope to Tsalazidis, who moves back across to Seven.]
Ross Carlisle : Whats with this referee? Its as plane as day that Cobryn was using the ropes.
Melvyn : He's from Australia.
Ross Carlisle : Ohh, i understand then. (yelling) Open your eye's ref! He's using the ropes again!
Melvyn : Hey, don't you stooge out Cobryn, i may just have to tell him what you just said.
Ross Carlisle : Then who would be the stooge?
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis gets up to check again, and this time notices Cobryn using the ropes, and tells him to break the hold.]
Ross Carlisle : Cobryn not letting go.
Melvyn : He's got a broken arm, and is trying to explain that to Tsalazidis.
Ross Carlisle : Tsalazidis having nothing of it, and he kicks Cobryn in the hand forcing him to let go of the rope.
Melvyn : He just kicked Cobryn! What has gotten into this fool, doesn't he know that he has a broken arm.
Ross Carlisle : Enough with the damn broken arm already Melvyn!
[Cobryn, forced to let go of the rope, keeps hold of the abdominal stretch, and reaches out, grabbing hold of referee Nick Tsalazidis by the arm.]
Melvyn : The man is a genius, Tsalazidis booted his arm off the ropes, so he reaches out and grabs a hold of Tsalazidis.
Ross Carlisle : Nick Tsalazidis yelling at Cobryn to let go of him, and Seven flips Cobryn over, planting him with a hip toss.
[Cobryn jumps up from the hip toss, and walks into a high angle drop kick from Seven.]
Ross Carlisle : Cobryn jumps to his feet again, and Plummer sends him down again, this time with a beautiful swinging neck breaker, and Cobryn rolls to the outside for a breather.
Melvyn : Cobryn doing the smart thing there, Seven was getting on a bit of a role, so Cobryn just rolled under the ropes to the outside for a little break.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis starts the ten count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ........ 2 ........ 3 ....... 4 .........
Melvyn : Cobryn standing there watching him count.
Nick Tsalazidis : 5 .......... 6 ............
Ross Carlisle : And look at Seven, he is just standing there watching the count as well, not being sucked into Cobryn's game.
Nick Tsalazidis : 7 ............ 8 ............. 9 .......... (Cobryn rolls back into the ring, and then goes to roll out again)
Ross Carlisle : No, Seven was waiting on him, Cobryn went to roll out again, but Seven was right on him, booting him right in that arm.
Melvyn : Cobryn gets to the outside, nursing the arm, and Seven follows him out this time.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .............. 2 ..................
[Seven twisting the arm of Cobryn around, and then slamming the cast onto the apron.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 3 ......... 4 ........... 5 ..........
Ross Carlisle : Cobryn really may have a broken arm now!
[Seven again twists the arm around, this time into a hammer lock, and then runs Cobryn right into the steel ring post, sending that cast right into it.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 6 ......... 7 ............. 8 ............. (Seven rolls Cobryn into the ring, then follows him in.)
Ross Carlisle : Adam Plummer now showing why he is the Ring Syndicate World Heavyweight Champion, and he goes right back to work on that cast of Cobryn's.
Melvyn : Seven's got him in a Hard Armbar. Thats what that one's called Rossco.
Ross Carlisle : I know what its called Melvyn.
Melvyn : Then why didnt you say that, instead of saying goes back to work on the arm.
[Plummer yanking on the hard armbar, and Cobryn is screaming.]
Ross Carlisle : Cobryn really in pain here, i have never heard him so loud.
Cobryn : OHHH MY ARM! ITS BROKEN, DAMN IT! THE PAIN, ARRRR, THE PAIN!!!
Melvyn : And you thought he was faking it!
Ross Carlisle : I may owe him an apology.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis in there asking Cobryn if he wants to submit, and he refuses, stretching out his feet, and hooking the ropes.]
Ross Carlisle : He made it!
Melvyn : What courage Rossco!!
[Tsalazidis gets Seven to break the hold, and all three men make it to there feet, Cobryn pointing out to the crowd, and Tsalazidis looks across.]
WHAM!!!!
Ross Carlisle : Damn! Cobryn just lashed out, smashing that cast right into the head of Adam Plummer, and he may be knocked out!
Melvyn : I hope he didn't cause himself any further damage in the process!
Ross Carlisle : Forget that, i can't believe i got sucked in by him, i'll bet he wasn't feeling a thing through that bloody cast! Screaming away like a bitch, and then the second he can distract Tsalazidis, BOOM!
Melvyn : Sounds like a plan to me!
Ross Carlisle : You make me sick Melvyn, why, you suck up to him almost as much as them other guys down in Australia who kiss his ass every second breathe.
Melvyn : Speaking of which, did you see Cobryn and his boys rock on down to Australia earlier in the week and clean house at the amusement park?
Ross Carlisle : Yeah, i saw it, they will get there's one day.
Melvyn : Not today though, unless by get there's, you mean Cobryn getting the World Heavyweight title! Seven hasn't moved, that shot has knocked him clean out!
[Cobryn tests Seven with the toe of his boot, but Seven wont budge, he is dead weight.]
Ross Carlisle : Cobryn picking up all of the dead weight of Adam Plummer, he hooks him, and ANSWER! COBRYN JUST NAILED SEVEN WITH THE ANSWER! He could of just covered him without that.
Melvyn : Nah, you never know, Seven could of been playing possum, plus he wants to win the title with The Answer!
[Cobryn drops for a cover on Adam Seven.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................... 2 .......................... 3~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross Carlisle : He did it! We got a new Heavyweight Champion!
Melvyn : Broken arm and all!
[Scene fades with Cobryn being handed the World Heavyweight Title.]
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